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Another tip I have too is Tresemme has a really good dry shampoo. Say you wash your hair, you blow it out, whatever, and you're like, oh, I really don't want to have to wash it tomorrow. Put your dry shampoo in before your hair is greasy. Ooh, get ahead of it.

And I also feel like I'm known for having very glossy hair, like very shiny hair. And I truly feel like it is because of TRESemmé.

Yeah.

I'm obsessed with her. Nothing says I love you like a goddamn funeral. She goes, we went to four funerals together. Two of them I did murder the people. Couldn't even get a love ya. I sacrificed three friends for this. Does it say what her name is?

We're not trying to put her on blast. No, I just, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I wanted her name. I was going to say Kayla.

break up with him yesterday yes he doesn't here's the thing and i don't want to be harsh he didn't say it back because he doesn't love you and so you did not have to say it that strong no and this is look at me we don't know your name because we don't want to put you on blast he doesn't love you oh

I don't know because anyone who said it to me like early on, I'm like, yeah, obs. Like, duh, you idiot.

I think a great timeframe is three to six months within three to six months of like officially dating. I think if you become boyfriend and girlfriend in three months. In three to four months. It should be being said. And if it's not, it's a little iffy. A year and a half, you got to get out of there.

It's not that I would never say it first. It's just like, there's only a few things men have to do first. And this is one of them.

And we're right back to the beginning.

You know when they have like their, each year they have like, you have to call in and donate to NPR.

Imagine if we did their phones.

Yes. Wait, that's so good.

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Like a year ago, a year ago, I'm on vacation with like a bunch of my girlfriends and one of my girlfriends says her friend's sister was... So from the source. Her friend's ex's sister's wife. Yeah. Her friend's sister, or maybe it was her sister, whatever, it doesn't matter, was at a wedding weekend.

Like, it was taking place that weekend, and the wedding got canceled day of because the bride's maid of honor walked in on the groom sucking his mom's tit. But back to our gorgeous Giggler.

I think a man, late 20s on. So let's say, so he has a career. He's waking up every day. He's going to a job. We pray. We pray to St.

He pays rent.

He's in a relationship. I would say speaking to his mom on the phone. Every other day. Too much.

I was going to say three times a week.

Yeah, I'm speaking to my mom every day. Are they texting or calling? I would like one call.

But texting whenever. See, I think that she can text him every day.

i think it's important that like if you're dealing with a mom your boyfriend's mom who's like a little kooky maybe like a little zany if he recognizes it and says it to you like hey my mom's like a little quirky and like if he's self-aware enough then you're fine if he has no feelings about he's like whoa like this is normal then that's where it's like this is my question cautious

Quill.

Well... It would depend. This is such hypotheticals. It's both your birthdays. I'm like, what is the thing that I'm trying to do and what does the mom want to do?

I think a lot about like when I go wedding dress shopping in my head all these years, I've envisioned it's just me and my mom. Like I'm not one of those girls that's bringing bridesmaids. I don't need your guy's opinion. I literally need one woman's opinion. And it's Kim DeSorbaugh.

No, I might bring you just for comedic relief.

Yeah. But then I'm like, is that rude to not invite your future mother-in-law to wedding dress shopping with you? We're speaking in such hypotheticals.

Can I tell you something? My mom runs into a lot of my ex's moms because moms go to the same place. Moms see each other. Those moms have asked about me for the rest of my life.

of my ex-boyfriend's lives you know there's a plethora of them and it's so every time i hear it whenever my mom calls me and says oh i ran into i go and my revenge lasts a lifetime my revenge will last years what was the question hi hannah and page um love you rock on

It's not like fashion. She means like looking hot. Like I know when I'm in an outfit and I'm like, I look hot. And I know when I'm in an outfit where I'm like, not one man is going to be like, wow, she looks hot right now.

Yeah.

I'm going to be really candid and really vulnerable and open right now. And I feel like I dressed for the male gaze the majority of my life because, like, I wore a school uniform in high school. So college was really the first time I, like, had to wear an outfit every single day. And, of course, like, you want to look hot. You want someone to be like, wow, she's really hot. Like, whatever. Yeah.

So I think when I first was like, oh, I want to wear this outfit, but it's quirky and weird and the men definitely aren't going to get it. It was a transition. I think the way I transitioned into it was making your hair and makeup super sexy and girly when you're in like an outfit that you don't feel is super hot and sexy and girly. And that will like help you transition.

No.

So like if you have an awesome blowout with a great like curl and you're doing a full like eye, it gives sexy.

There's also, like, I see so many, like, Hailey Bieber's a great example of, like, she'll wear a basketball short and, like, a t-shirt and it's not necessarily for... the men, but then she'll do a slick back bun and like a sick eye wing. And it's like, wait, she's hot.

This is like all my childhood dreams of like being a DJ. Like, hey, this is 99.1.

So I think that's like how you can ease into it.

Also, there's a lot of men that actually do like, love a tomboy. I've had a lot of guys being like, yeah, I love when you wear a baggy. pant and like a denim button up like that love you know so it's the right guy will actually think you are dressing for him yes yes so we didn't answer it what's next grace

I love the girls so much. Wow, I really want to know what yours is. Can we guess each other's? Okay, I think I know what yours is. Some type of lip.

You just picked the number one thing. Oh, you didn't want to cover up your whole face. I'm just going to walk out with foundation and nothing else. I'd look insane. I'd look insane. Freckles. No.

it was between eyebrows and a mascara I feel like that is the closest thing we've had to a fight okay next question next caller next caller hey guys long time giggler love you guys so much question about hair if you're

And I'm like, Dad, why are we listening? And you're, like, in the backseat. It's, like, nighttime. You, like, really don't know where you're driving. Like, are we going home? Are we going to Grandma's?

I said crossed a bar. And we need to keep our home clean. Yes.

Inspired by Burner Phone, because honestly, people don't talk enough about what a great name Burner Phone is. I think about it all the time. And I hate puns. It's the only pun I love in my life. See, I love a pen. I love a pun and a pen. And a pen.

It actually really is. I've had a lot of psychics tell me – Tell you to shower more. Whenever you're feeling uneasy, like, shower because it – But you're like, I'm hair cycling. Okay. Okay. Pitch? Okay, here's my... Here's my... My advice, because I'm someone that washes my hair more often than not. And I always got nervous because people are like, oh, man, you're washing your hair too much.

It's actually not good for your hair. That only came in, like, I only started learning about that when I was in, like, ninth grade. I was like, wait, we're not all washing our hair every night. Like, middle school, every night, you got home, you did your homework, you ate dinner, you took a shower. And you shaved to your knee. You wash your hair. Yep. Now, I've tried to hair cycle more and more.

Like, when we're on tour... I try and like get a blowout, do my hair. So like Thursday night show, great hair. Friday, okay, now I'm curling it. Saturday, slick back bun. Sunday, we're going home. Maybe another slick back bun. But like I try and do it when I can.

Every single day. So I think it truly, I don't know if it's a myth that like washing your hair too much is bad for it, but I have gone, I've washed it every day and then I've done phases where I haven't washed it every day and it's the same.