RJ McKeegan

So I signed up for Bumble about a month ago and I met this chick on there and she was a big Texas Longhorn fan. So we went to the basketball game together and she kept yelling, hook them horns, hook them horns. So at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt and I fish hooked her and I was like, hook them horns, hook them horns. But I like hot chicks, but you know.

So I signed up for Bumble about a month ago and I met this chick on there and she was a big Texas Longhorn fan. So we went to the basketball game together and she kept yelling, hook them horns, hook them horns. So at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt and I fish hooked her and I was like, hook them horns, hook them horns. But I like hot chicks, but you know.

So I signed up for Bumble about a month ago and I met this chick on there and she was a big Texas Longhorn fan. So we went to the basketball game together and she kept yelling, hook them horns, hook them horns. So at the end of the night, I fucked her in the butt and I fish hooked her and I was like, hook them horns, hook them horns. But I like hot chicks, but you know.

I like hot chicks, but I have a gay twin brother and his name is Tommy. And when I go to bars and I meet a hot chick, I say, oh, hey, queen. Hey, queen. Oh, I love your hair. Your tits feel so good. And we become best friends. And at the end of the night, I tell them I lost my keys. I don't have anywhere to stay. And they let me come back with them, because I'm gay and I won't try anything.

I like hot chicks, but I have a gay twin brother and his name is Tommy. And when I go to bars and I meet a hot chick, I say, oh, hey, queen. Hey, queen. Oh, I love your hair. Your tits feel so good. And we become best friends. And at the end of the night, I tell them I lost my keys. I don't have anywhere to stay. And they let me come back with them, because I'm gay and I won't try anything.

I like hot chicks, but I have a gay twin brother and his name is Tommy. And when I go to bars and I meet a hot chick, I say, oh, hey, queen. Hey, queen. Oh, I love your hair. Your tits feel so good. And we become best friends. And at the end of the night, I tell them I lost my keys. I don't have anywhere to stay. And they let me come back with them, because I'm gay and I won't try anything.

Then we get back to their house, we take a bunch of shots, and then RJ comes out of me and I fuck the living shit out of them.

Then we get back to their house, we take a bunch of shots, and then RJ comes out of me and I fuck the living shit out of them.

Then we get back to their house, we take a bunch of shots, and then RJ comes out of me and I fuck the living shit out of them.

So I had a, I just got divorced. My ex-wife was a redhead, and...

So I had a, I just got divorced. My ex-wife was a redhead, and...

So I had a, I just got divorced. My ex-wife was a redhead, and...

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Okay. Omaha rules. Yeah. All right. I used to own a big trucking company, but I worked 70 hours a week and it was too much for me. So I quit that. I met some rich motherfuckers in Nebraska and they started a semi-trailer rental company with me.

Okay. Omaha rules. Yeah. All right. I used to own a big trucking company, but I worked 70 hours a week and it was too much for me. So I quit that. I met some rich motherfuckers in Nebraska and they started a semi-trailer rental company with me.

Okay. Omaha rules. Yeah. All right. I used to own a big trucking company, but I worked 70 hours a week and it was too much for me. So I quit that. I met some rich motherfuckers in Nebraska and they started a semi-trailer rental company with me.

Yeah, we're all related. Blacks and Irish are like the same, you know, same race, you know?

Yeah, we're all related. Blacks and Irish are like the same, you know, same race, you know?