Pauline de Tarragon
Appearances
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
C'est surtout l'odeur. C'est l'odeur qui ralentit les gens, vachement.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Tu conduis déjà ? Non, je sais pas conduire, et c'est un des trucs, je pense, qui serait le plus dangereux pour moi et pour les autres.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Vraiment, parce que j'ai une tolérance et une patience zéro, et ne serait-ce que dans le métro, quand quelqu'un me cherche la merde, je pars au quart de tour. Donc je sais que le... J'ai un couteau et un cuir, et des lunettes et une banane. Et je lui dis, qu'est-ce qu'il y a ? Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And so, it's true that it's... In general, when my relatives imagine me driving, they first have a little crazy laugh. And then they say, when are you going to pass the license?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's true that when we saw an incredible one, for example, I had never seen Breaking Bad and so I finished a few weeks ago, but I don't see the point of starting a series again because I know it's going to be less good.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Moi, c'est moi-même, je pense. Mais je n'ai jamais fait de dinguerie. Par contre, je pense qu'il y a des moments où j'avais l'air semi inconsciente sur le retour. Et peut-être aussi, parfois, ils ne comprennent pas trop. Quand je prends Uber Pet, ils ne comprennent pas. Alors, Uber Pet à Bordeaux. With the dog, they come and say, no, I don't take dogs. And I'm like, no, it's Uber Pet.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And so after that, we yell at each other a little bit and they end up taking the dog. But I think they take revenge on the note. Yeah, the note, there you take a little star. So everything is not my fault.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Mais par contre, tu peux lâcher des caisses tout le trajet. C'est juste ça.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Ou alors elle a le bon rythme, c'est-à-dire qu'elle dit un petit truc, après elle laisse le gars. Moi c'est vrai que quand le mec me parle, je renvoie les questions. Mais par exemple, l'autre fois, le mec il était sympa et après il m'a dit « t'habites où ? » Déjà j'étais là « bah tu m'y amènes, donc c'est chelou, t'as littéralement mon adresse.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
» Et après c'est parti en conversation, genre un peu deep et tout, et je me suis dit « est-ce que ça va trop loin ? » Et tu sais jamais si les gens sont fous ou pas, quoi.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yes, there is the thing when you say your job too, they want to watch a video of you at the same time that they drive or put your music at 8000 watts in the thing.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And in addition, they don't say if they like it or not. And suddenly, you're just there listening to your own song that you released five years ago. And it lasts very, very long.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
They don't like it too much, they prefer that the dog is in a bag.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Il a littéralement la main sur la hanche. Je ne mens pas. J'attends de voir.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I also confuse things when there are more or less the same letters. I swear, it's true.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
The first Us. A little stylish. Well, no, but it's crazy, though.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
But the theory is very ferocious. Wait, but what is the theory? It's that if your, I don't know what, us, the second one, it's bigger than your thumb or I don't know what, it means it's the most intelligent people who have that. Yes, okay. You like this kind of survey. But it's 100% true for me.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I don't know, wait. I just came out of there saying I'm superior to the average. I didn't even read the text. But you have to send it to 40 people, otherwise it doesn't work.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I have very nice feet. I have very nice feet, but I don't dare to share them because now that I know that there is Wikifeet...
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yes, because I don't really know what people are going to do with it. You have 4.76 out of 5.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
But you couldn't play with them. Because, first, they're sheets. They're sheets, you can feel them more.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yeah, I can remember that. It's crazy, in fact, we have this need, this generation, to find, in fact, everything that brought us comfort in our childhood. C'était un peu Fabrice Lucchini que j'essayais de dire.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And when you go in, I've already been to Avignon's, when you put one foot in it, they jump on you and say, if you buy one product, we'll give you three! And then you say, well, I was going to buy something, and they choose you in three. And then they say, we're in process, in fact. And there's super loud music and everything. And you're like, oh my God, why did I get in there?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
If someone comes and asks me questions that I didn't plan, I can be like, oh, fuck. But it's especially that I don't have the answer to that thing.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
That's what I'm saying, that's what I'm saying. You know Macron, you might be able to... That, that would really help me.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
But once you said no, thank you. There may be hostages. Indeed.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Je récupère tous tes Legos. Non, ça va très bien. Je suis très contente. Je ne m'attendais pas à vous revoir cette semaine et ça me fait très plaisir.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Wow, I really thought I was going to make a fool of myself. No, no.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
No, I have a mother who has the Diogenes syndrome and who keeps everything. And suddenly, it makes me anxious when there are too many things to do somewhere. So I keep little things, like movie tickets, little things that go into notebooks, and then I sort the notebooks.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yes, I understand. Like if I had a... Yes, but because in addition, I often say to myself, damn, I buy too many things and all, and so I suddenly want to throw everything away.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Attends, je comprends pas. Comment un facteur de la poste peut être relié à cette histoire ?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I was looking at you and I was like, he's the smart one, he has to understand.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
He ripped off his sleeves and he's wearing them right now.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yes, but it's all the monuments. No, exactly. There are, it's okay.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
You insult all the people who send you DMs, in fact. The ICCF. No, but they say, hey...
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
That's hard for all the people he hasn't answered. They're going to be like, ah, really?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I love it. I think most people just say to themselves, oh, he has a pretty tattoo. Yes, yes.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
On a parlé de Disney pendant 15 minutes aussi. Oui, on a eu des gros bébés tous ensemble, j'ai l'impression.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
People loved it. In a few words, what do you... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
For me, 3D printing was like that. I don't know anything about it.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I don't know. His sweater there, you see. No, but I didn't do much. You start a bit in 3D.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Jusque là, j'irai pas jusque là. Je peux pas ouvrir les yeux dans Ratatouille. C'est ces trucs de fixer un écran et que ça bouge, c'est ça qui te... Ouais, ou j'en ai peut-être un peu marre de la technologie, j'ai juste envie de m'amuser avec d'autres humains. L'odeur de l'herbe. Oui, c'est ça. Puis les rats à Paris, on en a un petit peu notre claque aussi.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Where have you been? I can't... A good memory! Just a good memory. But I was very lucky because I've been on a lot of trips, and so I mix them all up.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Non, qu'est-ce que j'ai trouvé ? Non, parce que c'est le plus bel endroit. C'est pas, genre, le meilleur souvenir ou quoi. C'est le plus bel endroit.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Je pense qu'un des trucs qui m'a le plus mind blown... Non, j'arrête. Tu peux... Ici, on est OK avec ça. No, but for example, this summer, I was in the mountains. But then, the thing is that I'm too bad at geography, so I'm going to say anything. But well, I was in a super beautiful mountain near... Wait, what's it called?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And in fact, it's just places where you literally don't meet anyone. And it's beautiful. We're going to go on the Internet because... Maybe on my Instagram, there are some photos. Subscribe.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's still Elon Musk. It's not Elon Musk, not Tiber. Are these people who have lost something and suddenly we gave them money to comfort them? No, no, that's not it. So it's the city that received it. It seemed to me to be the only possible answer. In fact...
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Est-ce qu'il a racheté la maison d'une personne connue, morte ?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
In fact, it's a style of a woman that sometimes you buy something, you know it's not very good, but it's a pleasure.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
You just hope there's no VR headset. While you're dying, otherwise it's over.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
In fact, it's more for the others. I know that I like it. I tell myself it's cool to have, for example, the voice of my parents in videos, recordings and stuff like that, where I tell myself when they won't be there anymore, I think it will make me happy to have something to keep. But on the other hand, me, to leave stuff to others. I don't care.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
No, I'm still terrified. Ah yeah? But I don't want to leave anything at all.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Just make a moment when it happens, to make like... But at worst, it lasts a few seconds.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Is there a little addiction? Because for example, yesterday, I was looking at my friend's phone a little bit. I saw that he was going to ask questions three times to ChachGPT during the day. And I told him, it's starting to get a lot there, isn't it?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's answers to... How to respond to a little boring email, or things like that. Or summarizing things, I don't know if he's bad at that.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Hugo, it wasn't a criticism. No, no, no. Yes, because we know he listens.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Well, listen, I'll ask him tonight, but it's true. I'm a little tired of talking about work.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Et du coup, ils pourront faire la scène qu'il y a dans tous les films, de faire genre, ils habitent dans Ikea ?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Can you eat food at will? I've never tasted personally. I mean, what kind of hot dog? Me neither.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
The meritocracy, the meritocracy speech. You just have to do it, right? No, but that said, and there, the 3D printer, there's something that makes me crazy at Ikea.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Moi, j'ai jamais fait ça. J'aimerais beaucoup savoir faire ça.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Before, I would have said something underwater, like a bit submarine style or something, but I think I became claustrophobic with time.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
While you watch The Mandalorian. There's also the Eurostar who does that. Yes, it's true. Every time, I fall for the bad. There's nothing.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I don't know, maybe a sort of hotel with a very, very big bed and a great screen, and stay like two days, you know.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
No, but really a very big bed, like a world record mode, you know.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I'm very dreamy. No, but you love the universe of the bed, really.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Yes, I love to sleep and I love to be in... I also like sofas now.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
You live in a Sofia Coppola for me. It's great. For me, it's okay. It's still a bit weird.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
You're not there when I do it. So you can't see me. And I... Oh my God. She sees the whole film of her life. You get up, you empty the bathtub and you rinse yourself. That's what I say. So you wash yourself after. But you're jealous because you don't have a bathtub. C'est une baignoire.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Il est en train de soulever des haltères sous la table. C'est bon.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
L'Enfer sur Terre délicieux. In and Out. Ouais, ça je connais.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
He's too bad at being matrixed by Tarantino, him. I think it really exists.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And you didn't go. And you didn't go. And you didn't go. And you didn't go.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Or to another country, since it's disgusting everything they eat in England.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's his new style and a Marcel. Oh, but you're Pedro Pascal. Oh, the goat. Too cute, sexy. I look at the photos, actually, it's beautiful. Well, yes. You want to see the Robinson?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I didn't watch it. There's a whole scene that I didn't watch. I'm not spoiling it, but I closed my eyes. I understand.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
But in addition, the actor, at the beginning, I told myself, he doesn't look like him at all. It's going to be hot. And in fact, he has too much stuff.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
He's stupid! He's stupid and hilarious! The big shoulders!
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
But in the last one, the garden dwarves, sometimes they're a little scary.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Actually, since I'm going to the Angoulême Festival next week, I was going to recommend comics that I really liked. Graphic novels, you say? Yeah, but they're already super well-known and read by everyone. So I saw something in a library.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And the mandalas, me. No, I saw in your library a Stranger Things thing, and it made me think that one of my big slaps from last year was the Stranger Things play, which is still being played. And I went there earlier to please my boyfriend, because I followed him less and all, and I said to myself, in a weird play, and in fact, it was incredible. Like, really, I was scared.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
There are special effects, there are things that explode. Did you complain ? I didn't understand everything. No, because it didn't move the seat. On the other hand, what he eats during the thing is strong. And that, me, it's the kind of thing I can fart a little.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Mais je trouve que ça ferait un très bon titre de chanson. Ça sonne vraiment bien. Ou même What About Minigolf.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
So, there is a good news, it's that you don't have to go there.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
No, me, it's more the thing of the pee pause where I played it strategically. That is to say that I went up on people and I ran. Because after, there is a huge queue at the women's. But anyway, the play was crazy. And I didn't think that... And in addition, the English, I said to myself, I'm not going to understand everything.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
La pièce, c'est pas la même chose que la série. Moi, j'ai un peu décroché la série, mais au début, c'est vrai que quand j'ai regardé la série, je pensais qu'à ça. J'étais chez moi, je regardais ça et j'étais trop contente. Je voulais plus sortir dehors.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's clear, it's very American. It's clear. I loved this anecdote.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
So you'll be in Goulême, you'll do some little dedications. I'll be in Goulême on the 31st and the 1st, I think. No, it's this week. So it'll be on the 31st of January and I'll be in dedications. Toutoui will hear you tell me, when are you coming back in the podcast? Well, there I am. I am. And what else?
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
And in fact, we were too lucky because we launched the thing and it was complete in the evening and there are 100 people on the waiting list.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
No, it's in London. No, I'm kidding. And it motivates us to do more.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
I'm a little scared that it won't be so good as a concept, but we'll see what happens.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
In any case, he makes music to sleep with synths and everything. And for me, it will be very slow stuff. It will be very chill.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Not at all, no. There will be no members of Headbanger in the room. It will be just quiet. Can we eat and drink or not? I don't think so. There will be a lot of shit. I have a lot of questions. It's more of a siesta. It's more peaceful.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Today is the last session. And after that, I don't know when it's going to come out. But in any case, it's in the... It's ready. In the pipes. It's in the starting blocks. And while it's coming out, since it's a bit long, I got my battery. And you can see my battery videos on Instagram because I'm proud of it.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
C'est un banger cette activité. Masterclass, cette activité.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
C'est ce qu'on vient de dire pendant 20 minutes. C'est ça ? Concert dessiné.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
Very good one. Yes, it's the one! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell! It's a hell!
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
It's a hell! Because I brought all the police stuff, I was there, I was rambling, I was struggling, and you, you arrive, clack, the answer. You got the words back.
FloodCast
S10E18 - What About Mini-Golf ?
For example, my mother hasn't had a remote control for 10 years. And so often it's on because there's no remote control.