Scott Disick

it's just crazy we were a tsunami of craziness i can't imagine that and now it's such a different thing because people look at you so different just because of even like social followings like mason decided to get instagram the other day because we let him he got a million followers like within a day or two not posting a photo and for some people that's like

it's just crazy we were a tsunami of craziness i can't imagine that and now it's such a different thing because people look at you so different just because of even like social followings like mason decided to get instagram the other day because we let him he got a million followers like within a day or two not posting a photo and for some people that's like

it's just crazy we were a tsunami of craziness i can't imagine that and now it's such a different thing because people look at you so different just because of even like social followings like mason decided to get instagram the other day because we let him he got a million followers like within a day or two not posting a photo and for some people that's like

their life dream like oh my god followers oh my god so for them they don't even care but like their whole network is so ginormous they don't even understand yet no they don't have a clue because they also grew up with it i think out of all your kids i think rain would be the one that's the most comfortable in front of the camera i think he'd want it the most right like he'd want to be

their life dream like oh my god followers oh my god so for them they don't even care but like their whole network is so ginormous they don't even understand yet no they don't have a clue because they also grew up with it i think out of all your kids i think rain would be the one that's the most comfortable in front of the camera i think he'd want it the most right like he'd want to be

their life dream like oh my god followers oh my god so for them they don't even care but like their whole network is so ginormous they don't even understand yet no they don't have a clue because they also grew up with it i think out of all your kids i think rain would be the one that's the most comfortable in front of the camera i think he'd want it the most right like he'd want to be

And then maybe I answer something a little bit weird and then I have Eighty seven fucking people writing me on the group chat. How could you say this or that? Like, I don't want our group to talk about anything vicious. Like, imagine if they were like, so is Kris Jenner really what she's like in real life? And I'm like, yeah, she's lovely. And then they turn it around somehow.

And then maybe I answer something a little bit weird and then I have Eighty seven fucking people writing me on the group chat. How could you say this or that? Like, I don't want our group to talk about anything vicious. Like, imagine if they were like, so is Kris Jenner really what she's like in real life? And I'm like, yeah, she's lovely. And then they turn it around somehow.

And then maybe I answer something a little bit weird and then I have Eighty seven fucking people writing me on the group chat. How could you say this or that? Like, I don't want our group to talk about anything vicious. Like, imagine if they were like, so is Kris Jenner really what she's like in real life? And I'm like, yeah, she's lovely. And then they turn it around somehow.

camera up he's like a young Jim Carrey he's ready to go he is the funniest kid has the craziest personality and voices oh he's wild you don't even know what happened this morning what so we're all having like breakfast before they go to school and one of our nannies Allie and she's great and he loves her and he pulls me aside in the morning he's like did you hear anything last night I go

camera up he's like a young Jim Carrey he's ready to go he is the funniest kid has the craziest personality and voices oh he's wild you don't even know what happened this morning what so we're all having like breakfast before they go to school and one of our nannies Allie and she's great and he loves her and he pulls me aside in the morning he's like did you hear anything last night I go

camera up he's like a young Jim Carrey he's ready to go he is the funniest kid has the craziest personality and voices oh he's wild you don't even know what happened this morning what so we're all having like breakfast before they go to school and one of our nannies Allie and she's great and he loves her and he pulls me aside in the morning he's like did you hear anything last night I go

He goes, very loud. I go, it was loud? I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I mean, I'd like, I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I only was dancing again last night. I go, she was dancing? He goes, yes. What does that mean? She sneaks men in at night. She dances and the men just shower money on her and make it real. I swear to you.

He goes, very loud. I go, it was loud? I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I mean, I'd like, I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I only was dancing again last night. I go, she was dancing? He goes, yes. What does that mean? She sneaks men in at night. She dances and the men just shower money on her and make it real. I swear to you.

He goes, very loud. I go, it was loud? I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I mean, I'd like, I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I only was dancing again last night. I go, she was dancing? He goes, yes. What does that mean? She sneaks men in at night. She dances and the men just shower money on her and make it real. I swear to you.

I go, so your nanny exotic dances at night for money? In your house? Yeah. When we're sleeping. He's like, yeah. Em and Allie overhears him and she's like, yeah, right? He's lying, right?

I go, so your nanny exotic dances at night for money? In your house? Yeah. When we're sleeping. He's like, yeah. Em and Allie overhears him and she's like, yeah, right? He's lying, right?

I go, so your nanny exotic dances at night for money? In your house? Yeah. When we're sleeping. He's like, yeah. Em and Allie overhears him and she's like, yeah, right? He's lying, right?

But he was so, like, serious. Stone cold fake. I mean, I obviously didn't believe him, but I just wanted him to tell the story. So I was like, keep going. And he's like, I mean, yeah, the guys were making it rain. They were throwing money. And, you know, she just does what she does. And I was like, maybe it's a Christmas bonus. He's the most also like you. He's wild.

But he was so, like, serious. Stone cold fake. I mean, I obviously didn't believe him, but I just wanted him to tell the story. So I was like, keep going. And he's like, I mean, yeah, the guys were making it rain. They were throwing money. And, you know, she just does what she does. And I was like, maybe it's a Christmas bonus. He's the most also like you. He's wild.

But he was so, like, serious. Stone cold fake. I mean, I obviously didn't believe him, but I just wanted him to tell the story. So I was like, keep going. And he's like, I mean, yeah, the guys were making it rain. They were throwing money. And, you know, she just does what she does. And I was like, maybe it's a Christmas bonus. He's the most also like you. He's wild.

And then she's like, so you don't think I'm lovely? I just I don't I don't want all that stress.

And then she's like, so you don't think I'm lovely? I just I don't I don't want all that stress.

And then she's like, so you don't think I'm lovely? I just I don't I don't want all that stress.

Yeah. I think it's cute that like they have You know, like a lot of families show their kids albums of pictures. We're able to show them full videos of our lives, of them being born, of them like growing up, you know.

Yeah. I think it's cute that like they have You know, like a lot of families show their kids albums of pictures. We're able to show them full videos of our lives, of them being born, of them like growing up, you know.

Yeah. I think it's cute that like they have You know, like a lot of families show their kids albums of pictures. We're able to show them full videos of our lives, of them being born, of them like growing up, you know.

Yelling at people like, yeah, I don't want would you but the truth is I do explain to Mason like how drinking affected me and And how badly it put me in certain places. That's good. And he knows that. And he, for a while, thought I was going to treat him differently because of that. And I said, I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I lived.

Yelling at people like, yeah, I don't want would you but the truth is I do explain to Mason like how drinking affected me and And how badly it put me in certain places. That's good. And he knows that. And he, for a while, thought I was going to treat him differently because of that. And I said, I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I lived.

Yelling at people like, yeah, I don't want would you but the truth is I do explain to Mason like how drinking affected me and And how badly it put me in certain places. That's good. And he knows that. And he, for a while, thought I was going to treat him differently because of that. And I said, I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I lived.

But if I see a problem with alcohol with you, I will take action. But other than that, you are just like every other kid. You're going to try drinking when you're going to try drinking. But if I see a problem that might be hereditary, then I'll jump in. But until then, you're treated like every other kid. But I would not love to have him see the crazy.

But if I see a problem with alcohol with you, I will take action. But other than that, you are just like every other kid. You're going to try drinking when you're going to try drinking. But if I see a problem that might be hereditary, then I'll jump in. But until then, you're treated like every other kid. But I would not love to have him see the crazy.

But if I see a problem with alcohol with you, I will take action. But other than that, you are just like every other kid. You're going to try drinking when you're going to try drinking. But if I see a problem that might be hereditary, then I'll jump in. But until then, you're treated like every other kid. But I would not love to have him see the crazy.

And I've been in interviews where I'm like, you could just ask about me. And then it turns immediately. I had something happen recently. I was doing a car segment. And they told me they were going to ask me just about my vehicles. And I'm into cars, right? And I sit down in a chair in my house. And I thought it was about the cars. And this first question is about you and me. Lamar.

And I've been in interviews where I'm like, you could just ask about me. And then it turns immediately. I had something happen recently. I was doing a car segment. And they told me they were going to ask me just about my vehicles. And I'm into cars, right? And I sit down in a chair in my house. And I thought it was about the cars. And this first question is about you and me. Lamar.

And I've been in interviews where I'm like, you could just ask about me. And then it turns immediately. I had something happen recently. I was doing a car segment. And they told me they were going to ask me just about my vehicles. And I'm into cars, right? And I sit down in a chair in my house. And I thought it was about the cars. And this first question is about you and me. Lamar.

It's funny that he hasn't seen some of these things.

It's funny that he hasn't seen some of these things.

It's funny that he hasn't seen some of these things.

Yeah. Because he'll see how like my dad is a real dick then.

Yeah. Because he'll see how like my dad is a real dick then.

Yeah. Because he'll see how like my dad is a real dick then.

No, definitely.

No, definitely.

No, definitely.

I talk to him all the time about it. And I'm just like, you know, it take you down a really bad road or it could be a really fun road. You know, like. I feel like Kendall and Kylie are a perfect example of like they'll go out, they have some drinks and they're like the perfect mix of like where Kim didn't even drink. Right.

I talk to him all the time about it. And I'm just like, you know, it take you down a really bad road or it could be a really fun road. You know, like. I feel like Kendall and Kylie are a perfect example of like they'll go out, they have some drinks and they're like the perfect mix of like where Kim didn't even drink. Right.

I talk to him all the time about it. And I'm just like, you know, it take you down a really bad road or it could be a really fun road. You know, like. I feel like Kendall and Kylie are a perfect example of like they'll go out, they have some drinks and they're like the perfect mix of like where Kim didn't even drink. Right.

Kendall and Kylie, they have a few drinks and they have fun and they're good, but nothing more. And me and Court were slob kebabs. Well, Court stopped kind of after the first kid, but... Not me. Oh, you only get drunk when you get drunk. You drink to get fucked. Yeah. And that's when it's like, it's a rare occasion, but when it happens, it's full force. It happens.

Kendall and Kylie, they have a few drinks and they have fun and they're good, but nothing more. And me and Court were slob kebabs. Well, Court stopped kind of after the first kid, but... Not me. Oh, you only get drunk when you get drunk. You drink to get fucked. Yeah. And that's when it's like, it's a rare occasion, but when it happens, it's full force. It happens.

Kendall and Kylie, they have a few drinks and they have fun and they're good, but nothing more. And me and Court were slob kebabs. Well, Court stopped kind of after the first kid, but... Not me. Oh, you only get drunk when you get drunk. You drink to get fucked. Yeah. And that's when it's like, it's a rare occasion, but when it happens, it's full force. It happens.

Do you remember when we wrestled in the... Like straight up crazy drunk wrestled in the middle of that. Oh, the Versailles. Paris. Oh, Paris. Yes. On the floor. Yeah. In the Versailles. And people were like, guys, this is like a museum. You can't be wrestling and throwing things.

Do you remember when we wrestled in the... Like straight up crazy drunk wrestled in the middle of that. Oh, the Versailles. Paris. Oh, Paris. Yes. On the floor. Yeah. In the Versailles. And people were like, guys, this is like a museum. You can't be wrestling and throwing things.

Do you remember when we wrestled in the... Like straight up crazy drunk wrestled in the middle of that. Oh, the Versailles. Paris. Oh, Paris. Yes. On the floor. Yeah. In the Versailles. And people were like, guys, this is like a museum. You can't be wrestling and throwing things.

So we were in London.

So we were in London.

So we were in London.

Yeah, we were in Paris. We were in the Four Seasons.

Yeah, we were in Paris. We were in the Four Seasons.

Yeah, we were in Paris. We were in the Four Seasons.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I think it might have been my birthday.

I think it might have been my birthday.

I think it might have been my birthday.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm trying to have a good time.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm trying to have a good time.

Yeah. And I was like, I'm trying to have a good time.

I mean...

I mean...

I mean...

Oh, it was bad.

Oh, it was bad.

Oh, it was bad.

That was the craziest. Waking up.

That was the craziest. Waking up.

That was the craziest. Waking up.

I think I slept in the bathroom. I threw up. And they're like, all right, we're getting on a plane. We're going to Italy.

I think I slept in the bathroom. I threw up. And they're like, all right, we're getting on a plane. We're going to Italy.

I think I slept in the bathroom. I threw up. And they're like, all right, we're getting on a plane. We're going to Italy.

It was horrible. It was rough. They really needed to tell us we were going to fly the next day at 7 a.m.

It was horrible. It was rough. They really needed to tell us we were going to fly the next day at 7 a.m.

It was horrible. It was rough. They really needed to tell us we were going to fly the next day at 7 a.m.

But that was so crazy to, like, look back at that. And now, like, obviously, you would still have fun. But we would never be throwing bottles around and wrestling through the Versailles.

But that was so crazy to, like, look back at that. And now, like, obviously, you would still have fun. But we would never be throwing bottles around and wrestling through the Versailles.

But that was so crazy to, like, look back at that. And now, like, obviously, you would still have fun. But we would never be throwing bottles around and wrestling through the Versailles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I would fuck it.

I would fuck it.

I would fuck it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Or to talk about things in a real way. Like my parents didn't really know how to discuss certain things and relate it back to them and say, you know, I've been through this and I could help you here. Let me tell you a story about myself. Whereas Mace or P or anybody like Mason, especially like if he's going through something, You know, I talked to him about my life and, like, mistakes that I did.

Or to talk about things in a real way. Like my parents didn't really know how to discuss certain things and relate it back to them and say, you know, I've been through this and I could help you here. Let me tell you a story about myself. Whereas Mace or P or anybody like Mason, especially like if he's going through something, You know, I talked to him about my life and, like, mistakes that I did.

Or to talk about things in a real way. Like my parents didn't really know how to discuss certain things and relate it back to them and say, you know, I've been through this and I could help you here. Let me tell you a story about myself. Whereas Mace or P or anybody like Mason, especially like if he's going through something, You know, I talked to him about my life and, like, mistakes that I did.

And I was like, what about? I was like, is this a tell-all? What the fuck?

And I was like, what about? I was like, is this a tell-all? What the fuck?

And I was like, what about? I was like, is this a tell-all? What the fuck?

And I'm like, here's what I've done, what's worked for me, what hasn't worked for me. And, like, even recently, like, he's starting to really like girls. And obviously, girls like him. And I just said, you know, it's like, you can do whatever you want. Just don't lie and don't manipulate any girls. So if a girl tells you she wants to maybe do something with you and, like, hook up or whatever...

And I'm like, here's what I've done, what's worked for me, what hasn't worked for me. And, like, even recently, like, he's starting to really like girls. And obviously, girls like him. And I just said, you know, it's like, you can do whatever you want. Just don't lie and don't manipulate any girls. So if a girl tells you she wants to maybe do something with you and, like, hook up or whatever...

And I'm like, here's what I've done, what's worked for me, what hasn't worked for me. And, like, even recently, like, he's starting to really like girls. And obviously, girls like him. And I just said, you know, it's like, you can do whatever you want. Just don't lie and don't manipulate any girls. So if a girl tells you she wants to maybe do something with you and, like, hook up or whatever...

If she knows that you're not in a relationship with her, don't tell her you are just to get something out of her. And he's like, no, I know, I get it. And I hear him on the phone. He's like, we can't, but we're friends. And he tells them straight up, like, because that's where it's fucked up.

If she knows that you're not in a relationship with her, don't tell her you are just to get something out of her. And he's like, no, I know, I get it. And I hear him on the phone. He's like, we can't, but we're friends. And he tells them straight up, like, because that's where it's fucked up.

If she knows that you're not in a relationship with her, don't tell her you are just to get something out of her. And he's like, no, I know, I get it. And I hear him on the phone. He's like, we can't, but we're friends. And he tells them straight up, like, because that's where it's fucked up.

Like, manipulating your girl to say, I love you, I love you, I want to be with you, I want to be with you, just to, like, get somewhere.

Like, manipulating your girl to say, I love you, I love you, I want to be with you, I want to be with you, just to, like, get somewhere.

Like, manipulating your girl to say, I love you, I love you, I want to be with you, I want to be with you, just to, like, get somewhere.

And then the next day, you're with someone else. So I said, listen, you can do whatever you want as long as you're honest. And, you know, honesty is the best policy. But back in our day, it wasn't so easy. Like, you know, if you met someone, it was like, okay, I got to, you know, do whatever it takes. He's got...

And then the next day, you're with someone else. So I said, listen, you can do whatever you want as long as you're honest. And, you know, honesty is the best policy. But back in our day, it wasn't so easy. Like, you know, if you met someone, it was like, okay, I got to, you know, do whatever it takes. He's got...

And then the next day, you're with someone else. So I said, listen, you can do whatever you want as long as you're honest. And, you know, honesty is the best policy. But back in our day, it wasn't so easy. Like, you know, if you met someone, it was like, okay, I got to, you know, do whatever it takes. He's got...

But right, and I'm like, what's going on here? So it was a total decoy to try to get me to talk about

But right, and I'm like, what's going on here? So it was a total decoy to try to get me to talk about

But right, and I'm like, what's going on here? So it was a total decoy to try to get me to talk about

Yeah. I can't even imagine like they have no way of being private, hiding anything.

Yeah. I can't even imagine like they have no way of being private, hiding anything.

Yeah. I can't even imagine like they have no way of being private, hiding anything.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Yeah. I mean, I kind of told them that like.

Yeah. I mean, I kind of told them that like.

Yeah. I mean, I kind of told them that like.

Yeah. They ask me, they'd like me to be with somebody, I think. And they, you know, they do voice to me that they'd like me to be with someone. And I kind of say like, until I find the right person, I don't really want to bring another person in.

Yeah. They ask me, they'd like me to be with somebody, I think. And they, you know, they do voice to me that they'd like me to be with someone. And I kind of say like, until I find the right person, I don't really want to bring another person in.

Yeah. They ask me, they'd like me to be with somebody, I think. And they, you know, they do voice to me that they'd like me to be with someone. And I kind of say like, until I find the right person, I don't really want to bring another person in.

around unless it's like the end-all be-all person just because I don't want them to get attached to somebody else but I have to do my thing too or I'll never meet anyone but like they're all like starting to get older and it's not that much longer until like they're of age all of them so for the next like five six seven years if like My attention is on them.

around unless it's like the end-all be-all person just because I don't want them to get attached to somebody else but I have to do my thing too or I'll never meet anyone but like they're all like starting to get older and it's not that much longer until like they're of age all of them so for the next like five six seven years if like My attention is on them.

around unless it's like the end-all be-all person just because I don't want them to get attached to somebody else but I have to do my thing too or I'll never meet anyone but like they're all like starting to get older and it's not that much longer until like they're of age all of them so for the next like five six seven years if like My attention is on them.

intense shit so i had to i stopped what year was this recently like fuck a few months ago that was probably the last time i've done an interview and that was kind of like this is exactly why i don't do interviews and it's scary especially and i think with podcasts anything like they even doing this it was really intimidating for me because people will twist your words around it's not the same how it was

intense shit so i had to i stopped what year was this recently like fuck a few months ago that was probably the last time i've done an interview and that was kind of like this is exactly why i don't do interviews and it's scary especially and i think with podcasts anything like they even doing this it was really intimidating for me because people will twist your words around it's not the same how it was

intense shit so i had to i stopped what year was this recently like fuck a few months ago that was probably the last time i've done an interview and that was kind of like this is exactly why i don't do interviews and it's scary especially and i think with podcasts anything like they even doing this it was really intimidating for me because people will twist your words around it's not the same how it was

I have the rest of my life to be a single guy. Like right now, it's a guy I like that my focus is on them. And if I was with somebody else, like, yeah, I'd still be a good dad, but I would have somebody that I would be putting on a pedestal near them.

I have the rest of my life to be a single guy. Like right now, it's a guy I like that my focus is on them. And if I was with somebody else, like, yeah, I'd still be a good dad, but I would have somebody that I would be putting on a pedestal near them.

I have the rest of my life to be a single guy. Like right now, it's a guy I like that my focus is on them. And if I was with somebody else, like, yeah, I'd still be a good dad, but I would have somebody that I would be putting on a pedestal near them.

Right. We're kind of in the same thing.

Right. We're kind of in the same thing.

Right. We're kind of in the same thing.

Well, look, I mean, you know, my youngest is 10, right? So in eight years, he graduates high school. In eight years, I'll still be able to do my thing.

Well, look, I mean, you know, my youngest is 10, right? So in eight years, he graduates high school. In eight years, I'll still be able to do my thing.

Well, look, I mean, you know, my youngest is 10, right? So in eight years, he graduates high school. In eight years, I'll still be able to do my thing.

For sure. Yeah. I'm just not that worried about it. Like, I feel like the right person, if they're meant to be, they'll come. But I'm just like, I don't want to like search and be disappointed.

For sure. Yeah. I'm just not that worried about it. Like, I feel like the right person, if they're meant to be, they'll come. But I'm just like, I don't want to like search and be disappointed.

For sure. Yeah. I'm just not that worried about it. Like, I feel like the right person, if they're meant to be, they'll come. But I'm just like, I don't want to like search and be disappointed.

Yeah. I think it's so different. And by the way, a lot of people I know that are not famous are in these long relationships and they're breaking up.

Yeah. I think it's so different. And by the way, a lot of people I know that are not famous are in these long relationships and they're breaking up.

Yeah. I think it's so different. And by the way, a lot of people I know that are not famous are in these long relationships and they're breaking up.

But I keep hearing it. Where are you going?

But I keep hearing it. Where are you going?

But I keep hearing it. Where are you going?

Is that like masturbating?

Is that like masturbating?

Is that like masturbating?

Right.

Right.

Right.

You're good. But no. Like, these are people that are, like, straight up, like, no, they're not. Like, it wasn't, like, there was no option. What would you say you've

You're good. But no. Like, these are people that are, like, straight up, like, no, they're not. Like, it wasn't, like, there was no option. What would you say you've

You're good. But no. Like, these are people that are, like, straight up, like, no, they're not. Like, it wasn't, like, there was no option. What would you say you've

I don't think I was like guarded or anything in my last relationship, you know? I don't think that was like a problem in our relationship. Yeah, that's not like a huge thing I think about. I just...

I don't think I was like guarded or anything in my last relationship, you know? I don't think that was like a problem in our relationship. Yeah, that's not like a huge thing I think about. I just...

I don't think I was like guarded or anything in my last relationship, you know? I don't think that was like a problem in our relationship. Yeah, that's not like a huge thing I think about. I just...

Like when I'm deep into a relationship and I trust somebody and like love somebody, which is a rare thing. Right. I've only been in a few relationships. But like my last one, I trusted the girl I was with very much and told her everything that I felt in the world and was totally like a good, fine thing. Good. So it hasn't hardened you? No. No. Like, my last relationship was good.

Like when I'm deep into a relationship and I trust somebody and like love somebody, which is a rare thing. Right. I've only been in a few relationships. But like my last one, I trusted the girl I was with very much and told her everything that I felt in the world and was totally like a good, fine thing. Good. So it hasn't hardened you? No. No. Like, my last relationship was good.

Like when I'm deep into a relationship and I trust somebody and like love somebody, which is a rare thing. Right. I've only been in a few relationships. But like my last one, I trusted the girl I was with very much and told her everything that I felt in the world and was totally like a good, fine thing. Good. So it hasn't hardened you? No. No. Like, my last relationship was good.

It was just kind of like we were in different places at different times in our lives. And we know that I tend to date a little younger than I should. Are you going to stick with that? Are you going to try to go a little older? No, I can't go.

It was just kind of like we were in different places at different times in our lives. And we know that I tend to date a little younger than I should. Are you going to stick with that? Are you going to try to go a little older? No, I can't go.

It was just kind of like we were in different places at different times in our lives. And we know that I tend to date a little younger than I should. Are you going to stick with that? Are you going to try to go a little older? No, I can't go.

No, now anything you say can be used against you or it's not politically correct. And I know how you and I talk sometimes. It's not politically correct.

No, now anything you say can be used against you or it's not politically correct. And I know how you and I talk sometimes. It's not politically correct.

No, now anything you say can be used against you or it's not politically correct. And I know how you and I talk sometimes. It's not politically correct.

Maybe, like, Maybe I'll get back with her when she gets older. That would be easy. But she'll still be the same. Yeah, but she'll be matured then and older and been through life a little bit and gotten fucked over and had some heartbreaks and learned the rules of the world.

Maybe, like, Maybe I'll get back with her when she gets older. That would be easy. But she'll still be the same. Yeah, but she'll be matured then and older and been through life a little bit and gotten fucked over and had some heartbreaks and learned the rules of the world.

Maybe, like, Maybe I'll get back with her when she gets older. That would be easy. But she'll still be the same. Yeah, but she'll be matured then and older and been through life a little bit and gotten fucked over and had some heartbreaks and learned the rules of the world.

Yeah, like let them go. And if they come back, it's meant to be. Yeah. So they needed like some time. It's kind of great because it gives me a time to like be with my kids. Got it. So you have a plan. When you're ready and you've gotten like some life lessons in you.

Yeah, like let them go. And if they come back, it's meant to be. Yeah. So they needed like some time. It's kind of great because it gives me a time to like be with my kids. Got it. So you have a plan. When you're ready and you've gotten like some life lessons in you.

Yeah, like let them go. And if they come back, it's meant to be. Yeah. So they needed like some time. It's kind of great because it gives me a time to like be with my kids. Got it. So you have a plan. When you're ready and you've gotten like some life lessons in you.

I feel like I could go to you with like anything in the world. Same.

I feel like I could go to you with like anything in the world. Same.

I feel like I could go to you with like anything in the world. Same.

I'm happy that I have you.

I'm happy that I have you.

I'm happy that I have you.

I would say the only thing that annoys me sometimes is we don't see each other enough and we live so damn close to each other. I agree. And it feels like we don't live near each other when we go walk to each other's houses.

I would say the only thing that annoys me sometimes is we don't see each other enough and we live so damn close to each other. I agree. And it feels like we don't live near each other when we go walk to each other's houses.

I would say the only thing that annoys me sometimes is we don't see each other enough and we live so damn close to each other. I agree. And it feels like we don't live near each other when we go walk to each other's houses.

All right.

All right.

All right.

And we're not trying to offend anybody. No. But we're just used to being who we are. And being normal. Being normal, but the new normal is fucking bizarre. Yeah. Everything is twisted upside down. Even when I'm with May sometimes and he's looking at Insta, TikTok, this one, that one. I'm like the information that they get so much more than we had.

And we're not trying to offend anybody. No. But we're just used to being who we are. And being normal. Being normal, but the new normal is fucking bizarre. Yeah. Everything is twisted upside down. Even when I'm with May sometimes and he's looking at Insta, TikTok, this one, that one. I'm like the information that they get so much more than we had.

And we're not trying to offend anybody. No. But we're just used to being who we are. And being normal. Being normal, but the new normal is fucking bizarre. Yeah. Everything is twisted upside down. Even when I'm with May sometimes and he's looking at Insta, TikTok, this one, that one. I'm like the information that they get so much more than we had.

Never.

Never.

Never.

No, I would never do that.

No, I would never do that.

No, I would never do that.

No, I hate that you think that. I got a never not showing up to anything.

No, I hate that you think that. I got a never not showing up to anything.

No, I hate that you think that. I got a never not showing up to anything.

No, I know. It's just... I'm not.

No, I know. It's just... I'm not.

No, I know. It's just... I'm not.

I'm going to show up to everything. Like, the other day I showed up to the party for Dream at your house.

I'm going to show up to everything. Like, the other day I showed up to the party for Dream at your house.

I'm going to show up to everything. Like, the other day I showed up to the party for Dream at your house.

And I was like, I am not going to not make this. I was like, Mace, get in the fucking car. We got to get out of here. We got to go.

And I was like, I am not going to not make this. I was like, Mace, get in the fucking car. We got to get out of here. We got to go.

And I was like, I am not going to not make this. I was like, Mace, get in the fucking car. We got to get out of here. We got to go.

It was fun. Killing all the work, too.

It was fun. Killing all the work, too.

It was fun. Killing all the work, too.

Yeah, the best time. And then we went to Malibu after that. We had a good little day. Took all of his friends to Trattanoia for, like, a little Italian. Cute. Yeah, I mean. Bada-boom, bada-boom. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Yeah, the best time. And then we went to Malibu after that. We had a good little day. Took all of his friends to Trattanoia for, like, a little Italian. Cute. Yeah, I mean. Bada-boom, bada-boom. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Yeah, the best time. And then we went to Malibu after that. We had a good little day. Took all of his friends to Trattanoia for, like, a little Italian. Cute. Yeah, I mean. Bada-boom, bada-boom. Bada-bing, bada-boom.

I don't drink those anymore.

I don't drink those anymore.

I don't drink those anymore.

Nah. Well, I didn't, you know, the whole thing with ginger, you know. I know. I didn't think of sugar.

Nah. Well, I didn't, you know, the whole thing with ginger, you know. I know. I didn't think of sugar.

Nah. Well, I didn't, you know, the whole thing with ginger, you know. I know. I didn't think of sugar.

At DC, I'll only have like once in a while and have one. The gingers were something else. Addicted. That was a whole joke with the flask. Sweet Hawaiian rolls. Oh God, those are sickening.

At DC, I'll only have like once in a while and have one. The gingers were something else. Addicted. That was a whole joke with the flask. Sweet Hawaiian rolls. Oh God, those are sickening.

At DC, I'll only have like once in a while and have one. The gingers were something else. Addicted. That was a whole joke with the flask. Sweet Hawaiian rolls. Oh God, those are sickening.

It actually gives me like PTSD thinking of all those gingers and those Hawaiian rolls. I used to take those on vacation.

It actually gives me like PTSD thinking of all those gingers and those Hawaiian rolls. I used to take those on vacation.

It actually gives me like PTSD thinking of all those gingers and those Hawaiian rolls. I used to take those on vacation.

You know that?

You know that?

You know that?

They would go on vacation with me.

They would go on vacation with me.

They would go on vacation with me.

I like Cheerios. It's like sweet, the honey nut Cheerios. That's it? Something crazy.

I like Cheerios. It's like sweet, the honey nut Cheerios. That's it? Something crazy.

I like Cheerios. It's like sweet, the honey nut Cheerios. That's it? Something crazy.

No, I haven't been snacking like I used to. Damn. I haven't really had chips either for a while. That shit really works. But the chips were like, I was a big chipper. Yeah. And like goldfish.

No, I haven't been snacking like I used to. Damn. I haven't really had chips either for a while. That shit really works. But the chips were like, I was a big chipper. Yeah. And like goldfish.

No, I haven't been snacking like I used to. Damn. I haven't really had chips either for a while. That shit really works. But the chips were like, I was a big chipper. Yeah. And like goldfish.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

piss me off it would be that the caps no you didn't care as much as the other person no i didn't care that much but just seeing it in the caps oh that's what bothered me it would be three different gatorades on the fucking soda it was three different gatorades one ginger a bowl of um the fish goldfish and then maybe a chocolate or a candy then some chips i mean it was a fucking whole thing snacker oh my god yeah it was a snack-a-thon

piss me off it would be that the caps no you didn't care as much as the other person no i didn't care that much but just seeing it in the caps oh that's what bothered me it would be three different gatorades on the fucking soda it was three different gatorades one ginger a bowl of um the fish goldfish and then maybe a chocolate or a candy then some chips i mean it was a fucking whole thing snacker oh my god yeah it was a snack-a-thon

piss me off it would be that the caps no you didn't care as much as the other person no i didn't care that much but just seeing it in the caps oh that's what bothered me it would be three different gatorades on the fucking soda it was three different gatorades one ginger a bowl of um the fish goldfish and then maybe a chocolate or a candy then some chips i mean it was a fucking whole thing snacker oh my god yeah it was a snack-a-thon

I mean, no regrets, I say.

I mean, no regrets, I say.

I mean, no regrets, I say.

Yeah. I mean, I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior going through some of my life, but I don't dwell on it, you know, and look back and say, like, Maybe I do. But I would have done things a little differently in certain times and places.

Yeah. I mean, I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior going through some of my life, but I don't dwell on it, you know, and look back and say, like, Maybe I do. But I would have done things a little differently in certain times and places.

Yeah. I mean, I definitely regret a lot of my horrific behavior going through some of my life, but I don't dwell on it, you know, and look back and say, like, Maybe I do. But I would have done things a little differently in certain times and places.

Like I remember it being hard to find a naked girl to jerk off to. Literally. Like, when I was 14, I would have to find, like, a Playboy somewhere.

Like I remember it being hard to find a naked girl to jerk off to. Literally. Like, when I was 14, I would have to find, like, a Playboy somewhere.

Like I remember it being hard to find a naked girl to jerk off to. Literally. Like, when I was 14, I would have to find, like, a Playboy somewhere.

But I feel like instead of like making it about me and thinking about it like, oh, I'm just trying to make it like if I can give my kids the help to not have to go through those times that I had that were miserable, it's all worth it.

But I feel like instead of like making it about me and thinking about it like, oh, I'm just trying to make it like if I can give my kids the help to not have to go through those times that I had that were miserable, it's all worth it.

But I feel like instead of like making it about me and thinking about it like, oh, I'm just trying to make it like if I can give my kids the help to not have to go through those times that I had that were miserable, it's all worth it.

That's all you can do. Yeah. Like, you know. You dwell on it. Yeah. And there's so many things I see that I could have had different turnouts in my life or just how things are better and being a different way, you know, or getting where you want. I could teach them and it makes me happy that I've been there and done it both ways, you know.

That's all you can do. Yeah. Like, you know. You dwell on it. Yeah. And there's so many things I see that I could have had different turnouts in my life or just how things are better and being a different way, you know, or getting where you want. I could teach them and it makes me happy that I've been there and done it both ways, you know.

That's all you can do. Yeah. Like, you know. You dwell on it. Yeah. And there's so many things I see that I could have had different turnouts in my life or just how things are better and being a different way, you know, or getting where you want. I could teach them and it makes me happy that I've been there and done it both ways, you know.

No.

No.

No.

No, I would be way too old to be still doing that stuff.

No, I would be way too old to be still doing that stuff.

No, I would be way too old to be still doing that stuff.

I'd like to get a family lake house. Nice. I think that's a good goal, maybe. That is a great goal. And I build houses so I can build it.

I'd like to get a family lake house. Nice. I think that's a good goal, maybe. That is a great goal. And I build houses so I can build it.

I'd like to get a family lake house. Nice. I think that's a good goal, maybe. That is a great goal. And I build houses so I can build it.

Yeah. I love it.

Yeah. I love it.

Yeah. I love it.

I mean, it was a passion and then it turned into a business.

I mean, it was a passion and then it turned into a business.

I mean, it was a passion and then it turned into a business.

And it's a good business, you know, like a lot of people.

And it's a good business, you know, like a lot of people.

And it's a good business, you know, like a lot of people.

Yeah. I mean, you know, you always hear people saying like a job is not a job if you really love it. And I feel that way a lot with like the building, the houses and stuff like that. And then when I started doing it, it was like, wow, this is amazing.

Yeah. I mean, you know, you always hear people saying like a job is not a job if you really love it. And I feel that way a lot with like the building, the houses and stuff like that. And then when I started doing it, it was like, wow, this is amazing.

Yeah. I mean, you know, you always hear people saying like a job is not a job if you really love it. And I feel that way a lot with like the building, the houses and stuff like that. And then when I started doing it, it was like, wow, this is amazing.

No.

No.

No.

But you looked like you were from Baywatch. Yes. It was insane.

But you looked like you were from Baywatch. Yes. It was insane.

But you looked like you were from Baywatch. Yes. It was insane.

She worked at a Playboy mansion. Okay.

She worked at a Playboy mansion. Okay.

She worked at a Playboy mansion. Okay.

It was crazy.

It was crazy.

It was crazy.

Right. We just had this thing, and then we eventually lost the recorder.

Right. We just had this thing, and then we eventually lost the recorder.

Right. We just had this thing, and then we eventually lost the recorder.

It was the sound. Yeah, the bay. The bay. It was behind our house, yeah. You were holding on for dear life on that raft.

It was the sound. Yeah, the bay. The bay. It was behind our house, yeah. You were holding on for dear life on that raft.

It was the sound. Yeah, the bay. The bay. It was behind our house, yeah. You were holding on for dear life on that raft.

But yeah, we were on top of it. We started a podcast together. What year was that?

But yeah, we were on top of it. We started a podcast together. What year was that?

But yeah, we were on top of it. We started a podcast together. What year was that?

That should be the episode of this.

That should be the episode of this.

That should be the episode of this.

Jot that down.

Jot that down.

Jot that down.

Oh, and she had the outfit, the Playboy... Bunny. Bunny, yeah. And pictures, I remember. One of the... Bonnie the Bunny. Yeah, and I think in Manhattan, it was, like, one of Hefner's Playboy mansion clubs.

Oh, and she had the outfit, the Playboy... Bunny. Bunny, yeah. And pictures, I remember. One of the... Bonnie the Bunny. Yeah, and I think in Manhattan, it was, like, one of Hefner's Playboy mansion clubs.

Oh, and she had the outfit, the Playboy... Bunny. Bunny, yeah. And pictures, I remember. One of the... Bonnie the Bunny. Yeah, and I think in Manhattan, it was, like, one of Hefner's Playboy mansion clubs.

Imagine if we stuck with that. And I tried to do another one in Cleveland.

Imagine if we stuck with that. And I tried to do another one in Cleveland.

Imagine if we stuck with that. And I tried to do another one in Cleveland.

Oh, you were not having it. No, I was so annoyed. There's also a question that I read from a poll that said, if we got stuck maybe on an island together, what we would get annoyed with first with each other. And I was like, oh, I know exactly what my answer would be for that.

Oh, you were not having it. No, I was so annoyed. There's also a question that I read from a poll that said, if we got stuck maybe on an island together, what we would get annoyed with first with each other. And I was like, oh, I know exactly what my answer would be for that.

Oh, you were not having it. No, I was so annoyed. There's also a question that I read from a poll that said, if we got stuck maybe on an island together, what we would get annoyed with first with each other. And I was like, oh, I know exactly what my answer would be for that.

Me asking you too many questions. Like that night in the car.

Me asking you too many questions. Like that night in the car.

Me asking you too many questions. Like that night in the car.

I mean, we're in a car. We have nothing.

I mean, we're in a car. We have nothing.

I mean, we're in a car. We have nothing.

To do is to talk. And I guess some people don't. You're like, have you heard of the radio? Put a song on. I don't want to talk the whole time.

To do is to talk. And I guess some people don't. You're like, have you heard of the radio? Put a song on. I don't want to talk the whole time.

To do is to talk. And I guess some people don't. You're like, have you heard of the radio? Put a song on. I don't want to talk the whole time.

Well, you weren't talking, so I just wanted to get the juice while I had you. And I was really annoyed. I locked the doors. I was like, yo, I'm getting it on. So I just wanted to know everything.

Well, you weren't talking, so I just wanted to get the juice while I had you. And I was really annoyed. I locked the doors. I was like, yo, I'm getting it on. So I just wanted to know everything.

Well, you weren't talking, so I just wanted to get the juice while I had you. And I was really annoyed. I locked the doors. I was like, yo, I'm getting it on. So I just wanted to know everything.

I think you might have like got out of the car maybe. Stop. I didn't get out of the car. I need to switch cars. Oh, my God.

I think you might have like got out of the car maybe. Stop. I didn't get out of the car. I need to switch cars. Oh, my God.

I think you might have like got out of the car maybe. Stop. I didn't get out of the car. I need to switch cars. Oh, my God.

But yeah, that would be it if we were stuck on an island.

But yeah, that would be it if we were stuck on an island.

But yeah, that would be it if we were stuck on an island.

No, it was too funny because that really was just like, I'm just asking you a question.

No, it was too funny because that really was just like, I'm just asking you a question.

No, it was too funny because that really was just like, I'm just asking you a question.

I don't hack anymore.

I don't hack anymore.

I don't hack anymore.

Because I was scared of you telling me. You also told me I would never find a girl if I did that.

Because I was scared of you telling me. You also told me I would never find a girl if I did that.

Because I was scared of you telling me. You also told me I would never find a girl if I did that.

You unhacked me.

You unhacked me.

You unhacked me.

Yeah, it was a lot.

Yeah, it was a lot.

Yeah, it was a lot.

It was gross.

It was gross.

It was gross.

Yeah, no. Thank God you were so gung-ho about it. You're like, you're never going to be with anyone if you keep hacking.

Yeah, no. Thank God you were so gung-ho about it. You're like, you're never going to be with anyone if you keep hacking.

Yeah, no. Thank God you were so gung-ho about it. You're like, you're never going to be with anyone if you keep hacking.

I can't believe that you thought of the podcast that we originally did, too.

I can't believe that you thought of the podcast that we originally did, too.

I can't believe that you thought of the podcast that we originally did, too.

She wasn't a... nude model.

She wasn't a... nude model.

She wasn't a... nude model.

Nobody thought of it.

Nobody thought of it.

Nobody thought of it.

If we would have kept up on it, we would have been like the biggest podcasters.

If we would have kept up on it, we would have been like the biggest podcasters.

If we would have kept up on it, we would have been like the biggest podcasters.

I guess we were filming a show.

I guess we were filming a show.

I guess we were filming a show.

They got the visual.

They got the visual.

They got the visual.

Uh, I kind of liked The Hamptons, even though you hated The Hamptons.

Uh, I kind of liked The Hamptons, even though you hated The Hamptons.

Uh, I kind of liked The Hamptons, even though you hated The Hamptons.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I think I liked the one, but I did one with Kim without you. No offense to you. It was just nice because I got to be with Chris a lot and, like, my friends. Oh, that Chris. Yeah. No, not the dump. I was like, where are we going with this? No. I think those take shows were fun. Miami was too much for me. New York was great. And the Hamptons was pretty great. But they were fun.

Oh, I think I liked the one, but I did one with Kim without you. No offense to you. It was just nice because I got to be with Chris a lot and, like, my friends. Oh, that Chris. Yeah. No, not the dump. I was like, where are we going with this? No. I think those take shows were fun. Miami was too much for me. New York was great. And the Hamptons was pretty great. But they were fun.

Oh, I think I liked the one, but I did one with Kim without you. No offense to you. It was just nice because I got to be with Chris a lot and, like, my friends. Oh, that Chris. Yeah. No, not the dump. I was like, where are we going with this? No. I think those take shows were fun. Miami was too much for me. New York was great. And the Hamptons was pretty great. But they were fun.

It was just crazy that we would move our lives for like five months at a time. We had nothing else to do.

It was just crazy that we would move our lives for like five months at a time. We had nothing else to do.

It was just crazy that we would move our lives for like five months at a time. We had nothing else to do.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Maybe after this I'm going to have to start.

Maybe after this I'm going to have to start.

Maybe after this I'm going to have to start.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

Oh, I didn't even know that.

And then this episode is The Lord and His Lady.

And then this episode is The Lord and His Lady.

And then this episode is The Lord and His Lady.

Episode one. Let's just make that clear.

Episode one. Let's just make that clear.

Episode one. Let's just make that clear.

If I did this and then I'm episode like eight, I'll tweet about it.

If I did this and then I'm episode like eight, I'll tweet about it.

If I did this and then I'm episode like eight, I'll tweet about it.

Come here, babe. Let's see.

Come here, babe. Let's see.

Come here, babe. Let's see.

Douche kebab.

Douche kebab.

Douche kebab.

I do really like the father thing.

I do really like the father thing.

I do really like the father thing.

Oh, my God. We were kids. We were kids.

Oh, my God. We were kids. We were kids.

Oh, my God. We were kids. We were kids.

How old were you when I first met you?

How old were you when I first met you?

How old were you when I first met you?

And I was a young 22. You think? I mean, I didn't come off that way. And I felt like I tried to overcompensate by trying to make pretend that I was mature and knew what I was doing. But I really didn't. Like, I was definitely, like, relying on my parents for things, and, like, I wasn't, like, a big shot on my own, like, running a business, knowing what I was doing.

And I was a young 22. You think? I mean, I didn't come off that way. And I felt like I tried to overcompensate by trying to make pretend that I was mature and knew what I was doing. But I really didn't. Like, I was definitely, like, relying on my parents for things, and, like, I wasn't, like, a big shot on my own, like, running a business, knowing what I was doing.

And I was a young 22. You think? I mean, I didn't come off that way. And I felt like I tried to overcompensate by trying to make pretend that I was mature and knew what I was doing. But I really didn't. Like, I was definitely, like, relying on my parents for things, and, like, I wasn't, like, a big shot on my own, like, running a business, knowing what I was doing.

Like, I was definitely, like, calling home, like, I probably need money to, like, take court on a date. Yeah, but isn't that how every 22-year-old is? Well, yes, but at the time, you know, your sister was older than me by five years, so, like, I was trying to be more mature than I really was, but I was a kid, you know, like, It's my first like real relationship and, you know, progressed fast.

Like, I was definitely, like, calling home, like, I probably need money to, like, take court on a date. Yeah, but isn't that how every 22-year-old is? Well, yes, but at the time, you know, your sister was older than me by five years, so, like, I was trying to be more mature than I really was, but I was a kid, you know, like, It's my first like real relationship and, you know, progressed fast.

Like, I was definitely, like, calling home, like, I probably need money to, like, take court on a date. Yeah, but isn't that how every 22-year-old is? Well, yes, but at the time, you know, your sister was older than me by five years, so, like, I was trying to be more mature than I really was, but I was a kid, you know, like, It's my first like real relationship and, you know, progressed fast.

And then we're living together. That was, you know, my first time I think really living with someone.

And then we're living together. That was, you know, my first time I think really living with someone.

And then we're living together. That was, you know, my first time I think really living with someone.

You did give me a chance. I think.

You did give me a chance. I think.

You did give me a chance. I think.

No.

No.

No.

Yeah. We were fine. Who? You and him? Yeah. There came a time where you were like, yo, fuck you.

Yeah. We were fine. Who? You and him? Yeah. There came a time where you were like, yo, fuck you.

Yeah. We were fine. Who? You and him? Yeah. There came a time where you were like, yo, fuck you.

No, it wasn't from the get-go.

No, it wasn't from the get-go.

No, it wasn't from the get-go.

Yeah, no, you were totally fine. I just was not a great person. And you were like, yo, I like you, but you're a fucking asshole at that point in my life. And I was. Like, when I look back, I'm like, I can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of shit.

Yeah, no, you were totally fine. I just was not a great person. And you were like, yo, I like you, but you're a fucking asshole at that point in my life. And I was. Like, when I look back, I'm like, I can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of shit.

Yeah, no, you were totally fine. I just was not a great person. And you were like, yo, I like you, but you're a fucking asshole at that point in my life. And I was. Like, when I look back, I'm like, I can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of shit.

No, I believe that.

No, I believe that.

No, I believe that.

Yes, for sure. No, we went through a lot for sure. A lot of ups and downs.

Yes, for sure. No, we went through a lot for sure. A lot of ups and downs.

Yes, for sure. No, we went through a lot for sure. A lot of ups and downs.

I just thought you were being protective and being smart. Okay, we could keep it there then. Sure. I was being smart. I like to hear that. I mean, you were. Honestly, you were just protecting your sister. And looking back, I would have probably done the same.

I just thought you were being protective and being smart. Okay, we could keep it there then. Sure. I was being smart. I like to hear that. I mean, you were. Honestly, you were just protecting your sister. And looking back, I would have probably done the same.

I just thought you were being protective and being smart. Okay, we could keep it there then. Sure. I was being smart. I like to hear that. I mean, you were. Honestly, you were just protecting your sister. And looking back, I would have probably done the same.

Yeah, which I think is a nice thing.

Yeah, which I think is a nice thing.

Yeah, which I think is a nice thing.

No way.

No way.

No way.

Yeah, probably not.

Yeah, probably not.

Yeah, probably not.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Oh, I didn't know that.

I mean, you remember my parents. They liked it. They loved it because they were just like, We hate that you live in California. But if we can see you on TV, it's good enough for us. Because, like, we didn't have FaceTime probably. Imagine if we had FaceTime when they were alive. I'd have been fucked. They would have called me 97 times a day on FaceTime.

I mean, you remember my parents. They liked it. They loved it because they were just like, We hate that you live in California. But if we can see you on TV, it's good enough for us. Because, like, we didn't have FaceTime probably. Imagine if we had FaceTime when they were alive. I'd have been fucked. They would have called me 97 times a day on FaceTime.

I mean, you remember my parents. They liked it. They loved it because they were just like, We hate that you live in California. But if we can see you on TV, it's good enough for us. Because, like, we didn't have FaceTime probably. Imagine if we had FaceTime when they were alive. I'd have been fucked. They would have called me 97 times a day on FaceTime.

No, but not on FaceTime. Right. Because we didn't have that yet. Right. So I got. Isn't that crazy? No FaceTime? Yeah.

No, but not on FaceTime. Right. Because we didn't have that yet. Right. So I got. Isn't that crazy? No FaceTime? Yeah.

No, but not on FaceTime. Right. Because we didn't have that yet. Right. So I got. Isn't that crazy? No FaceTime? Yeah.

Oh, that's bullshit. But you're the first person.

Oh, that's bullshit. But you're the first person.

Oh, that's bullshit. But you're the first person.

They had, like, they just had, like, the tabloids. Oh, yeah. And that was a problem. Yeah. Every day. They're like, you got Chloe pregnant? I'm like, yes, Dad, I got Chloe pregnant. He's like, okay, I'll call you later. I'm like, what? You never got me pregnant. But that's what they would say on the front of the, like, every week it was a different sister I got pregnant.

They had, like, they just had, like, the tabloids. Oh, yeah. And that was a problem. Yeah. Every day. They're like, you got Chloe pregnant? I'm like, yes, Dad, I got Chloe pregnant. He's like, okay, I'll call you later. I'm like, what? You never got me pregnant. But that's what they would say on the front of the, like, every week it was a different sister I got pregnant.

They had, like, they just had, like, the tabloids. Oh, yeah. And that was a problem. Yeah. Every day. They're like, you got Chloe pregnant? I'm like, yes, Dad, I got Chloe pregnant. He's like, okay, I'll call you later. I'm like, what? You never got me pregnant. But that's what they would say on the front of the, like, every week it was a different sister I got pregnant.

I'm like, where's the kids?

I'm like, where's the kids?

I'm like, where's the kids?

So I'm like the guinea pig?

So I'm like the guinea pig?

So I'm like the guinea pig?

And then I'm not even the first step?

And then I'm not even the first step?

And then I'm not even the first step?

Or do they mean to each other?

Or do they mean to each other?

Or do they mean to each other?

I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me. I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I live. But if I see a problem, I will take action. Do you remember when we wrestled? Crazy, drunk wrestled?

I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me. I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I live. But if I see a problem, I will take action. Do you remember when we wrestled? Crazy, drunk wrestled?

I do explain to Mason how drinking affected me. I'm not treating you any different because of my mistakes or how I live. But if I see a problem, I will take action. Do you remember when we wrestled? Crazy, drunk wrestled?

That's a huge difference.

That's a huge difference.

That's a huge difference.

Well, how do we ask?

Well, how do we ask?

Well, how do we ask?

Right. That would be a little weird.

Right. That would be a little weird.

Right. That would be a little weird.

Oh, because you probably get somebody more famous than me and then it's them.

Oh, because you probably get somebody more famous than me and then it's them.

Oh, because you probably get somebody more famous than me and then it's them.

I don't think it has any truth, so they just run with anything. You know what I mean? Just like, oh, look at their relationship. They're close. Boom. Let's just say something ridiculous.

I don't think it has any truth, so they just run with anything. You know what I mean? Just like, oh, look at their relationship. They're close. Boom. Let's just say something ridiculous.

I don't think it has any truth, so they just run with anything. You know what I mean? Just like, oh, look at their relationship. They're close. Boom. Let's just say something ridiculous.

But yeah, and then people with us, because we get along well, people are like, they're soulmates. Like, bro, I have children with her sister. Yeah, it's wild. Not soulmates. I obviously say a lot of gross things that are probably too much. But you know that's just who I am. Yeah, you know it's your humor. But obviously I'm not serious.

But yeah, and then people with us, because we get along well, people are like, they're soulmates. Like, bro, I have children with her sister. Yeah, it's wild. Not soulmates. I obviously say a lot of gross things that are probably too much. But you know that's just who I am. Yeah, you know it's your humor. But obviously I'm not serious.

But yeah, and then people with us, because we get along well, people are like, they're soulmates. Like, bro, I have children with her sister. Yeah, it's wild. Not soulmates. I obviously say a lot of gross things that are probably too much. But you know that's just who I am. Yeah, you know it's your humor. But obviously I'm not serious.

That's horse manure.

That's horse manure.

That's horse manure.

And I've even, like, the fact that people think that is psychotic. But I guess if I was watching a show and I wanted to be entertainment, you know, I guess I would jump to those, too. Like, oh, my God.

And I've even, like, the fact that people think that is psychotic. But I guess if I was watching a show and I wanted to be entertainment, you know, I guess I would jump to those, too. Like, oh, my God.

And I've even, like, the fact that people think that is psychotic. But I guess if I was watching a show and I wanted to be entertainment, you know, I guess I would jump to those, too. Like, oh, my God.

I'll give you everything I've always wanted to give you.

I'll give you everything I've always wanted to give you.

I'll give you everything I've always wanted to give you.

I mean, it would be pretty crazy.

I mean, it would be pretty crazy.

I mean, it would be pretty crazy.

But it would be totally fine in like two weeks these days. Like after two weeks of like annihilation, it would be like, and it worked. It's wild. It's psychotic.

But it would be totally fine in like two weeks these days. Like after two weeks of like annihilation, it would be like, and it worked. It's wild. It's psychotic.

But it would be totally fine in like two weeks these days. Like after two weeks of like annihilation, it would be like, and it worked. It's wild. It's psychotic.

When I turned you around?

When I turned you around?

When I turned you around?

I would do anything for you though, Chloe. Thank you. You know that.

I would do anything for you though, Chloe. Thank you. You know that.

I would do anything for you though, Chloe. Thank you. You know that.

I honestly think it was probably just me being... A little bit better of like maturity or something or growing up a drop. And you were like, all right, let me give them another chance. And then we became friends. And I think when we moved to the Hamptons, we became closer and we'd spend more time together again. I kind of think it was that far. No, maybe not. Maybe not. No, it wasn't.

I honestly think it was probably just me being... A little bit better of like maturity or something or growing up a drop. And you were like, all right, let me give them another chance. And then we became friends. And I think when we moved to the Hamptons, we became closer and we'd spend more time together again. I kind of think it was that far. No, maybe not. Maybe not. No, it wasn't.

I honestly think it was probably just me being... A little bit better of like maturity or something or growing up a drop. And you were like, all right, let me give them another chance. And then we became friends. And I think when we moved to the Hamptons, we became closer and we'd spend more time together again. I kind of think it was that far. No, maybe not. Maybe not. No, it wasn't.

It was way before that.

It was way before that.

It was way before that.

Well, because when we lived together, we really never saw you. So it wasn't like it really mattered.

Well, because when we lived together, we really never saw you. So it wasn't like it really mattered.

Well, because when we lived together, we really never saw you. So it wasn't like it really mattered.

No.

No.

No.

I was asked to do one, though, the other day when I was in Vegas. These guys who have a podcast asked me to do one, and I just said, yeah, but.

I was asked to do one, though, the other day when I was in Vegas. These guys who have a podcast asked me to do one, and I just said, yeah, but.

I was asked to do one, though, the other day when I was in Vegas. These guys who have a podcast asked me to do one, and I just said, yeah, but.

The only real pro is money. Right. And then everything else is a con. I agree. But, you know, I see sometimes when people like will come up to me or something if I'm in public and like there's, let's say people asking me stuff or there's photographers and they're like, how do you deal with this? And I always say, you know, you take the good with the good and the bad with the bad.

The only real pro is money. Right. And then everything else is a con. I agree. But, you know, I see sometimes when people like will come up to me or something if I'm in public and like there's, let's say people asking me stuff or there's photographers and they're like, how do you deal with this? And I always say, you know, you take the good with the good and the bad with the bad.

The only real pro is money. Right. And then everything else is a con. I agree. But, you know, I see sometimes when people like will come up to me or something if I'm in public and like there's, let's say people asking me stuff or there's photographers and they're like, how do you deal with this? And I always say, you know, you take the good with the good and the bad with the bad.

Like, there's a price to pay for everything. You know, if I was working at Fortune 500, I'd be working my ass off and stressed out and be in an office all day and not be able to see my children as much. And I'd be stressed out to another level. But with this, you're just noticed wherever you are. And it can be frustrating and difficult. But, you know, it's just like any job.

Like, there's a price to pay for everything. You know, if I was working at Fortune 500, I'd be working my ass off and stressed out and be in an office all day and not be able to see my children as much. And I'd be stressed out to another level. But with this, you're just noticed wherever you are. And it can be frustrating and difficult. But, you know, it's just like any job.

Like, there's a price to pay for everything. You know, if I was working at Fortune 500, I'd be working my ass off and stressed out and be in an office all day and not be able to see my children as much. And I'd be stressed out to another level. But with this, you're just noticed wherever you are. And it can be frustrating and difficult. But, you know, it's just like any job.

Like, there's perks and then there's the negatives. And you can also, like you and I, I feel like have learned to navigate living our lives in a way where we don't really feel that famous because we know where to go, we know where to not leave at certain times. I know, but isn't that sad how calculated? We have to be in order.

Like, there's perks and then there's the negatives. And you can also, like you and I, I feel like have learned to navigate living our lives in a way where we don't really feel that famous because we know where to go, we know where to not leave at certain times. I know, but isn't that sad how calculated? We have to be in order.

Like, there's perks and then there's the negatives. And you can also, like you and I, I feel like have learned to navigate living our lives in a way where we don't really feel that famous because we know where to go, we know where to not leave at certain times. I know, but isn't that sad how calculated? We have to be in order.

Like, there's no way you or I could just, like, be set up on a random date and, like, just, like, go to a random restaurant with somebody we don't know and go have a drink and be like, oh, I wanted to meet them and see what's up.

Like, there's no way you or I could just, like, be set up on a random date and, like, just, like, go to a random restaurant with somebody we don't know and go have a drink and be like, oh, I wanted to meet them and see what's up.

Like, there's no way you or I could just, like, be set up on a random date and, like, just, like, go to a random restaurant with somebody we don't know and go have a drink and be like, oh, I wanted to meet them and see what's up.

I feel like it's up to them.

I feel like it's up to them.

I feel like it's up to them.

They don't seem... very interested. But I remember Kylie and Kendall at their age not being interested at all and not wanting to do the show or be on the show or having any part of it. And at that time, I don't think they even knew what it was or what it was going to be. But they definitely were like, we're going to school like you guys can film.

They don't seem... very interested. But I remember Kylie and Kendall at their age not being interested at all and not wanting to do the show or be on the show or having any part of it. And at that time, I don't think they even knew what it was or what it was going to be. But they definitely were like, we're going to school like you guys can film.

They don't seem... very interested. But I remember Kylie and Kendall at their age not being interested at all and not wanting to do the show or be on the show or having any part of it. And at that time, I don't think they even knew what it was or what it was going to be. But they definitely were like, we're going to school like you guys can film.

It's a good one, though, and I would if I did them. Why didn't you do it? I don't know. I just feel like if it's not within our family, the last thing I want to be asked is about our family.

It's a good one, though, and I would if I did them. Why didn't you do it? I don't know. I just feel like if it's not within our family, the last thing I want to be asked is about our family.

It's a good one, though, and I would if I did them. Why didn't you do it? I don't know. I just feel like if it's not within our family, the last thing I want to be asked is about our family.

Even though they were, like, on the show, but, like, out of default. Right. Just like if the cameras were rolling, they were in the background type thing. But it's crazy to think what they've become. Now look at the 13 or 14 grandkids. When they all become of age, what they could do is like a royal rumble of the world. It's terrifying. It's insane. It is terrifying.

Even though they were, like, on the show, but, like, out of default. Right. Just like if the cameras were rolling, they were in the background type thing. But it's crazy to think what they've become. Now look at the 13 or 14 grandkids. When they all become of age, what they could do is like a royal rumble of the world. It's terrifying. It's insane. It is terrifying.

Even though they were, like, on the show, but, like, out of default. Right. Just like if the cameras were rolling, they were in the background type thing. But it's crazy to think what they've become. Now look at the 13 or 14 grandkids. When they all become of age, what they could do is like a royal rumble of the world. It's terrifying. It's insane. It is terrifying.

Because look at what two girls did. I know. Like, Kendall and Kylie... blew up a whole society of their age. That's a good way to look at it. It really is. 13 different personalities hitting on different demographics.

Because look at what two girls did. I know. Like, Kendall and Kylie... blew up a whole society of their age. That's a good way to look at it. It really is. 13 different personalities hitting on different demographics.

Because look at what two girls did. I know. Like, Kendall and Kylie... blew up a whole society of their age. That's a good way to look at it. It really is. 13 different personalities hitting on different demographics.

And then you have the older North, niece, this one, that one. So if they're going out, they're going to be like, oh, there's my cousin. Oh, there's my, oh, this whole club's my cousin. Let's go! It's going to be insane. Imagine the guy on the microphone having to name drop every person there. I see you dream, oh, this one, that one, North, I tell,

And then you have the older North, niece, this one, that one. So if they're going out, they're going to be like, oh, there's my cousin. Oh, there's my, oh, this whole club's my cousin. Let's go! It's going to be insane. Imagine the guy on the microphone having to name drop every person there. I see you dream, oh, this one, that one, North, I tell,

And then you have the older North, niece, this one, that one. So if they're going out, they're going to be like, oh, there's my cousin. Oh, there's my, oh, this whole club's my cousin. Let's go! It's going to be insane. Imagine the guy on the microphone having to name drop every person there. I see you dream, oh, this one, that one, North, I tell,

Like, we were killing it with four of us going out, five of us going out. Killing it. Like, when we first got famous, it was like, oh, we're going out.

Like, we were killing it with four of us going out, five of us going out. Killing it. Like, when we first got famous, it was like, oh, we're going out.

Like, we were killing it with four of us going out, five of us going out. Killing it. Like, when we first got famous, it was like, oh, we're going out.

Oh, my God. Imagine them going 15 deep, like, with their friends and, like...

Oh, my God. Imagine them going 15 deep, like, with their friends and, like...

Oh, my God. Imagine them going 15 deep, like, with their friends and, like...