Pudgy
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Yeah, that's how I look when I come from the gym. You just came from the gym? Yeah, that's why I'm a little late. But I said today I'm going to get my full routine in. I'm not even going to half-ass, even though I want to come and see you beautiful ladies. But I said I'm going to just get it in.
Yeah, that's how I look when I come from the gym. You just came from the gym? Yeah, that's why I'm a little late. But I said today I'm going to get my full routine in. I'm not even going to half-ass, even though I want to come and see you beautiful ladies. But I said I'm going to just get it in.
No, I just registered.
No, I just registered.
No, no, I already signed up.
No, no, I already signed up.
It's a lot. Psychological. That word. Come on, you got it. Psychologically. Psychologically. Psychologically. No, I really can say words. No, no. Psychologically. What do you mean?
It's a lot. Psychological. That word. Come on, you got it. Psychologically. Psychologically. Psychologically. No, I really can say words. No, no. Psychologically. What do you mean?
I'm not going to take you on a date.
I'm not going to take you on a date.
Oh, no, no, that's over with. You ever been to Culver's? That's my new favorite shit. We are going to Culver's.
Oh, no, no, that's over with. You ever been to Culver's? That's my new favorite shit. We are going to Culver's.
11 years. Like four months. Oh, okay.
11 years. Like four months. Oh, okay.
Oh, I need something to chase this with. You got some chips?
Oh, I need something to chase this with. You got some chips?
The registration. First off, I looked around the gym. If I want to be here, I'm a big aura guy, so it's like, I need to know, like, my body feel it. So I walked around and see if I could find myself coming here every day or a routine coming here.
The registration. First off, I looked around the gym. If I want to be here, I'm a big aura guy, so it's like, I need to know, like, my body feel it. So I walked around and see if I could find myself coming here every day or a routine coming here.
After that, I liked it. So I signed up. Like, I didn't just sign up. I had to make sure I went to every aspect of the gym. Like, what you was... Like, I went to the Stairmaster. Then I went to the gym, like, the basketball court. Then I went to the bikes. Then I went to the treadmill. And I stood next to all these things and see if I really wanted to be there.
After that, I liked it. So I signed up. Like, I didn't just sign up. I had to make sure I went to every aspect of the gym. Like, what you was... Like, I went to the Stairmaster. Then I went to the gym, like, the basketball court. Then I went to the bikes. Then I went to the treadmill. And I stood next to all these things and see if I really wanted to be there.
No. So then... I'm going to start Monday. You never really start in the middle of the week.
No. So then... I'm going to start Monday. You never really start in the middle of the week.
Yeah, sometimes shit ain't funny.
Yeah, sometimes shit ain't funny.
I don't have to do that because I see where he going to. Thank you. My Instagram, if you do want to follow me, guys, is Pudgy, P-U-D-G-R-E-E-E. This had went viral. Bring that up. It's already... It's not... Why not? It's something he's trying to bring up, which I feel like is not appropriate for this.
I don't have to do that because I see where he going to. Thank you. My Instagram, if you do want to follow me, guys, is Pudgy, P-U-D-G-R-E-E-E. This had went viral. Bring that up. It's already... It's not... Why not? It's something he's trying to bring up, which I feel like is not appropriate for this.
This is weird. What are you about to do?
This is weird. What are you about to do?
I have the music. I think that's what you want. Oh, wow. A new song I dropped. Oh, yes. It's called What the Belly. I think that's what you want. You got to go down. No, go down.
I have the music. I think that's what you want. Oh, wow. A new song I dropped. Oh, yes. It's called What the Belly. I think that's what you want. You got to go down. No, go down.
We have to go actually find us our, what's the horse Harvey talking about? A Clydesdale.
We have to go actually find us our, what's the horse Harvey talking about? A Clydesdale.
Yes. That's the Budweiser horses. I'm allergic to the other horses. You a who? I'm not allergic to the other horses. Why was you allergic? I'm only not allergic to closets, I think. Okay, that's cool.
Yes. That's the Budweiser horses. I'm allergic to the other horses. You a who? I'm not allergic to the other horses. Why was you allergic? I'm only not allergic to closets, I think. Okay, that's cool.
I've been doing stand-up for a little minute now. I'm actually on tour with the weirdo right there, Funny Marco.
I've been doing stand-up for a little minute now. I'm actually on tour with the weirdo right there, Funny Marco.
That's one of his gimmicks. He knows all of my pick-up lines. So if I was to say a pick-up line to you, anyone is like, he studied my pick-up lines to already tell a girl, watch this. Okay. Baby, you got Instagram.
That's one of his gimmicks. He knows all of my pick-up lines. So if I was to say a pick-up line to you, anyone is like, he studied my pick-up lines to already tell a girl, watch this. Okay. Baby, you got Instagram.
It's made out of boyfriend material. He's a weirdo.
It's made out of boyfriend material. He's a weirdo.
Yeah, Pudgy. That's how my aunt is like.
Yeah, Pudgy. That's how my aunt is like.
We got to do this. No, no.
We got to do this. No, no.
Did you see how she said it, though? No.
Did you see how she said it, though? No.
That's because I'm kissing cousins. All right.
That's because I'm kissing cousins. All right.
She cannot be my cousin.
She cannot be my cousin.
You must never taste these things. I have. If you had a Culver Burger with the sourdough with the cheese and tell them I had extra onions before I ate them, you will understand why I'm saying this.
You must never taste these things. I have. If you had a Culver Burger with the sourdough with the cheese and tell them I had extra onions before I ate them, you will understand why I'm saying this.
You haven't had it like that.
You haven't had it like that.
Exactly. So let me take you on a date so you can experience new things.
Exactly. So let me take you on a date so you can experience new things.
I see where you're going.
I see where you're going.
Mike, I'm going to grab you a spike. Okay.
Mike, I'm going to grab you a spike. Okay.
No, I got to go put it back.
No, I got to go put it back.
But that's what I'm doing. I know.
But that's what I'm doing. I know.
I believe in him. You be stealing his soul. Physical attraction is what catches your eye sometimes before you even know somebody's vibe. Right. You could be attracted to somebody from the other side of the room.
I believe in him. You be stealing his soul. Physical attraction is what catches your eye sometimes before you even know somebody's vibe. Right. You could be attracted to somebody from the other side of the room.
Now, they vibe, because their personality could fuck it up. Like, you can meet them, and they can just say something crazy off the wall, and you're not even attracted to them no more, because you don't like their character. But I think physical, I test, like, it's first for me.
Now, they vibe, because their personality could fuck it up. Like, you can meet them, and they can just say something crazy off the wall, and you're not even attracted to them no more, because you don't like their character. But I think physical, I test, like, it's first for me.
All right, so to have all that money on him on a date is, like, outrageous. But now, he wants to give you that money.
All right, so to have all that money on him on a date is, like, outrageous. But now, he wants to give you that money.
Like, yo, I got $10,000 just because you look so good, and he give it to you. I just want you to do whatever you want with it.
Like, yo, I got $10,000 just because you look so good, and he give it to you. I just want you to do whatever you want with it.
Yes, he has. Who? Yes, he has. Pudgy, who? Bro, we be on tour. I done walked in the B&Bs and seen people I done literally jerked off to 13 minutes before I walked in the B&Bs. Pudgy, really? It's like... You here? Oh, my God. From Twitter models to... Twitter, honey? I'm not going to name no names, but... Yeah.
Yes, he has. Who? Yes, he has. Pudgy, who? Bro, we be on tour. I done walked in the B&Bs and seen people I done literally jerked off to 13 minutes before I walked in the B&Bs. Pudgy, really? It's like... You here? Oh, my God. From Twitter models to... Twitter, honey? I'm not going to name no names, but... Yeah.
He don't. He don't? Yes. But you just said you walked in...
He don't. He don't? Yes. But you just said you walked in...
Speaking of clips... I was on a stream the other day. Yeah. Showed up for a couple minutes. He did? And he left. And it was like, why would I come if you're going to leave? But the reason he left, he had some bad shit in the car. Like, I wouldn't have even came. I would have left too. Some fire. Bitch.
Speaking of clips... I was on a stream the other day. Yeah. Showed up for a couple minutes. He did? And he left. And it was like, why would I come if you're going to leave? But the reason he left, he had some bad shit in the car. Like, I wouldn't have even came. I would have left too. Some fire. Bitch.
On the website because it's Facebook.com. Oh, yeah. The app, too. You're right. Y'all some wild boys.
On the website because it's Facebook.com. Oh, yeah. The app, too. You're right. Y'all some wild boys.
Because you said... As long as... I just don't like...
Because you said... As long as... I just don't like...
Yeah. Why not? I love big girls. Let me rephrase that. I can't date somebody big.
Yeah. Why not? I love big girls. Let me rephrase that. I can't date somebody big.
They don't make beds.
They don't make beds.
Yes. Especially to have sex on.
Yes. Especially to have sex on.
He could have went with anything.
He could have went with anything.
I don't think it really be a moan.
I don't think it really be a moan.
I don't know how it would go.
I don't know how it would go.
I'm a silent assassin.
I'm a silent assassin.
I can tell you. I can tell you. I can tell you a couple of his lines. Why don't you know?
I can tell you. I can tell you. I can tell you a couple of his lines. Why don't you know?
You ain't got to be at the door. Oh, he loud? He fucked with the door open loud.
You ain't got to be at the door. Oh, he loud? He fucked with the door open loud.
Ain't I'm funny? What else?
Ain't I'm funny? What else?
No words. You just be breathing. Yeah, and then when I'm done, I wink. Now some niggas go, oh, I go.
No words. You just be breathing. Yeah, and then when I'm done, I wink. Now some niggas go, oh, I go.
He said he winked. Some guys like go, oh, not me.
He said he winked. Some guys like go, oh, not me.
You heard his sex love? I swear I'm not joking. Oh, my God.
You heard his sex love? I swear I'm not joking. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Take me serious as an artist.
Yeah. Take me serious as an artist.
So I got a song called With the Belly that's out on all streaming platforms. And my name Pudgy.
So I got a song called With the Belly that's out on all streaming platforms. And my name Pudgy.
What the belly? What the belly? What the belly?
What the belly? What the belly? What the belly?
What the belly? What the belly? Yeah.
What the belly? What the belly? Yeah.
Go to the verse. That's like the chorus. I'm saying go into it because you write your own shit, don't you? They be thinking I'm asleep when I'm fully woke. What, the belly? Is it because I'm really just sitting here breathing heavy? Hey. Ooh. Yeah.
Go to the verse. That's like the chorus. I'm saying go into it because you write your own shit, don't you? They be thinking I'm asleep when I'm fully woke. What, the belly? Is it because I'm really just sitting here breathing heavy? Hey. Ooh. Yeah.
I'm saying perform a song. Okay. Did you just bring me biscuits, bitch, without no fucking jelly?
I'm saying perform a song. Okay. Did you just bring me biscuits, bitch, without no fucking jelly?
Maybe we can go to Bojangles.
Maybe we can go to Bojangles.
He know I wasn't talking to you.
He know I wasn't talking to you.
He's doing this for the Haas. Yo, he's doing this for the Haas. He don't listen to Tim's. What if he does? He capping? He doing this for the future.
He's doing this for the Haas. Yo, he's doing this for the Haas. He don't listen to Tim's. What if he does? He capping? He doing this for the future.
You can't read a Harry Potter book in a day.
You can't read a Harry Potter book in a day.
No, I'm not a speed reader.
No, I'm not a speed reader.
Kareem, it's 24 hours in a day.
Kareem, it's 24 hours in a day.
I don't know the four houses.
I don't know the four houses.
Harry Potter houses. Gryffindor, Slytherin. I just said Ravenclaw. Gryffindor, Slytherin. You said Hogwarts. And, um... Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter houses. Gryffindor, Slytherin. I just said Ravenclaw. Gryffindor, Slytherin. You said Hogwarts. And, um... Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff.
Opening page of Chamber of Secrets.
Opening page of Chamber of Secrets.
Chapter one. The boy who... Because you will be reading it.
Chapter one. The boy who... Because you will be reading it.
You're not reading it fast enough, though. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, can you stop? Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of No. 4 Pivot Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal. Thank you very much. They were the last people that you expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious because they didn't hold with such nonsense.
You're not reading it fast enough, though. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, can you stop? Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of No. 4 Pivot Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal. Thank you very much. They were the last people that you expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious because they didn't hold with such nonsense.
Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with a holly in his neck.
Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with a holly in his neck.
Although he did have a very large mustache, Mr. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley, and in their opinion, there was no finer boy anywhere.
Although he did have a very large mustache, Mr. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley, and in their opinion, there was no finer boy anywhere.
The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that a secret...
The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that a secret...
Greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.
Greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.
I don't know why y'all saying I can't. I believe you. So Dre, you have a question.
I don't know why y'all saying I can't. I believe you. So Dre, you have a question.
No, I don't speed read.
No, I don't speed read.
I can read way faster than you.
I can read way faster than you.
He did not miss a word.
He did not miss a word.
I enjoyed Harry Potter.
I enjoyed Harry Potter.
I would not known what would have went on. I don't know what just, I just read it. I don't know. Like if I speed read.
I would not known what would have went on. I don't know what just, I just read it. I don't know. Like if I speed read.
Well, I mean, you see Twister.
Well, I mean, you see Twister.
You really can read. I started dating a guy that I met on Instagram. We vibed. We went on a few dates and talked for about a month. He has a demanding job, so I understood the limited time. But after a week of spotty communication, I asked respectfully what was up. He told me he was falling back because things at work were picking up and he didn't want the stress of an emotional roller coaster.
You really can read. I started dating a guy that I met on Instagram. We vibed. We went on a few dates and talked for about a month. He has a demanding job, so I understood the limited time. But after a week of spotty communication, I asked respectfully what was up. He told me he was falling back because things at work were picking up and he didn't want the stress of an emotional roller coaster.
That hurt. I wasn't trying to be clingy. I just wanted consistency. Now I'm wondering, should I let this reach out go? We still follow and watch each other's stories. If not him, how do I handle this better next time?
That hurt. I wasn't trying to be clingy. I just wanted consistency. Now I'm wondering, should I let this reach out go? We still follow and watch each other's stories. If not him, how do I handle this better next time?
It's cool, but it's bullshit.
It's cool, but it's bullshit.
I'm actually a foster child.
I'm actually a foster child.
No, my mom, my biological mother was on drugs. So when I was born, I was on drugs. So the hospital took her away from me. But I got adopted by my biological grandmother. Okay. At six months.
No, my mom, my biological mother was on drugs. So when I was born, I was on drugs. So the hospital took her away from me. But I got adopted by my biological grandmother. Okay. At six months.
Like, it's been two years. Why stop?
Like, it's been two years. Why stop?
Louis. We got a show coming up.
Louis. We got a show coming up.
All right. Wow. Oh, a sitcom.
All right. Wow. Oh, a sitcom.
We can't talk about it. Why? You brought it up. These stages, we can't talk about it right now.
We can't talk about it. Why? You brought it up. These stages, we can't talk about it right now.
I understand. The world needs to be prepared.
I understand. The world needs to be prepared.
Bonnie Markle production, one of the... Greatest things. People say that the shit don't work out.
Bonnie Markle production, one of the... Greatest things. People say that the shit don't work out.
Y'all look good on that picture. Thank you.
Y'all look good on that picture. Thank you.
No, no, not. That look good.
No, no, not. That look good.
Yo, we definitely got to do something.
Yo, we definitely got to do something.
Yeah, that's how I look when I come from the gym. You just came from the gym? Yeah, that's why I'm a little late. But I said today I'm going to get my full routine in. I'm not even going to half-ass, even though I want to come and see you beautiful ladies. But I said I'm going to just get it in.
No, I just registered.
No, no, I already signed up.
It's a lot. Psychological. That word. Come on, you got it. Psychologically. Psychologically. Psychologically. No, I really can say words. No, no. Psychologically. What do you mean?
I'm not going to take you on a date.
Oh, no, no, that's over with. You ever been to Culver's? That's my new favorite shit. We are going to Culver's.
11 years. Like four months. Oh, okay.
Oh, I need something to chase this with. You got some chips?
The registration. First off, I looked around the gym. If I want to be here, I'm a big aura guy, so it's like, I need to know, like, my body feel it. So I walked around and see if I could find myself coming here every day or a routine coming here.
After that, I liked it. So I signed up. Like, I didn't just sign up. I had to make sure I went to every aspect of the gym. Like, what you was... Like, I went to the Stairmaster. Then I went to the gym, like, the basketball court. Then I went to the bikes. Then I went to the treadmill. And I stood next to all these things and see if I really wanted to be there.
No. So then... I'm going to start Monday. You never really start in the middle of the week.
Yeah, sometimes shit ain't funny.
I don't have to do that because I see where he going to. Thank you. My Instagram, if you do want to follow me, guys, is Pudgy, P-U-D-G-R-E-E-E. This had went viral. Bring that up. It's already... It's not... Why not? It's something he's trying to bring up, which I feel like is not appropriate for this.
This is weird. What are you about to do?
I have the music. I think that's what you want. Oh, wow. A new song I dropped. Oh, yes. It's called What the Belly. I think that's what you want. You got to go down. No, go down.
We have to go actually find us our, what's the horse Harvey talking about? A Clydesdale.
Yes. That's the Budweiser horses. I'm allergic to the other horses. You a who? I'm not allergic to the other horses. Why was you allergic? I'm only not allergic to closets, I think. Okay, that's cool.
I've been doing stand-up for a little minute now. I'm actually on tour with the weirdo right there, Funny Marco.
That's one of his gimmicks. He knows all of my pick-up lines. So if I was to say a pick-up line to you, anyone is like, he studied my pick-up lines to already tell a girl, watch this. Okay. Baby, you got Instagram.
It's made out of boyfriend material. He's a weirdo.
Yeah, Pudgy. That's how my aunt is like.
We got to do this. No, no.
Did you see how she said it, though? No.
That's because I'm kissing cousins. All right.
She cannot be my cousin.
You must never taste these things. I have. If you had a Culver Burger with the sourdough with the cheese and tell them I had extra onions before I ate them, you will understand why I'm saying this.
You haven't had it like that.
Exactly. So let me take you on a date so you can experience new things.
I see where you're going.
Mike, I'm going to grab you a spike. Okay.
No, I got to go put it back.
But that's what I'm doing. I know.
I believe in him. You be stealing his soul. Physical attraction is what catches your eye sometimes before you even know somebody's vibe. Right. You could be attracted to somebody from the other side of the room.
Now, they vibe, because their personality could fuck it up. Like, you can meet them, and they can just say something crazy off the wall, and you're not even attracted to them no more, because you don't like their character. But I think physical, I test, like, it's first for me.
All right, so to have all that money on him on a date is, like, outrageous. But now, he wants to give you that money.
Like, yo, I got $10,000 just because you look so good, and he give it to you. I just want you to do whatever you want with it.
Yes, he has. Who? Yes, he has. Pudgy, who? Bro, we be on tour. I done walked in the B&Bs and seen people I done literally jerked off to 13 minutes before I walked in the B&Bs. Pudgy, really? It's like... You here? Oh, my God. From Twitter models to... Twitter, honey? I'm not going to name no names, but... Yeah.
He don't. He don't? Yes. But you just said you walked in...
Speaking of clips... I was on a stream the other day. Yeah. Showed up for a couple minutes. He did? And he left. And it was like, why would I come if you're going to leave? But the reason he left, he had some bad shit in the car. Like, I wouldn't have even came. I would have left too. Some fire. Bitch.
On the website because it's Facebook.com. Oh, yeah. The app, too. You're right. Y'all some wild boys.
Because you said... As long as... I just don't like...
Yeah. Why not? I love big girls. Let me rephrase that. I can't date somebody big.
They don't make beds.
Yes. Especially to have sex on.
He could have went with anything.
I don't think it really be a moan.
I don't know how it would go.
I'm a silent assassin.
I can tell you. I can tell you. I can tell you a couple of his lines. Why don't you know?
You ain't got to be at the door. Oh, he loud? He fucked with the door open loud.
Ain't I'm funny? What else?
No words. You just be breathing. Yeah, and then when I'm done, I wink. Now some niggas go, oh, I go.
He said he winked. Some guys like go, oh, not me.
You heard his sex love? I swear I'm not joking. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Take me serious as an artist.
So I got a song called With the Belly that's out on all streaming platforms. And my name Pudgy.
What the belly? What the belly? What the belly?
What the belly? What the belly? Yeah.
Go to the verse. That's like the chorus. I'm saying go into it because you write your own shit, don't you? They be thinking I'm asleep when I'm fully woke. What, the belly? Is it because I'm really just sitting here breathing heavy? Hey. Ooh. Yeah.
I'm saying perform a song. Okay. Did you just bring me biscuits, bitch, without no fucking jelly?
Maybe we can go to Bojangles.
He know I wasn't talking to you.
He's doing this for the Haas. Yo, he's doing this for the Haas. He don't listen to Tim's. What if he does? He capping? He doing this for the future.
You can't read a Harry Potter book in a day.
No, I'm not a speed reader.
Kareem, it's 24 hours in a day.
I don't know the four houses.
Harry Potter houses. Gryffindor, Slytherin. I just said Ravenclaw. Gryffindor, Slytherin. You said Hogwarts. And, um... Hufflepuff. Hufflepuff.
Opening page of Chamber of Secrets.
Chapter one. The boy who... Because you will be reading it.
You're not reading it fast enough, though. Okay. Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, can you stop? Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of No. 4 Pivot Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal. Thank you very much. They were the last people that you expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious because they didn't hold with such nonsense.
Mr. Dursley was the director of a firm called Grunnings, which made drills. He was a big, beefy man with a holly in his neck.
Although he did have a very large mustache, Mr. Dursley was thin and blonde and had nearly twice the usual amount of neck, which came in very useful as she spent so much of her time craning over garden fences, spying on neighbors. The Dursleys had a small son called Dudley, and in their opinion, there was no finer boy anywhere.
The Dursleys had everything they wanted, but they also had a secret, and their greatest fear was that a secret...
Greatest fear was that somebody would discover it.
I don't know why y'all saying I can't. I believe you. So Dre, you have a question.
No, I don't speed read.
I can read way faster than you.
He did not miss a word.
I enjoyed Harry Potter.
I would not known what would have went on. I don't know what just, I just read it. I don't know. Like if I speed read.
Well, I mean, you see Twister.
You really can read. I started dating a guy that I met on Instagram. We vibed. We went on a few dates and talked for about a month. He has a demanding job, so I understood the limited time. But after a week of spotty communication, I asked respectfully what was up. He told me he was falling back because things at work were picking up and he didn't want the stress of an emotional roller coaster.
That hurt. I wasn't trying to be clingy. I just wanted consistency. Now I'm wondering, should I let this reach out go? We still follow and watch each other's stories. If not him, how do I handle this better next time?
It's cool, but it's bullshit.
I'm actually a foster child.
No, my mom, my biological mother was on drugs. So when I was born, I was on drugs. So the hospital took her away from me. But I got adopted by my biological grandmother. Okay. At six months.
Like, it's been two years. Why stop?
Louis. We got a show coming up.
All right. Wow. Oh, a sitcom.
We can't talk about it. Why? You brought it up. These stages, we can't talk about it right now.
I understand. The world needs to be prepared.
Bonnie Markle production, one of the... Greatest things. People say that the shit don't work out.
Y'all look good on that picture. Thank you.
No, no, not. That look good.
Yo, we definitely got to do something.