Paula Pell

Don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. Do what I do. Sit in a bathtub with 12 beef bouillon cubes overnight. Number two, you need a hot stone massage? Don't go to the parlor. Slather on some I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter and roll around on a gravel driveway.

Don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. Do what I do. Sit in a bathtub with 12 beef bouillon cubes overnight. Number two, you need a hot stone massage? Don't go to the parlor. Slather on some I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter and roll around on a gravel driveway.

And finally, instead of buying fancy maxi pads, you can make your own. Go to the dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape.

And finally, instead of buying fancy maxi pads, you can make your own. Go to the dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape.

Don't waste your money on expensive self-tanners. Do what I do. Sit in a bathtub with 12 beef bouillon cubes overnight. Number two, you need a hot stone massage? Don't go to the parlor. Slather on some I-can't-believe-it's-not-butter and roll around on a gravel driveway.

And finally, instead of buying fancy maxi pads, you can make your own. Go to the dollar store, buy a 24-pack of baby socks and some double-sided tape.