Patrick Christopher
Appearances
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
Austin, what is up? How you doing? Hell yeah, man. I've been married for 12 years, so I'm ready to start dating again. I want to know what love is, you know? No, my wife's my best friend. There's nothing sad about that. But she makes jokes, too. She has jokes of her own, too. You know, like, anytime she's feeling her age, feeling old, she's like, oh, just trade me in already, you know?
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
Just trade me in for a newer model. Like, she's a car, right? Right? And I love my wife, I would never trade her in. I do want to get a rental though. You know, something fun, something new to me. Maybe something yellow. A lot of people don't get that joke, man. I had one lady yell out, what about a blue one? He's like, how do you know I like choking bitches?
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
Yeah dude, I get a lot of gigs that way. Sometimes I think they're getting a black guy. I was like, well, I say it. All right.
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
Seven years. Where at? San Antonio. Okay. Yeah, actually, do y'all remember? I did Kill Tony like seven years ago.
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
Patrick, what do you do for work? I work for a medical clinic. I do insurance, yeah. That's a lie. No, no, no, that's very true. It's very sad. Because I was doing comedy full-time, and then I had to get a real job, so... That's okay.
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
No, I got her fixed. Oh, my goodness gracious. Look at that. What? She had cancer. We had to deal with it. Really? Don't fucking back up now, bitch. No. 12 years in remission. Zero kids.
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
When I'm not doing comedy, I play drums. No fucking way. No way.
KILL TONY
#716 - CHRIS O'CONNOR + TIM BUTTERLY
How do you feel right now, Patrick? Out of breath, dude. I'm fucking out of shape, dude. I said I play drums. I don't play drums currently. It's fucking...