Narrator for Trump Gold Card
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's $5M Immigrant "Gold Card," Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, | Rosebud Baker
For centuries, the world's poor and hungry have flocked to America's shores. And now, you can jump that line. Introducing the Trump Gold Card. Five million dollars. You get citizenship. Plus exclusive access to Wyoming. Yeehaw. You get to vote twice. And best of all, the Delta Sky Lounge. Of peak hours only. And for ten million more, you get the Trump Platinum Card. Better than gold.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's $5M Immigrant "Gold Card," Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, | Rosebud Baker
You get two laws a year. A free continental breakfast. Cottage cheese. Three months of Apple TV Plus. And a gun. Bang, bang. Want more? The Trump Black Card. That platinum card. You get your face on Mount Rushmore. Suck it, Lincoln. Your own star on the flag. And even better, the Delta Sky Lounge. He got his own. Had enough? And don't forget the Delta Skyline. The Trump Immigration Card.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump's $5M Immigrant "Gold Card," Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, | Rosebud Baker
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