Norm MacDonald
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Good. This is Krzyzewski, Levitard.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Well, let me call you back and we'll start this over.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Yeah, I'm saying I walk into any book in Vegas. I don't deal with bookies because that's against the law, but I walk into any book in Vegas and I freeze that room.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, not books. No, I have a winning record against books. One of the few people. But unfortunately, the book is a long way from the elevator.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
You're asking me which has the strongest magnetic field? Yes, yes, yes. That would be the craps table. Oh, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Well, I'll tell you, well... The problem is crafts is a little arcane for a lot of listeners. So let me tell you about Blackjack, which I think everyone understands. One time I had a massive bet down. It was my last bet. I just said, I'll just bet all this. And then I got two aces. Oh, no. And then I was like...
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Can I go, you know, I don't know if I have enough money to, I don't know if I have enough money, but can I get some credit, like, from the casino to bid on this other ace? And they're like, no. And I'm like, does anyone else want to buy an ace? No, but. Everyone else there was betting small.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
No, I don't like that. I don't like the, what the hell? I'm watching the draft. What? What? I was just watching the draft. So, anyways, my two aces, I go, hit me. You know, I have two. You know what I mean? So, I have to hit. You know, the book says you always hit a two. So, I have an ace and an ace. It's a two. So, I hit it. Oh, no.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh. So obviously I would have had 221. He said, I have 122. So then I just walk away. And I'll tell you how you know you've lost and it's all over. When you walk away, you walk away from the table and you just hear the guy go, better luck next time, Phil. Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
We'll get to plenty of bad deep stories as I continue my –
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Oral History of the Dan Le Batard Show: Episode 7
Oh, my God. Yeah. I'll tell you about the one-run grand slam I had to endure. But that's for another day. Okay.