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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Molly's a new girl, right? We don't know who Molly is. I can't look up who Molly is. Molly's the blonde girl. She's another blonde girl. I remember because I just keep getting her confused with the new girl on Southern Charm. So many blonde people in this dude.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
She's like Sally. Right? Doesn't she look like Sally?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I cannot wait about Severance to start again. So yeah, I'll be doing the same thing. Watching it all through Prime. It's convenient to not have to leave the Prime Video app to switch between all of these subscriptions.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You better have Val and then Ellie at the end of your name. Lee. um so brad so basically lake is there too we see lake and she has a sparkler and then um we see mickels talking to leva and he's saying hi and he's like yeah it's crazy we sold out the inside today don't lie to me mickels except for table 10. thank you that's a good boy that's my guy right there pure professionalism
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
TJ's like, he's really hot. Look at that guy. Nice to look out at work. Molly's like, yeah, I look like Sally. He's like, shut up. I wasn't, it was rhetorical.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Michaels goes to the kitchen and people are trying to figure out what's going on with the bubble maker. Because there's a bubble maker and it's not working. And Maddie's like, Michaels, this is super important because they want a bubble maker and the bubble maker is not working.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Otherwise, all I know how to do is blow spit bubbles and everyone's just going to have to come around and come up with a lot of spits. It's going to be weird. Michael's like, we'll figure it out, guys. Oh, my God. He's amazing.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
He's like, the first time I met Michaels, I was like, oh, my God, I met the love of my life. But he's gay. So now we're best friends. I was like, well, then does this mean he's problematic? Because the last time it was O'Sheen. And I don't know. I don't know how that worked out. Is he even still there? Did they just bury O'Sheen?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Because that's Michelle Collins. Isn't that like her email address? Oh, I guess I shouldn't say that. But she has something that's like McCall, right?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Everybody goes out with their sparklers. Like, we have sparklers! And the crowd's like, that's why we're VIP, because they have sparklers here.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
I like that they put all – they get people to dress in sequins and stuff and, like, put them in the front. But then in the back, you still see, like, girls in, like, really bad cotton, like, Target frilly Laura Ashley dresses. And then the guys in their shorts and their polos and their backwards caps or whatever. They can't keep it.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And Joe's like, yeah, might be for TJ, first starlet in New York. So then we see flashback to five months ago. Watch What Happens Live. Well, Watch What Happens Live is getting a lot of play today. Where is Jeff Lewis? How has Jeff Lewis not pissed anybody off on this show? He doesn't respect them because they're like young waiters. I'll bet.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
No kidding. And also, gay people are always like, you're not supposed to out somebody. That's like the worst thing in the world. If he fucked a guy and he's married, who cares? I don't fuck a guy and he's married. It's not our business to tell his wife. But if it's a guy fucking a girl, it's like, tattletale on him! Get him! I mean, doesn't everybody deserve a right? Come on.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So you're saying that Luann from Family Guy is still free?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then I'd fuck that ice cream, too. That's Luann's. Still. So then Joe Bradley's like, yeah, well, so what if I did hook up with a man? And then TJ's like, he was dating Danielle when he hooked up with the man. That's the point. Oh, please. He knew Danielle for five minutes.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah, so TJ's like, well, I was just giving him the opportunity to tell the truth because everyone knew. And they're like, well, why did you have a problem with TJ when the story was already on page six, Joe? And then we see the headlines, Luann, 58, and Joe, 28, all over each other. Damn, that's good. 30 years? God. Amazing. That girl does Pilates for dinner. She'll do it every day.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
That Pilates works. That girl can still smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and pull in these guys. Hot. She is an icon. So then Joe Bradley is like, well, because page six isn't one of my best friends. TJ betrayed my trust. He confirmed those rumors and sabotaged my relationship. I mean, right now, I could be with Danielle. Danielle. Oh, well, look behind you.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
She's still standing right outside your window, so there's still a chance. She's just turning around. It's just Danielle, like,
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Book now at virginvoyages.com or contact your travel advisor. Well, hello! Welcome to Watch What Crappens, the podcast about all the crap that we just love to talk about. On Ye Olde Bravs, I'm Rondall. That's Ben. Hello, Ben. How are you? Hi. Hi. How are you? Guys, it's a very special day because we've been missing Southern Hospitality, and it's back. We are doing this extremely late. Guess why?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. Heartbreaking. Heartbreaking supporting character. You're dead to me and my family. He's like, I never expected that that would end our friendship.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So he hasn't talked to Joe since New York. And then Michael sees them chatting and he's like, what's up? You got time to lean? You got time to clean? Clean something.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
TJ's like, he's hot. I just totally got excited. My vacuum just hardened.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So the next morning, Bradley wakes up and finds a big old tacky ass eyelash on his bedside table. It is huge and glittery. And he's just looking at it like, what would this even fit on? You know?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Then we see everybody waking up and getting ready, which it's a young cast. It's everybody getting out of the shower, you know? And thankfully, they're doing it with these people and not Shep, okay? These are the people I want to see get out of the shower. Shep, retire Shep, please. So we get to see some Joe Bradley butt, which is great. And then we get some Trixie Monocle.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And she's like, you can take your patriarchy, shove it where the sun don't shine. Cold mess, other known as goddess, snatching my crown, no contest.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
exercise my right to say i am a work of art in every way so now emmy and will are gonna have a nice pretend breakfast and by pretend i mean he's gonna be pretending to not cheat on her and she's gonna be pretending to eat the breakfast so they're like i love you i love you i love you i love you you're amazing you're amazing you're a lawyer you're gonna be a lawyer's wife
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And he doesn't like it, of course. And he's like, and now you work out all the time. She's like, it grounds me. Okay. My typical day right now is go for like a three mile run. And then I go to the gym for like another hour. Cardio, weightlifting, Pilates, high intensity, low intensity, lifting my knee, putting my knee back down. Squats, glutes, you know, underarms, back arms, tries, buys.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You know how it goes. Great. Great. I'm happy. I'm super, super happy.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And he's like, I just miss Republic, you know? Like, so much camaraderie there, so many friendships, you know? And it's like, oh, my God, Joe couldn't be happier to have you in his life again. He's like, yeah, I had to forgive him because, like, I'm a forgiver. And then we see flashbacks to them arguing last year. And because Joe was furthering this rumor that Will was cheating.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
He wasn't totally supportive in denying it for Will. So then Will's like, yeah, when he called me out of the blue and apologized, you know, he just changed his whole tone. And I understood that, like, I had a part to play in this, too. Wait, you cheated on me? No. I mean, getting mad that he got mad that I cheated on you but never told you. So you cheated on me? No. Who told you that, Joe?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Fuck Joe. I'm never fucking talking to Joe again.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Now with an internship, I just don't have moments off, you know? So like, I don't think Emmy gets it. And then he's like, I'm so happy right now. You just make me feel so, so secure. Wait a minute. Let me lift this plate. Don't look away. I've got bigger muscles. It's going great.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And he kisses her, but also kind of looks towards the exit sign. Like, the signs are not looking good here, babe.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And I love a couple things. First, that people on this show aren't so fame-hungry that they just stay on this show. Like, they don't care. Mia's like, bye, I'm moving. Yeah. See you later. And then Grace Lilly's like, I want more for myself. Bye. So she leaves like people just leave. You know, it's crazy because most people are just like reality TV whores like they're going to stay forever.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Guys and girls are going to stay no matter what. And she's like, nah, I'm going to join a beauty contest, you know, and also that they're so just fine with eating disorders because she's like, yeah, basically I don't eat anymore. I have one cup of egg yolks in the morning and that's it. And Emmy was just like, yeah, I don't eat. All I do is work out now. Isn't it amazing?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
This is such an odd shift from our current culture. Yes, eating disorders.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. So that's her thing. She's going to do that. She's still in love with hotness Troy. And then we see Troy. He's hot as fuck. And they're still basically boring. I mean, she needs to come back here and ruin somebody's life because that's kind of what she does. Yeah. But that's their thing. I love your husband. I love your boyfriend. Please have him shirtless on the show more.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then they start talking about how TJ immediately is gossiping. And he's like, yeah, you know, I just feel bad for Emmy. Like she's so small now. And like we both heard that like Will's running around badmouthing her behind her back. And she's like, oh, my God. Yeah, I heard that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And she says that Will was at a Republic obliterated going up to people talking about how much he hates Emmy and hates his relationship. And she's so annoying.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And it's like, yeah, I'm going to have a conversation with him. And I'm going to say, you better tell her because it's going to get back to her. And you know who's going to tell her? I'm not going to tell you right now, but you're going to hear this before it's told.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yes. And so she's like, it's not coming from me. And he's like, well, I mean, it's just hard because she says how much she loves him. Like, how am I going to ruin this life? Can't wait. OK, I'll do it on FaceTime. Don't worry, you'll be able to see. So then we go to Grace Lilly's mother's house and she's sitting at the table writing a notebook.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
That's private. Put it away. After five years of working at Republic Garden and Lounge, Grace Lilly has exited the building. Grace Lilly's been doing modeling, and, you know, Grace Lilly just wants to do bigger things.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
to downtown charleston it's a wild world i live and she's wearing a bandana around her head it just looks crazy and maddie's like but i miss you at republic just i'm always gonna love republic but last summer i took that time to focus on me you know as opposed to all the other times where i was focused on i mean mostly me too but it was different you know so i did an ayahuasca ceremony i got to dive so deep into myself i saw bob marley i thought
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
bob i love you bob i'm always gonna spread the message of like jaw like i love him you know he's just so great he was so good in that movie called bob marley it was a coincidence right
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You're the only person who watched that and thought, maybe I need to do that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah, so then we see two hours ago they were rolling around the bed together. And Maddie's like, yeah, like, I've always liked Joe. And we work so well together. And we're like best friends. And to make it romantic was such a risk. But I know he's been in love with me for years. Like, it used to be like I was too in love with somebody that didn't really love me the same.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
But now it's like reversed. And it feels so good. Like, you know who else that probably felt good to? Joe, who's watching this at home right now.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Plus, his mom bought him a Costco card, which is pretty hot.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. And then Maddie's like, yeah, I had to get away from Trevor because like a light bulb clicked. So I never went back. Dun, dun, dun. And so then she's like, yeah, like I trust him, but I'm like, push the brakes, Joe. Push the brakes, Joe. Maybe I'm just traumatized. Traumatized by my past with bicycle gondola drivers.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So his back hurts. So Brad's like, does it hurt from staying hunched over or were you bent over last night? And he's like, oh, right. I haven't had sex in six months. Jesus, I can't even get any action from my vacuum. Every time the Roomba gets next to me, it just stops, looks at me and turns away.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
But wasn't he just dating that guy? He was. At the end of last season? I'm so confused. It hasn't been two years since they shot that, right?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Don't leave. Don't leave. Why did they make vacuums that could turn away?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
This does suck being the only gay. I mean, whenever you're a gay, you know what that's like being in a space with no other gay people. And then one other gay comes in and you both start looking up at each other up and down like, oh, my God, you're gay. You're not good enough. You're not smart enough. People do not like you. Because it's like, you're so bitter.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
It's like, that's my only fucking choice. And it's like, you're forced. Everyone's like, oh, my God, you're gay? I have a gay person I can introduce you to. And it's like, oh. It's like you naturally have to kind of hate each other because of the resentment you feel towards everybody else around you for not being gay, you know?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And he's like, yeah. And I think he thought he was getting out with me. Bradley's like, wow. And you're just like, all right, bye. What a dick. He's like, well, I mean, obviously there's chemistry because like literally we're each other's only options. So it's like being on a deserted island and asking yourself if you're going to eat the first pineapple that floats up. I mean, you kind of have to.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
How old is he? He's like 30, right? He's probably 32 or 33, something like that. That does seem like a lot when you're 30. But then if you're in L.A. or somewhere like that, I guess you don't have to be in L.A., really. It's just men. But then when you're 40, you're like, oh, 21 is totally natural. Yeah.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
i'm 60 oh so she's not in college or she's halfway through college so hey yeah also tj you don't have to date him he's fucking hot let him come out of the uber with you you just have to have a night yeah um but you know you don't want to look like an old gross perv either um i mean i don't mind but uh some people like the tj obvious i'm not talking from a personal point of view okay i do not mind
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
It's disgusting, isn't it?
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So I'm focusing on myself this summer, which has been great. Unlike last summer when I focused on myself and...
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
every other day i love that everyone's goal on the show is to focus on themselves you guys have focused on nothing else okay he's like well my uh issues are when i like somebody i put them first instead of myself and um bradley's like you know go to therapy and he's like well i've been in therapy thanks for asking bradley and he's like well it's just weirdest because now joe and maddie are dating you know like make it make sense he's like oh well gee
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Must be nice having options.
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yeah and i mean i get what he's saying and that that's a similar type like why are you leaving one one loot like one cheater for another cheater but like i said earlier it's charleston i mean it's in the water there who doesn't cheat i mean i i know i think that joe bradley will cheat but i don't think he's gonna do mind games the way the other trevor was doing he'll probably be like you want to fuck with me it's gonna be so great
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Yeah. So TJ is also way too invested. And I think it's hard to like kind of being the gay in the relationship with a bunch of guys because you're friends with a girl too. And so it's not kind of like a bro before hoes or misters before sisters or whatever you can. It's hard to choose because like you're still friends with the guy, but you're like, I need to warn this girl what this guy is.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
You know what I mean? Yeah. But also you've, well, nevermind.
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That's right. But we didn't have, watch me go-go, never slow-slow. So shut the fuck up, Paul. Don't question me.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
All right, well, let's get going. So we start with the golden couple, Emmy and Will, who are on a boat floating in the water. And Will's saying, I really don't think I could have gotten through this year of law school without you. You've been my rock. And she's like, oh, my God, you're going to make me cry. So she's still cracked out and he's still a lying cheater. We know that in two seconds.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Michaels is, you know, locking up the doors and putting menus away and turning on the neon light. So talented. Yeah, he's like so good at this, you guys. So he's like, yeah, Leva and Lamar call me the beast because I'm 21 and I'm running their nightclub. Dun, dun, dun. Really? Because we're all kind of calling you sucker. Because I think they have you doing that. How many hours are you working?
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I'll bet they're abusing you. Tell me where Leva hurt you.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So they're just... This is really bothering me, this whole, like, I'm too hot to be a barback. Listen, no one's too hot to bring me a bottle of Tito's. So... You're fired. How dare you? Okay, I'll get over it. It's past and it's time to let it go. So then TJ comes in and he's decided since they started shooting and he's so fucking lonely at this point. He's like, here's some coffee.
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I got it for you. And Michaels is like, thanks? Well, we're just gay. We like Starbucks. Yeah.
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And a couple of low decks, let's face it. But yeah, out of the closet, yeah, for sure. So now they're prepping the restaurant and bar, whatever it is. And Austin, that's who I was calling Luke earlier, Austin, the new bartender, is like, hi, I'm Austin. I have a mustache. And Michael's just like, yeah, he's going to be training today. And TJ goes, oh, I know who he is.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And so they kiss and he's like, I love you too. And then we see an Instagram story of Will and Emmy titled Our Love Story. Two years ago. Let's watch it, shall we?
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I met Austin a couple of years ago, and I wouldn't say he's like a lot of guys in Charleston. And then we see clips of Austin shirtless in the woods, bench pressing logs. He's like, yeah, guys, welcome to my Insta. Today, you don't need a gym. You know what you need? God's gym.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then, let's see. He's like, yeah, he's into lifting logs in the woods. So I don't really know why. But, you know, whatever he's doing, it's working for him. He's hot.
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And he sure is, you know, but he's one of those people that's hot, but he's like saying goodbye to youth and he's trying to like hold on to it as hard as he can by like growing a mustache and putting log videos on Instagram, you know, and two years he'll be fine with it.
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He'll be bald and just, you know, have a little pot belly and just start being a 20 year old, you know, telling him he has money.
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Mine last name means humble. No, that's not true. My middle name means humble. Rondal Humble Karam.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So Emmy and Maddie are like, let's have a scene wiping down menus. And I was like, fuck yeah, I'd miss this. So they do it. And Emmy's like, got you a rag girl. And she's like, thanks. So Michael's birthday is coming up. What are they going to do? And Maddie's like, yeah, I want it to be a theme.
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Like the weather's getting really warm and I feel like a summer kickoff pool party, you know, like a theme, like pools, parties, pool party. I don't know, something like that.
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And Emmy's like, yeah, because underneath all the bullshit, like, it was really hard being friends with her last year because she was dating a piece of shit, you know? It's hard when I'm dating a piece of shit and she's dating a piece of shit. Like, how many hiding of pieces of shit can we do? But now since I'm the only one still dating a piece of shit, we can be friends again.
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She's like, I don't even know if he can pour drinks yet.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
we'll see log man we'll see you smell like almonds so then um austin's like flirting with the with the girls and stuff and then maddie can't uncork a bottle and she's like brad it's one of those like fucked up bottles he's like i got you baby one of those fucked up this bottle's like fucked up like hello fucking l who made this bottle this bottle has something stuck in it brad it's a cork maddie
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Yeah, that's what I mean. Get it out.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Getting his dick sacked next to the dumpster.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then outside the bar, Molly's doing her training and he's like, I have no idea what's going on, you know, and I'm cool with that. She goes, yikes, better not be cool with it for long, log man.
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I'm like literally dead right now. I'm so dead Haley Joel Osment would see me under the bed. Like I am that fucking dead. I'm like a dead person who just shit himself. Like it's crazy. And she's like, why? He goes, because TJ brought me coffee.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And then we're like, wait, but like, it's not just coffee. Duh. And he goes, yeah, because we were in an Uber and he kissed me. And I was just like, well, what is this going to be? What does this mean? But then we never talked about it. There was like never a conversation. There was like never a like, what is, oh, I kissed you. There was never that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
They were the perfect couple. All they wanted was each other.
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And now here I am covered in shit that smells like coffee because I drank coffee before I shit myself.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
He must like have breakdowns when he passes sample people at Costco. That lady just gave me a quarter of a cookie and then nothing? Not even what's your number? I'm too hot for this.
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So then, so from how he's acting, I thought he was going to be like, that guy fucking kissed me in the cab. Like, what the fuck? I didn't even know that was coming. Like, where the fuck did that come from?
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But he's not at all. He's like, that felt like a date. And then he, then he kisses me. And then he just drops me when I'm developing feelings. And I was like, oh my God, this is so cute.
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Yeah, pretty cute. So he's like, yeah, there was never a conversation. Like, there was never, like, I mean, what's going on here? And so he's like, he's playing games, and I'm not here for the games. The coffee I'm kind of here for, I would have preferred some heavy cream, because it doesn't take me out of ketosis. But otherwise, whatever.
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Then they were both murdered by possibly a horde of squirrels. And he was cheating on her and beating her the entire time. It's like, whoa, dateline. And that's kind of the vibes I'm getting from this. And Emmy is very much like, he's a lawyer.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So now Matty and John Bradley, or Joe Bradley, arrive at a place called the Pickle Bar. And I was like, oh, no.
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You get it for your group. A private court. He's like, there's not even traffic on this court. It's crazy.
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It was kind of gross. It smelled. I got a ticket.
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So he's like, yeah, I'm like the luckiest guy in the world that madly breathed, agreed to love me back. And now here we are. And pickleball.
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So Will and Emmy come and Will's like, whoa, how weird is it that we're on like a double date? Like, I mean, if you told me last summer, I would have like laughed at that. Like, what world did I leave and go to school and then come back to? I mean, you guys are gross. Okay. So was there a crossover? Like, were you still with Trevor when you started with Joe?
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And then Joe just like slams a pickleball into his chest. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry, bro.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And just kind of desperate. And then we get to more recently. I'm praying these rumors aren't true about Will and Maddie. Now everybody's gossiping about it. And now it's the future. And they're still gossiping about it. And are there cheating rumors? There sure are. And Brad, who is some new guy, right? He's like, I'm asking you what you know, Luke. And Luke's like...
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She's doing too much. She wins. So she wins handily. And so she's like, I spent too many years in rehab not to be good at pickleball. I mean, not to be good at ping pong. And this is basically like ping pong in real life. Yeah. I like that. In rehab, it was ping pong in like dreamland. But out here, it's ping pong in real life.
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No, actually, it's even better. I'm sorry to interrupt you. She goes, and pickleball is a human version of that.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
Well, it's funny that you're saying that right now, because in this scene, they're inside now and they're like eating and stuff. And they're like, wow, it's getting really bad out there. And then they just show outside and it's a full hurricane. There's like a car flying. Like you see the fucking cow fly across the screen and they're like, yeah, whatever. It's a monster.
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Yeah, and he's like, yeah, this is so painfully awkward because, like, a few months ago, Will comes into the public saying the worst things possible about his own girlfriend. But, like, last year I expressed my concerns about their relationship. Flashback to that. I have concerns about your relationship, and I'm dressed like Aladdin, so you have to listen to me. Yeah.
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So Will's like, I just want to have a happy summer. Because I'm an intern at a law firm. And it's really stressful. And it would be great if my boys were friends. And he's like, yeah. But my thing with TJ, our relationship and our past, it's still going on. It's gotten almost weird.
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And he has a right to, I think. And then he's like, fuck that guy. I trusted him. And he goes, and I can't trust him anymore. And I know that he's going to come into my relationship and try to like. But sabotage? No, no, that's not it. Like reconcilify. Sabotage?
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I have a mustache and I already said what I know. And then Mia's like, she won't leave him until she sees him sticking a dick into somebody else's poo-tang-tang.
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sabotage right whatever so well it's like you don't have to be friends with them but you know like i can't be put in the middle of this so maddie's like i'm not put in the middle and i'm like totally still friends with tj so whatever joe's issues with tj happened way before joe started dating joe and i started dating so they're like not my issues and like i learned from my last relationship not to let my relationship affect my friendships
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And Will's like, yeah, but taking sides is always a shitty thing to do. So now we're all getting ready for Michael's party and Lake shows up at Michael's home with coffee, which he shits himself physically. Shits himself. I can't take it. I'm too hot for this.
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And then Bradley's over at TJ's, and TJ comes out in a t-shirt that says, Joe's best friend. Ugh.
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Does anybody have a shoelace? I could just tie around that. And then there's a lot of mylar here. I'm just going to say there's a lot of mylar. It's a lot of sea creatures being harmed by this and birds. There's a lot of death about to happen because of these stupid balloons. I thought those were outlawed.
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Mylar balloons are to be banned in California by 2031. So enjoy your giant sparkly penis balloons now, because in six years, they're done. We're not going to have birthdays anymore, okay?
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They're all going to let go. I'm totally going to wait them down. Hey, can I use that napkin to wait down these balloons?
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i was good 25 and i was like wait a second what about 22 you're so good at me uh so then um he's like oh my god it's a good fun house in here they've made all these trucker hats that say like michael's the best or something michael's amazing michael's 22 and then um She goes, could you put the balloons under the umbrella? And so he does.
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And she's like, this is like the eighth time I've been slapped in the face by these things. Stupid balloons. So they start, you know, doing other stuff while he's weighing them down with like, you know, a little bracelet he found on the ground or something.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
And Lake is not Luke. Isn't there a guy named Luke with a mustache? Yes. Is that the new guy? I don't know. I don't remember what the new guy's name is. He's a blonde guy with a mustache. He looks like a Luke.
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So they start putting up a banner and then the balloons fly away. Of course. They're like, bye. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, you fucked up, Joe.
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And he's like, you were getting ballooned for six hours. Okay, that's when you die. You know what I mean? You're the one who released the balloons. Now's not the time to be getting fresh, sir.
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Well, it's always the one who didn't do anything. He was like, it's not a big deal. It is a fucking big deal. Now, what do you have? Nothing. Trucker hats. And she probably did those, too.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then people start coming and say hi. You know, everybody's starting to arrive. And Austin's like, I wanted an espresso martini. And Molly's like, oh, my God, did you say espresso? And I'm training you? Oh, hell no, trainee. You better drop and give me 30 logs, you fucking moron. It has an S, not an X.
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I can't believe they even let her on here. They're like, guys, it's a new generation on Bravo. How are we going to get this across? Have someone stand up against Espresso.
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Lake's a real cute girl who looks way too innocent to be here. And she's already getting flirted with by Bradley, which makes me worry for her. Right.
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So Emmy comes, and she's like, hello. And Joe's like, hey, man, can you keep a secret? Yeah. We drive here with balloons, and as we're setting up the sign, the balloons flew away. Ah!
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emmy is like are you kidding me i skipped leg day to get those balloons leg day emmy is horrified which i like she's like she gets it you know it's like how could you do that to my friend so now tj and bradley come and um let's see so joe bradley's still talking about the balloons he's like i've never seen a show and then we see maddie like holding her cell phone in a drink like stressed out she's like
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Where's Michael's? I cannot wait. I'm so upset that I have to tell him about the balloons.
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Yeah, exactly. Because I think he knows how T.J. is. Because T.J.
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walks in. He walks in and kind of keeps looking back at you like, uh, uh, uh, uh, black rose. Yeah, it's making it very obvious. So then Bradley is talking to Grace Lilly. He's like, how are your vibes, Grace Lilly? She's like, they're doing good. I made Jesus cry last week on accident, but he kind of deserved it. How are you? He goes, are you wavy, baby? She's like, I'm getting my booty back.
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And then he's like, oh, I want a spicy Mark, please. And TJ goes, I already got it here. And he's like, oh, well, I mean, that's okay. Just take it. Just take it.
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And Michael's is like, literally, my brain just shitted into my ear canal. So don't know what to do about this. It's like a bag of mixed signals. It's just like so selfish. Point blank, period.
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So now everybody starts jumping into the pool wackily. And this guy that he likes jumps in backwards and somehow makes it right through a donut. You know, like a donut blow up thing. So then everyone's like, that guy's amazing. He's almost as amazing as Michael is at managing a restaurant. Yeah.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
so then um joe is watching maddie talk to tj so maddie's over there she's like you know there was that weird time when i was like friends with you first and you and joe got really close do you remember because like you know you guys should get close again and joe bradley's like i don't like the smell of this i don't like the look of this maddie got in the pool let's make a chant everybody say maddie got in the pool maddie got in the pool maddie get in the pool you can remember it because it rhymes
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Or he seems like a marbler, like someone who'd be like, let's play with the marbles, Will. But it's mostly because he has marbles in his mouth. So now they're like, oh, my God, who's cheating? And then we see Will and a woman kissing on a boat. But we don't know if it's Emmy. But she is a thin blonde. But then again, so is 90% of Southern charm and Southern hospitality in Charleston in general.
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Yeah. Hey, why aren't we going to get an update on what's her face from last year? She's not here. The mom. Lucia. Lucia. Yeah, where's she at? She's not back? Probably not. She has a kid. Love is like, she was so lucky I let her work when she had a child. Yeah, I said it. So Bradley's like, yeah, Lake's new and she's hot, so I'm into her.
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So then Maddie, meanwhile, is talking to Emmy and she's like, are you getting in the pool? And Emmy's like, do you want some salad first? She's like, I want octopus first. So then TJ comes over and they're like, TJ, you got to talk to Joe. I feel like you guys owe each other a conversation. He's like, I'm not. I'm really trying to have respect for myself.
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Like, do you think you can just shit and I'm not going to retaliate to show everyone who the fuck you really are?
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Okay, but you're also kind of being a little naggy tattletale right now, and that's not cool. You betrayed your friend for Danielle, of all people, who even knows about Danielle or cares about Danielle. You can't betray your best friend of years for Danielle. That makes no sense. Yeah, you started this. Yeah, you started it. So Maddie's like, well, you're wrong, though, because I know who Joe is.
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You know, I've been friends with him for years. I'm like, sure. I think she tells us. She goes, yeah, it's like not news to me. Joe's a cheater. Duh. But he's not going to cheat on me. I already know his red flags. So it's like, again, he's not necessarily wrong on this one, but.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then Joe Bradley comes over and he's like, TJ, we gotta talk. We're gonna have this conversation like adults. So just say yes, you're gonna have a conversation with your ex-best friend. And they're like, gentle, Joe, gentle. And he's like, oh, he's not even willing to look me in the eyes right now. Look me in my eye right now. Look me in my tongue.
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#2679 Southern Hospitality S03E01: The Dawn of MadJoe
So then everyone's kind of watching them now. And Joe Bradley's like, oh, so you're not going to talk with me? And he's like, you didn't take accountability for what you did. Dude, there's something I want to talk to you about one-on-one. What? One-on-one. What are you saying? One-on-one. It's one-on-one, TJ. Stop pretending like you don't understand Bradley speak. I mean Joe speak.
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Busy mentally wiping the shit off of my mental shit.
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Yeah, well, you're standing with a guy who won't admit to the blowjob by the dumpster either, so. Yeah. So then we go back to Joe and TJ, and Joe's like, we gotta talk right now. And he's like, I'm just not ready.
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We're just going to have to go with this. So then TJ is like, I'm up again. It was like five days ago. We watched this TJ. When he gets angry, gives the church lady from SNL back in the eighties, Dana Carvey. He was like, Oh, Sam. Huh? And he's doing that right now. He's like, if he's cheating on Emmy, I'm going to fucking figure it out, Satan. And then everybody, it's like the big gossip.
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Of course he's cheating. And guess what? So are all of your boyfriends. Welcome to Charleston. I don't think I've seen any of you date somebody that's not cheating on you. So welcome to the show, guys. Yes, he's cheating.
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yeah please say he's into crafts because my yes like please oh my god that'd be so perfect he's adorable he's gay he's so cute but i have to point out something before we get to the scene maddie goes uh everyone's talking about whether he's cheating or not and then maddie goes he took her to law prom
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Law prom. And the girl that you were talking about, I think you said Molly, but there was one girl who's gossiping like, he is a piece of shit and he's living with another girl and he's doing all this. Wasn't that the girl who said that Trevor tried to make out with her that day? Remember? She was a huge part of the plot last season. Sammy? Yeah. Oh, that was Sammy. So it wasn't the same.
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It looked like the same girl who was like, I have to tell you something. It's...
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They're like, yeah, we need to find a girl who would never, ever hang out with these people, at least on camera, and then just get her gossiping about everybody.
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That's my only complaint for this episode is that there was no Leah CEO. What the hell is Leah? Where the hell is Leah?
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She got to show us a third year and they don't even have her on. Fucking weird. OK. And I also like that Michaels is so young and just obviously worked for where he got because everybody's like, Michael, that's amazing. And the whole town knows that. But I just like that he's so young and he's still like stealing management things just from a book, you know, like things you say. Guys, P's and Q's.
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We're totally minding our P's and Q's, okay? You got time to lean. You got time to clean, guys, okay? Denial wasn't just a river in Egypt. That table said that you hadn't been there. You haven't been there, okay? Get over there.
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Oh, P's and Q's, guys. And isn't ownership there every night? Why is it such a big deal that Leva comes in? Ownership is here, and she's rolling her eyes big, guys. P's and Q's.
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And Leva's like, yeah, because we opened a new space. And Emmy was told, listen, we need you to go down the road to help us open the new space. And she said no. Dun, dun, dun. Well, yeah, of course she's going to say no. She's not going to go off of a TV show so she can be on some other stupid job of yours down the street. What do you think she's here for? Okay? She's here for the cameras, ma'am.
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So she's like, yeah, I want to stay at Republic. That's some other chef. That's everything. That is everybody. That is what I know.
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God, he's nailing it. And the best thing is he's a toddler, so he won't be able to leave. I took all of his... I adopted him. I've legally adopted him. He won't be able to leave here for another eight years.
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I watched Dune Prophecy recently and I love that show. That's on Max.
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Everybody, I want you to be a square in a customer's pocket and get buzzed. Do you hear me?
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Always be closing. Oh, so good. So now it's DJ music and Joe approaching the ladies and Maddie grabbing carafts of juices and mixers and Joe's being like, hey, ladies, how you doing? Yeah.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So I started reading Lonesome Dove, you know, the Western series. Larry McMurtry for you. Which is weird for me. You know, I don't read a lot of Westerns. I watch a lot of Westerns. And I just watched this one on Netflix called American Primeval. And so I was like, I want some more Westerns. I'll read this famous Western. And it opens with these guys that are waiting to be attacked, these cowboys.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I cannot wait about Severance to start again. So yeah, I'll be doing the same thing. Watching it all through Prime. It's convenient to not have to leave the Prime Video app to switch between all of these subscriptions.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And they're gathered around the fire. And they've brought a whore along with them, a whore named Maddie. Which is funny because we're friends with a whore named Maddie. And they're like, yeah, they're with this whore named Maddie. And the first way they describe her is Maddie is this chunky whore who comes out of the river after just catching a snapping turtle by the tail. Wow. Maddie.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And then I turn on Southern Charm and this dog's name is Turtle. And I was like, I think I'm on the right path in life. You know? Turtles.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So random. It's even more random that I brought that up in a Southern Charm recap. But here we are, okay? Whores with turtles. That's Battle Whore with a Turtle on this little Molly non-whore with a turtle. Okay?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
so um oh no don't worry today moves on to tchaikovsky which is great i know so um just a few moments in fact i love this dog is going crazy and molly goes he's adopted Jeez, leave the dog alone, poor turtle. So then the honks come, and it's Shep. Shep pulls up, and he's like, Watch up! I just happened to be in the neighborhood-eth. Sorry, that's how they said it in Shakespeare times. Garsh!
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So she's like, what's up? I took this dog from the shelter today. Well, I guess I've got room for two useless mutts, you know, with fleas. Come on, let's have a sit. She's like, okay, I'll park my car. So they talk by the fountain and she's like, I was little. When I was little, I went into these fountains, turtle.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I'll believe it. No, I'm doing it right now. Even if you correct it, I'm going to believe it for the rest of my life. Yes, the brainchild of actor Jerry Ferrara. That makes sense. It's like a chicken sandwich with fries on top of it and chili queso and a steak. Like, why? But why? Like a turtle, that's why. Fucking turtle.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
You know what's even crazier? I'm sorry, we're never getting through this recap. But what's even crazier about that is, do you remember on Vanderpump Rules, they used to go to Fat Sal's? And Lala would go there with James. That's where they got into a fight about the pasta, I think. Is that at Fat Sal's? I don't think that was at Fat Sal's. Well, they went to some iconic scene at Fat Sal's.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I remember it. And it was with Lala and James and some others. And the rumor was that Lala's gross, disgusting Harvey Weinstein... B-roll footage of Harvey Weinstein, whatever that guy, Randall, was that Turtle was based on Randall. Do you remember that? Right, right, right.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I wonder if Randall was like, you guys should shoot at Fat Sal's because that show's based on, I kind of opened that because the guy who was based on me opened it. I don't need to keep talking. Go ahead, Ben, take it away. Do the, do the rest of the recap. I'm done.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
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That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R.com. Wayfair. Every style. Every home. Okay, so they sit by the fountain and talk and Shep's like, wow, what a fine day. What a midsummer night's dream. So I saw you and I was like, wow, who's that babe? Yeah, that probably happens all the time with you, huh? She's like, not anymore because we're getting up there. I'm just disgusting now.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And he's like, you need to give yourself more of what most of this cast can't get. Credit! And Molly's like, men are just simple creatures. Like, I could be hideous and still get laid, let's be honest, but Charleston's full of Peter Pan men that suck at life, so who fucking cares? Ugh. Cut back to Shep.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I love music in all of its forms. Gosh, you know what I even like? I even like the dog singing Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. That's a good one. Hey, to prove what I'm saying about music knowledge, here's a musician I like, Tchaikovsky. She's like, yeah, that's a name in music. Yeah, I love that Nutcracker. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Yep, that's the Nutcracker. You hear that?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And she's like, yeah, but like, Shep, like, just look at Shep. He's intelligent. He's open-minded. He almost said Tchaikovsky, right? And overall, I think he's definitely like up there for me, at least. Tee hee hee hee. Tee hee hee hee.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So he's like, have you met Sienna? Yeah, things are good. She's a beauty queen. You know, and things have almost like accelerated in the past three weeks because she came here. I said, can I go there? She said, no. You know, really running towards the finish line there. And Molly's like, I mean, totally. He could be your dad, but it's Charleston.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I got this one. No. So then we go to Madison's house, and Madison is sitting with her personality blocker, Brett, and they're making breakfast and stuff and talking about his doctor's appointments, and he's still not as forthcoming as she likes, you know? So she's like, well, I guess I just have to deal with it. I'm just, like, breathing out of a coffee straw. Oh, gosh.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Have you ever heard Austin, after he's walked up one flight of stairs? Sounds like that. Except not through the mouth. And not... Chewed up Triscuits flying out of the camera. Okay, never mind. It's not really anything like Austin.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
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She does, too, because she plays a miniature tuba. That's a beta tuba if I've ever seen one.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Does it only make music for JT? Tiny things. Entertaining tiny things.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
A vulvophone or something? I think she called it a miniature tube. Euphonium. Was it euphonium? That sounds like a disease. That sounds like a jaw disease.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
so yeah brett's there um so then we go to taylor uh taylor going to rodrigo and tyler's house taylor and tyler coming up so tyler's like oh my god you look tan everywhere except right here where your bikini was i'm so glad you came over i've decided to workshop a center part but i only wanted to with the front part of my hair so what do you think it's just like it looks good
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I love Taylor. She's a good friend to me and Tyler. And I know she's been overwhelmed with emotion, but she needs to be ready to go to battle with some of these bitches. And Tyler's like, I have a belated birthday gift for you. Oh my gosh, y'all. Oh, no, this is for Taylor. Sorry, Tyler. I have a belated birthday gift for you. It's like, oh, my gosh, y'all. I love her.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
It's a painting of, I don't know, are these ships dirty, crusty socks that are left all over the floor in the morning? It's modern art, Taylor.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Was that lady who slept with Thomas Ravenel that time busy?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I know. I thought it was interesting that Tyler brings up chicken parm the same week that Joe's favorite recipe, chicken parm, after he's been kind of outed for gay rumors or something. I was like, hmm, interesting. This is just leading evidence for the gay rumors.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
He found out that Sally had made out with Gaston, or as Madison calls him, Gaston, earlier in the day. And Joe was so disgusted that he refused to feed Sally any more Nanny's Chicken.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And I think Nana was his. Nana is Chicken Parm.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Because chicken parm, that is Sally's ex, and now Tyler is another about to fight about people that they both slept with. Oh my god, it's too confusing, this show. It's like milquetoast, but also confusing milquetoast. So, Rod's like, well, after you canceled your party. Well, they ask her why she canceled. Yeah, you already did that part.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So, he's like, well, after you canceled your party, we went to the other empty shell of a human being's house. Craig's. And it was good. But at one point, we were eating. And Madison tells me that Sally had said some stuff. And we see the clip of Sally saying, yeah, yes, don't. Told me to keep my fucking mouth shut. Don't, don't, don't.
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Yeah. Hi, similar model. So Taylor's like, so wait, why are you talking about my boyfriend that hasn't been with you for like a year?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
To the housewarming? Yeah. She was like, yeah, you want to come? But then I'm like, it's so awkward because we've never even talked on the phone before.
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Shep does it, too. I feel like Shep has, like, pieces of knowledge from different books and stuff to make himself sound smart, but he doesn't really ever know what he's saying, you know?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Are you going to go? You should because you can be on her turf and then like set it straight. Let's do it. So then Austin is driving with his, you know, 20, his young girlfriend, basically Audrey. And I thought it was so funny because Molly's just said that, yeah, guys in the South just want some quiet girl is going to let him do whatever he wants. And then here we are with Austin and Audrey.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And he's like, how does my hair look? However you want me to tell you, it looks great. It's not, it doesn't look bad because not doing what he used to do. Stay in.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And she's also kind of got Sabrina Carpenter eyebrows, actually. Is this Sabrina Carpenter? Oh, my God.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So, he's like, yeah, how does my hair look? She's like, better than yesterday. And he's like, are we nervous about meeting the parents?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
We are about to go on tour. We start a week from today. We will be in San Francisco and San Diego. We will be recapping live at the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion part one in both cities. Actually, we're going to do half one night and half the other because, you know, our asses are going to keep talking for at least. Two and a half hours on that sucker.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
A big word I've been working on with my therapist is intentionality, or the act of being intentional.
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Yeah, I've been waiting four months to bring home Audrey because I want to be intentional in introducing her to my parents intentionally.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Well, I think that whoever he brings home, the parents just look at them like a life raft. They're like, oh my god, thank god you're here. Get in here. Get in here, Howard. Your ovaries. How are they? Please, just do what you can with them. Please. Obey you.
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I like hunting, bunting, and fishing. Wouldn't the third one supposed to rhyme with the other two, dear?
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I miss her. Yeah, where is she? I think she got married. She went and got a real life. She went and married like a race car driver or something. She's out of here.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Got a girl with you. So and I like that they're just so openly drunk now. The dad's just like, well, you know, every day is a weekend, buddy. And the favorite thing about them is the mom to me. I love Wendy and I love just the look she has on her face at all times. It's like this. I'm sorry. This is only for videos for people, but it's just always so she's always like. She's so over it.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Her eyes are always half closed and she's just like, fuck this, you know?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So we're going to be splitting cities, doing both there. So we all get to enjoy Real Housewives of Salt Lake City together as the season is almost done. So join us there. Salt Lake City followed by San Diego in one week from today. And then guess what? The next week we're in New York City to do the Golden Crappy Awards. It's our yearly award show. This year is going to be bigger than ever.
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So they give hugs and the mom is preparing this girl to enter into this family. Okay, what would you like, honey? Aperol Spritz, gin and tonic, vodka tonic, tequila soda, I don't know, scotch and whiskey, just mix them both together. You're going to need something strong to deal with my son.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Someday you'll find out. And he's doing that thing where he's just hugging her really hard from behind, just being way too showy. And he tells us, let's be honest. In the past, I was addicted to the drama. And we see clips of Chelsea again. When you're with me and you sit in another girl's lap, you make me look like a fucking idiot.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Wiener grab, wiener grab, wiener, wiener, wiener grab. I don't even remember this Victoria girl.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I'm pretty sure. Wow. So then back, we're back to the scene and Austin's like, Audrey has to go. She's like, so flows of glow with the flow. She's so flow with the go. She's so good with the flow. I mean, I haven't really given her a reason to be interesting, right? Like I've been so open. I've been transparent and you know, like shocker. That's what it takes for a relationship to work.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
What takes a relationship to work is for a girl to not live in the same town as you and not have to deal with your bullshit every day. So you can still go do whatever the fuck you want without being called out. What are you? Also, cut it out with the therapy talk. I don't believe you for two seconds. You go to that therapy for five minutes every time you're shooting.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Well, Audrey, you've been coming here a lot, huh? You seem to have a nice relationship. Look at you two. Just so happy. I mean, this is perfect. So places, wedding. All right. Say your own vows. I love you. I love you too. Great. Inseminator. Do it. Just do it.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Can I just tell you how many times my friends have said, do you have grandkids yet? Why would your son Xerox himself onto another woman? And I have to say, don't worry, it hasn't happened yet.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Well, mom just perked up. And Audrey's like, yeah, I just want a big family. And the dad's like, I love it. She's like, one step at a time. So then this is too much for me. And I've barely dated Audrey. Like, I barely know her. But even for me, I'm like, Audrey, you need to run. This is not normal. This is an old man clinging onto his trust fund. He's like, please do not cut me out.
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I'm trying, you guys. Look, I found a young one. Okay, I found a young one. She won't mind if I cheat on her. Just please.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I just have to say what every girlfriend who's just brought to mom's house wants to hear. Madison's calling. Let me step outside and take that. Or you guys can't hear it. What an idiot. What this girl? Why are you still with this man, ma'am? So, yeah, basically, they're mad. Austin's like, dude, once again, it's like, why is Craig doing this? Like, you know what?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
It's like just to piss me off or something. That's crazy. My God, what a bitch Craig is. Madison, Jesus, it's insane right now.
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So, Madison's like, I'm with you.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Okay, you guys want to kick somebody else off the show, but literally neither one of you are doing anything. And Madison, I get, because her husband's going through whatever, and she has to behave around her husband, which is really a boner killer. Yeah. But then you've got Rodrigo is like, I'm bringing it. I made chicken parm. So like you guys can't just kick off people. You don't have that.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
You don't you don't get to do that when you're not doing anything else. You know what I mean? Well, I think that take away my cookie, replace it with like a bagel or something.
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What is with the moms on this show and that voice?
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And she's so mean to her mom. She's like, finish cutting, mom.
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All right, Mom, we're going to have a lemon-cutting competition. It's between you and the surgical robot. If you lose, he takes out your fucking brain. Go.
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It's a really long monologue, but yeah, that's the gist. And she's like, I love hosting, Mom.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So then she tells us another thing about her. And she says that when she was 22, she was engaged to a chunky guy with a blurred face. And they had a big house and he wanted kids. And that's all she ever wanted. But then 25 days before the wedding, she got a DM that he was cheating on her. So she canceled that wedding and moved to Charleston. And that's when single Sally came back.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
full force she does this kind of voice when she's in the dr that's like yeah and then i did i almost got married but i canceled it when i found out he was cheating but then in real life she doesn't talk like that do you have any notice it's like some smoky thing she does with her voice
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Well, I'm getting ready to go to Sally's party. And I think I'm going to have a conversation with Austin about his podcast thing. So look, Austin's going to have trouble with that because he feels entitled to it. So could you just give me the lines again?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Yeah, because then I could talk to that ficus in the back. That was really good. Or that tree that grows berries sometimes. I could be like, hey, how come you only grow berries sometimes?
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You can find the link on Instagram, and you can vote. Round two just started today. Yeah, round two's up. So go vote for that. You can find the link, guess where? Our website. So here we are with Southern Charm. A couple of things. I know I haven't shut up yet, Ben, but a couple of things we have to address.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Rewind, Craig. Okay? You have your own name. It's not pillows and beer. It's just pillows. Okay? He's like, and then I can just, like, have enough confidence to, like, do it.
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New energy, Craig. What are you holding on to exactly? He's like my wiener in one hand and a pillow in the other. Not literally, Craig.
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You have to sit and think about what I want, what you want. Do you want to be his friend? No, I don't want to be his friend. Would you like even to be friends if you didn't have like this contractual obligation? No, I wouldn't even be here. Why am I talking to myself? God, this thing is hard. This thing is hard.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Oh my God. So then we go to Sally's party and Andrew comes in his man bun. And if anybody is wondering where they have seen this man before, this man was on Southern Hospitality, which I guess is just the new casting launchpad for this show. But he was the one that Grace literally lost it when they were taking that group trip on the mobile home.
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And Mia's like, your boyfriend, the guy that you're with, was with my friend. And then they show Andrew in a man bun.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
I didn't remember it either, but I saw it on a Bravo account today, and I'm sorry I can't remember who it was. Was it BravoBetch, maybe? I don't know. Sorry, guys. I don't remember who it was.
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Remember when Mia was, Grace Lilly in the clip, Grace Lilly's like, yeah, and I'm dating this guy and he's so hot.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And then they were showing this guy, Andrew, there. Wow.
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So in super trustworthy guy, who's just there for you.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And also, since when is your type usually a businessman? You've been with Shep and you've been with Gaston and you've been with Joey Marbles. So I don't know when that trend started, but it wasn't recently. What sort of business are we talking about here? So Andrew's like, give me a kiss, baby. And so they kiss. And she's like, are you going to protect me tonight from all the danger?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
One thing is last week, Craig said Austin shows up to work all zannied out and I can't work with him anymore. And people are like, how could you guys of all people not mention that Austin is zannied out at work? Is anybody surprised? I mean, it just seems I guess I say that so much. I guess I call out the drug use so much on the show that I don't see it worth calling out.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
And they go outside and there's like a guitarist playing. I feel so bad for the guitarist. He wants to be out there playing at a weird backyard party just by yourself. Just playing like Allman Brothers, you know?
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So then Madison and Vanita show up with Leva and Madison's like, well, this is cute. You know, she's like, could be cuter. She knew what she was doing. And Vinita's like, yeah, the lawn is nice. They're like deciding whether they like this girl or not. They're not into full on compliments yet.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Yeah, okay. So Shep comes and sees Andrew and goes right to him. And Andrew's like, oh, hey, man, I think we've crossed paths before. He goes, um, I think so. And Sally goes, yeah, we've all crossed paths. Twice, actually.
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Sally goes, me being one of them. And Andrew goes, yeah, and also Taylor, sorry. And Shep's like, really? Whoa, that doesn't make me uncomfortable at all. I'm going to scratch my chest and tap my foot. Taylor's dating decisions. With the guitar player, Abba's hard.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Yeah. So then Austin shows up and Craig comes. So there's dramatic music. And Whitney shows up with his Chucky wig. And Austin's like, wow, Craig, you look nice. How are you, Craig? What?
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This is weird. He's just acting like things are totally normal. He didn't want to hang out, like, willingly. Like, God, he's hanging out with, willingly with JT. Like, who's the one, who's going to be the one to be the uppity little bitch about this, you know? That's the game he's playing. Like, I'm good. You good? Yeah, no, I'm not good. You're out with a tiny person.
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What is everybody being so weird about the food and service at this party? Shep doesn't even ever do anything. And Vanita, I think, had a tea party with the pizza. Give the woman a break, man.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
But, yeah, he did say that. Sorry, we missed it. So that was a big one. What's the other one, Ben?
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Well, she thinks she's nice, actually. Oh, my gosh. She thinks she's nice? She thinks I'm nice? Well, I was like, she's not. Okay. God damn it. I didn't bring my fucking raincoat today, Austin. Jesus Christ. I didn't realize I was sitting in front of the Orca Spittle show. Could you just keep your mouth closed for a second, okay? The scene only needs to be five minutes now.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So then Whitney's like, why are you mad at Craig? And Austin's like, because he met up with JT. So Madison says the silent part out loud. She goes, hey, wait a minute. I thought we had an alliance here to get that little fucker fired.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Sorry about that, Ben. So he does. He comes over. And Austin's like, whoa, whoa, it's the Trunko. It's the Trunko. I was just telling him, it's going to gut punch. You think you met up with JT. Ow, my gut.
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Yeah, not major apologies, but, you know, just some corrections. Also, it's really hard. I've been really rooting for this show. Today is rough for me because they committed one of the biggest shows this crime can commit, and they did not give me a scene of Vanita in her garden. How am I supposed to know what happened with the worm in the tree?
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So Austin's like, what is he going to do?
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Of what? So then Madison, Austin's like, what's he going to do? Throw rocks at your store?
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And you know what? Listen, listen, great story, Craig, okay? You know what? We're done with him. He called my friend a bitch, and he came for my marriage. So, buh-bye.
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I think Greg was just like constantly being a little asshole. If he doesn't want to work on our friendship, then fine. Fine. Fucking fine.
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I hate that for you, but guess what I do love? The brickwork. Love it here. So they go in and say hi to Vanita, and Vanita meets Tyler for the first time? That goes to show you how many things Vanita's invited to. How is this the first time? That's crazy.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So then Austin and Whitney are talking at the bar, and Austin's like, oh, my God, they could have just asked me for a keg. Jesus. Yeah, well, apparently drop hop wasn't good enough. Your parents haven't paid off this Harris Teeter yet.
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So Andrew goes to say hi to Taylor, and he's like, good to see you. She's like, yeah, okay, thanks, and walks away. And she's like, Andrew, very strange. We were in a situationship, but then he wanted to be exclusive, but then he was still hooking up with multiple girls. Is that the story of just every man in this town? Yes. What's the point? Move. All of you, just move.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
So Austin and the guys are talking and Craig's like, yeah, Austin's mad at us for going fishing. And Shep's like, well, if fishing's involved, I gotta go. Besides, it was Craig's idea.
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Yeah, yeah. Where's the loyalty to our friend? I mean, where's the loyalty? Like, you guys are so loyal to Craig. You guys are such assholes. And Craig's like, but I did. But you are telling me what to do. And Whitney's like, well, why the change of heart, Craig? Why are you seeing JT? And he's like, because things change. And now maybe I don't have loyalty anymore.
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So kind of walker. Her friends kind of walk her over there and Taylor's like, hi. Hi, Sally. Thanks so much for having me. I appreciate the invite. The house looks great. I don't want to impose on your home, but there's things I definitely want to have conversations about if I want the measly paycheck compared to what the guys are getting that I'm getting from this show.
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Okay, like a year ago is so long. Give me a break. And Sally's like, well, I mean, I touched on Gaston, but it was just saying like how I went from an ex-fiancee to a horrible relationship with a man by him. And Taylor's like, um, that was just a fling.
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Yeah, you do, but Rod relayed that you said that he called you, and then here we go with this game of telephone. This cast is terrible at quoting, because what she actually said was, we had a conversation yesterday, and he said to keep my name out of his fucking mouth. She never said that he was the one to call.
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I have a feeling you'll be able to get Sally on stuff, because she seems messy, but this isn't it. Yeah.
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That ain't nothing. Jesus Christ. Did you have somewhere to go? And I was like, God, you suck at this. But they're doing it in a flirty way because he's so hot, you know? And so then we go back to the convo and Sally's like, yeah, like, listen, this is a small town and we're all human and we've all got each other's names in our mouths. It's Charleston.
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And Taylor's like, well, I mean, I try for it not to be. What are you talking about? You've been talking about this girl and dissing her relationship with Gaston. Yeah. And Sally's like, well, listen, but we're in a friend group, and there's people in this group who have told me not to trust you. Well, what does that have to do with anything?
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Okay, well, trust me. If anyone asks me about him again, I won't comment. Or if anyone says anything about you, either. Okay? So no bad blood until there's a... No bad blood. How can you tell with Taylor? She's always in the same gear.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
She's so cute. So then she's like kissing Andrew like, yeah, he's mine now. So then it's like fighting over a biscuit that nobody's fighting over. You know what I mean? So then Taylor says bye to Tyler and Chip and she's like, I'm out. I just don't want to be here. Okay, listen, you're at work. You have tried so hard to get on this show. Stop leaving work. It's fucking ridiculous at this point.
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She's trying to pull like a diva move, but you're just not the diva of the show. You are the cannon fodder. You know what I mean? They bring ladies onto this show to use them and abuse them and then recast them the next season. So stop walking out. If you're going to do it, make your damn paycheck.
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I can be trusted to swim, just not breathe in the water when I swim. And she's like, yeah, maybe I had too many drinks. That's not really one of my proudest moments. What can I say? I feel so bad for Vanita, man. That was so embarrassing. Every time she walks in, it's like she's just slammed down. It's like, here I am, making my entrance, my first big moment, and boom.
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Yeah, it's sad. So then the producer asks Craig, because Craig's the hero, you know? So he's like, yeah, I sacrificed my sweet shoes for that. And they're like, well, were you a lifeguard, Craig? And he goes, I'm trying to remember. This is Craig's trying so hard not to lie. Like, you can see him...
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weighing his options here is like uh my brother was a beach lifeguard my friends were beach lifeguards i was with them a lot no i guess i wasn't maybe i was maybe i was but i don't remember chicken when they ask you about being a lifeguard just say pass like you're on family feud just do that okay no but i was a lifeguard you weren't a lifeguard craig i was oh no you weren't craig don't say it
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Well, there was that, yeah, this season, yeah, because there was that one where she fought with Madison at the end of the season. Oh, yeah, the gardener party. And she also fought with Catherine. This is the first time she's really made a splash on the show, so good for her. But you can't start a storyline like the worm in the tree and then not tell me what happened. So, yeah, that's true.
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I love the thought of just not remembering being a lifeguard. Like that takes no training or it's no real experience. It doesn't damper your summer at all. Yeah.
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um so then um now rodrigo goes up to austin he goes hey austin see what a man does it's like damn it so then craig starts wearing one of andrew's shirts he's like why does this smell like bajuli and then um molly comes because she was she started she's four hours late but guys she had a tuber rehears timing tuber rehearsal and she messed up her solo
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how did she mess up her solo she's like i did loompa oompa instead of oompa loompa it was a disaster so then austin and craig are talk again and austin's like dude what move man i'm just like i'm just like so impressed that you're you're here man like wow it's crazy and he goes whitney i'm really impressed that you're here and when he's like yeah it's just so so fun it's just so Hard to leave.
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So are things copacetic with you guys? I really want to go home. Craig's like, you told me by at my pool, you were like, I'm wound tight. And like, I think, you know what? You're a little too loose. So that doesn't make a good best friends podcast. And Austin's like, what?
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How much do I have to give you to just take the name, basically, is what he's saying.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
Yes. And so Whitney's like, well, you guys have done some good stuff with this podcast. What is it? Anyway, you've been through things. It's insurmountable. So just, you know, make up. And Craig's like, well, the podcast was the only good thing of our friend, part of our friendship. And now it's not. And it just feels like two people are logging on because they have to. So give it to me.
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Yeah, it is pretty rough. But you know what? It's what's happening. So everybody, thank you so much for being here. Have an amazing weekend. Don't forget to vote for your crappies and don't forget to get tickets for the crappies or San Francisco and San Diego where we will be doing the Salt Lake City reunion or the following week after the crappies where we will be in Salt Lake City and San
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Denver. Got it. I got it. I nailed it. I did it. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We love you and we'll talk to you next time.
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She's our kind of mess. It's Jennifer Messer. Sip some scotch with Jessica Trach.
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I love-a-ya Olivia Williamson. Tastier than Flanderson, it's Rachel Manderson.
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I'll tell you what, that stupid tumor is such a beta, it'll probably have coffee with JT sometime in this episode.
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Yes. So let's see. Let's swing this game, don't you know? Is our lyric to start. And we see really exciting things happening around Charleston. Sally's giving her dog a shot of medicine in the mouth. And that's cute. And then the dog's like, wait a minute. I think that we both dated. I think we've both been adopted by Andrew at different points. So I just want to get that.
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He's like, well, should I spray this one over here? No, that's Randy. I just keep him plugged into the electrical outlet in case he ever needs to be taught a lesson. Watch this. Turn on that switch, AJ. Isn't that great? Dust him off.
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hubbub to be fair it's just not a word i would associate ever with taylor or mantras long before we tune into our hubbub what the fuck kind of mantra book is this get rid of that mantra book it explains a lot about your life actually and i like that she has to look up hubbub but then she's trying to expand her chef english later in the show and it just fails miserably
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So, speaking of, JT is walking up to a bar very slowly with his hands behind his back. He's always acting like an extra in some old-timey play. You know, he's like Death of a Salesman, just walking up. Just like, hmm, I remember these streets. Just go to the restaurant, dude. Huck.
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I think. I want one. It's like literally every man on this cast. Red eyes. So he's also bought Craig a banana that he places right in his place. So Craig will know that there's a banana waiting for him. You know, he's just a gentleman. Good old Southern gentleman.
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No, but Craig doesn't. He sits down and just eats the banana. Like he's used to bananas just being laid out for him all the time. You know, it's banana privilege.
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They just gave me a banana. So they fist bump and Craig's like, wow, I lived on that sixth floor of that building right there. They've got a golf fraternity on the fourth floor.
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I still tell Paige I would go back to college in a heartbeat.
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I would have to go there, but thankfully I live in Charleston where you can date 24-year-olds the rest of your life.
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I've got to be honest with you. People in our friend group are saying that I referred to the lovely Miss Patricia as a B word. And then we see a clip of Madison going, you call her a bitch?
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Is it possible that maybe that was misheard? And then we see a clip of him not saying that ever. And then another clip of audio not found. And Craig's like, well, I don't think that your intent was to say she in general is a bitch. But in that moment, she was a bitch because you tried to hand her a cane and the bitch didn't take it. Fucking bitch.
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Wow. I don't say P V B or B. Well, I just said banana. Okay. Take that one off. Can we shoot that again?
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Uh, so Craig's like, I stand by it 100%, because, like, I remember I heard it, and then I was like, oh, you're so stupid. And, uh, yeah, I don't believe Craig. I just don't. And that's really sad, because JT is also a little shit, but Craig is just fucking lying on this, period.
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I watched Dune Prophecy recently and I love that show. That's on Max.
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Well, it's funny that you bring up limbo because it's the one dance game I can win. So I appreciate that. I appreciate that, Craig. You know, listen, let's just make up. And so Craig's like, maybe we can go golfing one day with Shep and possibly those fucking hot guys in the golf fraternity. They're so badass. They're badass guys. He's like, we've got a lot of fun to have.
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#2694 Southern Charm S10E06: Drown and Country
But JT's like, the sloth, the gossip, the slander, I shall get my revenge.