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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

NASA, the EPA, and the Department of Commerce would essentially stop functioning, with the vast majority of their employees forced to stay home.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

The politicians, including our president, didn't do their jobs, and now the children get punished by the White House.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

What's wrong with this picture?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Everything!

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

This is Harry Reid and Barack Obama's shutdown.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Democrats still refuse to budge.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

No willingness at all to compromise.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

defund Obamacare.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

But where does it end?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

It ends with defunding Obamacare.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

You've got to realize that even in her world, this makes sense.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Obamacare is going to be one of the worst things, one of the worst things in American history.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

We need a smaller government.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

When the clock strikes midnight in Washington, the government of this country will run out of money.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Today is the day to celebrate because we have shown that a determined group of senators working together across the aisle can result in positive action.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

In this case, the reopening of government.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

I can show it to you.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

And as you can see, it's beautifully beaded.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

It is originally from Africa.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

It was very helpful in making sure that everybody's voice got heard.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Well, look at the winners and losers of the government shutdown.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

We know there's some substantive winners here.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

So this is who Crystal is a thinks are the winners.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Mr. McConnell, Lindsey Graham, as he said, 2018 Democrats.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

President Trump tweeted the Democrats are holding our military hostage over their desire to have unchecked illegal immigration.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Can't let that happen.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

We will not leave here without the DREAM Act passing, with a DACA fix.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

A new year, a new Congress in Washington, and Trump's shutdown enters its third week.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

17 days and counting as President Trump refuses to back down on his budget demand of $5 billion for a border wall with Mexico.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

And the government remains in partial shutdown.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Here are those departments.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Agriculture, Commerce, Justice, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior, State Transportation, Treasury.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

The ripple effects extending to the national parks, piling up with garbage, even human waste, turning them into health hazards.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

The U.S.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Office of Personnel Management has advice for those federal employees on how to deal with their precarious financial situations.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

They make this suggestion.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Federal employees should offer to perform chores in exchange for rent payments.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

One example, this sample letter to a landlord that reads, in part, I would like to discuss with you the possibility of trading my services to perform maintenance, for example, painting carpentry work in exchange for partial rent payments.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Native Bronxite Cardi B now weighing in on the government shutdown.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

President Trump moments ago canceling House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's overseas trip to Brussels, Egypt, and the war zone that is Afghanistan, hours before the speaker and her congressional delegation were set to leave, saying in part, quote, in light of the 800,000 great American workers not receiving pay, I am sure you would agree that postponing this public relations event is totally appropriate.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

He goes on to write, obviously, if you would like to make your journey by flying commercial, that would certainly be your prerogative.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

That fix only opens the government for three weeks, and it does not provide any new money for a border wall, as President Trump had demanded.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Those contractors aren't guaranteed back pay.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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The IRS is going to be struggling to get returns out to some Americans on time.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

It's clear Trump did not come out on top.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

I'm not gonna spin it for you.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

He did not cave.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

He made a tactical decision, a strategy decision to pick the ground to fight on.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

With 179 hours to go before a possible government shutdown.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Less than 70 hours and counting.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Just 18 hours.

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TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

13 hours.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

11 minutes and 21 seconds.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Less than five hours.

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TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Three hours.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Two hours from right now, your government is going to shut down, and there is nothing that can stop it now.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

In the tug of war over the budget and Obamacare, will the president or Republicans blink first?

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

Neither side looks like they're anywhere close to caving.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

When the president came out yesterday and he went through the list of what wasn't going to change, he said, well, we'll have air traffic controllers, Medicare, you got to go to a doctor.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
TDS Time Machine | Government Shutdowns

I was sitting there going, wait a second, he's making the case for the Republicans.