Robin Ince

Hello, I'm Robin Ince.

And I'm Brian Cox.

And this is the Infinite Mustard Seed Cage.

The Infinite Mustard Seed Cage.

Yep, because we followed exactly what you said you wanted to do this week, and I was as surprised as the producer was when you said you would love to do a show on the science of elves, why elves are so mysterious, and how you'd only ever caught and eaten one elf.

Elver.

Yeah, elf.

Baby eel.

Well, that's not the questions we've got for you today.

This is a lot more of a D&D-related show, I'm afraid to tell you.

Well, mustard seeds are fairy, not an elephant.

You see, you have got a little bit of knowledge there.

So if we just drop the roundabout Legolas, Elrond and Hawke the Slayer, which is a pity, because that means we won't have all the questions about Bernard Breslau, who was an actor, younger people, you should know.

Anyway, so... He's very odd, isn't he?

Careful, I'm not averse to using a gull ship spell.

No one here knows about the gull ship spell.

I cannot believe, totally the wrong one.

I do.

I don't think you can do it because you'll get the verbal and semantic components required to make a water vessel fly.

Oh, I'm going to choose my own adventure.