Neil

What's going on?

Hey, babe. Okay. Who are all these people?

But it's worth it. I paid her $250 to find you, and it worked. I thought this would be a funny story I could tell you later.

Once you say I do. I mean, look, there's different tiers. If it's not a great day, I like to make them cookies.

You weren't supposed to know about the price. The price is really beside the point. Oh. It's just to show my friends thank you. Do you get, like, Black Friday deals on girls?

Is everything all right?

Very good, because I didn't recognize the number. I was making sure you're safe and everything.

Am I, what are you talking about? Am I doing drugs?

I mean, none that you are already aware of. No. Okay.

No, I'm not. I'm not. I mean, I thought you were joking. I don't know what you're talking about, honey. Okay.

Does this have to do with the other day with the $250 to Melissa?

What are you talking about?

God, I really didn't want to talk to you about this.

I could tell you, but it sounds worse than it is. Oh.

I read this thing that if you put a bounty out with your friends and coworkers, they'd be more motivated to find a match for you.

What are you talking about? Well, it worked. What? It worked. How did this work? More than once over the last few years, I've been set up on successful dates, and I pay the person who finds them for me. Oh. Oh.

It's not desperate. It's not. It's normal. Normal-ish. That's not normal. Like, what the hell? Like, wait. But I'm not cheating on you or anything. Like, isn't this good news? I mean, this is how I found you. Paid the most money to Melissa who set us up.

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