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And before they check out from whatever hotel they stay in, they should just buy that hotel. With a billion dollars, I'm sure they can. Now time for the best fact yet. This one whipped up by Jax and my kids, basically. Well, today is May 29th, 529. So it's National 529 Day. 529, as in the education savings plan that we just think is fantastic. Because when a kid turns 18...

They need money for school. Yeah, college, trade school, community college, each one of those is going to cost money. If you save now, put the money in the stock market, the gains on those stocks are tax-free in a 529. Exactly.

They need money for school. Yeah, college, trade school, community college, each one of those is going to cost money. If you save now, put the money in the stock market, the gains on those stocks are tax-free in a 529. Exactly.

They need money for school. Yeah, college, trade school, community college, each one of those is going to cost money. If you save now, put the money in the stock market, the gains on those stocks are tax-free in a 529. Exactly.

So like if you put 200 bucks each year into a 529 plan, assuming the market grows 8% a year, which it could or could not, but it could, that account would be worth $6,000 when the kid turns 18. Not too shabby. In fact, Jack and I wrote a rap song about 529 plans that we posted on Instagram at T-Boy Pod. It was lovely. It was after Oakley was born. Yeah, it was.

So like if you put 200 bucks each year into a 529 plan, assuming the market grows 8% a year, which it could or could not, but it could, that account would be worth $6,000 when the kid turns 18. Not too shabby. In fact, Jack and I wrote a rap song about 529 plans that we posted on Instagram at T-Boy Pod. It was lovely. It was after Oakley was born. Yeah, it was.

So like if you put 200 bucks each year into a 529 plan, assuming the market grows 8% a year, which it could or could not, but it could, that account would be worth $6,000 when the kid turns 18. Not too shabby. In fact, Jack and I wrote a rap song about 529 plans that we posted on Instagram at T-Boy Pod. It was lovely. It was after Oakley was born. Yeah, it was.

Nick did a rap explaining like Lin-Manuel Miranda style how a 529 works. 529s don't pay federal or state taxes as long as the proceeds go to qualified school expenses. Nicely done. We'll leave the rest for the gram. Follow us at T-Boy Pod. In the meantime, you look fantastic, Eddies, and Jack and I will see you later.

Nick did a rap explaining like Lin-Manuel Miranda style how a 529 works. 529s don't pay federal or state taxes as long as the proceeds go to qualified school expenses. Nicely done. We'll leave the rest for the gram. Follow us at T-Boy Pod. In the meantime, you look fantastic, Eddies, and Jack and I will see you later.

Nick did a rap explaining like Lin-Manuel Miranda style how a 529 works. 529s don't pay federal or state taxes as long as the proceeds go to qualified school expenses. Nicely done. We'll leave the rest for the gram. Follow us at T-Boy Pod. In the meantime, you look fantastic, Eddies, and Jack and I will see you later.

A happy birthday to legendary Yeti Jamuna Cola in Flower Mound, Texas, Adichie's original portfolio manager. A.K.A. Adichie's mom. And Ethan Smith over in Chicago doing logistics is doing a trip with the besties to see our live show. Ethan, we can't wait to see you there. And happy 28th birthday to Molly Rubin in West Hollywood. And Scent Langerick is turning 16 years old in Nara, Japan.

A happy birthday to legendary Yeti Jamuna Cola in Flower Mound, Texas, Adichie's original portfolio manager. A.K.A. Adichie's mom. And Ethan Smith over in Chicago doing logistics is doing a trip with the besties to see our live show. Ethan, we can't wait to see you there. And happy 28th birthday to Molly Rubin in West Hollywood. And Scent Langerick is turning 16 years old in Nara, Japan.

A happy birthday to legendary Yeti Jamuna Cola in Flower Mound, Texas, Adichie's original portfolio manager. A.K.A. Adichie's mom. And Ethan Smith over in Chicago doing logistics is doing a trip with the besties to see our live show. Ethan, we can't wait to see you there. And happy 28th birthday to Molly Rubin in West Hollywood. And Scent Langerick is turning 16 years old in Nara, Japan.

Congratulations, Scent. A big shout out to at Arielle Sott on TikTok for making an epic video about why she loves T-Boy. You are the goat. Arielle, it's fantastic to have had you as a Yeti with us for so long. And Jack, didn't you meet Arielle like in Madison Square Park or something? Dude, I still remember. She says Washington Square Park. I'm pretty sure it was Madison Square Park.

Congratulations, Scent. A big shout out to at Arielle Sott on TikTok for making an epic video about why she loves T-Boy. You are the goat. Arielle, it's fantastic to have had you as a Yeti with us for so long. And Jack, didn't you meet Arielle like in Madison Square Park or something? Dude, I still remember. She says Washington Square Park. I'm pretty sure it was Madison Square Park.

Congratulations, Scent. A big shout out to at Arielle Sott on TikTok for making an epic video about why she loves T-Boy. You are the goat. Arielle, it's fantastic to have had you as a Yeti with us for so long. And Jack, didn't you meet Arielle like in Madison Square Park or something? Dude, I still remember. She says Washington Square Park. I'm pretty sure it was Madison Square Park.

Well, Arielle. We love having you as a bestie. Thanks so much for supporting the show. And a shout out to Greg Cusack in Venice, California for being a Strava influencer. And to anyone else who celebrated something today, make it a teammate. Celebrate the wins. This is Jack. Nick and I both own stock of Robinhood and Apple, and I own stock of Abercrombie & Fitch and Lyft.

Well, Arielle. We love having you as a bestie. Thanks so much for supporting the show. And a shout out to Greg Cusack in Venice, California for being a Strava influencer. And to anyone else who celebrated something today, make it a teammate. Celebrate the wins. This is Jack. Nick and I both own stock of Robinhood and Apple, and I own stock of Abercrombie & Fitch and Lyft.

Well, Arielle. We love having you as a bestie. Thanks so much for supporting the show. And a shout out to Greg Cusack in Venice, California for being a Strava influencer. And to anyone else who celebrated something today, make it a teammate. Celebrate the wins. This is Jack. Nick and I both own stock of Robinhood and Apple, and I own stock of Abercrombie & Fitch and Lyft.

So hopefully when your kid graduates, this thing is worth a milli. If your kid don't get a 529, I'd probably just feel silly. If you like the best one yet, you can listen ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.