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27 appearances

Podcast Appearances

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

I know many alums, including people I know very closely and faculty members like me.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

I know you look really surprised because I'm wearing a tie you've never seen before.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

It has a little Latin word inside each one of those symbols there.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

The word veritas, meaning truth, of course.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

And this is the one night.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

It's a one night only appearance of this tie.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

Let me just say confessionally, I went to Harvard College.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

Most of the good things that have happened to me in some way trace back to Harvard.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

You and I, as Harvard Americans, I first heard him speak as a guest lecturer at Harvard.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

Okay, well, I got into Harvard too.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

In fact, it was the only college I applied to.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

Not permitted under.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

He's spending $2.5 billion to, I guess it's a renovation, I don't know.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

The media reports that you accurately quoted, they're misleading and inaccurate in many, many respects.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

There's no new marble.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

There are no special elevators.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

There are no new water features.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

There's no beehives.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

Tone deaf, going in and fighting back, getting sassy with the president and the vice president.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

He was sassy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

He was sassy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

He was sassy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

The absurdity of this cannot be understated.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

There were 2,000 National Guard that were, quote unquote, deployed, of which only 315 actually were mission assigned.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Commander-In-Beef

1,700 have no particular role or responsibility.