Role Model
Appearances
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Are you deciding to break the third wall on purpose? No, I'm just asking. Or is that the fourth wall? Fuck my life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay, okay. No, there's not usually cameras and a group of people, but for you there is.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, that's cool. Would you consider him a celebrity?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Sorry, I was just talking to the other group. Continue.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay. I don't really know where to go from here.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I guess it's in your hands now. Wow, I really feel like a pop star over here. But we also recorded a mockumentary that we'll put out and a music video for a special song. I just really hope you guys think it's funny. I don't mean to beg for laughs, but at this point, I am. So stream Puss in Poems out November 22nd. Oh, today's episode. Well, he came back. Tucker is back for season two.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
No, I, I, I should. Right. You're a podcaster. Right. So are you, so you're going on your own tour. Yeah. When do you leave?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay. Well, what city are you most excited for? Have you ever been to?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Tucker, I think you have really bad anxiety.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay. I think I'm addicted. Do you think you were addicted?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, I'm one day clean. A half. I'm half a day clean. I smoked last night.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I think we should. We should. I think we should.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, where are your shoes from, Tucker? Where are your fucking shoes from? You want to come for my St. Laurent's? Why don't you tell the audience where your shoes are from?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay, do you want to tell the audience where your shoes are from, though?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I love you for your me problems. Thank you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I think we're getting somewhere too. So are you going to go to Amsterdam? Everyone, the other people in this therapy session are nodding yes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I am. I am. Are you excited to, so you're not going to smoke weed in Amsterdam?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I don't, like, party. Are you taking a bus around Europe?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Cool. Do you sleep in the bunk or do you sleep in a bed?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I don't really know what to say to you right now.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
It didn't feel right to do season two without Tucker. And it was a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of fun. I love Tucker more than anything. We... I think we love each other more than anything. I don't really know what else to say. Yeah. Also, I just want to say thank you to you guys, the pussies. You really do make my dreams a reality.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
It was cool. I also got my bad chat on the bus. Your what? My bad chat. What is that? It's like a tube that you put under the bed. To make it cold? And it blows hot air or cold air. So when I get out of the shower, I get under the bed and I put on turbo hot. No, sorry. I put on heat and it blows hot air. And then when I go to bed, I put on turbo cold. My God.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
But I've recently upgraded from the bed jet at home to an eight sleep mattress.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
what is that you ask it's it tracks your sleep and your heart rate it also cool it's cold like you can make it really cold or you can make it hot it wakes you up vibrating and it can wake you up with heat so i go to bed with it on negative 10 and it feels like the cold side of the pillow all over the bed and then i wake up buzz buzz buzz buzz and it's on a plus four plus six so i wake up all toasty
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Well, I don't have the mattress on the bus. I just have the mattress at home. But I did ship out the bed jet. You know, I have to make sure Cassandra is comfortable. I know. I know you do. Did you miss her?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
What do you think about? Like in your off time, like when you're not doing this and we're not speaking right now, like what's going on in your head?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I think I'm just constantly like... Sometimes it is. For sure. I'm judgy too, but I'm pretty open about it. Right. I'm not. So people just think you're a nice guy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, I appreciate the honesty. What do you want to talk about, Tucker? Is there anything that you would enjoy speaking about?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
And even if I know it's all jokes and it's all funny, but it really means a lot to me. And I really wouldn't be here without you guys. And I love you all so much. Seriously. Tense up and enjoy the episode. Love you, pussies. Hi, pussies, and welcome back to Therapist Today. We have... Sorry, I just stumbled on my words. Fuck you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I totally get that. As someone who's incredibly desperate, I would change parts of myself for someone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, that was nice. Do you say this to your friends when they come to you, or do you just silently judge them?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
So you should say something. Are you scared that they would get mad at you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
But then they shouldn't come to you and ask for advice if they don't want to hear it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, you know what? So valid. Sometimes I vent.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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You do like material things. Is that because I said that to you last time?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Yeah, every Taurus I know likes the finer things. Louise?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Hi, pussies, and welcome back to Therapist... I didn't look in the camera when I said it. Tucker, I can't... Okay. One second. Hi, pussies, and welcome back to Therapist. Today, we have a very special guest. You might all remember him from last season or from his hit song, Look at That Woman. He also just went on tour with Gracie Abrams and lost People's Sexiest Man of the Year.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I'm just like, I don't know what advice you want me to give you on your friends if you can't speak to them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay. I'll drink my Celsius in the meantime.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I'll tell you if you tell me how much your boots cost. I can't. How much do your boots cost? I can't. Oh, you can't, but I can?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, so how much were they? Usually the sugar daddy will send you the bill.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I don't even want it anymore. Really? No. Maybe you could cut that and weed out of your life.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Number one, I'm finishing up my tour this week. I'm going to San Francisco Thursday and LA Friday. For those who didn't see, I announced my debut comedy album, Puss in Poems, out this Friday. I guess midnight on Thursday. But yeah, if you watched Therapist season one and you watched Alexander 23's episode, you know this has been a long, long time coming for
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
You don't want to talk about your sex life. You don't want to talk about anything actually.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So do you want to redeem yourself? I have some more questions.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I'm really not over your haircut. It's seriously amazing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Do you get a new tattoo? No. I love your tattoos.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Why would you do that? I don't know. I just feel like I needed to lay it all out really quickly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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You're welcome so much. Am I the problem? I go on tons of first dates. I'll focus on something wrong with them and eventually get the ick to the point where I cannot come back from it. If I find someone I actually like, they are shit at communication and only text me every few days. Help.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Oh, okay. You're way more open and honest than the last time I saw you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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What do you mean by that? What type of standards do you have? I'm so good at asking questions. I feel like I fed you that one, though. Yeah, but then you fed it to me. And you sat up straight. And then I sat up straight and piggybacked off of it. Right. So what are some of your standards, Tucker?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's a show? Yeah. You have no idea what Tommy Lies is? You've never heard of it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Do you want to see that together? Sure. Are you serious? Sure. Okay. When do you want to see it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Hi, puss. My roommate has been hooking up with her coworker for about two months now. I have just recently learned that he is not only in a committed relationship, but he also has two kids and lives with his wife. He comes over to our apartment. Oh, my God. I'm sick. After every shift, and he makes me very uncomfortable.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I have voiced to my roommate that it's very wrong, but she seems to not care and is just doing it for fun. What should I do? Break up with him.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Oh, I totally can. This person's roommate is hooking up with their co-worker. Their co-worker happens to be married happily with two children. And so, like, he's cheating on his wife, and he's coming over to their apartment to do it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
But, like, the roommate's like, what do I do?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
You know what, Tucker? I would do the same. We're syncing up. I would do the same. My mom always taught me not to get involved in other people's relationships.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Can I compare? Do you think yours is smaller? mine is smaller i'm telling you damn so what did she teach you though like in life i don't know she was a teacher oh what we're getting somewhere what subject did she teach she was a special ed teacher for my whole life up until like this year she um what's he retired she retired
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, well, maybe I put in my spam email, but I did vote for you. Okay. I appreciate that. I really thought you would win. Who'd you lose to?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
This is fun. Jalloween girls. Do you know what Jalloween is? It's Jake Halloween. Would love you to call us with role model for my best friend Aaliyah's birthday. Is that fine with you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I think it would make someone's day. Hello. Hi. It's Jake, Shane, and can you guess who I'm with? Who? Tucker. Oh, my God. Tucker, do you have something to say?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Happy birthday. Can we sing to you? Sing? Okay, you ready? One, two, three, and go.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Let's move on. We can fact check it right here.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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yes you guys I miss you I miss you I haven't been able to stop talking about it like forever like all my conversations have consisted of it no you guys you left and I was like I fucking love those girls like Jaloween was so fucking clever thank you I was really thinking I was like I need to do something good no Jaloween was fucking sick Aaliyah what are you doing for your birthday
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay. Tucker. Tucker is making me hang up the phone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Yes. So you should be very thankful. Bless you. Thank you. It to go ladies. I love you guys. I love you guys more than anything in the entire world. Happy fucking Halloween. Happy fucking birthday. Happy fucking John day birthday. You're amazing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Yeah. Someone tweeted, don't worry. It said, therapist, colon. Don't worry. Jake Shane Chapel Roan can't scare you. Jake Shane. And then the photo of me.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Tucker. Thank you. I thought we harmonized well. Should we sing a song?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, because I'm way more comfortable with you now. I think I'll actually sing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I know. Okay, so Katie. Yeah, maybe. Should I be Katie again? You can be someone. You can be Lionel.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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to prove that it haunts me. I love you. I'm sorry. You were the best, but you were the worst.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, cool. How'd you, um, do you celebrate Jalawain?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Thank you, Katie. I went to a family reunion and met my fourth cousin. He is from California and so fine. We ended up getting each other's snaps.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I went to a family reunion and met my fourth cousin. He is from California and so fine. We ended up getting each other's snap. That night, I drove him around and we sat in my car and talked and listened to music before our next family reunion. Anyway, we are only 0.002% related. Is it bad to date him?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I mean, yeah, that's awkward. Maybe you're right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I don't think she wants because she said, is it bad to date him? You would only really ask that after.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Hey, so maybe don't date your cousin. Like, try to figure it out. But, like, if you grow desperate and, like, there's no one else, like, I really think they fucked already, though.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
No, no. You haven't heard about my full morning.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
So me and Tucker were really excited to make this work. We had a lot to work out, and today was the only day Tucker was available. So you know what I did, Tucker?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Like, but if that was like my... I'm not agreeing with you on any of this bullshit. No, like if that was like my .0002% cousin... Yeah, you'd fuck your cousin.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay, well, I'm just saying it's .0002% related. I know what you're saying. It's like, how did they even figure out they were fucking cousins to begin with? Like, you know what I mean?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I just found out my boyfriend of a year was texting random girls across the country for nudes. I broke up with him, but we still see each other regularly. My friends think it's dumb, but I like having him for affection. Should I go no contact or keep him by my side for comfort and still do my own thing? Keep him by your side for comfort and still do your own thing. That's what a man would do.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I feel like they would want to hear about your sex life too.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
What's the longest you've ever treaded water for? Minus seven minutes. I had to do it for the deep water test.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
I took a 7 a.m. flight out of Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Who were you with? My band. Are those your best friends, your band?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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My favorite place. And I woke up at, well, I actually got one hour of sleep. I kept waking up in the middle of the night because I thought I would miss my flight and then I would miss you, Tucker. So I woke up and I got on the flight at 7 a.m. and we landed. And then I got to get, lucky me, I got to go on another flight.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Do you know your parents' birthday? How do you wish them a happy birthday? I'm going to be honest with you. I forgot my dad's birthday this year. It was really horrible.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Yeah, I got that too. You have siblings? Mm-hmm. How old?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, you're the youngest? I'm a baby. Do they think it's really cool what you do?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I forget you're from Maine. Yep. Not Kansas. Not Kansas. Anymore. Did you like your Puss University water?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Do you think we, like, outdid ourselves from last time, or do you think last time was better?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Different energy. What was, like, the energy? I kind of matched him a little more.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And then I came straight here and I exchanged some words with someone in my life. And now we're here.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Sorry. Tucker, like, I don't. It's hot in here, right? You don't get hot?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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We're good. What are you doing for the rest of the day?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Does he actually have dancers behind him? And I play guitar. What song are you most excited to perform? You rolled your eyes at your own body of work?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Okay. Okay, so let me, like, should we talk, like, you don't want to help the pussies with their problems.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Yep. Really? Walmart Black Friday, Deals of Desire. Shut up. Swear to God. Are you allowed to say that? Yeah, it's out. Do you think I'd be a good actor?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
So is that why you don't want to talk about it? Because you talk about it on other shows.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
So what do you think they want to hear from you? what do you think that they would be interested in hearing from you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
What's your favorite song to perform? Okay, Tucker. So what did we learn today? I learned that you have low-key a hard time being vulnerable. That's true. That's true. I make a joke out of everything. Yeah, you do. Everything's a bit to you. That's true. And I was just with my tour manager actually does the same exact thing. Everything's a bit to him.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
Why do you think that is? I don't know. I couldn't figure out if it was like you genuinely don't care and you have no qualms or anxieties. Or like you use it as a method to repress those anxieties. Probably that. Okay. If I were to spend time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Tucker, thank you so much for coming back to the therapist's office. We love you so much here. You're welcome anytime. I love you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I love you too. That was hard for you to say. No, I love you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I mean, I got air one for lunch, if you care.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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What was your favorite city? Have you gone to a show? A Gracie show? Have you gone to a Therapist Live show? No, I haven't. You know what's so funny you ask? I have gone to a Gracie show. Okay.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
It depends. You would know if you came, but it was in... They wear octopus onesies. Of course. Sometimes they wear shirts. Someone wore a shirt that said Jake Shainzano's epic. The Heiress Tour merch with my face on it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
You guys know I'm obsessed with pop stars and I've always wanted to be a pop star. So Alexander 23, my dear friend, finally allowed me to become one. And we created my debut comedy album. If you watch his episode in season one, you remember he brought his guitar. We sang a little to do about JetBlue. And... Like the rest is history, honestly. Like that's kind of how Puss in Poems was born.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
People are asked about you at every stop. That's not true. Louise? Seriously. Really? Every single stop. And, you know, they ask me my favorite episode of season one, and you know what I would say? Is it mine? Mm-hmm.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I stopped working out on tour. I really let myself go. Do you do that on tour?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Why can't I imagine you working out? That's rude. No, I'm just, I can't imagine you. I just can't. Do you run? I run.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, I can tell. I'm not saying I can't imagine.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I can't picture you taking something like that seriously.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Is there anything you're a therapist about today?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, so this is a really vulnerable topic, and I low-key can't believe you just brought that up.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
And then he invited me into the studio and I thought he was kidding, but thank God he wasn't. And then I actually, I came and we recorded JetBlue and we were like, this is actually really fun. So then I kept going back and we kept doing more. And then suddenly we had an entire podcast body of work on our hands. And I'm really excited for you guys to hear it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay. So there's a sulfur smell, if you couldn't tell already, in my house. I got home to it today, and it was really jarring, to say the least.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, we can talk about tour. It was amazing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I want to know. I have a real run of showdown. run me through it um well i don't know if i want to spoil it for the viewers at home because you know comedy is all about the i just like did you see that what i just did with my head just i'm used to it now okay um i like i start off and i do a thing and then i do another thing this is the best podcast ever my god
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay. Have you ever gone to therapy? Mm-mm.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, so do you want to be a therapist or do you want me to be a therapist?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Tucker, welcome in. I'm so excited to get to know you. Have you ever done therapy before?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So I would just like to know what about him makes you so angry.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Also, I'm so grateful for everyone that was willing to participate in it. Tate McRae, Joe Jonas, Jack Schlossberg, Snooki, and Bejewels. I love you all dearly. Thank you so much. You guys made it what it is. I'm just really, really, really excited for you guys to hear it. I'm honestly kind of nervous because the songs are true. They're true experiences, each and every one of them. So, yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 45: Role Model Returns
No, that's not what friendship is about. What about Jake has ever made you feel that way? Cause in therapy we like to get into specifics. Yeah. Blanket statements are no fun in therapy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, you're not the problem at all. But like, you know, blanket statements are a problem.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So like princess, what do you mean by that?