Reverend Lou Sheldon
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Top of the morning to you. Just a wee bit there, laddie. Pleasant conditions back through.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
The Irish people are not homosexuals.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
The homosexuals want to rain on the St. Patrick's Day parade.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
They do mouth-to-mouth, tongue-to-tongue kissing. They grab each other in the rectum and in the private parts of the front.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Very majestic, very glorious, very religious, and a lot of dignity.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
When homosexuals say that leprechauns could be gay, there is no scientific basis for that.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Oh, no, no. A lot of people like to prance.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
My father was English. My mother was an Orthodox Jew.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | St. Patrick's Day
Anybody they can land in their court, they're going to use. They might go after Liam Neeson. They certainly might go after Liam Neeson. U2? They may go after U2. They could even go after Rosie O'Donnell. They already have Rosie O'Donnell. She's already gay. They got her.