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Nick

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

I was like, hey, I have a visitor, but I don't really want them to be here? They're like, is it Amy? I was like, yes, it's Amy. They come home and now there's a negotiation through the door, trying to get her out of the room. It goes on for hours. She's like, I just need a good night's sleep. And then I could think clearly about this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

I was like, hey, I have a visitor, but I don't really want them to be here? They're like, is it Amy? I was like, yes, it's Amy. They come home and now there's a negotiation through the door, trying to get her out of the room. It goes on for hours. She's like, I just need a good night's sleep. And then I could think clearly about this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

I was like, hey, I have a visitor, but I don't really want them to be here? They're like, is it Amy? I was like, yes, it's Amy. They come home and now there's a negotiation through the door, trying to get her out of the room. It goes on for hours. She's like, I just need a good night's sleep. And then I could think clearly about this.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And so my parents were like, all right, we'll talk about this in the morning. Just go to sleep. I slept on the couch. And then in the middle of the night, I woke up to Amy on the couch. on me. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not doing that. At this point, she runs back to the bedroom and it's about maybe four o'clock in the morning.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And so my parents were like, all right, we'll talk about this in the morning. Just go to sleep. I slept on the couch. And then in the middle of the night, I woke up to Amy on the couch. on me. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not doing that. At this point, she runs back to the bedroom and it's about maybe four o'clock in the morning.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And so my parents were like, all right, we'll talk about this in the morning. Just go to sleep. I slept on the couch. And then in the middle of the night, I woke up to Amy on the couch. on me. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not doing that. At this point, she runs back to the bedroom and it's about maybe four o'clock in the morning.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

My dad wakes up and he goes, hey, listen, you're going to have to deal with this or I'm going to deal with it. This is going to be done either way. Do you want to talk to her or do I want to talk to her? So I said, you know what? I'll talk to her. So I told her, hey, let's go for a ride to the beach. We went down to the beach and I laid it all out there and she cried.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

My dad wakes up and he goes, hey, listen, you're going to have to deal with this or I'm going to deal with it. This is going to be done either way. Do you want to talk to her or do I want to talk to her? So I said, you know what? I'll talk to her. So I told her, hey, let's go for a ride to the beach. We went down to the beach and I laid it all out there and she cried.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

My dad wakes up and he goes, hey, listen, you're going to have to deal with this or I'm going to deal with it. This is going to be done either way. Do you want to talk to her or do I want to talk to her? So I said, you know what? I'll talk to her. So I told her, hey, let's go for a ride to the beach. We went down to the beach and I laid it all out there and she cried.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And I was like, it's not going to work. She's like, all right, but can we still be friends? I was like, we can be friends if you get on a plane tomorrow back to Michigan. And she said, I agree. Okay, fine, fine. So I bought her one way ticket back to Michigan and she goes back to Michigan. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad this is over. I didn't hear from her for another couple of weeks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And I was like, it's not going to work. She's like, all right, but can we still be friends? I was like, we can be friends if you get on a plane tomorrow back to Michigan. And she said, I agree. Okay, fine, fine. So I bought her one way ticket back to Michigan and she goes back to Michigan. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad this is over. I didn't hear from her for another couple of weeks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

And I was like, it's not going to work. She's like, all right, but can we still be friends? I was like, we can be friends if you get on a plane tomorrow back to Michigan. And she said, I agree. Okay, fine, fine. So I bought her one way ticket back to Michigan and she goes back to Michigan. I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm so glad this is over. I didn't hear from her for another couple of weeks.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It's two weeks before I was moving to the UK. One night, my phone rings. It's her number and I answer it. She's on the other end, but she's screaming, why are you picking up the phone? You got to make this work. Relationship, it takes both people. I can't believe the way you've treated me. I'm like, what are you talking about?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It's two weeks before I was moving to the UK. One night, my phone rings. It's her number and I answer it. She's on the other end, but she's screaming, why are you picking up the phone? You got to make this work. Relationship, it takes both people. I can't believe the way you've treated me. I'm like, what are you talking about?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It's two weeks before I was moving to the UK. One night, my phone rings. It's her number and I answer it. She's on the other end, but she's screaming, why are you picking up the phone? You got to make this work. Relationship, it takes both people. I can't believe the way you've treated me. I'm like, what are you talking about?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It turns out in that period of time that less than two weeks, she on a whim moved back to Seattle, moved back to where our friends were in the program and was like, He said he wanted to be with me and now he doesn't. And now he's treating me bad. And so they were all, well, let's call him and try to get him to work it out. They had no idea what had been going on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It turns out in that period of time that less than two weeks, she on a whim moved back to Seattle, moved back to where our friends were in the program and was like, He said he wanted to be with me and now he doesn't. And now he's treating me bad. And so they were all, well, let's call him and try to get him to work it out. They had no idea what had been going on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

It turns out in that period of time that less than two weeks, she on a whim moved back to Seattle, moved back to where our friends were in the program and was like, He said he wanted to be with me and now he doesn't. And now he's treating me bad. And so they were all, well, let's call him and try to get him to work it out. They had no idea what had been going on.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

So now I'm on speakerphone with all my friends while she's saying all these things that I did, which I didn't do. And so I finally said, you know what? This is over. I don't love you. Never did. Don't call me again. And I hung up. That night she called my cell phone and then the house phone over 300 times.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stalking II

So now I'm on speakerphone with all my friends while she's saying all these things that I did, which I didn't do. And so I finally said, you know what? This is over. I don't love you. Never did. Don't call me again. And I hung up. That night she called my cell phone and then the house phone over 300 times.