Rock Turner
Appearances
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Hey, I'm autistic and have ADHD. Great. Yeah, I wish I had you guys in school. You could have popped up any time I said something inappropriate. You're like, yay, autism. We would have confused the shit out of the bullies. But I was just odd, and I did unpredictable things.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Like, you ever been watching a movie, and they randomly break out into song and dance, and you're like, this is a weird remake of Training Day. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's like hanging out with me. Any random bit of lyric that I hear will set me off. And the tism doesn't keep track of who's been canceled. So you could go up to me and be like, I believe. And I will cut you off like, I can fly.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
I believe I can touch the sky. Yeah, that's about the reaction that I normally get. Tony? Tony?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
All in Austin. Is this where you're from? I've been here for 20-something years, so pretty much.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
I play guitar, play video games, do photo and video stuff. I mean, I love doing that shit. I love it. I love it.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
My parents. I'm kind of estranged from them, so I got a few jokes about them.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Are your parents alive? They're still alive, yeah. I know I'm old, but not that old. Tell us why your relationship is strained with your parents. Just, you know, typical... Boomer parents beat the shit out of me. They did?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Maybe. I would think so. I'm pretty sure that I have something called Ehler-Danlos. Flexible joints.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
So what the fuck do you think you have? It's Ehlers-Danlos. It's like a connective tissue thing where you have... It really is? Oh, my God. I thought Rick was here.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, no, you're the man. The videography is much more impressive, too. I'm sorry. What? The photography and videography is... Is it like Disney World, Disneyland?