Nate Laurette
Appearances
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Hey. I'm from Oklahoma, which is just here, but worse. Not good. Very religious state. But somehow we also legalized weed a few years back. Only state that I've ever seen a dispensary advertise with Bible verses. I remember there was this one ad on the radio. I'll recreate it for you guys. It started out, it was like, aha, Lord. You are the most high. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, amen.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Buy one, get one free at Jebediah's Burning Bush. All week long. Can't spell salvation without sativa. Spelling joke. Sometimes when I say that I'm from Oklahoma, I'll get these people making really racist jokes towards Native Americans at me. They're like, Oklahoma, what'd you learn in high school? Bird calls, gambling, hearty RR.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Oh, I've been here for like a year and then I started in Wisconsin. I've never done standup in Oklahoma.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It was like my first job out of college. What was that? I did medical software bullshit.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, you know, like a hundred bucks. Sometimes like 400. And then I'll just get really high and be like, nah, I'm going to give myself a day off. That makes sense. I earned it. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Don't ever order coffee from a bike guy. Well, we don't get to choose. I really wish... If you double the tip, it's not like, oh, this guy's got a Corvette. Like, he's going to get there really fast. No? No.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
What a horrible, no, I honestly, every day that I get an order, I'm like another sucker every minute. It's just, what a horrible business thing. I want to pay 40 bucks for a medium fry and a Sprite at McDonald's. Wow. Okay, what are you going to do for work now?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
This one time I refereed a midget wrestling match. That was pretty cool. How do you get a gig like that? It was just like on the website, like tickets, $10, $200. You get to be in there with them.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah. It was an investment. I financed it. Klarna. Shout out.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Nah, all paid up on that one. Hell yeah. I financed the bike, though, actually. Like, I did do that one. And I got that paid off like last month.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
That's a good way of putting it. Yeah. My mom, she's a speech therapist. And all I've ever gotten out of that was that she told me when I was young, she thought that I might be autistic. And so I'm wondering, like, oh, if she didn't do that, would I just be, like, nonverbal? This is an autistic thing to say.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I don't know, I mean, just kind of having fun for now. Perfect. If I like didn't have to do DoorDash on a bike, that'd be sick. So like once we can make like 20 more bucks a month, I think I'm there.