Nikki Glaser

January 2009. And then cut to March 2025. And I was like, oh, let me just do side-by-sides and put out this Instagram post of, like, me and Jimmy at the desk, me and Jay Leno at the desk, me and, you know... And and just I it was more a thing of like how adorable was look at this young girl and look where I am now. It wasn't about like, look where I've been.

It was also to be like, hey, I've been around a while. Like, isn't this funny? Like I was on The Tonight Show. You had no clue who I was until last May. And I've been around this long. It was just and it was just like, all right, I'll just put this out. And I didn't read. I don't read comments. I don't read any of my Google alerts. I don't.

It was also to be like, hey, I've been around a while. Like, isn't this funny? Like I was on The Tonight Show. You had no clue who I was until last May. And I've been around this long. It was just and it was just like, all right, I'll just put this out. And I didn't read. I don't read comments. I don't read any of my Google alerts. I don't.

It was also to be like, hey, I've been around a while. Like, isn't this funny? Like I was on The Tonight Show. You had no clue who I was until last May. And I've been around this long. It was just and it was just like, all right, I'll just put this out. And I didn't read. I don't read comments. I don't read any of my Google alerts. I don't.

I'm possibly calling bullshit on that. I think you do. It sounds like you do read comments.

I'm possibly calling bullshit on that. I think you do. It sounds like you do read comments.

I'm possibly calling bullshit on that. I think you do. It sounds like you do read comments.

I don't. I'm being 100% honest with you. And you can check with my social media manager knows. Sometimes I will post something and I'll just be in the mood because it's just something lighthearted that they can't really go after. So I'll read the first comments that pop up because it just went up and I'm like, I'm on it. And I'll see it and then I'll stop immediately a second. Something upsets me.

I don't. I'm being 100% honest with you. And you can check with my social media manager knows. Sometimes I will post something and I'll just be in the mood because it's just something lighthearted that they can't really go after. So I'll read the first comments that pop up because it just went up and I'm like, I'm on it. And I'll see it and then I'll stop immediately a second. Something upsets me.

I don't. I'm being 100% honest with you. And you can check with my social media manager knows. Sometimes I will post something and I'll just be in the mood because it's just something lighthearted that they can't really go after. So I'll read the first comments that pop up because it just went up and I'm like, I'm on it. And I'll see it and then I'll stop immediately a second. Something upsets me.

But that is... Maybe once every three months I will do that. Otherwise, zero. And, you know, sometimes you can't help it. You're on Reddit and you see your own name and you go – but I don't click on the comments. I just don't. But then I was – I don't even know how I saw it, but it was some –

But that is... Maybe once every three months I will do that. Otherwise, zero. And, you know, sometimes you can't help it. You're on Reddit and you see your own name and you go – but I don't click on the comments. I just don't. But then I was – I don't even know how I saw it, but it was some –

But that is... Maybe once every three months I will do that. Otherwise, zero. And, you know, sometimes you can't help it. You're on Reddit and you see your own name and you go – but I don't click on the comments. I just don't. But then I was – I don't even know how I saw it, but it was some –

Some posts, I'll look at my tagged photos or something because I need to just write, thanks for coming to the show. And there was one that was like, Nikki Glaser used to be ugly, like fat and ugly. And she had this glow up and she's, this is her new Ozempic body, which I'm like, you're conflating. I don't take Ozempic.

Some posts, I'll look at my tagged photos or something because I need to just write, thanks for coming to the show. And there was one that was like, Nikki Glaser used to be ugly, like fat and ugly. And she had this glow up and she's, this is her new Ozempic body, which I'm like, you're conflating. I don't take Ozempic.

Some posts, I'll look at my tagged photos or something because I need to just write, thanks for coming to the show. And there was one that was like, Nikki Glaser used to be ugly, like fat and ugly. And she had this glow up and she's, this is her new Ozempic body, which I'm like, you're conflating. I don't take Ozempic.

This crap is all over the web.

This crap is all over the web.

This crap is all over the web.

It's all over. But I didn't know—I thought—I saw it was going, like, kind of mid-viral of, like, oh, Nikki Glaser, she changed through the years. I didn't know it was, like, she was fat and ugly, and now she's not. And then people are commenting, oh, this is what money will buy you. And I'm like, yeah, that's what I tell you. Come see my show. Yeah. I tell you everything I do.