Peter Angelo
Appearances
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
I mean, if you're a bitch, you're like, eh, but I'm like, eh, whatever, let's try it. Okay. But yeah, I met this punk rock couple. It was a bisexual guy. This is great. Wow. Is my dad here? No, all right. No. He was. He was. He left. Yeah, that's fine.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
He doesn't want to bump into him. I met a guy at this party. He was bi. He invited me to, like, you know, hook up with him and his girl. So, you know, they started blowing me. I tried fucking her a little bit. And then he fucked her, and I just fucked him while he fucked her.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
And you're just like... For me, I was just like, all right, that's enough. All right. I was like, all right, this, I want to fuck him. That's why I showed up. Right. Did it feel good, though? Did it turn you on? Or were you like, there's no shit in here?
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
So it's kind of like, whoa. I wanted to fuck the other person. That's what I was there for, and I tried it. I was like, hey, this is fine. I'm going on to the asshole now.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
What's going on, guys? What's going on? Who here likes rough sex? Who here likes rough sex with men? Just me? All right, cool. Yeah, I fuck a lot of dudes. It's weird. I get it. I look like this. But I do, I enjoy rough sex, but the problem is I date guys who are way smaller than me. And people think I do that to throw them around like it's Cirque du Soleil. That's not the case.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
I want them to be the dominant one. Let them be in charge. But for rough sex to be hot, there's gotta be that element of danger. I don't feel like I'm in danger. The average weight of the guys I sleep with is 150 pounds. I weigh 320. They can't even get their hands around my neck. For me to feel like they were in charge, I had to give them a weapon. And I'm not sucking dick at gunpoint. Again.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
It's a great family reunion. You think the natural solution is I be the dominant one, you know, I be in charge, but like, I'm afraid I'm so much bigger, I'm gonna kill them, and now I'm like gay Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Like, I didn't mean to kill the twink boy George, I just wanted to pet his butt. Thanks, guys. I'm Peter Angelo.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Yeah, everyone seems to be disappointed by it. I don't get it. Like, oh, it's fine. All right, cool. Yeah, but, like, I was for a long time, and then, you know, I got bored. I was like, all right, let them do the work. But that material is, like, people are going to think you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. It has been a drawback. Like, not many ladies coming around now, no.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Yeah, you got to rip them right off. Pants off, sleeves off, gone.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
About three years. And what do you do for work? I was a truck driver, now it's comedy. Yeah, thank you, lady. But now I teach people to throw axes.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
I think so. Honestly, you know, the internet was coming around. I just started typing in gay and just wanted to check it out. I was like, maybe this is for me.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Yeah. That's what he saw and he wanted to do that. A feminine man and I was like, all right, yes, that. And then just moved on from there.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Um, I'm not sure, because I would say, not that I told them they weren't positive. My brother knew right away, because he kept taking my computer before I could erase the search history.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Yeah, he didn't. Did he keep it a secret for you? Yeah, he did. He didn't care at all. He didn't bother.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Stone cold like. What a way to kick off the show. I was at my house. I invited someone over. I thought he was... I had an inkling he was also gay. Hold on. What was the inkling here? I don't know anyone who doesn't look like me. Right. Most people I think are gay. So he's over at your house. Hoping. It was like, oh, do you want to watch porn? Yeah. But I'm porn. And then, yeah.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Are you saying what? Like a bunch of guys haven't watched porn with their friends and just tried to touch it once. Like...
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Joking. I think it was... Yeah, that's hard. No, it was like, you know, hands are hands. How you can't tell between a guy's hand and a girl's hand? Like that kind of thing. You held his hand? No, stroking his cock. That's less gay than holding his hand. I'm not that gay. That's fag shit.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Yeah. Yeah, we're still friends. We reminisce about it. Do you really? Yeah.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
What's he do for work? That's a good question. Uh, coding. Coding? Yeah, like data shit.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
A lot of metal concerts, go to raves sometimes. I'm training to be a pro wrestler. Really? Yeah. Wow.
KILL TONY
#705 - JIM NORTON + TONY CARUSO
Wow. The cock. I'm a gay trucker who hates straight people.