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Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
This is the trick. It's literally a piece of plastic. It's like you're being tricked right now. Close your eyes.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Before we go.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Good. Hey! That's my friend! That's my friend! He just wants a sandwich.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
I said water. I said water. What is the sea made out of?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
A third of it is.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Whose side are you on?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Wait a minute. Things aren't ending up here. Hey, welcome back, Lil.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Been a long time.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
You came up with that in two weeks?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
It's a rabbit. It's a rabbit bone.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
There's literally not a house, but there's an Amazon.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Tysha Fargas. Tysha Fargas.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Maybe. I don't know. That's crazy. 5,000 feet. Yes.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
they said we stole it that ain't true we built the gulf with the red white and blue oh gosh dug it deep with our bare hands now's the greatest body of water in the land it's filled with sweet tea and barbecue sauce Ain't no foreign tides rolling through our dogs. And when the moon pulls the waves just right, they rise up singing, we're born to fight.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
You're welcome, world, for all that you've done. We built the moon and we made the sun. We gave you wheels, we always win. Built the gulf where no gulf had been We made the pyramids one by one Taught Shakespeare how to make them puns We invented pizza, built the Great Wall Taught cavemen how to throw a football Invented sushi, invented wine Taught the French how to properly dine.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
That was almost pretty good. That was almost really great. But it sucked!
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
The Leaning Tower, that was our plan. Have you heard of Beethoven? He's American, man. You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the stars, we built the sun. We gave you fire. We made the wheel. And we taught the penguins how to waddle for real. They say we take too much credit. But where's the proof? I just don't get it. Who else could dream so bold and so grand?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Who else could claim all of this land? You're welcome, world, for all we have done. We made the air. We made the fun. We wrote your books. We made your cheese. And we built the gulf with pure liberty. Woo-hoo! Sing it! Oh! We built the Gulf with pure liberty.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
What? I'm joking! It's a podcast!
Ninjas Are Butterflies
130 - Alexander the Great Nephilim Ties, Aliens Found in Russian Lake
Episode 130.