Professor Azran
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You get used to it.
You get used to it.
I'm right behind... Whoa!
I'm right behind... Whoa!
It looks as if the pre-historical Dragonborn utilized the power of every school of magic to make sure that this device stayed safe.
It looks as if the pre-historical Dragonborn utilized the power of every school of magic to make sure that this device stayed safe.
What is the actual layout here?
What is the actual layout here?
Bodrim, I think I see something glimmering down in the water. Down a hundred feet down off the cliff.
Bodrim, I think I see something glimmering down in the water. Down a hundred feet down off the cliff.
We don't have time for this. There's something coming. Is there? There's something coming. Master focus, what? Multiple things are coming. From where? Different things? From the cave.
We don't have time for this. There's something coming. Is there? There's something coming. Master focus, what? Multiple things are coming. From where? Different things? From the cave.
That's what matters. I haven't rolled 90-20 yet.
That's what matters. I haven't rolled 90-20 yet.
Well, I don't know what much it would be a match for, but I appreciate all of you.
Well, I don't know what much it would be a match for, but I appreciate all of you.
All of you have been supremely helpful. And remind me to add another 30 gold bonus. Oh. For your payment. Does Krah also get that payment?
All of you have been supremely helpful. And remind me to add another 30 gold bonus. Oh. For your payment. Does Krah also get that payment?
Is it in a line?
Is it in a line?
I don't like to use green flame blade.
I don't like to use green flame blade.
Fuck. Um, I'm gonna... Does a 9 hit if it's missing? If he can't move? Does a 9 hit?
Fuck. Um, I'm gonna... Does a 9 hit if it's missing? If he can't move? Does a 9 hit?
Got it.
Got it.
It's close to Voss.
It's close to Voss.
I'd love to teach you of the ways of archaeology. Maybe we could explore some great black dragon ruins. Professor, that would be fantastic.
I'd love to teach you of the ways of archaeology. Maybe we could explore some great black dragon ruins. Professor, that would be fantastic.
As you begin investigating, make an investigation check.
As you begin investigating, make an investigation check.
Are you going over there?
Are you going over there?
I got curious.
I got curious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm before Vaz. He's here.
Yeah, I'm before Vaz. He's here.
And then with that, I believe I have my... So, Hezru and the Troglodytes are done. I'm putting them down. And I grab Z's. And with that, I have my bones.
And then with that, I believe I have my... So, Hezru and the Troglodytes are done. I'm putting them down. And I grab Z's. And with that, I have my bones.
19?
19?
Professor Azran... It doesn't.
Professor Azran... It doesn't.
I would like to shoot... At the very end. I'd like to shoot this snake.
I would like to shoot... At the very end. I'd like to shoot this snake.
17?
17?
And then I would like to fall back and sit next to... Six. You can say cross name! I would like to fall back and sit next to Kraw.
And then I would like to fall back and sit next to... Six. You can say cross name! I would like to fall back and sit next to Kraw.
No, the Kraws. There's more than one right now. That's true!
No, the Kraws. There's more than one right now. That's true!
You weren't able to fly like a wing? He couldn't fly while being... Well, the idea... It was an immediate... Right, the idea is he's... It was a massive wing attack that buffeted them with this... Question, would I be able to use protection from evil and good against the drag?
You weren't able to fly like a wing? He couldn't fly while being... Well, the idea... It was an immediate... Right, the idea is he's... It was a massive wing attack that buffeted them with this... Question, would I be able to use protection from evil and good against the drag?
Oh, this is very tough. What the fuck, why did I do this? This is definitely very tough.
Oh, this is very tough. What the fuck, why did I do this? This is definitely very tough.
Oops.
Oops.
Did you get up?
Did you get up?
Yes, yes, oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying 18 yeah Disengage from the dragon as much as you can by flipping over the snake and attacking the snake at the same time. Oh
Yes, yes, oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying 18 yeah Disengage from the dragon as much as you can by flipping over the snake and attacking the snake at the same time. Oh
You can attack the snake with your action.
You can attack the snake with your action.
I want to disengage, flip over the snake and attack it while I'm flipping. You do that. I was wrong where your head's at. With the green flame blade.
I want to disengage, flip over the snake and attack it while I'm flipping. You do that. I was wrong where your head's at. With the green flame blade.
Get the fuck in there. Be a fucking man. That passes. Is your wisdom plus 3? Come on. Yeah, so it should say... Yeah, yeah.
Get the fuck in there. Be a fucking man. That passes. Is your wisdom plus 3? Come on. Yeah, so it should say... Yeah, yeah.
This is one hell of a drug.
This is one hell of a drug.
It is not.
It is not.
20.
20.
Alright, then I want to run forward, and also green flame blade will grab you. You do that.
Alright, then I want to run forward, and also green flame blade will grab you. You do that.
Come on, motherfucker, yeah. Yeah, you hit that shit, yeah.
Come on, motherfucker, yeah. Yeah, you hit that shit, yeah.
Jesus. Okay, so green flame blade is... probably 5.
Jesus. Okay, so green flame blade is... probably 5.
Yep. Yeah. And then my regular tag is 1d6 plus 4.
Yep. Yeah. And then my regular tag is 1d6 plus 4.
4, 8, 11, 14, 18.
4, 8, 11, 14, 18.
22.
22.
22.
22.
Road brothers.
Road brothers.
Fine, that's my first damage this fight. Barg, you're up. What are you doing?
Fine, that's my first damage this fight. Barg, you're up. What are you doing?
Oh, I agree, Craw. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that you were so concerned for my safety.
Oh, I agree, Craw. Thank you so much. I really appreciate that you were so concerned for my safety.
Uh, so he's going to take... Oh, this thing.
Uh, so he's going to take... Oh, this thing.
Alright, I'm just gonna do Green Flameblade twice.
Alright, I'm just gonna do Green Flameblade twice.
22.
22.
I just need one, I believe.
I just need one, I believe.
Yeah. So sneak attack, two green flame blades and two, no, two green flame blades. Doesn't green flame blade only trigger once?
Yeah. So sneak attack, two green flame blades and two, no, two green flame blades. Doesn't green flame blade only trigger once?
That's Dr. Master. Oh.
That's Dr. Master. Oh.
25.
25.
That's good.
That's good.
I want to cut off his head.
I want to cut off his head.
What do you expect me to do? I'm an archaeologist.
What do you expect me to do? I'm an archaeologist.
That's unbelievable.
That's unbelievable.
Look at the oily stone. It is unnatural. In a way that... Such a discovery, if I bring it back, would bring me great renown. Can I use my turn to just slap him?
Look at the oily stone. It is unnatural. In a way that... Such a discovery, if I bring it back, would bring me great renown. Can I use my turn to just slap him?
I admit, sometimes my ambition gets ahead of me, and I swear I will not let it happen again.
I admit, sometimes my ambition gets ahead of me, and I swear I will not let it happen again.
I'm going to go over to the professor and, like, lead him out of the cave. Okay.
I'm going to go over to the professor and, like, lead him out of the cave. Okay.
Maybe grab some gold.
Maybe grab some gold.
Do you know that my brick case is actually a design of my ancestor, Clayton Azran?
Do you know that my brick case is actually a design of my ancestor, Clayton Azran?
I would think a bronze dragon wouldn't do this to their own ruins. If these are bronze... Professor, is that right? No, it makes no sense that a bronze dragon would do this to its own ruins. Bronze dragons are good, noble creatures. And to do this to a great piece of history is how much arcane knowledge was lost in that town.
I would think a bronze dragon wouldn't do this to their own ruins. If these are bronze... Professor, is that right? No, it makes no sense that a bronze dragon would do this to its own ruins. Bronze dragons are good, noble creatures. And to do this to a great piece of history is how much arcane knowledge was lost in that town.
Professor Azran's eyes linger on the ruined natural. As he sketches in, his eyes linger. What could have been achieved? Fair point, all of you.
Professor Azran's eyes linger on the ruined natural. As he sketches in, his eyes linger. What could have been achieved? Fair point, all of you.
23. I... My plan... My path lies northward. The great dream green dragon, the Thera the Proud, that has terrorized the Viridian Hills, has been slain by the great hero, Dobro Sharkbane. My eyes lie north. I've heard there's untold treasures in the great green dragonborn ruins north. Treasures, you say? Treasures that may lie north, and who knows what we'll find.
23. I... My plan... My path lies northward. The great dream green dragon, the Thera the Proud, that has terrorized the Viridian Hills, has been slain by the great hero, Dobro Sharkbane. My eyes lie north. I've heard there's untold treasures in the great green dragonborn ruins north. Treasures, you say? Treasures that may lie north, and who knows what we'll find.
But you've all have served your purpose here. As long as we make it back to Anzu first, I plan on stopping at my office, gathering a few things very briefly. And heading north to the Viridian Hills, a new town has been erected. It's been entitled Pridefall. Fitting name. For its foundation. I intend to learn even more about these ancient dragonborn. And maybe these things will make sense.
But you've all have served your purpose here. As long as we make it back to Anzu first, I plan on stopping at my office, gathering a few things very briefly. And heading north to the Viridian Hills, a new town has been erected. It's been entitled Pridefall. Fitting name. For its foundation. I intend to learn even more about these ancient dragonborn. And maybe these things will make sense.
And I'm sure I'll be able to become a world-renowned archaeologist at the end of all of it.
And I'm sure I'll be able to become a world-renowned archaeologist at the end of all of it.
I intend no. Treachery. No secrets from any of you. I see great archaeological finds. Great impacts into the world, into Evangelion as a whole. My line has suffered greatly. My father His father, his father, his father has had a passion that has led them to their doom. Something I choose to finally break.
I intend no. Treachery. No secrets from any of you. I see great archaeological finds. Great impacts into the world, into Evangelion as a whole. My line has suffered greatly. My father His father, his father, his father has had a passion that has led them to their doom. Something I choose to finally break.
man or woman could even dream of. That is my dream.
man or woman could even dream of. That is my dream.
Knowledge is power, Balram.
Knowledge is power, Balram.
Nothing quite satisfies like a puzzle solved.
Nothing quite satisfies like a puzzle solved.
I would also say that the- the- the- the war happened before we had the- the brass- bronze dragons had the helm. So it was potentially not the black dragons who attacked the castle.
I would also say that the- the- the- the war happened before we had the- the brass- bronze dragons had the helm. So it was potentially not the black dragons who attacked the castle.
And the more puzzles solved, the more knowledge gained, the more power gained, Bob. I intend to solve many puzzles in my lifetime. I intend to gain more knowledge and in turn more power. But the power of knowledge cannot be mistaken.
And the more puzzles solved, the more knowledge gained, the more power gained, Bob. I intend to solve many puzzles in my lifetime. I intend to gain more knowledge and in turn more power. But the power of knowledge cannot be mistaken.
I was going to ask about the book or I was going to say that I want to continue south where I heard rumors are you sure that was your idea this is a completely yes the book what book well you're from Anzu right you heard about the great necromancy theft I did the Rivendare school of necromancy yes yes I'm looking for their book the book Of course.
I was going to ask about the book or I was going to say that I want to continue south where I heard rumors are you sure that was your idea this is a completely yes the book what book well you're from Anzu right you heard about the great necromancy theft I did the Rivendare school of necromancy yes yes I'm looking for their book the book Of course.
I'm looking to return it to... Why do you look to return it?
I'm looking to return it to... Why do you look to return it?
It's been years since it was stolen.
It's been years since it was stolen.
Maybe a changeling. My goal is to prove that it wasn't. How? How can that be so?
Maybe a changeling. My goal is to prove that it wasn't. How? How can that be so?
By finding the person who stole it. It was first reported by Lord Nagilda, who's an incredibly lauded student of the Academy. And the alchemical secrets within that book to enhance the power of necromancy are untold in that book. Why would it be anything? I don't understand.
By finding the person who stole it. It was first reported by Lord Nagilda, who's an incredibly lauded student of the Academy. And the alchemical secrets within that book to enhance the power of necromancy are untold in that book. Why would it be anything? I don't understand.
Master Vint, it sounds like we may still have business with the professor. I concur. I agree. Wherever you go, Master Vint, I will follow.
Master Vint, it sounds like we may still have business with the professor. I concur. I agree. Wherever you go, Master Vint, I will follow.
And something does not add up about this.
And something does not add up about this.
Because the release shows him grabbing the helm.
Because the release shows him grabbing the helm.
I would like to sneakily use Mage Hand to rip his, like, collar.
I would like to sneakily use Mage Hand to rip his, like, collar.
I can, like, I can use my Sleight of Hand to make it invisible. And his Mage Hand can be invisible.
I can, like, I can use my Sleight of Hand to make it invisible. And his Mage Hand can be invisible.
To see if he has a scar. To see if he has a scar.
To see if he has a scar. To see if he has a scar.
Somebody explain this to me. The damage on the building has happened after the war. Sometime after the war.
Somebody explain this to me. The damage on the building has happened after the war. Sometime after the war.
That's 40.
That's 40.
Which would leave the helm undefended. Which would explain why it's gone.
Which would leave the helm undefended. Which would explain why it's gone.
Let's stick with the professor and get out of here.
Let's stick with the professor and get out of here.