Person 9
Appearances
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Bay right now.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Well, well, well. the Sunday Cool Slammers back in the building. And I know there's a lot of you that have been wondering, watching, listening, thinking, Sunday Cool Slammer, where have you been? Well, let me be honest. I've been traveling the world, you see, stepping foot in all 438 of countries on God's green earth. And to be honest, I've had a great time learning about cultures and whatnot.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
But I've got to tell you something. Because I've traveled from California to Cancun. From New York City to New Brunswick. And there's one thing that's very clear. The people of this world, all humanity herself, are being forced to wear greasy, scratchy, uncomfortable t-shirts. And I'm here to put an end to it.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
You see, I'm issuing a challenge to every man, woman, and child out there who thinks wearing uncomfortable t-shirts is a good idea. I'm challenging you to a one-on-one steel cage match at SummerSlam. If you choose to accept this challenge, be prepared for three things. Number one, be ready.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Because when you come in contact with this super soft gear, not only will you feel at first like you're being cradled in a warm cloud of cotton candy. Before you know it, you're gonna be knocked out and overcome with comfortability. Number two, when the shock is fading and you're standing there wondering where your mama is, guess what?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
This size eight and a half boot is gonna come across your chin so fast you're gonna wonder no longer why Sunday Cool offers a 72 hour turnaround. Number three, when you're laying there dazed and confused on a mat, looking up to your lord asking, save me, bam! You're going to get hit with the fact that, guess what? We do everything fully custom. Just like a one, two, three jab.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
We're going to make you stand out from all the rest, turning your design dreams into a beautiful reality. Now I want to finish with this. I don't care if you're the king of Kentucky. I don't care if you're the prince of Pompeii. If you choose not to go to sundaycool.com and order your t-shirts right now. Then get ready to face the wrath of Sunday Cool Slammer laying the hammer down.