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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Yes, we'll hold it up to camera.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Man, these were fucking picked with such evil tendencies.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Entreprenuer.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
A blue chip recruit that routinely came to the school will no longer matriculate.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia. Arach. Arachnophobia.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia. Arachnophobia. Can I call Tommy?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I mean O. Yeah.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I've been pulling jobs at this broad for 48 years.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Poor little guy.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
It was my first year on, like, the big kids team. Okay. And I think everybody had to play. And these guys were kicking the shit out of us.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
who were two years older than me, were all on the team. And they were like the fucking stars of the team. And these guys came back from like 9-0. And it got down to fucking, it was like 8-9.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
He literally goes, Henry.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Went down looking. Henry.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Paparazzi makes me think of Monica Bocelli. You know her?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
All right. You're like the fucking teacher's assistant. Fucking prick.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Consequently, C-O-N-C-O-Q-U-E-N-T-L-Y.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Well, I had T-R-Y.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Go, birds. Fuck you, too. Love you guys. See you next weekend. Peace! Yeah, see you next weekend. Peace.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I've been screaming at you. Okay.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Well, I mean, that's... I mean, but you keep pushing this. What kind of spot are you putting me in? You know why you can't be in this.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
You told me you didn't want to see me until the wedding. You said I'm doing my own thing.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
You can learn to keep your hormones under control. Maybe it would be up there.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I spell that.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Goddamn D1 athlete we talking about.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
What are you talking about?
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
She doesn't want that. She barely wants me there.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
I was thinking of breaking ceremony and doing, well, we're going to do like a, you know, we're going to thank everybody.
Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)
Live from the honeymoon suite.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Oh, well, thank you for having me.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Well, currently I'm in Florida, but I live in Columbus, Ohio.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
I prefer Ohio in the summertime because it's not as hot, and definitely Florida in the winter.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Well, my pitch for you is hot air balloon competitions. And I know from listening to your Goodyear Blimp podcast that you're not really a fan of hot air balloons.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Well, you don't need to be. It really is a very zen-like experience. But hot air balloon competitions are a little bit more frightening just because pilots are competing. And so they're doing things that normally they would not do and they won't do with a passenger.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
No, I'm very much involved. I started in 1981 just as a spectator and a pilot was having some trouble with a launch and said, can you help me? And I jumped in and helped inflate the balloon. And as my husband used to say, lightning bolts went through the balloon into my hands and I got hooked. So went from there to just volunteering and then became involved as an event official.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
So I never got my pilot's license. I did take ground school and my husband flew. We had two balloons and he flew up until probably seven, eight years ago. But then I went on to the official side and that side actually is really interesting. I help do all the scoring, do measuring. I mean, it's not like anything you've probably ever seen or really imagined.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
It has nothing to do with speed. It's not a typical kind of a racing event. It has to do with accuracy. So they take off and they use the various directions of the winds at different levels and different speeds to steer to targets that are placed on the ground.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Those targets will be miles away, and there could be a series of them, four or five, so they may be flying quite a distance to navigate to those. Now with the new electronics that are available, some of the targets are actually flying.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
There's definitely new players in the game. Fortunately, more young people are coming into it. It was starting to become an aging sport, partly because it's expensive. It's not, you know, balloons are not cheap. Traveling around the country to compete is not inexpensive. If you are lucky enough to qualify to be on a world team, then you've got expenses to
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
For that, typically, you know, those are going to run into $15,000, $20,000 for a pilot to be able to take their crew and do that kind of competition. I did send some videos. I don't know if you got them or not, but it sort of shows one in particular that you can watch. It'll show you actually what it's like flying out there in a congested area in a world competition.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Yeah, there's over 100 there.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Well, that video is sped up slightly just to kind of condense it. But they're actually not always flying very slowly. There's times when they'll be particularly at altitude. They may be going 20, 30 miles an hour. Holy crap. They want slow winds when you come down to the ground to make it a good landing. And I did send a high wind landing just so you kind of have an idea of what that's like.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
That was also taken at the World Championship in Hungary this past last year.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
He's coming into land and he's coming in pretty quickly.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Absolutely. Most of the ones you're seeing in those videos are like a football shape, and we call those racers, and they're designed that way specifically so that they will go up and down very fast.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
They can go about 1,500 feet a minute, make a change in altitude, and it's pretty amazing if you're standing at a target and you're watching somebody drop 1,500 feet a minute, and they come down to the ground and slow down and Just plunk out the marker. The third video that I sent is a pilot that's coming in, but it's a pretty quick one. But you can see him actually throw the marker on a target.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
That's one where there's a target on the ground, and he has a beanbag with a streamer, and they just kind of plop that down, and we measure those by hand as a measuring team.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
At the majority of the events, the prize money is very small. It's not anything like what you would expect. I mean, it's not like race cars or golfers or any of that kind of stuff. Most of them are doing it more for the glory.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
At our national championship the last two years and this year as well, which is what I'd like to invite you to come to, the national championship in Longview, Texas, the past couple of years, Longview, Texas prides themselves on having, because it's Texas, the biggest prize purse.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
So their prize money is sufficient so that the winner who would qualify then for the Worlds is going to be able to get his equipment over there and take care of the expenses.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
And I can get you access to, you can go along and help crew. I can get you to a target. I can get you into the planning meeting with the event director. I can get you into the scoring room where we score everything electronically. This is amazing. Actually, it's a scoring program out of Australia that we're using currently. I can get you access to about anything you want.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
If you are available this year for the nationals, that's going to be in Longview in June, there'll be five programs. Former world champions competing, possibly a sixth, which is the current world champion. He's from France and he's been invited to come whether or not he's going to attend. I'm not sure. He obviously won't be able to compete. The U.S.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
national championship, but I could get you access to a lot of people that you could talk to.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
You probably can still buy a used balloon.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Balloon in a basket, yeah.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
And to be honest with you, I haven't priced them recently, but my guess is around the $20,000 mark for something that would be decent. If you're going to be buying a new balloon, now you're talking $50,000, $60,000. Wow, yeah, right. I can also introduce you to a couple of balloon manufacturers that are in the States. And there is also a group of pilots that do home builds. Oh, I don't like that.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
You don't want to go on a ride for that, huh?
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Um, I, and I had a blimp ride as well. And I have to tell you, the blimp ride was a little, I don't know if you're right, but when we landed, we came in like straight aim towards the ground. You could see the ground and you could see the football player size guys that were going to catch the ropes. And, um, that was a little nerve wracking that.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
But I will tell you there is no bathroom in a balloon. So you don't have to worry about that. Though I will not say that people have not used the bathroom in a balloon. Of course, over the side.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Or a Mountain Dew bottle.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
It will truly, truly blow your mind. Actually, I thought of it before you even started talking about the blimp. And then when you brought up how scared you were of balloons, I thought, oh, I definitely am.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Okay. You too. Thank you very much.
Flightless Bird
Flights of Fancy: Cheese, Kony 2012, Hot Air Balloons, Troubled Teens, Ice Machines
Bye.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
She lives in Texas. It's really close to Mexico. So you're like, oh, maybe the cartel took misery.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
If it's the cartel, if she's with a big organization, maybe they will come for us, too.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Maybe that video is from months ago. Maybe she's not alive anymore.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
They would text me and they would be like, oh, I'm sorry, but I have to stop. I'm too scared. And I don't want to be in danger.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Everybody started being scared, so no one wanted to be the face of the search and be the person talking to other people.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
I also share my life on social media, right? So I was like, oh, it's so easy for someone to find me where I am with my kids and everything.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
I got in the hotel. I opened my phone. I had this crazy amount of people texting me. People tried to call me or people sent me a screenshot.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
My address in Vancouver. My phone number, my name, my kids' names, my kids' pictures.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
And she was saying that I forced my kids to have sex with men for money.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Just crazy things that became something really challenging because I had to deal with my own feelings as a mom because she was sharing my kids' pictures. So it was really like hell because I didn't know how to deal with that. It was hell.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Why is she doing that? Why did she let Kat send me this text?
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Maybe she don't even deserve what I'm doing for her.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
It was kind of sad to see my friend and those pictures on their fake names. And the question was, did someone force her or she's doing that, right? But why would she do that?
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
I felt a connection with them, this love for a friend, that everybody was trying to do something. People were talking about good times they had with Desiree. We could see that we were looking for someone that deserved everything the friends were doing for her. She deserved that.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Why would she let her life in Germany to do something illegal? What's the goal? So, yeah, someone is forcing her.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Everybody was so involved. No one was sleeping. We were talking 24 hours a day.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
You had that one where she's doing this kind of a bath. Yeah.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
So I was not sleeping because I was like searching for her and then I had to work.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
It's for the energy or beauty, but she's just throwing in the bath, like, things in plastic or glitter.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
People was there, oh my gosh, I want to do that. And you had the people that believed that was a real thing.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
We would see Kat in a restaurant. We would look where that restaurant, where exactly it is.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Every night, I would wake up with her voice in my mind and it was like she was telling me something.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Maybe because I was asking so much to the universe to help me to find her, just to find if she was okay.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
The people around me, they were a little bit like, maybe she just don't want to talk to you.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
Maybe you should live your life and not spend too much time searching for someone that doesn't want to talk to you.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
You could just imagine how she was, right? And the way that she was living this whole thing with her daughter.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
She was so skinny, talking to the camera like she was reading something that's so aggressive, like, stop looking for me. You are all demons. I don't want to talk to you anymore.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
There was a lot of people in the group and they are trying to find her, to help her.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
The look on her eyes was really a look of someone lost. Someone is not there anymore.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
Searching for Desirrê | 2
That's the moment that I think people really got scared.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
I was sad and scared for her, for the way that she would deal with everything. She's maybe not in the place that she wants to, but she's alive.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
I also became a victim when she started saying this fake stuff about me and my kids and the internet. I had a hard time to understand that. So sometimes I would be a little bit angry. I just wanted to help. And now I had this big problem.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
So I was doing my hair or something and then I saw she text me first and she was like, oh, can you talk?
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
I had so many questions, but just wanted to listen to her. I was a little bit scared about her, too, because at this point I didn't know if she was being transparent and if she really wanted something or she just wanted to have information to help Kat to get out of the jail, too. Should I be really open to her?
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
She said how much she was sorry and she explained a little bit what happened to her. And then I just felt love for her and sorry for everything that happened.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
We never really talked to what happened and never got to ask her why she gave my kids pictures and everything. Because I wanted to give her space first and time to heal before ask any question that could bring more pain to her.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
to show her that she was not alone, that people there are looking for her, they love her, that her family love her. Maybe if I tried to say that to her, she would see love on us.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
When I talk to her, I see that she wants so bad to move on. It's a sad episode in her life, but it's not her life story. And she can help so many people talking about what happened to her and help other girls to... Because the internet is dangerous. I would call her sometimes just to know if she's okay. Now she just needs space and time to heal and maybe to find herself again.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
I hope that the next time I'm going to Brazil, I can see her. I think she knows that I love her. And I feel really grateful that the end of that story, it's maybe not the best happy ending, but it's still a happy ending because both girls, they are alive. They are so young. If they want, they can turn this bad thing into so much positive stuff.
Guru: Don't Cross Kat
After the Spell | 6
I still want to talk to her about this. I have a few questions. So maybe it's going to be in five years and ten years. Maybe it never will happen. We'll see.
The Charlie Kirk Show
The Modern Left Fights For Foreign Gangbangers Instead of American Citizens
Exactly. Tell the truth. Tell how violent it really is. This is about protecting our children. It's more than just... politics or votes or just anything. It's about national security, protecting Americans, protecting our children. Thank you. Thank you for listening.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Good. So my question to you is about the proposal for the $150,000 tax break. Is it going to be a credit? Is it going to be... Everybody under 150. How do you think that's going to impact our revenue as far as income tax? So, I mean, personally, I think everybody needs to contribute at least a little.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Ask Charlie Anything 216: No Taxes Under $150k? Elon Musk Army?
Thank you. Appreciate all you do.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Trump's New Team Members Blocked War With Iran
No, actually, I'm very angry. I'm actually outraged, but I'm too sad at the moment to show anger at the same time. He he did not call our family. He did not give condolences. There was no action on the Democrat Democratic Party in any way from Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Mayorkas. Anyone here in Maryland, none of the senators, did anything to help search for the murderer of my daughter.
The Charlie Kirk Show
How Trump's New Team Members Blocked War With Iran
Maybe Charlie Kirk is on the college campus.