Neil
Appearances
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Hey, babe. Okay. Who are all these people?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
But it's worth it. I paid her $250 to find you, and it worked. I thought this would be a funny story I could tell you later.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Once you say I do. I mean, look, there's different tiers. If it's not a great day, I like to make them cookies.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
You weren't supposed to know about the price. The price is really beside the point. Oh. It's just to show my friends thank you. Do you get, like, Black Friday deals on girls?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Very good, because I didn't recognize the number. I was making sure you're safe and everything.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Am I, what are you talking about? Am I doing drugs?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I mean, none that you are already aware of. No. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
No, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, I thought you were joking. I don't know what you're talking about, honey. Okay.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
Does this have to do with the other day with the $250 to Melissa?
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
God, I really didn't want to talk to you about this.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I could tell you, but it sounds worse than it is. Oh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
I read this thing that if you put a bounty out with your friends and coworkers, they'd be more motivated to find a match for you.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
What are you talking about? Well, it worked. What? It worked. How did this work? More than once over the last few years, I've been set up on successful dates, and I pay the person who finds them for me. Oh. Oh.
Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update
Awkward Tuesday: Secrets In Ink
It's not desperate. It's not. It's normal. Normal-ish. That's not normal. Like, what the hell? Like, wait. But I'm not cheating on you or anything. Like, isn't this good news? I mean, this is how I found you. Paid the most money to Melissa who set us up.
Morning Brew Daily
Federal Staffers Must Justify Jobs or Be Fired? & Ozempic Shortage is Over
Explore the Range Rover Sport at rangerover.com slash US slash sport. That's rangerover.com slash US slash sport.
Morning Brew Daily
Federal Staffers Must Justify Jobs or Be Fired? & Ozempic Shortage is Over
If you want a sneak peek, here's one of the questions right from the quiz. Which of the following are not members of Magnificent Seven stocks? Is it A, Tesla and Coca-Cola, B, Meta and Alphabet, C, Microsoft and Nvidia, or D, Apple and Tesla?
Morning Brew Daily
Federal Staffers Must Justify Jobs or Be Fired? & Ozempic Shortage is Over
In my experience, a few things stand out, like leading by example, taking risks and being passionate.