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Riley Gilmore

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KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2683.641

The other day I got a sad ending massage. They jizzed on me, so it was... Just gotta, what the fuck, dude? Fucking Groupon. Mom, can you pick me up? Not going back there, but that place sucks. I was thinking about that phrase, thoughts and prayers. It's like, people say that after a tragedy. They're like, I send you my thoughts and my prayers.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2715.487

I get sending your prayers, that makes sense, but it's like, you want to send your thoughts Say, yeah, I'm praying for your family. Tits. Thinking about getting a bike. What else? Fucking might have a lasagna later, but... Lasagna titties, that'd be cool, but... All right, that's it for me, guys. Thank you very much.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2781.532

What are you growing over there? Squash. Whoa. Berries, blackberries.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2791.6

Yeah, so that's pretty much it.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2795.684

They're almost ready. How big is the squash right now? Hot. It's hot. Yeah. Mind you, if anything... Okay. Yeah.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2816.498

I'm trying to keep those kids away. They keep fucking... Oh, man.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2830.627

Yeah, but great set, man. Thanks. What are you guys up to?

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2891.544

Yeah, I love it. You are like the trash guy. Do you ask for that? I'm the trash guy around here. Do you ask for that? Yeah, no, they promoted me. I used to work recycling, but... No, I just love it, you know? I love cleaning. And so... I'll get you later, bro. I got you. Hell yeah.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2918.142

Oh, yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2925.245

Buy the trash. It's sloppy, bro.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

2944.113

I can do a good lion impression.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

3009.856

Some fucking $15 water right here. Should be very good.

KILL TONY

#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY

3048.588

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It was so good in the lobby. All right, that's it.