Peter Angelo

Long time ago.

What was it like?

I mean, if you're a bitch, you're like, eh, but I'm like, eh, whatever, let's try it. Okay. But yeah, I met this punk rock couple. It was a bisexual guy. This is great. Wow. Is my dad here? No, all right. No. He was. He was. He left. Yeah, that's fine.

He doesn't want to bump into him. I met a guy at this party. He was bi. He invited me to, like, you know, hook up with him and his girl. So, you know, they started blowing me. I tried fucking her a little bit. And then he fucked her, and I just fucked him while he fucked her.

And you're just like... For me, I was just like, all right, that's enough. All right. I was like, all right, this, I want to fuck him. That's why I showed up. Right. Did it feel good, though? Did it turn you on? Or were you like, there's no shit in here?

So it's kind of like, whoa. I wanted to fuck the other person. That's what I was there for, and I tried it. I was like, hey, this is fine. I'm going on to the asshole now.

Yeah.

What's his name, Lucky Devil?

Thank you.

Oh, awesome. Thank you guys so much.

What's going on, guys? What's going on? Who here likes rough sex? Who here likes rough sex with men? Just me? All right, cool. Yeah, I fuck a lot of dudes. It's weird. I get it. I look like this. But I do, I enjoy rough sex, but the problem is I date guys who are way smaller than me. And people think I do that to throw them around like it's Cirque du Soleil. That's not the case.

I want them to be the dominant one. Let them be in charge. But for rough sex to be hot, there's gotta be that element of danger. I don't feel like I'm in danger. The average weight of the guys I sleep with is 150 pounds. I weigh 320. They can't even get their hands around my neck. For me to feel like they were in charge, I had to give them a weapon. And I'm not sucking dick at gunpoint. Again.

It's a great family reunion. You think the natural solution is I be the dominant one, you know, I be in charge, but like, I'm afraid I'm so much bigger, I'm gonna kill them, and now I'm like gay Lenny from Of Mice and Men. Like, I didn't mean to kill the twink boy George, I just wanted to pet his butt. Thanks, guys. I'm Peter Angelo.

Yeah, everyone seems to be disappointed by it. I don't get it. Like, oh, it's fine. All right, cool. Yeah, but, like, I was for a long time, and then, you know, I got bored. I was like, all right, let them do the work. But that material is, like, people are going to think you're gay. Yeah. Yeah. It has been a drawback. Like, not many ladies coming around now, no.

Yeah, you got to rip them right off. Pants off, sleeves off, gone.

Absolutely.

I live in New York City right now.

About three years. And what do you do for work? I was a truck driver, now it's comedy. Yeah, thank you, lady. But now I teach people to throw axes.

I think so. Honestly, you know, the internet was coming around. I just started typing in gay and just wanted to check it out. I was like, maybe this is for me.

Yeah. That's what he saw and he wanted to do that. A feminine man and I was like, all right, yes, that. And then just moved on from there.

My dad was like, become a trucker. Truck stops.

Um, I'm not sure, because I would say, not that I told them they weren't positive. My brother knew right away, because he kept taking my computer before I could erase the search history.

Yeah, he didn't. Did he keep it a secret for you? Yeah, he did. He didn't care at all. He didn't bother.

I don't know.

Stone cold like. What a way to kick off the show. I was at my house. I invited someone over. I thought he was... I had an inkling he was also gay. Hold on. What was the inkling here? I don't know anyone who doesn't look like me. Right. Most people I think are gay. So he's over at your house. Hoping. It was like, oh, do you want to watch porn? Yeah. But I'm porn. And then, yeah.

Are you saying what? Like a bunch of guys haven't watched porn with their friends and just tried to touch it once. Like...

And then just like, oh, you know.

Joking. I think it was... Yeah, that's hard. No, it was like, you know, hands are hands. How you can't tell between a guy's hand and a girl's hand? Like that kind of thing. You held his hand? No, stroking his cock. That's less gay than holding his hand. I'm not that gay. That's fag shit.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, we're still friends. We reminisce about it. Do you really? Yeah.

We are still friends.

What's he do for work? That's a good question. Uh, coding. Coding? Yeah, like data shit.

A lot of metal concerts, go to raves sometimes. I'm training to be a pro wrestler. Really? Yeah. Wow.

Wow. The cock. I'm a gay trucker who hates straight people.

Steel pipe.