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She put a quail on the snowman. This queen took so much time.
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And I went, oh, God, because it did not feel like it, which tells me that that probably Justin Milligan was early attached. And and they and they probably went in. Justin Milligan brought the brought the director.
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It felt like it was done for a smaller, like a 30 or 35 minute show. I agree. It was done in that kind of smaller...
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It was me. Nope, and no one had another, and they just had to keep going.
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Did you guys notice in the actual snowman sculpture, it's almost like they ran out of time to do it because the snow, they did not show the bottom half of him because we were going to say, where's the snow penis? He was in snow. He was like they'd been chiseled out of marble or something.
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Got it. And his scarf is covering his junk, y'all. Yes.
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I was going to say, it's Iggy Pop. Did you guys watch the show Orphan Black? He's like the guy on Orphan Black, her gay brother. That's what he looks like to me. He doesn't look good with long hair.
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I think, though, the aesthetics were – he could have flown her in a plane. The aesthetics were kind of off, but I thought his whole performance throughout the – I'm like, you're fucking charming.
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His performance was great, but I agree. Physically, it wasn't exactly a good fit. It's like they could have get that kid. He would have been too young. The other thing is, even though Dustin Milligan is maybe in his late 30s, He seemed much younger than Lacey Chabert. He did.
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You're wrong. Oh, you mean Aaron O'Connell. I get very defensive of Aaron O'Connell. I'm sorry.
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It's a really easy screenwriting thing. He had the dead wife and then the daughter.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that was a great film. That was a great film because it was terrible.
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He's a whiter Eddie Cibrian. That's exactly. Have you put in Aaron?
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And it was like, I didn't get to talk to him, but I definitely was like, oh my God, it's Aaron O'Connell. I think Ben just said Candy Coated Nights. And I think that's your Hanukkah themed version of Candy Coated Nights is actually Candy Burris' podcast.
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But for a movie that you've written, I don't know if I want to do that either. I want to celebrate Danny.
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You just need to like, give them, and it'll be, you just need to, the idea is they give, someone gives them a menorah and they just keep giving the person a menorah. Yeah.
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I promise you, Linda Lavin ain't doing no Hallmark movie.
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He's great. You'd probably recognize him. He's a black queer actor. Nathan Lee Graham. Well, I'm going to look him up right now. Yeah, do it. As long as we have... He's like budget Billy Porter. When you can't get Billy Porter, you get Nathan Lee Graham. Seriously, that's his career. Yeah.
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How strong does he have to be to break that wall? break that glass. Is he made of ice? First of all, he's made of ice. Maybe he has super strength because he also has super learning abilities.
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You can go to Hollywood Boulevard and see that anytime. So anyway. Old man calls Mortimer.
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It's like that thing in Donnie Darko that just sucks people and takes them along.
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A creepy rabbit, yeah. It's a kind of cult film. It came out at a really specific time for me and my generation. We were all obsessed with it for a little bit. Yeah, yeah. That was a good one.
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does that's who it is yes oh my god y'all that guy dylan i'm so obsessed with him they say like basically if a cat came to life and wished to be a human it would be that guy dylan who's so beautiful oh he is so cute i haven't watched this season but he's the one with a little bit of shaved yes yeah everyone posts about him what is so beautiful okay
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No, no. You're the right person. I can see that. I don't think it's the same person. I don't think he looks like Dora the Explorer at all. Wait, what's his name? Dylan. Dylan.
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No, I was going to say Dora the Explorer. I did not know.
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weird and also how does he know what clothes is this is the first time I was like wait how does he know what anything is what does he know what does he not know I'm surprised he can speak English and the other thing is he also knows he also knows that stealing is wrong somehow like he knows he should not steal but he doesn't know what streaking is and he doesn't know what cancer is well um snowmen live by a moral code so I think that's pretty obvious why he understands about stealing
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
So... That's... Previously... Chrishell Fat James, her daughter. And... Did you catch that Chrishell's name is Jan?
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
He's extremely self-aware in that he knows he was born... When she is, he said she took a picture of me. So he doesn't really know. He knows he was born then, but he doesn't know anything else.
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Those were my connections. Those were my questions. Oh my God, like trapped in ice? Yeah. It's like having like Guillain-Barre syndrome or something. He saw her. It was like a stroke victim where you can't move and you just have to watch everything going on around you.
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yeah so it's like she was that's horrific yes diving bell on the butterfly blink your eyes i was gonna say what that butterfly movie here comes one right now
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Sorry, I diving bell in the butterfly do. Yeah, it just took me out.
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But if it was three months ago, it seems really early to move on.
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That's great. She's been in a couple other Hallmark movies. I looked at her on IMD because I was thinking, we haven't seen her in a while. But I looked. She has consistently worked. She was on CSI for like seven years.
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She's great in everything. And she's, and when she was in picket fences, she was like a complete male fantasy. Like she was, she was like the, the, the, the, the, the police, she was in on the police force and she had the big old boobies.
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
I'm a three baller. If I came to life, I'd just roll around. Yeah.
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
Yes. Don't talk to me about it. If I will and I can just be... You don't understand. They'd walk around like Demi Moore in The Substance, that last creature. That's what they would look like come to life. I'm too scared to see that movie, but I really want to see it, but I'm just, uh, it's, I will say this as a horror person. I, I like scary movies and I don't like a lot of gore.
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It was a lot for me, but I'm glad you told me not to watch it. You would not be okay with it.
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
At this point, why do you not call for police saying this man is talking to me? Because think of who your police sheriff is. He's not doing shit. Or why not you run away or scream or spray him with mace? Because this is a crazy thing to say to someone.
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Yeah. But it seems like he was trying to get his gritty mafia feature made and that didn't work. And his lease was his lease was his mortgage was due. So he's like, I was going to do this like 2001. I wrote about hot frosty. And so here it is, Netflix. And the guy's like, they're like, oh, my God, this is gold.
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A stark raving mad person. Yes, a lunatic. That's what it sounds like when he starts talking. But she's the last skeptic in town because everyone in town is like, That's definitely a snowman.
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And before that, she says – he says, yeah, but I've never had food before. And she goes, okay. Come with me. Come with me. You're obviously on Angel Dust or something where there's an alternate reality. Someone's on bath salts.
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He needs some jelly. It's that kind of thing, which I think if they would have made her someone who like works at some kind of like help facility that helps children or something like she made her whole life into helping people, I could understand.
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She helps children get diabetes. He keeps saying later, I want to help people like you do. You've been here how long? She brought you in for one meal and she helps the whole town? It was such a weird thing.
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What a talent. It's just picket fences for us today. All the time. If we bring up Tom Skerritt or Fivish Finkel, we will be batting a thousand.
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This is to Tom Skerritt. Boy, I didn't know.
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He literally rolls out of bed and reads a card and everybody's like, give him an Emmy. He had a very serious mustache. He had a very serious mustache. I think that's why I didn't like him. It made it seem like he was serious.
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So obviously snowmen love candy. Snowmen love candy.
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They're spilling carrot all the time. What if he screamed if he saw someone eating a carrot? That... That's actually great.
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You're not guy in the car hot. You're not Guy in the Car hot. Sorry.
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You should see it like on Broadway. If I'm, if I'm like seeing something, uh, and because the, the audience behavior in Broadway has become like just people acting like barnyard animals. Yeah. And, and I, I will be, I will be the, the biggest bitch to anyone who's doing shit like that.
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You have to be like, oh. I just grab a plastic bag and pop it over someone's head and suffocate them.
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That Staten Island energy just overflowed. I miss it.
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This is when the tone where I go – Okay, this is interesting. This is funny. But it's like what they did is normally this is the most important – the first thing we see, the man and the woman are the important storyline. And I'm like, why am I more interested in seeing the funny stuff that the cop says?
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Totally. I was like, this is weird. It's almost like you decided you needed something else, but then he brought a whole other dimension that you weren't anticipating.
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Whatever. You don't have to have stakes. That's fine. They don't care.
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It's almost like Greg Robinson's working his ass off to raise the stakes and everyone else is like, it's okay. It's fine. Yeah.
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I since we're talking about it, I need to point out that on every appearance of the Craig Robinson character, if you listen to the score, it sounds like the movie Shaft. It's like, this is a black character. He's got all his food. He's got his fly now.
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And that's when you call the hospital. You could not go to the doctor who it doesn't, who doesn't have a degree. You say you, I, you take him to a facility because something's wrong.
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She was giving the most over-the-top. It was incredible. It was delicious.
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But like asking these questions makes it even crazier. Like the fact that they're trying to explain this makes it worse if they just went with it.
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#2667 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 2:
It's – meanwhile, we have an – which we already see because they're doing it in the credits and the bloopers. Craig Robinson and Julia Trulio are basically just doing an improv song called Crime Doesn't Pay. And I can only imagine that this – that he was just playing on this – that they had a little thing, a little keyboard, and Craig Robinson just started doing it. This is going in the film.
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Her vagina broke free of its mortal coil.
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He alludes to the mayor and he having some type of – And it's never brought up again. And it is completely dropped.
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Lauren Holly just feels like someone who is she's like runs some type of like just brothel. That's kind of what it feels like for older ladies.
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This is where I was starting to just – this is where I was starting to kind of lose it because – and we're only 25 minutes into the movie. The fact that Dr. Dottie – is that her name, Dr. Dottie? Is that what she calls her? Oh, oh, oh.
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Yeah, that was great. I feel a lot of this. I don't think a lot of this was in the script. I think he was riffing and I think it was fucking fantastic.
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And then I think Lauren Holly improvised this line and said, why were you wearing sunglasses in the bathroom? I really think that was improvised. I really – I would submit now that this movie might have been 40 percent improv. Yes, I think this movie might have been 40 percent improv.
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So he says – They take his temperature and they're like, wow, you're really cold. And he goes, I was a snowman. I don't remember anything before last night. And they kind of go, oh, okay.
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We all tried once. We did. I did as a kid. Or twice. I was really worried that we were going to have to watch a faux sex scene between them, and I was going to have problems with – how that works.
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That's my scientific opinion. He's not dead. So here we are. This is the thing. Wouldn't it be, we need to get him to a hospital. Something is really fucking wrong.
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Yeah. It's not even that. It's like at least egg salad feels like something that has some type of specificity to it. She's like, turkey sandwiches that she just made. Why not soup or something that feels like you could have done something with it? She's like, yeah, I just had my chef make up some gross loaf turkey. And the guy's like,
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Do you know what that is? That's where they had a couple of...
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movies like christmas prince and like the was it the not the selena gomez when um the christmas switch or something like that some of them were in aldovia so there there is an easter egg for people who love these movies i was wondering i was like that seems i was like i i i caught it and i went and i went oh that's got to be something and so yeah i googled
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I had to go over there last week and do her laundry. It's that bad. It's that bad.
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And he's like, but no, Kathy, I want to stay with you. But that's when she says, I can't. She's like, but I trust you because you put the scarf on me. So now it's the scarf that's magical?
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Yeah, I wrote that down too. And I said, it hurts me to think about that. The scarf would actually make him a little warmer. Right.
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It's interesting. They do have a thing where she's looking at the Lindsay Lohan movie. She's like, that looks like a girl I went to high school with.
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Gretchen was Airhead. Gretchen was one of the mean girls. Airhead was Amanda Seyfried.
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She ventures out in the cold. So one Christmas, she ventures out, put on her favorite red scarf, and went down to the pub, and I met the man of my dreams that very night. So on Christmas... We're not like spending time with family. We're going to go slut it up down at the bar.
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He went, hi. Me? Just so. That kerchief, y'all, that was coded for me.
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Of course. I remember it reminds me when I submitted to that man in the pub bathroom. But the fact that this isn't her scarf and it's just some random piece of shit that came in and it has, y'all, that means it has no magic in it at all. That's the weird thing.
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It came here yesterday. It came here yesterday. And then you came in and I decided that you needed this.
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We just fucked on it. She's going to put it around her neck.
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But she did that because she looked at the camera. It was Lynn Belvedere. I just have to say, I just watched a TikTok that a friend sent me that had when Mr. Belvedere said, Westy cheated on his test, Mr. So-and-so. And he's like, and Westy goes, I hate you. I wish you were gone. And the next scene, the people knocking on the door says, Department of Immigration. And they take Mr. Belvedere away.
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That's true. But one thing about this, the reason why they did that is she looked, the camera was really obviously doing this, but the director going, this snowman has a scarf. This three-ball classic snowman has a scarf. He needs a scarf.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
I'm going to do this for like 20 minutes. I'll pay everyone extra for their overtime.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
She – he later on is in the – he discovers the basement.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
As the doctor said, the doctor said, yeah, his blood wasn't doing good. And that was the, that was the diagnosis. And Comic Sans. Comic Sans followed by an emoji. His cells, his cells weren't great. And lots of question marks.
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Yeah, exactly. I told you. And did you notice that these were also more horribly Photoshopped pictures of them?
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It was quite bad. She comes back after this, and he's going through all the medical. He's looking at that, and he – where does he ask? He's got on an apron, rolling pins, and she's got clothes. And, of course, he says – she says, oh, great clothes and starts to take off his clothes even though he knew he needed to wear clothes before.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
But the thing is – but the first thing, he knew he needed clothes. So that's the thing. He knew about – it's like the Bible. He knew he was naked. So he immediately – so it's weird that he has –
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
He doesn't say, what stealing? Which would have been adorable. What?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
um but he goes she's like well honey there's a capitalism and here's how capitalism works we have these things and there are people who have them and they who don't um but he he says yeah i did steal and yeah i did steal and i and i'm gonna get fined on my taxes because i don't have obamacare he learned about a lot watching television oh my gosh
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It would just be him wearing him being naked with that scarf the whole time. I would mandate.
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I don't think... Oh, Jeffrey Tubin. Just jerking off there in a Zoom meeting.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
I mean, I'm disappointed that Nora Ephron passed. She's not going to live long for us because that's what we do. When we mention someone on our podcast, they usually die pretty soon. Nancy Myers, it was good knowing you.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
It's that. It's the trying to make it realistic and us tracking her realism that almost makes it feel non-realistic. Because it's doing the opposite job.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
You need to check into a nervous hospital for a while, honey. You need some work.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
The fact that they're together. What made me die laughing. I don't, I laugh out loud a lot, but I laughed and I, and I had to put this down and I kept laughing.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Sick man. So when I was checking the house earlier tonight, when I was downstairs checking the house for vampires, what's cancer?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Do you notice that she's talking to him like he's a three-year-old? It's a not nice thing that happens to some people.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
I agree. He's pretty charming. They have almost little to no chemistry together.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
This is just... Do you remember how hot Brendan Fraser was in that movie? Holy shit. Yeah. Oh, my God.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
You know, cancer is the easiest thing though. You can just say it and people go, Oh, cancer. Yeah.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Well, they're going to love listening to this. I know. I was checking the house for vampires. What's cancer?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Honey, do cancer when you don't want to work in your house. That's so bad.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
He literally should bake ice cream for her for dinner. He should make granitas. Snow cone. Yeah, all things. things that are cold.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Misplay. When you get a pissed snow angel made on you.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
This idea that now she's starting to believe he may have some – in her mind, I think maybe he does have some problem where he cannot be in a warm climate. Like she's really doing some rationalizing.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
May or may not have the brain of a three-year-old.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
That is so true. Her personality is repellent. Why does everyone like her?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Yes, exactly. So she basically said it's weird, right?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Yeah, I agree. Also, she still doesn't know if she can really trust him. This is still someone who may be a drifter who might steal from her. It's all ridiculous.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
True, but I don't trust them. They have to go to the locked closet after we're done. There we go. Yeah. Hide my valuables.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
I think it also, why he's so skinny is someone who, like him, I think he probably did it like naturally. And that's what it looks like when you get so, so buff. Like some people don't bulk up. Not familiar. He had cum gutters though. He did. Look at Ronnie's face.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
It's like the bottom of a pinball machine.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
I don't know why these women were over there.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Yeah. Never mind. Wait, wait. You just invited this person that just did work for you and they just stood around?
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
and then of course y'all so he's putting the he's drinking the water putting it down his shirt um i do do you notice that this happens when he gets hot but none of it ever really escalates like it all kind of stays the same like you also never really see we never really see him sweat until the end when he dies
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
And it's like, it's that. And I think I want to say probably some script person said, yeah, we need to kind of keep remembering that he's a snowman.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Oh, my God. That's a good idea. The only time we saw that top hat, by the way, is the very beginning when it was blowing around. That's correct. And then it was smashed. Like we're smashing the Frosty fairy tale. Okay. I am going to say this.
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He tries to be rough about this, and he just has such a good time with it. And that's why – yeah, and that's kind of why the whole movie – that's why it kind of – not that it falls flat, but just the concept of the stakes raising doesn't really make sense the whole way through.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
He got a job. He got a job working with children.
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She's got another one this year, I think. That was five years ago or four years ago. But yeah, she was like, I'm back. Hey, I mean, it's me, Lindsay.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
You don't want to be on his bad side. He's terrifying. Streaking through the plaza, taking clothes. He just wants to take the first person who ever did that and put them in Guantanamo Bay.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
Take me. That should have been better. But he does say, I got a job doing maintenance at the middle school. And he's like, I want to help people for a living like you do. That's not what she does for a living. She does not do that for a living.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
It does feel, and I'm thinking... So existentially, you're kind of understanding who you are much better than anyone else in this town can.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
You don't know the rules. He doesn't know the rules either.
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yes oh my god in our live shows i'm sweating oh god our air conditioning our air conditioning went out in columbus one time when it was 105 and they were yeah it was not good oh just smelled like it just smelled like stale vodka on stage i had to throw away some of the costumes from that from that show it was not good yeah that's that's really not good oh yeah you guys are in like full makeup too
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
She dated a guy and he's there at Christmas or something like that.
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And there's no background check, no nothing. He's just there around the kids every day.
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Who needs it? cancer. That was the only way to get to the cancer hospital.
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She says, I used to help the chef out all the time. I even wrote some recipes. There was this really great one for sweet potato casserole. And I'm like, we all know what this is. This is sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top. That's it. She's trying to steal Patti LaBelle's bullshit.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
And guess what? Sweet potato pie. That's me.
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Do you guys do you still think she thinks he's a drifter at this point? I just wonder where I also questioned where in the movie where she believed he was a snowman.
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You're welcome. So the sheriff shows up again. Thank God.
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Something I marked was the – I was like when does the journey of this start? When does the action – when were the stakes and the kind of the action – the big thing that's going to happen? For a minute I thought it was – The ice sculptures or the snow sculptures. The competition that this movie.
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# 2668 Hot Frosty with Reality Gays Part 3
And so he the sheriff is still just talking about going to find the streaker. So what they've done, I guarantee you, Craig Robinson probably left. Three hours more footage on the floor of these little monologues. And they just kept putting them where they needed to not make tedious things happen.
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She's been playing with herself for three days straight.
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Can I ask a question of how, what, being a snowman, what qualification of snowman makes you be able to replicate everything you see?
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I'm trying to figure out where a superpower comes from. Like how do you – it usually needs to come from some specific reason, and it just doesn't. It's just he can do everything. You know what? He got – But he had scissor hands, so he was really good. That was the specific.
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He was training his whole life, too, on that castle. Keep going. I'm sorry.
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I just had some mayo, chili, lime, habanero poppers.