Rock Turner

Hey, I'm autistic and have ADHD. Great. Yeah, I wish I had you guys in school. You could have popped up any time I said something inappropriate. You're like, yay, autism. We would have confused the shit out of the bullies. But I was just odd, and I did unpredictable things.

Like, you ever been watching a movie, and they randomly break out into song and dance, and you're like, this is a weird remake of Training Day. Yeah. Yeah, that's what it's like hanging out with me. Any random bit of lyric that I hear will set me off. And the tism doesn't keep track of who's been canceled. So you could go up to me and be like, I believe. And I will cut you off like, I can fly.

I believe I can touch the sky. Yeah, that's about the reaction that I normally get. Tony? Tony?

All in Austin. Is this where you're from? I've been here for 20-something years, so pretty much.

I went to University of Texas. Okay.

Yeah.

100%.

100%.

I play guitar, play video games, do photo and video stuff. I mean, I love doing that shit. I love it. I love it.

My parents. I'm kind of estranged from them, so I got a few jokes about them.

Are your parents alive? They're still alive, yeah. I know I'm old, but not that old. Tell us why your relationship is strained with your parents. Just, you know, typical... Boomer parents beat the shit out of me. They did?

Maybe. I would think so. I'm pretty sure that I have something called Ehler-Danlos. Flexible joints.

So what the fuck do you think you have? It's Ehlers-Danlos. It's like a connective tissue thing where you have... It really is? Oh, my God. I thought Rick was here.

Yeah, that's true.

They beat me into flexibility, maybe?

Not really, actually. Yeah.

Oh, it's us. Ah, fuck. Nice. Touché, touché.

No, no, you're the man. The videography is much more impressive, too. I'm sorry. What? The photography and videography is... Is it like Disney World, Disneyland?