Payton Purther
Appearances
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Also, like, our drive to sushi was good, too.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like, my problem is I always think it's good.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Objectively, this season is not good.
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It's just boring. I don't think people, like, are super invested in, like, the girls and their relationships. Grant.
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I don't know. I think that people just aren't super invested, like, in this cast.
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You kind of have to be in Batch Nation to get it.
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Joey, a few seasons ago, was pretty great.
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Summer House is my favorite Bravo show.
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Yeah. When Hannah's on it, it is fucking sick.
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Yes. And it's like now the cast is really matured.
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But back then they were like fucking insane.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yes. And the relationships, like they treated each other disgusting.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So we had eight martinis at the club.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, Paige and Craig is like new. They've been dating for like three years. They just broke up.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, Craig's from Southern Charm.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, so basically I'm so happy that you're watching Summer House.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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This is all I could ask for. I'm literally so excited. Okay, so there's Summer House and then they created a new show. This was maybe like two years ago called Winter House.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So it was like some of the people from Summer House and then people from like Southern Charm, different people from like the Bravoverse and Paige and Craig met on Winter House. And Paige was hooking up with this like Italian model. He was so hot.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And then Craig was like there. Uh-huh. And then I think they like connected after.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I mean, they like just broke up. They're still like kind of going through the motions.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I would just be like probably like so disheveled and upset knowing me.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I feel like you would also be like, oh my God, you going through a public breakup. You'd post everything and then you'd wake up and be like, what have I done?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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He kept saying, roll the window down. I need to pull over. I said, don't worry. I promise no one's throwing up like this happens. And I, and I promise we are not the type to throw up in an Uber. Like actually, yes, we are. Me.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And they're like, Jake, Jake's getting there. Crack it on. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Do you remember that one phone call when you were getting mad at Matt? What did I keep saying in the background? When he like fucking freaked out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, no, no, no, no, no. It was something else.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Jake and Matt were like arguing. And I was very much agreeing with Jake because I thought his points were very valid. And I thought the reason he was upset was very valid. So I don't know if I knew that Matt could hear me, but they were on the phone. And every maybe 30 seconds, I would just in the background that part.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like, shut the fuck up. And then I had to just fucking hang up on you guys, which, like, yes, I get that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I, ugh, because I really, I protect your peace.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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We pop. So it's like if you're upset about something and I very much agree that you've been wronged, then I get like more upset than you do.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And then I really just get so upset for you, I make you more upset.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Because it was, ugh, you got like the screening link and Jake does this thing where if he, ugh, oh my God, it's so annoying.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like if we eat dinner or something, Jake eats to the point where he gets himself so full and so uncomfortable he has to go to sleep.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So Jake will make so many plans before he eats dinner. And then the second he's done eating, he's like, I gotta go to bed. Yeah. And I'm like, Jake, like, I'll even call him out, like, before we eat dinner.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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We have to hang out after this. Like, don't make yourself feel sick. He makes himself feel sick. So we were supposed to watch it together. And then Jake obviously ate too much and made himself uncomfortable and was like, I gotta go watch this in bed. On my computer.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, Julia and I watched it at my grandma's house. And I was like turning down the volume. I was like, oof, this one's freaky.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, I can't figure... Whatever, Jenna's friend. Jenna's boyfriend.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, yeah. That was like a point of contention in their relationship because he was trying to get money to like do nice things for her. And she just like didn't really understand the significance of it. Did you see my Snapchat from Milan?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I threw up in a guy's Uber our freshman year of college and then I woke up to a Venmo request from him.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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We went out with these Italian, the Italian guys and the one who told me his uncle directed Coppemia.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like, did someone screenshot it? Because I need it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I don't think I did. We were out with these Italian men. They took us to like a very local club. It was so fucking fun.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Outside of our dinner. I think that they probably ate at the same restaurant and they were waiting for their car and we were waiting for our Uber because the restaurant closed. We like stayed there until like 1230 and they were like, get out, get out. The restaurant's closed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And the guys were waiting for their car and we were getting in the car and they were like, what are you guys doing? And we were like, oh, we're actually going to the bar right now to like get a spritz. Do you guys want to come? And we're like, yeah, we'll meet you there.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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He then, we are just talking. He was visiting his two friends that lived in Milan, but he was from Madrid. And obviously I don't know anyone from Madrid except he goes, do you know anyone from Madrid? I go, Nicole Wallace.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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He was like, I mean, like, I don't know her personally, but, like, I go, Culpa Mia, like, that's my favorite movie on the planet. Like, hello? Have you seen it? And he was like, yeah, I've seen it. Like, Culpa Mia? Like, how do you know Culpa Mia? I go, Culpa Mia's my favorite movie.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like, obviously, I know Culpa Mia. Like, I'm probably half of the viewership of Culpa Mia.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I watch it, like, weekly. And he was like, my uncle directed Culpa Mia. I was like... Are you fucking serious? I guess I should have asked more questions, but I was just like honestly too stunned to speak.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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We need to go to Copa Nuestra's premiere.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's like the exact same storyline. It's just like a different cast.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, Jake did. Jake slept in my roommate's bed and I slept with the guy in my twin bed.
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I just feel like such a personal connection to the original Coppamia.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's like, I'm sure, like, Coppamia London's amazing. I haven't seen it yet. Just because it's like, it's not the same to me as the OG Coppamia.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Coppetua, they got back together, but... Honestly, I did feel like they went through too much turmoil in their relationship where it's like almost like- Awkward. Irreparable.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, spoiler alert. She gave his mom like access into the house.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And then she like used it to kind of like fuck the family.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And then he, like, she, like, hooked up with someone else.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They honestly, like, kind of did a little too much.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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But he, um... What was it? I think it was that she was pregnant. It was his parents.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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She was pregnant and his parents found out and didn't tell him. So he had no idea. So it wasn't like his fault. Right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I think so too. And also... Ugh. It's like, just let them be together.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Right. It's like, they're soulmates, so.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Outer Banks. My Life with the Walter Brothers.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So good. The QB in me also is so good. Anything that's like that, like the Tubi original. Anything that's original from a streaming service. Like The Summer I Turned Pretty, Amazon original. My favorite. My favorite book is being adapted into an Amazon original, and I think it's going to be the vibe of The Summer I Turned Pretty.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's called Every Summer After, but I think they're changing the name to Every Year After.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's, like, the same vibe as the summer I Turn Pretty. It's, like, this girl is at her summer house, and her neighbor is, like, a guy that's her age that, like, has an older brother.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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That was, like, had such a rude connotation.
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I mean, it's not a thriller. Like, that's not what I'm seeking.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Okay, so I guess I can guess what's going to happen in a teen rom series.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I got a grilled cheese. We got milkshakes.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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A young adult series. XO Kitty is a TV spinoff of To All the Boys I've Loved Before. So it's like Lara Jean's younger sister goes to boarding school.
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Emily in Paris, Netflix original.
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That's a personal problem. Shonda Rhimes is a genius.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I mean, period piece. Like, the music is just an instrumental version of, like, all of our favorite songs. They make it. They do such a good job of making it, like, modern.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yes. Yes. It's like... And what is it?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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You would... Because, like, Adam Brody, like, The Resurgence, and Leighton Meester is going to be in the next...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Well, we were obviously having cravings.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, my God. I'm rewatching Normal People right now, actually.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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But it's very similar to One Day.
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I mean, like, I like Emily Henry.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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She is doing the summer books that I like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, regretting you. It's going to be a movie with Dave Franco.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It is about, it's honestly a lot, very different than her other books. I do think you'd like it. Like, I know.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I'm like speaking to like an empty.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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You're not going to actually like listen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No, she didn't. She did Verity.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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That's what you're thinking of.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It's about, I haven't read Verity. I'm going to read it next. Shocking, I haven't read it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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But we have to like, I'm kind of slow reader.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I'll read fast for you, but like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah. I can like binge the fuck out of a show though.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I feel like I'm not. Like the first time I watched Vampire Diaries, like I was, I would bring my iPad to class.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And like I, at work, this is like so bad, I have my monitor and I watch whatever I'm watching on like one screen and then I work on the other screen.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh my God. Okay. So I watched Scandal for the first time, like relatively recently, like a year ago. And Kennedy and I would wake up two hours early for work so we could watch it before we went to work. And then we would get home, and we would just turn it on and stay up until, like, four in the morning. We'd sleep for two hours, wake up, wake up, keep watching.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I've, like, never felt that way about the show, aside from Vampire Diaries.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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You know how people, like, are going to bed excited for their morning coffee? Yeah. Like, I was going to bed excited for my morning Shonda.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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When, no, because that was when Kennedy and I were in our worst viewing patterns because I was so fucking anxious. We had to keep watching until it was over.
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Until she was like saved from being kidnapped.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Exactly what I said. We would. I was so fucking anxious that when she got kidnapped, I couldn't stop watching until she was safe. It was like 10 episodes and we stayed up all night. And I went to bed never. I went to work the next morning unslept.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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For sure. She's amazing. And I wish that I could watch Grey's Anatomy so badly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, yeah, you guys showed the video of me getting a shot.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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When I was literally 18. I'm really scared of needles and, like, hospitals and, like, everything like that. Oh, but regretting you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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No. I want to watch it, though.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I think it's supposed to be amazing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh, my God. The warehouse was diabolical. Diabolical.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Holy fuck, you're unlocking so many memories.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, of course I do. Do you? Sometimes. I mean, I like our life now, too.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I feel like it's... They're fun for, like, different reasons. And, like, our life now is, like... It's fun.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, you did. You left the kids home alone.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Well, why don't you share while I think?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Oh my God. That was- The best night of my life. So fucking fun.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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That night was so fucking fun. Also, I remember I woke up, like, in, we woke up, like, in our costumes. Also, the next night, the Halloween party was so much fun, too.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I mean, not me. I want to go home at five.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Well, that's why we loved Overpass because you could go until five and they still... Honestly, later than five. And they still served alcohol.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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But also, one of my favorite nights post-grad was when Alex was visiting and... you bought the table at Off Sunset.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Ugh, there's always a theme of us just, like, never wanting to go home. Because we don't ever want to go home. Do you remember you bought the bottle and they told you?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They said that they wouldn't close.
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And we'll stay open. You guys can stay. You can, like, drink it, whatever. And then we bought the bottle and they're like, lights on.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Bradley just slept for three and a half days while you were in Aspen. Gagged you, huh?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, I guess you're just like not meant to be an aunt.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And they're perfect and so cute.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I feel like a lot of babies aren't, like, that ugly because it's, like, everything about them is, like, cute.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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So cute, of course. My nephew is obsessed with Jake.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They... He, like, doesn't let anyone hold him at this age because he's, like, so...
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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And he loved Jake. I think he loved your like male energy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Our babies don't throw up and they don't spit up nothing. They're like very easy as we said, which we know is so lucky. We're so, so appreciative of their behavior.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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But what I would probably do is if he keeps throwing up on you and you keep having to like change your clothes, I would just walk around naked like with a burp cloth.
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I would. I do. Right? Like you have like a burp cloth.
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I mean, I don't really know what else you're supposed to do. Also, maybe, like, keep your kiddo naked, too, so you don't have to keep changing him or her.
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I would love some clarification, Tara, if it's, like, spit up or your baby's, like, sick.
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And, like, really just, like, not okay. But spit up's very normal, Mama, so you just have to go with the flow.
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And we saw- Which is the best pharmacy ever.
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I feel like that's so normal. That like does happen. Not the blind part.
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But when you're like changing, especially like a boy.
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And it's definitely not your fault. Also, it's like if you're going to change like the baby.
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Neither did I. Yeah, that's, like, not my energy.
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And, like, Justin came out, like, in his whale outfit. Did Bradley come out in his overalls?
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They have- Anything you could ever want.
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I think you're supposed to say, like, hey, Siri.
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Okay, so I feel like she had eye problems and probably should just go to the eye doctor and shouldn't blame your perfect kiddo.
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So we were looking in all the aisles and Jake took a look at the baby doll section. Well, I don't want to call it a baby doll section because they're not baby dolls. Jake took a look in the hospital aisle.
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We can't relate because our kids don't wake us up. But I'm so happy that you're bringing this to light about the noises because we're just spreading awareness to other mamas who are expecting.
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So if you are expecting a new kiddo and you've never heard this, alert.
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Yeah, they're just making some noises. It's very normal. I feel like babies, they're like...
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And it's like they stretch and like they breathe funny. It's like.
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They're going to be so sad. They're so codependent.
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Yeah, that's okay, mama. But we definitely have that issue with Bradley and Justin. They like to nibble.
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Me either. That just doesn't seem like my personal journey, but I'm happy it works. And if other mamas want to try it, then go ahead. Be my guest.
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Ugh, like I wouldn't even be able to have a hot therapist in the first place.
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I would be so nervous to talk about like my love life and I would be so nervous to talk about anything because I would just be like so nervous that he's hot.
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Honestly you should get a new one in the first place if he's hot.
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Like I'm not nervous. I'm not like telling you about my life. I'm kind of addicted to the therapist.
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And we fell in love with Bradley and Justin. It was love at first sight.
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I mean, that would be an issue if you were a mama.
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Cause she would definitely wake the kids up if she's just yelping in her room through the walls. But I would definitely tell her it's not rude. It's like something that's happening and you don't have to say it in like an aggressive or like a judgmental way. You can just say, Hey, like FYI, has anyone told you that you like yell in your sleep? Right. I feel like that's not rude.
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I feel like it's literally the same as telling someone they snore.
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And we have sleepovers pretty often.
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It was love at first sight. We bought them in their perfect little boxes. Justin came with a whale.
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Hi, Shia. Hi, Shia. Shia, do you want to meet Justin?
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It's Justin. Say hi, Justin. Say hi, Justin.
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Matt, do you have any advice for mamas?
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And there are a lot of single parents watching.
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Bradley lost his hat early on, huh?
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Thanks for singing our praises.
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Yeah, we didn't have a nanny. We didn't have a night nurse.
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Well, they were hungry. It was their first sushi.
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Well, thank God he was with Shia.
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We got a true kid's perspective.
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Kids are... They're not meaning it to be rude.
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Yeah, and I feel like a child's honesty is honestly so sweet and fun. Right, isn't that sweet?
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And our waiter was the best vibe.
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Yeah, that means they liked your sweater. Yeah.
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Also, it's like I see a lot of six-year-olds. I don't like their outfit.
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Yeah, because a six-year-old doesn't like your sweater. Like, come on. It's fine.
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But being a kindergarten teacher, that's really sweet and fun.
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Okay. I, as I said, I'm really scared of needles. So I had a lot of trouble with the epidural.
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Yeah. Jake had no problems. We were in one of the rooms that just had like a divider. So we had like the front half of the curtain like unzipped so we could keep talking to each other and looking at each other. I really recommend that. Like if you're going to plan out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
She was holding the kids, loving them, brought us everything they needed. They had their high chairs and it was just... We also got foot massages and everyone at the salon loved them. Yeah, they're a hit.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah. Plan out like your birth schedule with a friend and your conception timeline. Like if you know that you guys want to be pregnant together, like maybe keep having sex on the same week.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
It was really, really fast. And we were just lucky that it happened at the same time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
They had to give me, like, pills before.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
But we were super lucky, like we weren't putting our bodies through like hell and back just because it happened so fast. It was like such quick.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Oh, we went through all of those?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Do you have a baby mama? Did you get a real pregnant? Have you? No.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Well, they're named after some of our favorite celebrities. I'm going to speak for myself. When I say Justin, it's after Justin Bieber.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, so Justin and Bradley. It was really easy, honestly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And I did think that this was such a good time where I could use a name that, since it was just, like, so unexpected and last minute, and this is, like, my first one, I didn't use one of the names that were on, like, my list that I've had, like, in my notes app forever.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Everywhere we have taken the kids, everyone's fallen in love. Love at first sight.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, happy, and Justin's gonna be a hockey player.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
But they're going to be best friends and be really supportive of each other. Right. And Bradley will come to Justin's hockey games and Justin will go to Bradley's plays.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Do you want to kick us off or me?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I know. This is a tough question for Jake because Bradley did have the most trouble latching. Justin, it was pretty immediate. Like, we didn't have many issues. Like, we have a really good nipple cream we've been using. We brought it to the hospital. What's funny, mama?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Once again, everyone loved them. In the hot bar line, we had the kids in the cart in the front little section. Boys were coming up to us.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And I don't know. I think maybe the biggest thing would be to watch all of those like pregnancy prep videos on TikTok. I know that we did that. Like what's in my hospital bag?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Like what's in my hospital bag? Like all of the best things to get. And then you should probably have the best time going from there. Mm-hmm.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Oh, you have little toddlers, mama.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I think there are so many good recipes on TikTok. Like, I see all of these other mamas, and this is definitely what I plan to do when Justin's a little older and Bradley, too. you like disguise vegetables. So if your kids like favorite food is pasta, you make red sauce with like, you boil like carrots, maybe like peppers, other vegetables, and then you blend it together with the sauce.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And then at least they're getting like more nutrients. And then the same vibe with chicken nuggets. You can make, there are so many recipes online, but homemade chicken nuggets where you put like broccoli, spinach with like the ground chicken. So it might take a little extra work like cooking, but I think try to disguise vegetables and foods they already like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Right. I feel like it's, people don't really hate like that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Honestly, no, because I do think that that's the best tool. But if you have like a trusted person in your life, like maybe your kiddos, like grandchild, like godparent, a bestie, a grandparent, you can ask them to do it. Or like, yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Okay, mama, you're speaking our language first off. It does take a village, but breast milk is not the only way. There's really good formulas. A lot of people don't even breastfeed.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, I think that's too much to ask. And I do not think it's rude to say no or awkward. You have to pop.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
You have to pip, protect your piece.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I would have honestly freaked out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I learned that we're powerful mamas and it takes a village. And I learned that a lot of people are having the same experiences as us.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And it's so important to have a mom's night out. And life doesn't stop when you have a kid.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I would have been nasty right back.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Like you need to learn to make time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah. You need to learn to make time.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
For you and not let being a mama like take over everything. Right. Like you still need to.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah. And just like be there for each other and lean on each other. Right.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Cause like what? Moms deserve to have fun too.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Wait, a thousand percent. It was mom's night out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They only wake up when we get them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They wake up when we wake them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Yeah, I know. Not everyone has it that easy.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Oh my gosh. Good question. Can you go first?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Oh, that's a good one. I've been thinking about it all.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Like every single one of those shows is my favorite.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, it just got renewed for a third season. But Paradise is a little too mature for me, I'd say.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, and even, like, the first episode you can't describe because, like, at the end there's, like, a little... And it, like, it'll gag you. Yeah.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And then the last one comes out.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Well, we tried to watch it in Milan and, like, Hulu's different there.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We can talk about... bleep that basically i had a french man that she brought one on a date with well i met him when i was in paris a few months ago and then julie and i got stuck in paris and i thought it was the perfect time to like go on a date with him yeah i was wrong
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I made Julia come and sit on a date with me, basically.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
It was seriously me, Julia, this boy. We were sitting at a long bar table, and the second he sat down, I knew I didn't like him.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Because he smelled bad. Because, you know, like, obviously, you kind of get a vibe right off the bat.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
No, you didn't, honestly. Because he had such good vibes, like, over text.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yes. And, like, the language barrier was not an issue. It wasn't like that. It was just the fact that he simply couldn't hold a conversation either.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And it was like pulling teeth. And everything I liked, he said he didn't like.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Like basically, he would be like, what's your favorite place to vacation? I was like, or he said, what's your favorite place like in France? I was like, oh my gosh, like Saint-Tropez. I love the south of France. He's like, yeah, like it's so basic. What? Like that vibe.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
It was just more his energy. And then he was like, you can only get to Courchevel by jet.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Oh, cool. He was like, yeah, like the runway is really small. So like you can't go there if you don't have a private plane. What?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Looks like I'm not going to Courchevel.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah. He was just like making up bullshit. And then I don't know. He was literally just saying that he didn't like anything I said I liked.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Julia was also, Julia was so tired because we, basically we missed our first flight, not on, it was not our fault, but our last night in Milan, so Sunday night or Saturday night, we went to a late dinner and then we were packing and we were getting picked up in the morning and we just said, we're honestly not tired, so let's just stay up the whole night so we can sleep the whole flight.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And then like at 6 a.m. we look at each other and we're like, we're starving. So we room serviced at 6 in the morning pizza and gelato. It was so good. But then we are at the airport. It's like 10 in the morning and they were like, your plane's in Paris and it's like probably delayed three hours and our layover was two hours. So we were like, Julia's like, let's change our flights now.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We're not going to make it. I was like, we're probably going to make it. We should not change our flights, which is like the most me thing ever.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We should probably change our flights to like a later one or one to the next day, like the soonest one we can get on because we were going to miss our flight. And of course, I was like, we should probably keep the flights because we're probably going to make it.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, we missed it, obviously. And were you upset? No.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We were like, this is super inconvenient, but now we get to have dinner in Paris.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We went to one of Sylvia's favorite restaurants.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
You love steak and French fries and soup. Yes, you do. You're lying. And bread and butter. What?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
And you love, what is it? Like the sea? It's like a shell. Comes in a shell. You know. Snails.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
So you like French food and you just lie.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We were with, yes, mom needed to take the edge off.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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It was so much fun, but we missed you.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, what do you want to do? I would absolutely eat that.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We went last Tuesday and it was fucked up.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We're really sad you're leaving.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Detroit. I'm so excited. I can't believe you're finally going to Michigan.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
My whole family's going to be there.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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They're so good. They're going to be like stage parents.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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I know. She texted in the chat. I was like, respectfully, like you didn't have to buy them.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I need to watch the second episode.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I really like this season. You have to watch season two though.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Episode two of season three. Well, yeah, because in White Lotus, they have to set the whole scene of everything. They're setting a whole universe, so it's just kind of putting all the pieces together.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Should we go? Isn't it in Sicily?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, there needs to be clubs. And, like, I want a dinner where I'm on the table shaking my ass.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Then, like, why are we on vacation?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Exactly. I'll sit on the fucking couch at home.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Always. Okay, so, like, birthday. Birthday.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I need to be, like, seriously, like, upside down on my birthday.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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My 21st. Do you have a favorite birthday of all my birthdays?
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah. That's not your favorite.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
So fun. Also, I feel like there's something that is just like so exciting about, we weren't like new friends, but we had only been friends for like a year.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
So it kind of was like a newer friendship. There's nothing more fun than when you get to bring like a new friend home from college.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
But, like, I'm going to pause his growing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We want to go on a double date so badly.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
We really want to go on a double date.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
I went on a date maybe like two months ago and I made Will go on a date at the exact same time at the exact same place. And then the guy like went to the bathroom after like an hour. I honestly didn't notice even that Will was there yet. And he had been sitting like directly next to me.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, he sent me a photo of us. And then I looked over and started heaving laughing.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
Session 64: Motherhood with Payton Purther
Yeah, he was like, he was texting me like, he's cute. Look at the way he just did XYZ. I was like, holy fuck.
Therapuss with Jake Shane
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Because, like, what a waste of a drive to not listen to it.