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Professor Edith Hall

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The Ancients

The Iliad

1037.81

Well, he does. And the scenes of his, when he goes berserk, literally berserk, he's a berserker on the battlefield and loses it in the bloodlust, are very, very exciting. But those are actually delayed all the way through until we get to the last four, five books. He's kept in his tent, nursing his grievance for almost all of the poem. And in fact, we're on his side.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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One of the reasons this poem is so good is it throws us straight into a crisis. in the Achaean camp, they're called Achaeans, not Greeks, in the Achaean camp, because there's all dying of plague because their ridiculous king, Agamemnon, has decided it's okay to kidnap the daughter of the local priest of Apollo because he fancies her. And Apollo's not having this. So he's killing them all off.

The Ancients

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And there's a crisis, what we're going to do. And there's a meeting. And Achilles has been terribly insulted by Agamemnon. Agamemnon agrees grudgingly to give this young woman back to her father, Chrysaia. But he says, hmm, what's the next prettiest girl in camp? Oh, I know. It's the one that Achilles has got, Briseis. I'll have her, right? I'm kingier than you. There's actually this adjective.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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We have a word for being kingy. And there's a superlative, basileutatos. I am the kingiest here.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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I'm the kingiest. Well, it's an adjective. I'm the most kingly. I'm the kingiest. I'm going to have Briseis. Achilles, quite understandably, says, you what? And what you have is a row which sets up this really political theme because Agamemnon is by heredity the most powerful king, only because he's the son of the son of the son. By far the best warrior is Achilles.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1163.917

He is by far the best warrior on the Achaean side, and he's the best warrior in the poem, and he's the best warrior in the world. And he has gone around and got lots and lots and lots of gold and booty from all the little towns they've already conquered in northwest Turkey, as it is now. How do you treat your best lieutenant who has helped you to wage war incredibly successfully and lucratively?

The Ancients

The Iliad

1190.287

You insult him. You take his girlfriend. So Achilles lays it all out. He says, you may be kingier than me, but I'm much more soldiery than you. But it's absolutely thrilling because we're still having debates about whether we should abolish the House of Lords' hereditary peers.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1208.256

These are still issues, whether you should be able to rise on merit or whether it's all a matter of what sort of class and family you're born into. So it's burningly political. And we're all on Achilles' side. So Homer, let's just call all these poets for shorthand Homer, makes sure that although he behaves appallingly, we really get why he's so angry with his boss.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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We've all had, everybody has had a boss at some point who is less able than they are. And it is incredibly aggravating having to take orders from them and being exploited and mistreated by them. We've all been in that situation. Or we felt like that about a parent being arbitrary, right? There is no human in the world who has not been in Achilles' psychological situation.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1262.42

So that is the genius of it, that even though his behaviour becomes utterly reprehensible, we're on his side for most of the poem.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Absolutely. And I'm absolutely willing him to stay in his tent and not help the overlord. The Achaean camp is a pretty dire, violent, aggressive, shouty place. You know, there's lots of rows, lots of aggression. The one scene of real peace in the Achaean camp is Achilles' beautiful tent. He's got these soldiers who would give their lives for him, the Myrmidons.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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He has absolute loyalty from his men because unlike Agamemnon, he will always lead from the front. He'll take every risk they do. He'll do anything for them. And the Myrmidons, he withdraws from the war as well. So they spend their time. Achilles plays the lyre. He becomes a poet who sings songs. Patroclus, his boyfriend, has got pet dogs.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1355.39

And they retire to their tent and actually have this rather idyllic thing. It's ambiguous about homoeroticism. They are madly in love with each other, Achilles and Patroclus, but actually they both sleep with women in this tent.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So they're having this idyllic time, sort of sex and music and all the rest of it, while all the other Achilles are not doing very well on the battlefield because they haven't got Achilles.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Well, he's crucial. And again, the artistry of Homer, Patroclus most unusually has the attribute of gentleness. And we're told everybody loved him because he was so gentle. This is paradoxical in an Iliadic warrior. But for example, Briseis... Loves him. She's Asiatic. She loves this friend, which she's given back to Achilles.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And we learn that she says she really loved him because he was kind to her. He was actually kind to a captive slave girl. And because he said he would help her to get Achilles to marry her, which would move her up from being bride of the spear, as they used to call it in 19th century translations, basically a rape victim, war rape victim. If she actually got married, she should secure her future.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So you've got this person who's given real moral attributes, which are most rare in this poem, that he's even kind to slave women. And he is a little older than Achilles. He's a sort of an adoptive brother. He was brought up. He'd fled to Achilles' household because he'd accidentally killed someone. Well, not quite accidentally, actually, but he'd made a big mistake as a young man.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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He'd fled, was brought up alongside Achilles. So they're brought up as brothers, but because they're not actually brothers by blood, a very, very intense relationship. forms between them. In other ancient Greek sources, it's unashamedly homoerotic. Homer doesn't have homoerotic relationships in the Iliad.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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It's just not the cognitive contract with the audience, but certainly the most intense emotional bond in the poem is between Achilles and Patroclus. And very interestingly, a psychoanalyst called Jonathan Shea wrote a very famous book called Achilles in Vietnam in the 1990s. He worked with a lot of veterans.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And that sort of intense bond happened in Vietnam between squaddies, American Marines and so on who were out there, especially where there was an unpopular commander.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Yes, because Patroclus, when the Achaeans are really not doing well at all, persuades Achilles that Achilles isn't going to fight. But he says, just let me go and fight. Wear your armor. You don't have to, but I'm going to go in. And Achilles doesn't want to let him, but he does go in. And of course, he gets killed. And it's the death of Patroclus that makes Achilles angry.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1589.82

not relinquish his rage with Agamemnon, but his rage with Hector overshadows that. So he no longer thinks the Agamemnon insult that pales into its significance besides his bereavement. That's the moment when he says he's got to go back to fight, but he hasn't got any arms.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So his mother has to go to Hephaestus for the new arms for Achilles, and he goes back into battle, very hastily makes up with Agamemnon. It doesn't really matter to him anymore. And the rage against Hector is, of course, expressed in the most violent terms.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Achilles actually sacrifices human captives from Troy, some youths, 12 youths from Troy, kills them over the pyre of Patroclus, such is his rage. And there is no human sacrifice in the Iliad, and it's one of the very few times where the authorial voice said, he did a bad thing.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1667.978

Absolutely. Indeed, when he finally goes into battle, there's a special word for it. It's a certain kind of scene in Iliad, and other characters get them, called an aristia, which means showing off your excellence at fighting. Right. So Diomedes gets one. He's another very good Achaean warrior in book five, where you kill serially, you know, like 10 goals one after another in a football match.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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You kill the enemy in a fit of bloodlust that could go on for several hours. And I think the ancient audiences, I use the goal analogy mindfully because I think it was very exciting to listen to them. that yes, another Trojan bites the dust and yes, another one. And they're all killed in slightly different ways.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1720.316

So the spear goes through their belly or the spear goes through their larynx or the spear goes through their eye or lots of stuff. And I suspect that the ancient audiences were cheering with every one. Achilles kills so many that the river Scamander, which is the great river that comes down from Mount Ida to the sea and provides water for Troy, gets all blocked up with corpses.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1745.996

They all jump in the river to try to escape. He kills them in the river. The river is completely dammed with corpses. So at that point, the river assumes anthropomorphic form. That means he takes on the form of a human. and is so angry with Achilles for polluting his lovely waters. And also Achilles pulls all the trees down that line the riverbank. He destroys the beauty of the whole riverscape.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So Scamander fights Achilles Achilles in the most terrifying way, because he's bigger and he's a god, and he would have defeated Achilles. He, in fact, even calls on another river, one of his tributaries, to come and help him. But Hera, at that point, sends in fire, who fights the river instead. But already, the river has flooded the entire Trojan plain. So it's like a dam bursting.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1806.946

I was writing about this in my latest book, this particular scene, when there was that terrible, terrible, terrible, I think it was 2023, the dams burst in Libya, I don't know if you remember, and killed tens of thousands of people. And it was caused by human technological failure. This was not an earthquake. This was a human dam. that burst, right?

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And that's what it's like with the river Sigmund. A human pollutes his waters. Human blocks it up. This is Achilles. And the river retaliates and causes far, far more destruction. So I see this as an environmental parable.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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The Iliad is one of the oldest Greek epics. It is probably the oldest, depending on how old Hesiod's are. It's older than the Odyssey slightly. It was probably put together in the form we've got it in the middle of the 8th century BCE. but it had been in development since at least the 14th century. It is over 16,000 lines long, and they're long lines.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1870.306

Oh, gosh, yes. And he's a worthy opponent for Achilles.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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He's more heroic for many reasons. One is that he's 100% mortal. Achilles has got this advantage that he's bionic. He's half divine. His mother is Thetis. He's got supernatural powers on the battlefield. The only reason he'll ever die is because of his ankle. And of course, that's not in this poem. But he could have been fully immortal. He's very nearly fully immortal.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1909.557

Hector is 100% ordinary guy. He's the Prince of Troy. He loves his dad very much, Priam. His dad, Priam, is too old to run military ops. So while Priam is still administrative king, Hector is his commander-in-chief and shares the monarchical duties. He's a lovely husband. This is one of the really big contrasts that were

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Achilles and Agamemnon are raping all these slave girls by compulsion and coercion. Hector's got this wife who adores him. He's not adulterous. He's got a baby son who adores him. All his people adore him. He's nice to his mother. He's even nice to Helen. And he is fighting a defensive war.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1954.44

And how many of us these days, most of us do not glorify aggressive militarism, but can absolutely identify with somebody who's risking his life to defend his people, his wife and his baby. This is the acceptable face of violence for most of us is defensive. So he's got all these moral cards stacked in his favor. And he is impetuous.

The Ancients

The Iliad

1980.125

That is his main failing, that he doesn't deliberate properly before engaging in military strategies. But he also, there's a crucial moment before the final showdown where he could go back into Troy. He could. He's been fighting for days. He could go back in and he stands on the battlefield and says, it's a very metaphysical moment.

The Ancients

The Iliad

2003.18

Shall I go back in and feel shame before the women of Troy with their trailing robes that I'm not out there fighting for them? Shall I go inside and survive, be safe, but feel shame? Or shall I just die and do a big thing? And this big thing is the actual translation of the Greek, megaterexon. Having done a big thing, and I will at least get immortal fame, go down nobly.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And that's what he decides to do. And of course, the gods help Achilles. Hector doesn't have a chance. But I cry in book 22 when Hector dies.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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It's extraordinary. It's book six. He's on the wall. She meets him on the wall with the baby and begs him not to go. And then she tries to give him military advice about sticking near the wall where it's safer and this, that, and the next thing. And he will not. He will not heed her. And in fact, of course, Troy would fall anyway. I mean, he's right in a way, but it is absolutely heartbreaking.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And even more heartbreaking is when she gets the news in Book 22 when he is killed. She's actually inside weaving and she hears the noise and runs out, tears off her veil and faints and collapses. And then we next see her in the final book leading the women of Troy's lament over her lovely husband. So

The Ancients

The Iliad

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It's very carefully done, and this is why it's so much better than most movies of, as I talk about Clint Eastwood's and stuff. Usually in Clint Eastwood movies, you don't have, with the final shootout, you've got proper bad guys being done in, right? They're very simple morally. The Iliad is anything but bad.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Although these Achaeans are ancestors of the Greek audiences, they're not as nice as the Trojans, and that is really cleverly done. It makes it very morally balanced. Hector's father comes into his own in the last book because Achilles has been abusing the corpse of Hector famously, dragging it, tying him by the ankles to the back of his chariot and driving it round and round Troy.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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He stopped doing that because the gods intervened. But Priam has to go very bravely, an old man, into the enemy camp and asks Achilles to hand over the body. And do you know what he does? They have this incredible redemptive moment where they look admiringly at each other. They both lost so much. Achilles has lost Patroclus, Priam has lost Hector, and these two warring kings just get each other.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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They're a particular metre called the dactylic hexameter, which has six beats and is quite a long line. It's much longer than, say, the iambic pentameter we're used to in Shakespeare. It tells the story of a 40-day period towards the end of the 10-year Trojan War.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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You want to say, why didn't you have that conversation 24 books ago?

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Yeah, of the actually ordinary human who has sacrificed everything to try and save the people we've come to be very fond of in the course of the poem.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And his wife, and Hecuba.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Well, we've got goddesses a lot. Thetis is Achilles' mother who will do anything for him and is a very emotionally sophisticated figure who intervenes with Zeus for him, intervenes with Hephaestus. We've got Hera and Athena and Artemis. We have the goddesses. But the gods are really amoral and childish compared with the humans. That's both men and women. But the women are fascinating.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So the big women are Chryseis and Briseis. But they don't get very much to say. Briseis has this one wonderful speech, lament for Patroclus when she says how not kind he was to her. We have Andromache, who is very proud and very tender, an admirable wife and mother, exactly the sort of person whose civilization shouldn't be destroyed. We have Hecuba, equally madly loves Hector, Zaha's son.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And of course, we have Helen. Helen appears in book three and regrets bitterly. She tells us how much she regrets what she's done. She, I think, fancies Hector rather than Paris. She has a bit of a flirt with Hector in book six, and he doesn't blame her. He's kind even to Helen. He sees this is a man's game and that she's just a pawn in man's game. She also sings a lament for Hector.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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There's four women who sing laments in Book 24, and that is Andromache, Hecuba, Helen, and Cassandra. We meet Cassandra in Book 24. Of course, by having Cassandra in, we know that somebody there knows everything that's going to happen. It's very clever. But I mean, so we've got in the final book, we have Hector's mother, wife, sister and sister-in-law, right?

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So it's the full compliment and they all love him.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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The main way that they're there is to show how much greater humans are as moral agents, precisely because the gods can't die. They're deprived of any real tragic dimension. All these humans are facing mortality and the real cost of having to act. The gods are basically unaccountable and can be irresponsible. They can get injured. There's some fighting between them.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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The worst one of all, and I'm quite fond of him because he's so awful, is Ares. because all the other gods are on one side or another for historic reasons. There are reasons why, to do with their alliances, to do with the judgment of Paris, to do with who of them have got children on the battlefield or grandchildren, except for Zeus, who's kind of up there and a bit kind of weirdly disengaged.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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He's just got to make sure fate takes its course. But he's sad because he says the Trojans were the most pious people who always sacrificed a lot to him. But Ares is wonderful because he can't remember what side he's on. He's not on any side. So Athena is the goddess of tactical warfare and planned warfare. He's the god of just mindless thuggery.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So in book five, he's on the battlefield and he starts just jumping around, killing anybody.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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There's even a word that says that. He's alloprosolos, which means he jumps to one side and then to the other side. And Athena says, what is the problem with you? You know, fighting's okay if you've got a motive or a reason that you can explain, but this is just violence for the sake of it. And, you know, I've seen scenes like that in Glaswegian pubs.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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It's quite remarkable, just the cultural longevity. I mean, one of the reasons for that, though, was that once it was actually written down, this is what happened in the middle of the 8th century, it became the absolutely standard fare of ancient education for then more than 1,000 years.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And river gods. And river gods. Yeah. No, it's a whole panoply and they've got different status. And there are arguments about status. So the last guy that Achilles kills before he fights the river is called Asteripheus. And he's come very recently to Troy. And he's the son of a Thracian river.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So we have this god-off where it's like, is somebody who's the son of a big river more important than someone who's the son of a sea goddess? It's like the status game. It's a parody, in a way, of status in human life. Like, am I kingier than you? That extends into how much divine blood... Am I goddier than you?

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Am I goddier than you? Yeah. It's absolutely wonderful. But the gods' counterpoint is crucial because at the end of the day, you always have this amazing formula like, they just went back to feast and inextinguishable laughter arose amongst the gods. I mean, they're up there just laughing while humans are fighting, dying, and losing their nearest and dearest.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Oh, definitely, without a doubt. In terms of the general pattern, we know this. Linear B is a script that was used by people of the era of Agamemnon and Achilles, right? The Greeks subsequently lost that script and lost it for several hundred years until the writing that came in from the Venetians with which they wrote down the poems in the 8th century.

The Ancients

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But we know from remains of that script from places in the Peloponnese and Crete that there were raiding parties going out from Greece to get women and booty and stuff from the Eastern Aegean and what's now Anatolia, the west coast of Turkey. This is historically attested fact. That is more historically attested than the actual site of Troy.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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We are not sure whether people have identified there is a Bronze Age palace of the right kind of date. at a place called Hisarlik, which since the mid-19th century, everybody's said is probably Troy. And I think it probably is. But whether actually a man called Agamemnon went and led any of these parties is irrelevant.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So we know, for example, that young Athenian aristocratic boys were expected to know it off by heart, the whole thing off by heart. I mean, it's just incredible history. but they were expected to know top by heart if they had a good education. And that remained so throughout the Roman Empire all the way through

The Ancients

The Iliad

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There was a thalassocracy, that means a sea power in the Bronze Age of these Mycenaean Greeks who wrote in Linear B and they were engaged in trading and aggressive activities for trading raiding, I think. in precisely those areas, especially around the Hellespont, which was always a strategic hotspot.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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It's very apocalyptic in its imagination. Strangely, a lot of this happens in similes, but you have countless similes that the soldiers descended on the other side like a wildfire sweeping over a mountain, or they rise up like a wave that crashes and destroys everything in its path. earthquake sort of stuff. One mention is of terrible hunger, famine. There's only one, and that's in the last book.

The Ancients

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But I think that there are poetically encoded memories of the collapse of the Bronze Age civilizations with their tsunamis and fires and famines and displacements. I think that we're talking a post-apocalyptic poem. The Greeks of the 8th century could see around them ruins of these great Mycenaean palaces.

The Ancients

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They've probably even seen bits of Linear B. We know from tomb findings that they discovered relics of the bronze armor because they're now living in the Iron Age, but they've discovered these bronze relics and so on. So they're construing, as we might, what it was like to be in the age of King Arthur from a handful of medieval artifacts and scraps of poetry, that kind of thing.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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So I think the apocalyptic tone is partly memory. But I've argued in this new book, which I'm going to plug, called Epic of the Earth, reading Homer's Iliad and the fight for a dying world. I also think they betray at some level that they knew that they were chopping down too many trees. And they certainly were.

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The deforestation of the periphery of the Mediterranean began in the Bronze Age for three reasons. One was you actually just needed a lot of wood to build all those thousand ships. and all the watch fires and all the palisades. The second was that they cleared land at a disastrous rate for pasturage, all those cattle.

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This meant it survived in numerous manuscripts in Byzantium when it was lost to the West for about a thousand years, between about 400 CE and pretty much when the Turks invaded Constantinople in the middle of the 15th century. But thank heavens, enough manuscripts before that happened and they destroyed half the libraries.

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We're facing that now with how much land you need for cattle compared with growing lentils or whatever. And the third reason, and perhaps the most important one, was smelting. The amount of wood you need to make even one piece of bronze armor in terms of the furnaces and the fires is unbelievable.

The Ancients

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So the Iliad is the expression of an age when the Greeks were pushing ever further afield, cutting down ever more forests. Whenever they ran out, they would just move further east, further south, further north, cut down more forests. to feed this, and they believed they were infinite, but they had no knowledge that there were limits to Earth.

The Ancients

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Doesn't excuse it, but I think that the Iliad at a subconscious level is letting us know they knew this was a problem.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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Yes, I think so. I think you have to read it a bit against the grain and you have to, as I say, go for what literary critics call its political unconscious. But it's absolutely there, the amount of the trees of Ida that must have been cut down to keep that war going.

The Ancients

The Iliad

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And it's got this incredibly precious fir tree. There's only a few left. It only grows in that area of the world. And it's called the subspecies. Abies is the fir or pine. But it's called the subspecies Trojan horse by botanists because they assume it was. And the fight for the survival of that forest, which is now only at the very top of the mountain, is on now. So we're still living.

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the aftermath of the rapacious attitude to natural resources that is expressed in this hyper-consumption that's described with glory in the Iliad.

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Well, I think it can actually help us because we will see that these problems have been going on for 3,000 years and more. I think the Anthropocene started with the invention of bronze, of metallurgy. Before metallurgy, you couldn't really do colonial warfare. You can't do siege warfare by blowing darts out of fennel sticks, throwing ceramics. You can't do it. You had to have metal.

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Metal required all that unbelievable amount of wood. It also required obscene working conditions for slaves, including children, in mines. It's kind of the turning point. I think the Iliad is the poem of the moment our decline started.

The Ancients

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So although it's glorious and wonderful and I want everybody to read it, I think we can read it in a new tragic way that might inspire us to go out and fight for our planet. I want us to use the warfare in the Iliad to fight for our planet.

The Ancients

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enough manuscripts had been got out to Italy to mean that they rolled off the printing presses pretty early on in the history of printing. So by around 1550, there were hundreds of printed copies and people were very energetically beginning to translate it, not just into Latin, because then the lingua franca was Latin, but quite early into modern languages.

The Ancients

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And that's why I've written this book and I've dedicated it to my children and all the rest of Generation Z with apologies for the state of the planet, because I am ashamed that I'm 65 years old and I'm handing on

The Ancients

The Iliad

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you know i haven't done more i i really am edith well it's a wonderful book and it's a very very noble cause last but certainly not least the book is called epic of the earth reading homers iliad in the fight for a dying world it's going to be published next month by yale university press and it's a trade book so it is not all that expensive fantastic well edith thank you so much for taking the time to come back on the podcast today thank you very much

The Ancients

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And as soon as that happened, everybody started doing operas and paintings and plays and parodies. And it became once again an absolute staple language. of certainly upper-class education. That's why it's as big as it is. Actually, until quite recently, it wasn't as big as the Odyssey. If you actually think quantitatively, in terms of world culture, there were far more versions of the Odyssey.

The Ancients

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The Odyssey was exported all over the planet by the Jesuits and things like that. The Iliad did not make so much of an impact, but it just had a quite astonishing revival in the 21st century and I think is now absolutely as familiar as the Odyssey for the first time since antiquity.

The Ancients

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Yes, it's an entire encyclopedia of their civilization and values. I think they were written down because of Greek colonization. So not many people really did know them completely off by heart. If you were going off to found, as they were in the Archaic Age, the 8th, 7th, 6th century, to found colonies on the far northern coast of the Black Sea or in Marseilles or in Egypt or

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The Iliad

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you know, all over the Mediterranean Black Sea periphery, then you needed to take your canonical poems with you. I think that that was the spur for them getting written down. So you could take your huge papyrus rolls of the Iliad, the Odyssey, and Hesiod, because they told you everything that you really needed to know. They told you how to do a sacrifice. They told you how to fight the enemy.

The Ancients

The Iliad

441.0

They told you how to arm yourself. They told you how to be a heroic male who was going around intrepidly bonking enemies on foreign shores on the head. They were the cultural encyclopedia. And at Athens, we know that every year at the Panathenae, it's the big all Athenian festival in the summer from the 6th century. They were recited all the way through.

The Ancients

The Iliad

463.836

The Iliad was recited all the way through by teams of bards every summer. It actually takes about three days to do that.

The Ancients

The Iliad

505.198

You take with you this cultural heritage and the Iliad, of course, because it's about a united effort by Greeks, even though the word Greek doesn't occur in it yet. It numerates all these mainland Greek cities and some of the islands that sent forces to Troy. So for an awful lot of Greeks, wherever they went in the world, they could trace their ancestry.

The Ancients

The Iliad

524.926

They believed their own ancestors had been on the Greek side. at Troy. It's an extraordinarily long genealogy that you're taking with you wherever you went.

The Ancients

The Iliad

555.254

I don't. In my head, the pattern is that the story got gradually elaborated. It's in 24 books now, but it's got slightly more than that identifiable individual stories that rather than being three days recitation, you could sing of a particular battle during the war, or you could sing the funeral of Patroclus, or you could sing the row between Achilles and Agamemnon, or you could sing

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The Iliad

582.347

the moment that Achilles meets his mother, Thetis. You can cut it down into individual lays, and I think that's how it was probably performed. It got elaborated and elaborated. I think we're probably talking not tens but hundreds of individual bards. They're called rhapsodes. stitches of song who performed it through the dark ages of Greece.

The Ancients

The Iliad

608.45

For whatever reason, as I said, I think it's got a lot to do with colonization. Somebody put it all together in the mid-18th century. Now, that might have been an individual genius because the structure is wonderful. There's real artistry in how it's been all put together. if you like, the final stitcher, whether he was called Omeros or not, I don't know. It's a very peculiar name.

The Ancients

The Iliad

635.824

It means a hostage. And about 10 different places in ancient Greece claim to be the homeland of Omer. So I don't think we've got any sense of who this individual was, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn that there wasn't a master hand in pushing it all together because it's very aesthetically satisfying.

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The Iliad

668.165

It narrates a 40-day period, and it's syncopated. So we're not talking a convenient day, a book sort of thing. Sometimes you have a sort of 10-day gap. They go out to gather wood on the mountains for nine days for the funeral at the end of Patroclus in book 23. And Priam sends his guys out to the mountains for several days.

The Ancients

The Iliad

690.813

Sometimes, there's a battle that rages across the middle of the poem, which takes up three or four books, just one battle. It doesn't neatly fit into temporal units. It does neatly fit into thematic and dramatically unified individual episodes.

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The Iliad

721.26

So it was sort of 10 years. And I think we're meant to feel this is in about eighth or ninth year. Once Achilles kills Hector, which is of course the climax, the final showdown, like the shootout in a Clint Eastwood movie that you've been waiting. That's in book 22 of 24. Just as in the Odyssey, when Odysseus finally kills all the suitors, it's in book 22 of 24.

The Ancients

The Iliad

747.716

So you've got that sort of whole buildup that is coming. But 40 days is an interesting unit, apart from the number 40, which often is important. A lot of storytelling, you know, it's like knights in the wilderness and that kind of thing. But it allows a real psychological build-up because Achilles is called the Roth of Achilles, really. The first word is Roth.

The Ancients

The Iliad

770.705

Roth, sing me, muse of Achilles, right? It's the 40 days that he was incredibly angry. Yeah. He's first angry with Agamemnon. He's angry with Agamemnon for almost all of that. But then he gets even angrier with Hector because Hector's killed his best friend or lover, however we like to see it, Patroclus. So he actually transfers his anger in Book 90. from Agamemnon to Hector.

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The Iliad

799.271

But once he's killed Hector, we know that his own death is not far off. That is set up for us in his conversations with his mother, the sea goddess Thetis. So it's a kind of dot, dot, dot ending. Also, the very last line is, thus ended the funeral of Hector. Horse-taming is the last word, which immediately makes you think of the wooden horse, that the Trojans will not be horse-tamers for long.

The Ancients

The Iliad

829.588

It very much makes you think of the imminent ending of the war and also the death of Achilles I mean, that's a brilliant structure. So it's not a corny American movie where we've got to be told exactly what happened to everybody. It's left on this ambiguous but very dark funeral note.

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The Iliad

891.411

Yes, but very slight and very late. We don't mention the judgment of Paris, which is what started it all, because he so offended Hera and Athena when he chose Aphrodite.

The Ancients

The Iliad

905.519

Yeah, which meant that he was then allowed to run away with Helen because he chose the most beautiful woman in the world. The judgment of Paris is not mentioned until Book 24, and then only very briefly, right at the end. Paris, we do have Helen in the story. She's a very important character, and we're very aware that Paris and Helen have sex in Book Three.

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The Iliad

927.372

So that thorn in the side of the Greeks, that their beautiful Helen is actually at it inside Troy, is there. But this poem is not very much interested. In the past, for example, we don't hear about the sacrifice of a virgin hire. all those preparations.

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The Iliad

946.771

We do hear about a couple of omens, but it's pretty much in the now and we don't get any real predictions of the future, except just once we're told that the plains of Troy would be completely flattened and obliterated as if nothing had ever been there, which is pretty horrific.

The Ancients

The Iliad

965.882

We hear what the gods and the rivers are going to do after the war to obliterate Troy, but you're very much in the moment. You're in this terrible psychological warfare going on between these, all of them, arrogant, aggressive narcissists, basically, on the Greek side anyway. That's something we could talk about, is how much more pleasant the Trojans are.

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The Iliad

997.799

Yes, because his fleets are becalmed by Artemis. For reasons, I mean, none of this is in the Iliad and it's explained differently. So in order to get the winds to sail for Troy, he had to sacrifice his daughter, Iphigenia. That sets up, you know, the audience of the Iliad knows that when Agamemnon gets home, he's for it. His wife's going to kill him, but none of that is in the poem.

The Ancients

Atlantis

1008.453

Yes, it's run by despotic monarchs with full power. But there's problems because there tend to be families with more than one boy. So we've already got inbuilt conflict, what the Greeks called stasis. You know, you've got a quarrelsome royal family running it. And the real problem comes after a while when they invent sea power. This is the crucial thing. Oh, they invent it. Okay, yeah.

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Atlantis

1033.226

They invent sea power. They invent the very first navy in the world. And there's a big description of it and how these huge, great triremes could go up and down all the channels. And this leads to growing decadence because they start trading with other nations, which makes them more greedy for money. And this is part of what leads to their moral downfall.

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Atlantis

1163.803

Yes, they start taking over other places, just as the Athenian democracy had. They take over places from Tuscany to Egypt, and they're expanding. And here, I think that Plato is drawing actually on the Athenians' experience, not only of their own empire, but of the great Persian empire. There's a certain amount of Persia in these Atlanteans.

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Atlantis

1186.48

Also Phoenicians, because the Phoenicians were the great ancient sea power. So we sort of pick and choose from different colourful, what the Greeks called barbarian, that is non-Greek, ancient cultures that were actually older than the Greeks. And the Egypt thing is in there because we actually get the source is Egyptian. So there's plenty of ways of imagining these gaudy, quite barbarous people.

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Atlantis

1210.114

At first, their island is just a natural utopia. It's full of beautiful natural blessings like timber and flora and fauna. And it's got food in abundance, which when we come on to the ancient Athens, it didn't have. So they were actually lucky. He's implying they didn't need to build an empire. They had everything that they needed.

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Atlantis

1256.314

I absolutely do. And it's because they invent the sea power and the Greeks acknowledge that the first great sea power was not the Greeks, it was the Phoenicians. And they freely admitted they'd learned an awful lot about shipbuilding and how to run a navy from the Phoenicians.

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Atlantis

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But any one-to-one correspondence fails because ultimately, I think what the Atlanteans are doing is representing what the Athenians became under the democracy. Plato splits his vision of Athens in two, and he puts one half of it in the idealized ancient Athens, primordial Athens of 9,000 years before, and one half of it in the Atlanteans.

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Atlantis

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But by doing that, he's sort of implying that somehow the Athenians had become more like these wicked barbarian nations. So no one-to-one correspondence really works. And I'm actually really the first scholar to have absolutely insisted on this. The most important article ever written was by a French scholar of considerable fame called Pierre Vidal-Nacquet.

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Atlantis

1315.217

And he's the one who said, this isn't me at all. This is the first work of historical fiction. But you still find, despite people saying, yes, that's the case, they tend to try to say, you know, the Atlanteans are Phoenicians or the Atlanteans are Persians or very often because of the cataclysm. They are the Minoans or Mycenaeans. This has been a very, very popular explanation.

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Atlantis

1339.385

So classical Greeks know that the Bronze Age civilizations of Mycenae and Crete had gone under. They'd been destroyed. The Greeks had entered a dark age. They'd lost writing. Their mode of production had actually regressed rather than progressed. In the case of Crete, it was very much regressed. know that there had been some kind of terrible flood. So there's a bit of that in it as well.

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Atlantis

1365.064

The Atlanteans are a conglomerate of lots of different earlier civilizations. And what I do is insist that no one will work. This is Plato imagining the most glamorous but decadent possible primordial civilization that was destroyed. And he's using every kind of other civilization he can to color that in.

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Atlantis

1404.554

Well, the story is that the Atlanteans' empire grows ever bigger and eventually the proud and noble race of Athenians decides to stand up against them. They're not going to become part of that empire. So there we very much have resonances of the Persian war story. Noble Greeks standing up against vastly larger forces from abroad and the huge navy as well as a huge army.

The Ancients

Atlantis

1429.548

And they come into conflict. But in fact, the gods before the Atlanteans can take over the Athenians, decide to destroy the entire civilization and submerge it.

The Ancients

Atlantis

1454.384

Because of its own doing. And this is traced to this human strand from the original founding heroine that Poseidon had impregnated. They've got this bit of humanity in them, whereas the Athenians are rather mysteriously assumed to have somehow sprung from the soil, not through an act of sexual intercourse. They're kind of divinely created from the soil of Athens.

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Atlantis

1478.241

So the origins of these two different races ultimately help to explain why one survives and the other doesn't. One is simply more divine and less morally corrupt.

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Atlantis

1507.659

Yes, the ruination of Athens as imperial power was a result of the Peloponnesian War. The Peloponnesian War was a very, very long war. It went on from 431 BC to 405-404. And after it, which is when Plato's actually writing... The Athenian Empire, which was run by its navy, never really got to be as important again.

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Atlantis

1532.373

So what he's doing is sort of blaming the decadence of his city on the supremacy given to the navy. Because most importantly, the navy in Athens was centered in Piraeus, still is. And Aristotle tells us that by far the most radical democrats weren't Piraeus. They were poor, free men who had to earn their living by rowing, both in the military, the naval force, and in the merchant navy.

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Atlantis

1559.184

They had to go around all the islands, rowing around all the islands to collect the tribute and put people down when they rebelled against the Athenian empire. Plato very particularly identifies the naval element in Athenian imperialism as a the cause of its downfall. In the entire Republic, when he's building Calipolis, Calipolis has no navy. It's not to be given a navy. It must not have a navy.

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Atlantis

1582.456

There's only one discussion of the navy in the entire Republic, and that is the analogy of the ship of Thor's, which is where the democratic sailors of Daedra mutiny against, you know, the wise captain. That's the only example under another platonic text, which is even later, the laws, where some old sages actually plan a real city, slightly different.

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Atlantis

1605.609

They draw up the constitution for a proposed new city in Crete. It is to be set more than 25 miles inland to ensure it will never, ever have a navy. So we've actually got, I think, a real anti-navy obsession there.

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Atlantis

1618.095

The other association, the Piraeus, is where the tyrants who took over Athens in 404, some Athenian tyrants at the end of the war, took it over and for a while managed to completely subvert the democracy. They installed a very different political regime. When they were finally killed by the rebellious Democrats, it was in Piraeus. So there's lots and lots of layers of this.

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Atlantis

1641.218

He absolutely hated, and here's a word for your audience, thalasocracy. The Greek for sea is thalassa, and a thalasocracy is an empire that asserts its rule through sea power. And Thucydides tells us that the very first thalasocracy was actually Minos' in Crete. That's the society that got wiped out by cataclysm. And the thalasocracy of the Atlanteans gets wiped out

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Atlantis

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And Plato is writing at a time when I guess he's very worried that Athens might become a thalassocracy again.

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Atlantis

1706.96

Well, he doesn't address that practical problem. How are we going to make Athens a non-thalassocracy? Given the shortage of resources in the land of Attica, which is quite barren, they simply couldn't fit. That's why they invaded Sicily. The greatest disaster that lay behind their eventual loss of the war was the 413 catastrophic attempt to annex Sicily.

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Atlantis

1728.749

which is hard to believe now because it's so hot and dry, but was an incredible bread basket. The Romans knew that. They had these huge latifundia in the central plains of Sicily behind the mountains. You know, these are the bread baskets. That's why they went there. That's why they needed to go to Egypt all the time for various different things to eat.

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Atlantis

1747.606

And absolutely, that's why the Black Sea became so important. So Plato doesn't address this, which might be a good moment to move on to his description through Critias of the Aboriginal Athenian society.

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Atlantis

1760.254

He actually says that there's been a very great deal of land erosion. Athens used to be much further from the sea, right? The peripheral coastlines have contracted and contracted and contracted. We used to be an agrarian inland country. There is some truth in that, that is environmental degradation, the coasts of Greece, but nothing like what he's saying.

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Atlantis

1783.644

And so his original Athens, it's emphatically mountain men who work very hard, unlike the Atlanteans, but in a noble way. It's noble labour and eat a living with their goats and their flocks and their harvests. from they are self-sufficient, they have enough because A, they've got more land, hasn't been eroded, and B, they work very hard.

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Atlantis

1806.237

Even more important, most of us know the famous myth of the battle over Athens between Athena and Poseidon. Now, Plato completely rewrites that. He has Attica founded by Athena and Hephaestus. He deletes Poseidon altogether. Poseidon goes off. That's why he goes off and found Atlantis. He's not in the myth. So he says, basically, that we should never have had Poseidon as the other god of Athens.

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Atlantis

1831.9

Poseidon is the great god of the navy. There's a wonderful passage in Aristophanes' Nights, which is actually a love song of the Athenian navy. That poem, that play is all about a huge number of passages directly designed for the seamen in the audience. And we have this extraordinary hymn almost implying that Poseidon's more important than Athena at Athens as god of sea power. Oh, no.

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Atlantis

1854.638

The original Athens has nothing to do with Poseidon whatsoever. It's the craft god Hephaestus because he's clever and he's skillful and he's good at making plows and Athena. So the deletion of Poseidon from the history of Athens really says it all. Music

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Atlantis

1936.129

I don't know the answer to that. And I'm one of the greatest sceptics about accounts of Plato in visiting Dionysius, the great tyrant of Syracuse. And we don't know how the dates work in terms of his visits.

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Atlantis

1949.399

But many scholars do talk about that and say that actually the rather tyrannical and indeed well-equipped with navy power that was Syracuse is yet another ingredient in the portrait of the Atlanteans.

The Ancients

Atlantis

1980.876

It does start to be referred to by others almost immediately afterwards and captured imagination up to a point of the philosophical schools. But really, it's the Renaissance that seizes on it. It becomes extremely popular as soon as Plato is rediscovered because people like to paint it. We've got an incredible number of visual images 500 years before Disney of how this

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Atlantis

2006.986

And of course, it got linked in with Christian stories of Judeo-Christian stories of humans being wiped out by floods because of their wickedness. It resonated with the story of Noah and the flood, the Deucalion and Pyrrha story, the other flood. Sodom and Gomorrah a bit maybe as well. Absolutely.

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Atlantis

2026.587

So apocalyptic punishment for decadence and overextending your empires, that resonates very profoundly, which allowed it to be one of the stories from pagan antiquity that were assimilated very easily to Christian morality. And that sort of continued, I suppose, in terms of its acceptability. And that was further ramified by the excavations at Pompeii. Now, that wasn't flood, that was volcanoes.

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Atlantis

2053.888

But, you know, Pompeii was first dug up much, much earlier in the Renaissance. A few workmen dug up a few completely obscene images and hastily covered them up. Yes, the secret cabinet, yes. They thought it was devil's work. I mean, they at that time thought that the devil had left these sort of huge fallacies.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2072.007

But when it was properly dug up, which was the 18th century, the idea and then Pliny is read, the account of the volcano and the excavations at Pompeii do indeed show an extraordinarily lively mercantile society, thoroughly hybrid, ethnically mixed. with a lot of pleasure going on, you know, bordellos and theatre, rude graffiti, murals showing really quite extraordinarily rude sexual things.

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Atlantis

2099.066

As you say, the secret museum in Naples, they were kept under lock and key for a very long time, the more obscene images. So Pompeii became yet another example. And of course, today, apocalyptic fiction of one kind or another has never been more popular. I've heard of the term apocalypse porn. There's a whole sub-genre out there.

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Atlantis

2118.679

I've heard of a whole sub, there's a whole sub genres out there often set in the future, you know, after whatever we humans do to the planet, we're going to have flood and fire then endless TV shows with the premise of there are just a few survivors. Atlantis sort of underlies far more stories than those just about Atlantis.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2170.217

Oh, it's right there in the Renaissance when people start reading Plato. People try to find it. And that, of course, is the great age of the first great European colonisation of the Americas and India for the sort of 15th century onwards. So wherever they went, they were trying to find Atlantis. The literalist reading of Plato. I don't think they understood it as fiction at all.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2189.046

I think quite the opposite. I think that's a fairly recent academic proposition as we come to understand Plato's politics more. I mean, Atlantis has been discovered, you know, in the Dogger Bank.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2205.971

I haven't done this research, but some other people have. It's been found in absolutely everywhere in the world that our ships have sailed. People have said this. And of course, there are all over the Mediterranean. There are submerged cities. Parts of northern Egypt fell off.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2219.137

There was a great British museum exhibition lately of incredible finds of the north coast of Egypt, of bits of land fall off, water levels rise, cities get submerged. So you could actually sometimes find real cities that you can say must have been Atlantis. A lot of people say it's the Canary Islands, that there were other canaries because of their geographical position.

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Atlantis

2240.586

I mean, it's quite a game if you're a traveller. Ask anybody, wherever you go in the world. And once people actually got to the Australasian region, Tasmania, I mean, you name it, it's been Atlantis.

The Ancients

Atlantis

2266.236

Exactly. So I would actually say that what I'm saying is by far the minority view. If you're talking about popular opinion, most people want to believe it and they want to have the mystery, just like they want to find Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster.

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Atlantis

2295.708

Thank you. I've loved it.

The Ancients

Atlantis

239.662

Thank you so much. It's a delight for me as well.

The Ancients

Atlantis

253.7

Yes, Atlantis is one of the few words from antiquity that is very generally recognised on the street, along with Aesop and Odysseus, and just possibly, if you're lucky, sort of Medea or Troy. It's something that everybody knows about. Anything that's actually been Disney-fied, of course, enters an international, global, popular culture dimension that we would love all of classics to have.

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Atlantis

281.894

Probably at the moment only rivaled by gladiators.

The Ancients

Atlantis

292.158

No. The story of Atlantis is incredibly important culturally, not just because people love it so much, but because it's the first ever work of historical fiction. So it's the founding text of a genre that we all love. It is immensely popular internationally.

The Ancients

Atlantis

308.905

that has countless examples just in the classical world of some of the greatest novels about Pompeii, all the novels about Roman emperors, I Claudius. It's the founding text of that entire genre, but it's by a philosopher called Plato. There are strands of truth in it, in that the ancient Greeks and Romans were acquainted with tsunamis.

The Ancients

Atlantis

332.305

They were acquainted with catastrophic, apocalyptic wipings out of civilizations. So the general kind of backstory that a whole culture can get wiped out by a natural disaster draws on reality. But this specific story is absolutely fiction. And it was fiction designed for a very particular purpose at a very particular time.

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Atlantis

369.65

There's no trace of Atlantis before two dialogues by Plato that fit together, which are the Timaeus and the Critias. These are composed in the first third of the fourth century BC. So nearly two and a half thousand years ago. But they set the story at least 9000 years prior to that. These are guys...

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Atlantis

391.437

Two and a half thousand years ago, imagining what happened actually for us 11 and a half thousand years ago.

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Atlantis

412.332

Athens is not just a philosophical hub, it's actually coming into its own as the philosophical hub. In the fifth century, Socrates, who was Plato's teacher, was more of a sort of freelance guy. He didn't have a particular university or institution. He would go around harassing people with his philosophical dialogues and interviews in public spaces like Market Square and the gymnasium.

The Ancients

Atlantis

434.665

His student Plato founded the first, what, we would recognise as a university. Although it did no science, it was only humanities and maths for the academy at some point in the very early 4th century BC. So this is a community of like-minded people, people who were rich enough and intellectually enough to want to spend their time discussing philosophical ideas.

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Atlantis

459.332

And these dialogues almost certainly result from actual lecture courses that he gave, or at least seminars, discussions in the academy, and the philosophical history, the history of ancient philosophies really kicks off at the academy. It's actually eclipsed, in my view, by the Lyceum of Aristotle.

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Atlantis

479.964

Aristotle is one of Plato's students, and he finds the Lyceum, and that's bigger and better for several reasons, one of which is that it did science material science, physics, biology, zoology, cosmology, as well as philosophy, the humanities subjects.

The Ancients

Atlantis

494.955

So we're just at the dawn, actually, of the ancient schools of philosophy, which were to go on for another 900 years until the schools were closed down by the Christian emperors.

The Ancients

Atlantis

522.588

These two dialogues form a pair, but they're also direct sequels to Plato's greatest work, The Republic. Now, The Republic is a dialogue set in the very late 5th century, and it discusses, basically, from a theoretical point of view, what would the ideal constitution of a city look like if you're a Platonic philosopher? What would it look like?

The Ancients

Atlantis

547.876

It's idealistic, it's a conjectural, it's hypothetical. The next day, we're told, some of the guys who were present at that dialogue and some who weren't met up for another day of festival, because this all takes place during a great Athenian festival, and decided what they needed to do on the suggestion of Socrates is think harder about this place.

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Atlantis

570.106

This is called Kallipolis, which means the beautiful city, which so far in the discussion in the Republic has only existed as a hypothesis. We're going to try and see whether we can give a real concrete example of it.

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Atlantis

582.636

And it turns out that Critias, who's one of the guys at this general symposium, knows a story of a real Kallipolis that existed all these thousand years ago, 98,000 years ago before that. And he says, well, actually, we don't need to be hypothetical anymore because I was told a story about a real place that existed.

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Atlantis

601.756

And that was actually Athens of 9000 years ago before it got corrupted the way it is now. So we don't need a virtual city. We've got an example of a real Kallipolis. And it was our own city before it went bad. And because it's Plato, bad means democratic, run by unruly sailors, right?

The Ancients

Atlantis

621.877

Lots of blending of classes, lots of rowdy behaviour, lots of exciting theatrical culture, lots of law court litigation, all the things that made actually democratic Athens, in my view, the great place it was. Socrates has said he wants to outlaw, he wants a much more conservative, agrarian, very rigid class structure society in his hypothetical one in the Republic.

The Ancients

Atlantis

644.945

And lo and behold, Critias comes up with an account of such things. a conservative, class-bound, rigid, agrarian, non-democratic, he thinks, ideal city-state, which was what Athens was. So in a way, you've got a strange hypothetical future meeting an actual, allegedly, materially historical past. So that's the conceit.

The Ancients

Atlantis

667.755

But what Plato does very cleverly is actually cast, while he's letting Critiasse Most of it's in the Critias. Timaeus kicks it off, but the full detailed account that comes down in all our novels, all our fictions, all our movies of Callipolis and its rival, Atlantis, which is not Athenian. It's the complete opposite of Athens. It's a sea-going place which gets destroyed because it's sinful.

The Ancients

Atlantis

693.277

We've got these two historical rivals in a long-ago war supposedly in a very traditional old narrative that Critias has got access to. But we can go on to talk about just how Plato complicates that because he does cleverly point out how unreliable memories are going to be over 9,000 years.

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Atlantis

723.052

Critias says that he had heard it from his grandfather, also named Critias, so that would be a man born in the much earlier 5th century. And this grandfather had heard it from his father, and his grandfather was 90 when he told it to the grandson. And he then says... Critias describes how he encountered the narrative.

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Atlantis

746.988

So he says a speech was once made by Solon, who's many generations ago ruler of Athens. Solon's relative, Dropedes. And Dropedes was Critias' great-grandfather. So the grandfather then told it to Critias, who's now telling it to Socrates. Ha! So we've got it back to Solon via four or five hands in this family. All right. Critias is already six in the train.

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Atlantis

772.764

But the trouble is that Solon said he'd got it off a priest in Egypt. OK, so we're now hearing it from Plato. So we are actually ninth in the chain from the original source, which is an Egyptian priest, at least 200 years before the date of the dialogue where it's said. So why does Plato bother to complicate all that?

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I think he's actually shouting to us, people tell stories that are completely unreliable and elaborated over many generations, while also wanting us to enjoy it. So it's a very peculiar way of setting up what's purportedly truth.

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The fact that I even have trouble remembering the detail in Plato's dialogue of these many hands is an example of how memory doesn't work when you're reporting it. This is always, Plato is such a clever writer. He's shouting at us all, this is an unreliable, orally transmitted account, but I'm still going to let you have it anyway.

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So I think if we read these texts properly, Plato's admitting that it's as good as fiction.

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Oh, yes, it's beautiful. Listen, and it creates it very visually in your mind. Atlantis is founded basically by the god Poseidon. And Poseidon goes to these islands and these islands lie beyond the pillars of Hercules. So somewhere in the Eastern Atlantic, but these islands stretch from Egypt and sort of Spain and France. Okay. So these islands in the Eastern Atlantic, it's called Atlantis.

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And Poseidon goes in and decides to actually set up people that, you know, it's not a proper community. It's not a proper civilization. And he goes in And he actually changes the whole geological constitution by creating this central island. And that is then surrounded by concentric marine canals. So if you can imagine a sort of circular island...

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and then several alternating canals, which are just concentric rings and more blocks of land. And he creates all these places and puts bridges over them. And the reason why he wanted it like that was that he'd fallen in love with a human woman. This is very important because the Athenians are not descended from an actual sex act with a human.

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There's a half-human element in the Atlanteans, which actually, when we go on to the ideal Athenians, doesn't quite share anything.

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But Plato gives us, and I can only really recommend reading it, the most extraordinarily beautiful, and this is why people love it and why cartoon artists love it, detailed description of all these, especially the city centre island, which has temples carved with the most beautiful coloured murals, with incredible layers of incrustation of jewels and sanctuaries and statues.

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I mean, it's meant to be slightly over-opulent. That's going to be part of the point that these people were gaudy and too interested in material consumption and they were flashy and they were a bit vulgar and they liked spectacle. All the things that actually Plato accuses his contemporary Athenians of, just loving spectacle. But it's a beautiful, beautiful read.

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And that's really, I think, that and the actual cataclysm.

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Hi, I'm absolutely thrilled to be here, though I would dispute that Aristotle's actually dead to me because I dream about him almost every night.

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He was, to my mind, a rather boring mathematician and nobody's ever heard of him, but he was also related to Plato. Oh, nepotism.

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Partly nepotism, but I suspect it was much more envy that all the other people at the academy just couldn't stand the fact that this guy so outclassed them that instead of saying, great, we make him in charge and we're in his slipstream and we can all benefit, it's bye-bye Aristotle.

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Yeah. Okay. And off he goes to Assos, which is where? It's absolutely stunning. It's on the western coast of Turkey, but further down. And it's all, the nearest island is Lesbos. So as you can see, it's about sort of halfway down. And he's invited by a guy called Hermias. Yes. Who is a former slave who's now ended up as king. That's what they say. There's been some sort of coup.

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He may have committed murder. He may have murdered the tyrant. He's become... King or tyrant, which means somebody who's come into monarchical power, but not through hereditary. Yeah. And he invites Aristotle over, apparently, to help him write a constitution.

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It's either Hermias' daughter or his adopted daughter or possibly his niece. But anyway, it's a posh woman in his court. Called Pythias. Called Pythias. Yeah. What's that mean? Well, it means like the sort of big snake at Delphi. The python. Yeah. But that's okay. Sort of snakey lady. Snakey lady. What should we call our daughter? Snake lady.

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Well, it's possible, but it's also possible that she actually died in childbirth.

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In which case it would have been very natural to call the little girl Pythias. Oh, that's sad. Oh, right, so we don't know? We don't really know.

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It's interesting what we know and don't know.

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He does refer, though, to people who send babies out to wet nurses quite often.

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Very much so. There are three big cities. The biggest is Mytilene. And it's a place of great culture. It's deeply cultured. Right. Very ancient. It's had the poet Sappho. It's had another very famous poet called Alcaeus. It's already in the Iliad as the land of fair women. Also got the most extraordinary natural world.

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I mean, it's got, botanists today will say, it's got outstanding amount of really interesting plants that don't exist anywhere else. And it's got this massive lagoon, which is a lake, which is mainly freshwater, but it actually blurs into saltwater and meets the sea. And it had such an amazing amount of interesting creatures living in it that Aristotle said, I know what I want to be now.

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I'm going to be a marine zoologist. Did he invent that? Yeah. Wow.

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You know, the original Addams Family movie, not the TV series, they have a pet octopus. Yeah. Because it's a cephalopod. Do you know what they call it? Aristotle. Yeah.

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I don't think so. The fact is he got a very good friend, either already had or more likely made. But there was this young guy, he was 17 years younger than him, so about 20, called Theo Fraster, who means speaks like a god. And he is a lesbian. He lives on Lesbos. Stop it. Right. I'm just mirroring what you're saying. He's obsessed with plants.

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And I think they quite literally decided over whatever the ancient ouzo was to invent zoology and botany together. And I think he's probably living off theophrastus' hospitality. But what I really admire is for all he knew, he was going to be stuck on that island as a poor relation, as it were, forever. Right. And he says, OK, if I'm going to be stuck on this island, what's this island got?

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I will devote my life to inventing Zoology. Do you see what I mean?

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No, if life gives you lemon.

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back then there was so much nothing had been described when you invent something but he also invents environmental thinking one of the things he sees or doesn't see in the lagoon he says there used to be a thing called a red scallop the fishermen have told me he talked to all the people who really knew the fishermen have told me but overfishing has killed it. It is extinct. Yeah, oh wow.

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He actually says that. That's the first reference in world literature to human industrial farming or anything actually killing off a species.

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So he's now actually quite big in green circles.

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Two men, a baby, and a hundred octopuses. Yeah.

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I suspect he got a letter from one of Alexander's lieutenants who had indeed seen elephant bending in India. So he believes that women have fewer teeth than men. But the point about that one is that it's a result of doing some empirical studies and drawing false inference from them. So I know because I've given birth to two children and breastfed two children and I have lost two teeth.

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So if you look into the mouth of a woman, you know, who had four children, which most women will have done in ancient Greece, they will have all lost one tooth for each child, because you do. And he'll have counted fewer if he did a test case of 30 women, and they all had four fewer teeth than men. That is actually a perfectly valid inference from an empirical survey.

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Well, you didn't have women at dinner parties. Yeah. The symposium. The symposium. But he would have looked in any woman who was prepared to open her mouth. Yeah. And show him.

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And I think it may even be the same with eels because I don't know an awful lot about eels and reproduction. But I suspect he got a tank and watched them for many hours because we know, for example, he sat looking at a chicken's egg for 20 days or something to see what happened to it.

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He will have watched those eels and never actually seen them copulate or something. And therefore inferred. So I'm not, I think laughing at him is wrong because he was drawing sometimes false inferences from studious empirical observation.

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And not everybody's prepared to watch a tank full of eels for several days.

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You can tell that from his work on volcanoes. He builds up a relational database, which is no mean feat on ancient papyrus.

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When he gets the gig and decides to go, that's how it's always put in his biographies. We don't know any more about it. I would say when you get a letter from Philip, the greatest murderer the Greek world has ever known of Macedon, you don't sit around saying, I don't think I feel like that because you might be dead the next day.

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Also, it did mean money, money, money, money, money. And I think Aristotle already always had his eye on the long game, which was to found a university to completely outclass the academy.

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Must have been incredibly difficult.

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Well, he would have definitely taught him ethics, politics and rhetoric. This is a sort of curriculum, how to behave.

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How to govern your country and how to speak in public. Yes, this has been the basis of it. But we simply don't know. And everything that Aristotle wrote after... Alexander went east, Philip died, and Alexander went east. And Aristotle went straight back to Athens and founded the Lyceum. Everything he wrote after, he never really talks about Macedonia.

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He does talk about things like really evil, very rich people. Or what happens in tyrants' households. You know, that kind of thing. But he doesn't put names to it, usually.

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No, because Alexander the Great we know even less about than Aristotle. All the sources are so late. And myths were being made because he died out there. He never came back. He crossed the Hellespont and never came back. He liked being on campaign with all his male mates and drinking himself stupid. I mean, he did. And I think that's one thing Oliver Stone got over quite well in that movie.

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He liked that life. He never wanted to come back and be a responsible ruler.

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I completely get it. He didn't want to go back to all those old rivalries. But that's called the Lyceum. And because Theophrastus was natural science and he did it with Theophrastus. So he brings Theophrastus with him. Utterly loyal to Theophrastus, yes. They do it together.

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Well, not as a returning hero, I don't think, but as a perfectly welcome resident alien. He never got citizenship. Never, really? But I think he got loads of money. I have to say this. I think he was very sensible that he will have been paid extremely well. Being with Philip of Macedon's court. So he took that money and ran and stayed alive and ran. And then put some money into the school.

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One of the things that he did was lecture to the public in the afternoons. Hmm. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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Aristotle actually had a really very boringly sort of normal personal life. So he's a GP's son. He's the son of the GP in a little town called Stagira, which means the dripping place, because it's high up on a cliff where the waters drip down into the sea. I've been there. This is not Macedonia. This was a free, independent city-state in northeastern Greece. And dad's called... Nicomachus.

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Yeah, Greek names are something else. I mean, they really are. I mean, Aristotle means the best goal, which isn't a bad name for him. You know, the best goal in life, your best telos. Best purpose.

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Well, Pythagoras himself left so little. We have actually, almost everything I've said, 80% of it is out of his own works. So this is solid testimony.

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And I've also been to all of those places where he lived. And I've been to Lesbos, I've been to Assos, I've been to Stagra.

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Actually, no, it was my 16-year-old daughter who made the movie that you can find on YouTube.

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It's such a read, isn't it?

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It's a very good one to start kids off on as well. Great. It's a lot of narrative and description. It's not too full of logistical syllogisms. Yeah.

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The one thing that most people have heard about Aristotle was that Monty Python wrote a philosopher's song in which they quoted him. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram. René Descartes was a drunken fart. I drink, therefore I am.

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That may be the only thing you know about Aristotle, that he was indeed a bugger for the bottle. What I want to tell you, though, is that Monty Python can be completely plagiaristic. The history of Aristotle bottle songs goes all the way back to 1652. I have done this research and there is a tavern song by one John Hilton that was sung in 1652.

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So actually, it's a really dodgy moment because, you know, Oliver Cromwell's running the place and spoiling fun. But he says, come away, come away to the tavern, I say. Leave your prittle prattle, fill us a bottle. You're not so wise as Aristotle. Yeah. What you probably don't know either is that Cockney slang for an arse, a back end, is an aris.

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And the reason for this is extremely complicated because originally bottle and glass is the passing for arse. That goes to just bottle is your arse. But because bottle rhymes with Aristotle, Aristotle ends up as arse and it just ends up as aris.

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So there we go. 1652 they were doing that pun on bottle.

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There is no other modern language in which Aristotle rhymes with anything to do with alcohol, except English. It's something to be proud of. In the Greek pronunciation, is it Aristotle? Aristoteles. Aristoteles now.

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But telis does not rhyme with bucala.

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He is very, very real. He's extremely real, even though just lately some of his works have been banned in China and some of the Chinese internet started saying he wasn't real. But, you know, take it from me, not the Chinese internet. Yeah. So his mother was called Festus and he seems to have been very fond of her. So he has a comfortable, idyllic childhood in this very small, beautiful town.

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So he has this nice childhood, but very sadly, his parents died when he was about 13. Both of them, we don't quite know why. And then between 13 and 17, there are various different stories. But I think the true story is that his older sister... had married a very nice and very rich guy who lived actually in what's now northwest Turkey, because that was all Greek, near Troy.

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You know, in the ancient world, lots of people lost their parents young. People died younger for all kinds of reasons. And he actually really landed on his feet.

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It certainly is not. The Greek world is basically all around the Black Sea, all down the west coast of Turkey, half of Lebanon, the Levantine coast, North Africa, Egypt, all the way over to Libya and Tunis, and then all the way around to Spain. The Greeks never liked going far inland until Alexander. They liked to live within 25 miles of the sea, wherever they were, and go everywhere by ship.

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He's on a cusp between what we call classical Athenian democratic Athens. So that's the Parthenon, it's Pericles, it's the Peloponnesian War and the Persian Wars. And then because he teaches Alexander... the new, what we call the Hellenistic world, which is after the Macedonian takeover of the Persian Empire. So the Greeks are then running everything all the way to the Hindu Kush.

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You went to the gymnasium. You went to the gymnasium and you did all the things that you do in track and field at the Olympics. I was going to say, because if his name's a great goal, then... You run around, you throw spears, javelins, discuses. He seems to know an awful lot about horses. I think he knew a lot about horses, so I suspect that he was quite a good chariot driver.

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There's usually an empirical explanation for why he came up with this theory, at least.

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Yeah, that particular piece of evidence is a really, really dodgy source. As we're always having with these ancient guys, there was huge biographical tradition and people who didn't like his particular school of philosophy, so like the Stoics or, you know, a rival school of philosophy would create malicious rumours. There is a rumour that he tried...

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national military service and didn't really like it. And so he decided that he was the nerdy intellectual one that had to be packed off to university to study stuff. But actually, he's got huge respect for athletics and health and training in all of his works. I suspect that it was just he was very good at athletics, but even better.

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Otherwise, he would undoubtedly have become the general practitioner in Stegra because these things were hereditary. Right. And in fact, his father came from generations and generations of doctors to the extent that he's supposed to be descended from Macaon, who is a mythical doctor in the Iliad, who was, you know, the son of Asclepius, the actual god of medicine. Oh, really? Yes.

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So if you were a practicing doctor, you would hang out on your window, you know, great-grandson of Asclepius. I mean... Obviously, if you're a blacksmith, you put great-grandson of Hephaestus, you know, direct descent. This was part of the marketing spiel. Wow.

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Either his sister or his brother-in-law just got so fed up with this boy going on and on about, you know, saying, do I know I'm really here? Do we exist at supper?

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So they say, OK, we got money. What's the best university in the world? Oh, we know. It's Plato's Academy in Athens. Send him off at 17.

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Well, they became buddies. I think Aristotle was his star pupil. There's some very interesting bits, though, in Plato's Republic. He actually throws down this challenge. He says, right, I'm going to ban all poets and artists and theatre people from my republic. But anybody out there who thinks that they ought to be in there, why don't you write a prose treatise?

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And because Aristotle later wrote the Poetics, which is a prose treatise defending the art, you actually can quite often almost hear him talking to the brightest boy. You know, the little boy who's stretching his arm up really, really high. I know the answer. I know the answer. Sir, sir, sir, I know, I know. Exactly. So you do quite often get that sense that Plato's talking directly to him.

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Would he have been young?

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Yes, he would have been young to go there at 17.

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Just The Brain. Where's The Brain today? It's awfully quiet. He stayed on and became a teacher. You know, because he stayed there for 20 whole years before Plato died. I think he was perfectly happy there with, you know, the old boy. He got the old boy there, but he gradually became more and more important.

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Well, he studies lots of things that Plato really wouldn't have approved of. I mean, I think that's the really important thing. So Plato's academy did not study natural science. at all. Oh, really? No, no, no. I think Aristotle's out there sort of picking up mushrooms and stones and sort of measuring plants and trees and doing all kinds of things which Plato wouldn't particularly have approved of.

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Because Plato's just hardcore theory. Well, it's the three great branches of philosophy as they were then, which are ethics, how should I live? Epistemology, how do I know things? And ontology, what is existence, right? So it's hardcore philosophy. He liked maths, yeah, all theoretical. But things like natural science, Socrates had played around with in his youth, but had given up.

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And there is no sign that Plato was interested in it at all. How interesting. Yeah. So I think Aristotle's this sort of sneaky. He's basically country boy. You know, he's from northern Greece. He's like, I don't know, coming down from the highlands of Scotland to London. And he really needs to go out and sniff some heather and shoot some grouse or something.

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No, he didn't think it had souls. He didn't think it had souls. That's much more Pythagorean, actually. Okay, right. But he did think it was life. And actually, a lot of his really, really important thinking about what is it to be human, what is an anthropos, a human, is that I share this with plant life, but they don't share consciousness and language.

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Or I share this with animal life, but they don't share the ability to deliberate. So he starts from all of life, a living thing, a zoan, like our word zoo, and then he gradually refines and refines and refines what's different about the human animal.

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We've lost Book Two of the Poetics. How did we lose it? Where did it go? I just basically think we lost most of the stuff we lost because Byzantine monks didn't like it. Oh, you think trashed. We've lost almost all of Sappho because various Christian bishops said we don't want any of that lesbian pornography. Right. That kind of thing.

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I suspect there was an awful lot that wasn't really appropriate to the Greek Orthodox Church in Aristotle. On company. Yeah. So I don't know what was in it. I have read everything that Aristotle wrote in his surviving works about humour. And so I'm sad to say that he says that... We've all got to be humorous. We've got to be a good person is going to be humorous.

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But he says that there are two extremes. You can be a sullen person who never laughs at anything. Don't do that. You can be a buffoon who makes really crude jokes and is always making jokes and messing around and larking around and won't have a serious conversation. He says there is a mean, which is just to be appropriately witty. And that isn't very promising. Yeah. Yes, Dan, appropriate wit.

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I think he thought he was an appropriate wit. And he does sometimes tell some slightly dry anecdotes. So the one I like best is when he's talking about weird ways of predicting the weather, weather forecasting.

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So he talks about a guy who lived in Byzantium who kept pet hedgehogs and used to tell in Byzantium, which is now Istanbul, and he could tell what was going to happen to the weather depending on what direction his hedgehogs were walking in. And Aristotle does find that funny.

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Yeah, she was starting to make the church nervous, right? Women with too much authority and too much pull, for one thing, made ecclesiastical powers nervous. But just in general, visions were looked at with suspicion more and more. They could be coming from the devil, especially when they involve such bodily things. Sorts of visions.

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Yeah, she is there to, I guess, help out Benedetta, make sure that she's brought back to Earth after her visions, that her body is cared for. If her heart's removed for three days, somebody has to take care of what's left behind.

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Wow. Yes. She is a devoted companion. Not only does she confirm to this inquiry board, to the provost of Pesce, that Benedetta did indeed exist three days without a heart while this exchange with Jesus was going on, but that she herself pushed it back into Benedetta's body.

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And we even come up with our own criminal nicknames. Cunning Crone. Luce the Noose. Luta Lucy and Robber Roz.

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Benedetta dies, but then she comes back to life. Whoa. So 1621, she's dead. And then Father Paolo Ricordate commanded her in a loud voice to arise. And she did.

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Our guest detective team is expanding too. This season, we're joined by broadcasters, barristers, authors, activists, a psychologist and even an artist.

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Where she really started losing people was continuing to preach from the pulpit. It was understandable, maybe, the first few times because she was reporting what Jesus had said in these visions, but continuing to do that wanders into dangerous territory and who would inspire someone to continually act in such a manner contrary to God, but the devil.

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So the local community starts turning against her and suggests that her parents had been possessed by devils, and then all of this sort of comes to a head when the nuncio comes to town. He is very suspicious of things like the heart exchange and the mystical marriage and especially stigmata.

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The biggest sign of all of demonic, if not possession, association... is that she didn't go vegan anymore. She started secretly eating meat. And in particular, she had a love of salami and mortadella. And I mean... I can't blame her. Mortadella is delicious.

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Not quite. Instead, we end up with Benedetta having sex not with the devil, but with her best friend, Bartolomeo.

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I think that it is more problematic, but there's multiple levels of coercion, I think, going on here also. It's not just that Splenditello made them do it for his own benefit, but... Benedetta claims that Splenditello really inhabits her body or takes over her body in certain ways so that she herself is actually subject to coercion in a way to then make Bartholomea also go through with it.

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We tried to understand these women.

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So the final investigative visit was in November of 1623. There's no more evidence of stigmata or of a mystical wedding ring. Benedetta is no longer seeing visions. Splenditello has left her. Benedetta agrees that she had been deceived by the devil and lived very obediently under a new abbess.

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We don't really hear from her again, although the convent records basically indicate that she died when she was 71 years old, that she had been ill for 18 days. But this diary also reveals one interesting fact. She had been imprisoned in solitary confinement for 35 years. So it appears that her recantation and her reformation to live the good life under a new abbess was for naught.

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We relate to them.

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I really wanted to talk a little bit about medieval lesbians. In the introduction to her book, Immodest Acts, about Benedetta Carlini, Judith C. Brown says, had the material belonged to a later epoch, the sexual allegations against Benedetta would not have been all that rare. But what about medieval lesbians?

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Looking for medieval lesbians, one of the things about studying them is that it allows for participation in the creation of social and sexual histories and forefronts the female experience in a field that continues to be dominated by white straight men. And even the term homosexual has been co-opted and used only to describe homosexuality. male same-sex encounters.

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So it's good on the one hand that we have Benedetta Carlini. Bad, of course, because of the situation. But good because the scant handful of documented lesbians are generally documented for being caught. Benedetta Carlini was on trial, oddly enough, mostly for preaching, and the immodest act came out.

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We can find medieval lesbians and joy in medieval lesbian activities in such places as mystic texts, where female saints call Jesus their mother, then suckle from his side as breastfeeding before crawling into the open vaginal-shaped wound. One such woman was Catherine of Siena.

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She describes climbing Christ's body that has been clearly transformed into a feminized creation as he possesses her and presses her to his breast and the opening there. We know that the church and theologians were concerned about the possibilities of women being with other women in a sexual manner.

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Elred of Vervaux, who wrote a letter to his sister in Anchorus, cautioned her against teaching young women because she would clearly be enraptured by them and want to kiss them. St. Augustine wrote a similar letter to his sister. So there are deep concerns about these women today.

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Therefore, we know that they exist, that they're out there, and we really need to keep looking more completely into this history so that we don't foreclose the possibilities of a long history of women who loved other women.

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Thank you. It was awesome.

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Thanks so much, Greg. It's wonderful to be speaking with you today and to meet Sophie.

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Benedetta was born on January 20th, 1590 on the night of St. Sebastian in a small mountain village called Volano in Tuscany in Italy. She was the only child of Medea and Giuliana Carlini. Her father was the third richest man in Volano. So it was a well-off family.

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Her mother had a very difficult labour and at one point it seemed like both mother and child would die. So her father, who was both rich and devout, prayed to God desperately that they lived and in gratitude Benedetta was named blessed and her father dedicated her to God and promised that she would become a nun.

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I mean, I think she's pretty non-adjacent right from the start. By the time she was five years old, she was reciting the litany, saying the rosary on her own. She also experienced miracles as a young girl. She had a nightingale that followed her around, would sing on command, would occasionally sing the lauds with her.

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They're all over medieval literature, but, you know, not in real life anymore.

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There was a mysterious black dog that showed up and growled and slobbered and tried to drag her off. And, you know, eventually it just sort of disappeared when she prayed, so... That's obviously a demonic manifestation. Okay, good.

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Meet a swindler with ever so many names.

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She was born in Villano, which is a small mountain village. And when it came time for her to join a convent, her father basically just took her down the hill to the next biggest city, which is Pesce. And in Pesce, there were three major convents. These convents were filled to the brim. In fact, they were overflowing. And the community that she joined is something called the Theatines.

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The Theatines were not actually an official order as of yet. When Benedetta joins, they are still an unofficial community, although they had been sanctioned by the church. A woman named Piera Pagni founded this community in 1590, the year that Benedetta was born. And she had applied to the Pope for permission to make this a formal community.

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Is that fair? It could be pretty hard, especially if you're one of, a lot of orders had something called lay sisters. They're the uneducated ones who did all the hard work, the cooking and the cleaning. Choir sisters were the ones who were educated and spent their time making silk and sewing. and praying and singing.

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Well, you know, we don't really know a lot about her between the ages of nine and 23. Presumably she's doing this conventional thing, except that we have one sort of indication that she is still special. Right away, when she first got to the convent at age nine, she had gone into the convent chapel and was praying in front of

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the Theatine's Madonna statue, when the Blessed Virgin Mary sort of manifested within this statue and leaned forward to kiss Benedetta. But she sort of panicked, freaked out, and then the statue fell as she ran off. But she didn't tell anybody about the almost kiss.

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One was definitely Eden-esque. She was walking in a beautiful garden full of fruits and flowers, many of which wouldn't be growing at the time or place in which she lived. There was a fountain full of scented water. These visions were both beautiful and reassuring because angels would also join her in them.

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But deep down, all she really wants is her dream home. And you don't have to just take our word for it.

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From about 1615 forward, she started experiencing intense pain over her entire body. The stigmata are representative wounds on an individual's body that are the same. They correspond with the wounds on Jesus Christ's body. So it would be the hands, the feet, the side wound, and in some extreme cases of stigmata, manifestation of the crown of thorns.

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This season, we're chasing fake mediums, a lady burglar and the infamous Yorkshire witch from England and Scotland to the US and beyond. Our Lady Swindlers are truly international. She moved from Scotland to England to Italy, later to New York to New Zealand and Australia. As always, we're travelling back in time with our in-house historian, Professor Rosalind Crone.

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There are no other people in the convent who are reporting this. This is not a typical thing. The stigmata itself is considered an extreme gift that very few saints had ever received. The most famous of these would be St. Francis of Assisi. Mm-hmm. And there were a few others that were accepted. Saint Catherine of Siena received the stigmata in her heart, and that was internal and not external.

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But other than that, it's not common at all.

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That's right. With these violent divisions, they were worried about her. So she gets her buddy.

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This is a story of working-class women trying to get by. This is survival.

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I'm here shining up my fraudulent damehood. I started getting abuse online for having accepted a damehood, which is the ultimate mark of authenticity.

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One of the things that he did was lecture to the public in the afternoons. They had public lectures. I mean, he saw it as a public-facing institution. And he wrote lots of books, which we very sadly haven't got, which put his complicated ideas in very simple form to circulate amongst the general public. He was highly committed to that. But he only stayed alive for about 13 years.

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But in that 13 years, my goodness, what he did.

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She's with him and he's got a new girlfriend. Yes. Who he never seems to marry. She's called her Pyllis. And she seems to be a slave or commoner in some way that he couldn't marry. Maybe she, I don't know. You know, we don't know why he didn't marry her. But he treated her as his wife. She was from Stagra. He was very, very attached to her.

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And he had his son, Nicomicus, named after in the Greek way, his father.

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After whom the Nica McKeon Ethics is named. You're holding up a book? I'm holding up the Nica McKeon Ethics, which I just happen to have in my pocket.

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Yeah, and a lot of them, I think, in that time, or finished them in that time.

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Oh God, they vary between 5,000 and 120,000.

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Okay, you're more likely to be happy if you try to be nice, A. And B, you don't have to suppress your emotions and instincts. You've just got to get them in the right amount. That's it. Job done.

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Flourishing. It's more a verb than a noun. Oh, is it? It's not happiness, but living your life in a way that will conduce to happiness.

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And there's no life after death. It's all about now.

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It's very zen. It's now. It's now. This is it. You won't get punished afterwards. You'll just be miserable now if you're nasty. Does he believe in the gods? Sort of. But they're kind of these weird things that live far away on the planet. Yeah. No interest. The unmoved mover.

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He has no interest or she. has no interest whatsoever in human life, you are at your dashboard. You've got to sort it out. Humans have got to sort it out. You can't look to the beyond for any moral answers.

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I think he was a bit of a flirt, actually. Interesting. He constantly cites the example of what to do if you really, really fancy your neighbour's wife. Hang on a minute. You said adultery was a bad thing.

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He says what to do. He gives you the example of Helen of Troy. He says, be like the old men in the Iliad who said when they saw her, God, she's beautiful, but sent her back because she's caused the war.

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He says, do with your lady you're infatuated with, or man you're infatuated with, do the Helen. You say, yes, you're gorgeous. I'll bugger off.

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We do not have a deliberative capacity. We can't think things through. We're all emotion. Therefore, we cannot have full citizenship. Right. He's ancient Greek, so he is a slave owner. He came out with the big justification of slavery that I'm afraid was wheeled out ever from the 15th century to the American Civil War. He was responsible for that.

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I think the slavery thing is the thing we really struggle with. It's a very big one, yeah.

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But he does even, I mean, I'm not trying to defend him on this, but he does even say there is a really big problem because quite a lot of slaves do appear to be actually as good and big and clever as we are. His empirical good sense, he does actually admit that. And he also, in his will, had all his own slaves freed so they wouldn't be sold on. Okay.

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Yes. Why? Okay, so that's to do with Macedonian high politics. This is after Alexander dies and there's lots of jockeying for power and influence and the Athenians don't want to be taken over by the Macedonians because he's got Macedonian connections.

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They accuse him of doing the same sort of things they did Socrates, which is subverting the youth, bringing in, you know, it's what he did to philosophers he didn't like. He said, I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of doing a suicide thing like Socrates. I'm going to take the option of exile.

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And he goes off to the island of Euboea, which was not under Athenian jurisdiction, but where his mother came from and he had a house, takes his... Girlfriend, her Pyllis, and apparently his children. And seems to write about his very detailed will and dies, apparently, of stomach cancer about a year later.

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Well, there's a very long story behind that. But yes, he's got Theophrastus to leave everything to. And that must have been a very great comfort. I mean, Theophrastus was... And Nicomachus is still very young. He's got a very adult son who's been his best friend for a very, very long time.

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Yeah, because other more new and shiny philosophical schools took over, especially Stoicism and Epicureanism, which the peripatos, the academics at the Lyceum carried on and became one of the most dominant schools of antiquity, but not immediately after.

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Well, Pythagoras himself left so little. We have actually almost everything I've said, 80% of it is out of his own works. Right, so this is solid testimony.

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The one thing that most people have heard about Aristotle was that Monty Python wrote a philosopher's song in which they quoted him. Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram. René Descartes was a drunken fart. I drink, therefore I am.

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That may be the only thing you know about Aristotle, that he was indeed a bugger for the bottle. What I want to tell you, though, is that Monty Python can be completely plagiaristic. The history of Aristotle bottle songs goes all the way back to 1652. I have done this research. And there is a tavern song by one John Hilton that was sung in 1652.

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So actually, it's a really dodgy moment because, you know, Oliver Cromwell's running the place and spoiling fun. But he says, come away, come away to the tavern, I say. Leave your prittle prattle, fill us a bottle. You're not so wise as Aristotle. What you probably don't know either is that Cockney slang for an arse, a back end, is an aris.

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And the reason for this is extremely complicated because originally bottle and glass is the passing for arse. That goes to just bottle is your arse. But because bottle rhymes with Aristotle, Aristotle ends up as arse and it just ends up as aris.

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Aristotle actually had a really boringly normal personal life. So he's a GP's son. He's the son of the GP in a little town called Stagira, which means the dripping place, because it's high up on a cliff where the waters drip down into the sea. And dad's called... Nicomachus. Nicomachus. Yeah.

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He is very, very real.

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He's extremely real, even though just lately some of his works have been banned in China and some of the Chinese internet started saying he wasn't real. Oh. Take it from me, not the Chinese internet. Yeah. So his mother was called Festus and he seems to have been very fond of her. But very sadly, his parents died when he was about 13. Both of them, we don't quite know why.

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He's on a cusp between what we call classical Athenian democratic Athens. So that's the Parthenon, it's Pericles, it's the Peloponnesian War and the Persian Wars. And then because he teaches Alexander the new, what we call the Hellenistic world, which is after the Macedonian takeover of the Persian Empire.

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You went to the gymnasium. You did all the things that you do in track and field at the Olympics. He's got huge respect for athletics and health and training in all of his works. I suspect that it was just he was very good at athletics, but even better. Yeah.

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Otherwise, he would undoubtedly have become the general practitioner in Staggerer because these things were hereditary. Right. And in fact, his father came from generations and generations of doctors to the extent that he's supposed to be descended from Macaon, who is a mythical doctor in the Iliad, who was the son of Asclepius, the actual god of medicine.

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Either his sister or his brother-in-law just got so fed up with this boy going on and on about, you know, saying, do I know I'm really here? Do we exist at supper? So they say, OK, we got money. What's the best university in the world? Oh, we know it's Plato's Academy in Athens.

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Aristotle (Radio Edit)

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Sent him off at 17.

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Oh, he's not impressed. Not as big a name as the other three. Aristotle was his star pupil. He stayed on and became a teacher, you know, because he stayed there for 20 whole years before Plato died. I think he was perfectly happy there, but he gradually became more and more important.

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I mean, I think that's the really important thing. So Plato's academy did not study natural science. Oh, really? No, no, no. I think Aristotle's out there sort of picking up mushrooms and stones and sort of measuring plants and trees and doing all kinds of things which Plato wouldn't particularly have approved of. Because Plato's just hardcore theory.

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Well, it's the three great branches of philosophy as they were then, which are ethics, how should I live? Epistemology, how do I know things? And ontology, what is existence? Right. It's hardcore philosophy. He liked maths, yeah, all theoretical. But things like natural science, Socrates had played around with in his youth, but had given up.

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And there is no sign that Plato was interested in it at all. How interesting.

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We've lost Book Two of the Poetics. How did we lose it?

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Most of the stuff we lost because Byzantine monks didn't like it. Didn't get the job. Oh, you think trashed. We've lost almost all of Sappho because various Christian bishops said we don't want any of that lesbian pornography. Right. That kind of thing. I suspect there was an awful lot that wasn't really appropriate to the Greek Orthodox Church in Aristotle. On comedy. Yeah.

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So I don't know what was in it. I have read everything that Aristotle wrote in his surviving works about humour. I'm sad to say that he says that we've all got to be humorous. We've got to be a good person is going to be humorous. But he says that there are two extremes. There is a mean, which is just to be appropriately witty. And that isn't very promising. LAUGHTER Yes, Dan. Appropriate wit.

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He was, to my mind, a rather boring mathematician. And nobody's ever heard of him. But he was also related to Plato.

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Oh, nepotism. Partly nepotism, but I suspect it was much more envy that all the other people at the academy just couldn't stand the fact that this guy so outclassed them that instead of saying, great, we make him in charge and we're in his slipstream and we can all benefit.

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Hi, I'm absolutely thrilled to be here, though I would dispute that Aristotle's actually dead to me because I dream about him almost every night.

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Yeah.

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It's absolutely stunning. It's on the western coast of Turkey, but further down. The nearest island is Lesbos, so as you can see, it's about sort of halfway down. And he's invited by a guy called Hermias, who is a former slave who's now ended up as king. That's what they say. There's been some sort of coup. He may have committed murder. He may have murdered the tyrant. He's become...

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king or tyrant, which means somebody who's come into monarchical power, but not through hereditary. And he invites Aristotle over, apparently, to help him write a constitution.

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It's either Hermias' daughter or his adopted daughter or possibly his niece. But anyway, it's a posh woman. In his court. Called Pythias? Called Pythias.

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Well, it's possible, but it's also possible that she actually died in childbirth.

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Is it populated at this point? Very much so. There are three big cities. The biggest is Mytilene.

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It's deeply cultured. Right. Very ancient. It's had the poet Sappho. It's had another very famous poet called Alcaeus. It's already in the Iliad as the land of fair women. Also got the most extraordinary natural world. I mean, botanists today will say it's got outstanding amount of really interesting plants that don't exist anywhere else.

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And it's got this massive lagoon, which is a lake, which is mainly freshwater, but it actually blurs into saltwater and meets the sea. And it had such an amazing amount of interesting creatures living in it that Aristotle said, I know what I want to be now. I'm going to be a marine zoologist.

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Yeah.

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I don't think so. The fact is he'd got a very good friend, either already had or more likely made. But there was this young guy, he was 17 years younger than him, so about 20, called Theo Fraster. And he is a lesbian. He lives on Lesbos. Stop it. I'm just mirroring what you're saying. He's obsessed with plants. And I think they quite literally decided to invent zoology and botany together.

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No, if life gives you lemon, you know.

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But he also invents environmental thinking. One of the things he sees or doesn't see in the lagoon, he says there used to be a thing called a red scallop. The fishermen have told me, he talked to all the people who really knew, the fishermen have told me, but overfishing. has killed it. It is extinct. Yeah, oh wow. He actually says that.

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That's the first reference in world literature to human industrial farming or anything actually killing off a species.

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So he's now actually quite big in green circles.

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Aristotle (Radio Edit)

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Well, he gets the gig and decides to go. That's how it's always put in his biographies. We don't know any more about it. I would say when you get a letter from Philip, the greatest murderer the Greek world has ever known of Macedon, you don't sit around saying, I don't think I feel like that because you might be dead the next day.

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Also, it did mean money, money, money, money, money. And I think Aristotle already always had his eye on the long game, which was to found a university to completely outclass the academy.

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This is a sort of curriculum, how to behave.

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How to govern your country and how to speak in public. Yes, this would be the basis of it. But we simply don't know. And everything that Aristotle wrote after... Alexander went east, Philip died, and Alexander went east, and Aristotle went straight back to Athens and founded the Lyceum. Everything he wrote after, he never really talks about Macedon.

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He does talk about things like really evil, very rich people. LAUGHTER Or what happens in tyrants' households? You know, that kind of thing.

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I completely get it. He didn't want to go back to all those old rivalries. But that school is called the Lyceum. And because Theophrastus was natural science and he did it with Theophrastus. So he brings Theophrastus with him. Utterly loyal to Theophrastus, yes. They do it together.

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Aristotle (Radio Edit)

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Well, not as a returning hero, I don't think, but as a perfectly welcome resident alien. He never got citizenship. Never, really? But I think he got loads of money. I have to say this. I think he was very sensible that he will have been paid extremely well being with Philip of Macedon's court. So he took that money and ran and stayed alive and ran. And then puts the money into the school.