Shane O'Neill

The latest fad to sweep rural America. Everyone's crazy for cheese wax. 11-year-old Celine Duchamp and her family moved to the small town of Coldwater, Ohio, from Evron, France, where Babybel cheese, those little round red spheres of wax-covered cheese, is made. She was Trey homesick, so her classmates bought Celine 100 wheels of Babybel as a welcome gift.

The latest fad to sweep rural America. Everyone's crazy for cheese wax. 11-year-old Celine Duchamp and her family moved to the small town of Coldwater, Ohio, from Evron, France, where Babybel cheese, those little round red spheres of wax-covered cheese, is made. She was Trey homesick, so her classmates bought Celine 100 wheels of Babybel as a welcome gift.

She gleefully gorged the cheese, and after the constipation cleared up, she thanked her new friends by stringing the used wax together to make them jewelry. Necklaces, hoop earrings, and clunky bracelets that would have made Mrs. Roper proud.

She gleefully gorged the cheese, and after the constipation cleared up, she thanked her new friends by stringing the used wax together to make them jewelry. Necklaces, hoop earrings, and clunky bracelets that would have made Mrs. Roper proud.

In a conservative small town, the trend caught on with lightning speed, and soon everyone was collecting baby bell wax and making red plastic jewelry, hats, bags, and even dresses, which one girl wore to the spring dance this week where she was crowned queen. Kids in nearby towns have started doing it too, and it's led to a full-blown red wax panic.

In a conservative small town, the trend caught on with lightning speed, and soon everyone was collecting baby bell wax and making red plastic jewelry, hats, bags, and even dresses, which one girl wore to the spring dance this week where she was crowned queen. Kids in nearby towns have started doing it too, and it's led to a full-blown red wax panic.

Parents are in an uproar, local politicians are furious, and a Presbyterian preacher got so angry he tried to forbid everyone from dancing, and wait a second, that's actually footloose. All right.

Parents are in an uproar, local politicians are furious, and a Presbyterian preacher got so angry he tried to forbid everyone from dancing, and wait a second, that's actually footloose. All right.

Is Ray Fines in it? Because he was so good at it.

Is Ray Fines in it? Because he was so good at it.

Oh, that's a huge mistake. I mean, those are two. If you're looking at a pot roast recipe and lasagna comes out, you need to read that recipe.

Oh, that's a huge mistake. I mean, those are two. If you're looking at a pot roast recipe and lasagna comes out, you need to read that recipe.

And his fourth grade teacher was like, I always thought Gerald could enunciate a little bit better. Exactly, yeah.

And his fourth grade teacher was like, I always thought Gerald could enunciate a little bit better. Exactly, yeah.

It's true.

It's true.

You know what Young Thug has to do now is write a song called Horses Don't Stop.

You know what Young Thug has to do now is write a song called Horses Don't Stop.

Or the guy, he can modify the tattoo and just give them, like, sunglasses and bandanas and, like, cool shirts, and they'll be like, they're hustlers. They're hustlers. They're horse hustlers. These are horses. They're hustlers.

Or the guy, he can modify the tattoo and just give them, like, sunglasses and bandanas and, like, cool shirts, and they'll be like, they're hustlers. They're hustlers. They're horse hustlers. These are horses. They're hustlers.

Wait, where in Italy? It must be super far north, right? I don't picture them down in the Cinque Terre bears. No, no, no.

Wait, where in Italy? It must be super far north, right? I don't picture them down in the Cinque Terre bears. No, no, no.

And a half. I was going to say all the flights there are booked and all the ones back are like half empty flights.

And a half. I was going to say all the flights there are booked and all the ones back are like half empty flights.

Yeah. Wait. There is a bear about whom the advice is lay down. Yeah, it's like you're supposed to... Is the bear like, ah, no, it's someone sleeping. I'm so sorry. I really apologize. It's Playdex.

Yeah. Wait. There is a bear about whom the advice is lay down. Yeah, it's like you're supposed to... Is the bear like, ah, no, it's someone sleeping. I'm so sorry. I really apologize. It's Playdex.

I'm the Celestial Seasons bear.

I'm the Celestial Seasons bear.

And if he was like, without these tigers, I'm so anxious.

And if he was like, without these tigers, I'm so anxious.

The 2020 election.

The 2020 election.

They will bring back all the dads who went out for cigarettes and never returned.

They will bring back all the dads who went out for cigarettes and never returned.

If you're buying European brands of cat food, you deserve to lose a ton of money. Absolutely. My cat won't eat anything but el jamon, Spanish Iberico cat food.

If you're buying European brands of cat food, you deserve to lose a ton of money. Absolutely. My cat won't eat anything but el jamon, Spanish Iberico cat food.

What's wrong with, like, I don't know...

What's wrong with, like, I don't know...

Now, a dire wolf is bigger and stronger and more powerful than a regular wolf? Pretty much. How did it go extinct? Isn't that against the all of evolution?

Now, a dire wolf is bigger and stronger and more powerful than a regular wolf? Pretty much. How did it go extinct? Isn't that against the all of evolution?

I think they made a good choice.

I think they made a good choice.

No, it's like, you picture a guy who's like, listen, Rachel, I can't stay. I'm on the run. I killed three people in Idaho. Also, April 15th is coming up, and I have to finish my taxes.

No, it's like, you picture a guy who's like, listen, Rachel, I can't stay. I'm on the run. I killed three people in Idaho. Also, April 15th is coming up, and I have to finish my taxes.

I would never buy a human being European food. That's all I'm saying. You want Nutella, honey? Find another husband.

I would never buy a human being European food. That's all I'm saying. You want Nutella, honey? Find another husband.

The latest fad to sweep rural America. Everyone's crazy for cheese wax. 11-year-old Celine Duchamp and her family moved to the small town of Coldwater, Ohio, from Evron, France, where Babybel cheese, those little round red spheres of wax-covered cheese, is made. She was Trey homesick, so her classmates bought Celine 100 wheels of Babybel as a welcome gift.

She gleefully gorged the cheese, and after the constipation cleared up, she thanked her new friends by stringing the used wax together to make them jewelry. Necklaces, hoop earrings, and clunky bracelets that would have made Mrs. Roper proud.

In a conservative small town, the trend caught on with lightning speed, and soon everyone was collecting baby bell wax and making red plastic jewelry, hats, bags, and even dresses, which one girl wore to the spring dance this week where she was crowned queen. Kids in nearby towns have started doing it too, and it's led to a full-blown red wax panic.

Parents are in an uproar, local politicians are furious, and a Presbyterian preacher got so angry he tried to forbid everyone from dancing, and wait a second, that's actually footloose. All right.

Is Ray Fines in it? Because he was so good at it.

Oh, that's a huge mistake. I mean, those are two. If you're looking at a pot roast recipe and lasagna comes out, you need to read that recipe.

And his fourth grade teacher was like, I always thought Gerald could enunciate a little bit better. Exactly, yeah.

It's true.

You know what Young Thug has to do now is write a song called Horses Don't Stop.

Or the guy, he can modify the tattoo and just give them, like, sunglasses and bandanas and, like, cool shirts, and they'll be like, they're hustlers. They're hustlers. They're horse hustlers. These are horses. They're hustlers.

Wait, where in Italy? It must be super far north, right? I don't picture them down in the Cinque Terre bears. No, no, no.

And a half. I was going to say all the flights there are booked and all the ones back are like half empty flights.

Yeah. Wait. There is a bear about whom the advice is lay down. Yeah, it's like you're supposed to... Is the bear like, ah, no, it's someone sleeping. I'm so sorry. I really apologize. It's Playdex.

I'm the Celestial Seasons bear.

And if he was like, without these tigers, I'm so anxious.

The 2020 election.

They will bring back all the dads who went out for cigarettes and never returned.

If you're buying European brands of cat food, you deserve to lose a ton of money. Absolutely. My cat won't eat anything but el jamon, Spanish Iberico cat food.

What's wrong with, like, I don't know...

Now, a dire wolf is bigger and stronger and more powerful than a regular wolf? Pretty much. How did it go extinct? Isn't that against the all of evolution?

I think they made a good choice.

No, it's like, you picture a guy who's like, listen, Rachel, I can't stay. I'm on the run. I killed three people in Idaho. Also, April 15th is coming up, and I have to finish my taxes.

I would never buy a human being European food. That's all I'm saying. You want Nutella, honey? Find another husband.