Nadira Goffe
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Okay, well, so do I. I got IBS, so not too much of a gut health now. Do you have any like witchy woo-woo tendencies? Oh, I certainly do. And I, well, I hope my mother doesn't mind me saying this. We can fact check that later. But my mother practices an ancient African religion, a sort of sect of the Yoruba religion. So we've definitely, I feel a little witchy. She feels a little witchy.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
We got our witchy time on from time to time. Love a crystal, love some sage, love some talking to the ancestors. Love that. But I have questions. Also, how did you guys meet? Was it like, was it a witchy meetup? If so, what did you do at said witchy meetup?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Yes, yes, I am. It's a health hazard in a pot. But yes, I am. Please say more.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
You know you're in bad territory when the word stuffs, plural, is involved.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Yes, that I remember. And it scared me.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
No, I really don't be trusting people like that. Maybe it's trust issues. Maybe it's my IBS, but I certainly... Maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe it's Maybelline, but I certainly would not. However, the little devil inside of me really wants someone else to try and be like, so how does it taste? How do you feel?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Also, okay, we may not know the answer to this question, but if they're using a gas stove, how high is their gas bill? Because doesn't that thing have to be boiling all the time for it to maintain FDA regulations? Pre-RFK, yes.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Oh, God, this is so bad. I don't know why, but it's just giving me such bad vibes. It's just like if they do this, what else do they do, you know?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
That's annoying. If you're going to always be taking up a burner in this small apartment... where we probably don't have a lot of counter space to begin with, then please compost your shit because I know they compost. They love composting. So throw that in. Don't you love composting enough to do it?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Get a real pet. Get a real pet. What is happening? At least a dog will cuddle me back. I don't want this, Stu. But with that being said, the thing I really don't want is to hear this couple complaining about a ruined Stu because that feels like a months-long drama. Or a fire starting. So I would, if they asked me to turn down the stew, I would. But I would do it unhappily.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
That's also how I operate. I'm like, yes, I would do it, but I'll pout the whole time.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Gemma screams just like that. This is testing me, but I will prove stronger. Okay, continue on.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
What do I do? What do I do? First of all, I evict myself from the apartment. I call the landlord and say, evict me. I call my mother and say, I need help. I call the landlord and say, I'm sorry, you must kick me out. And then, I don't know, I walk the streets. I have no idea.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I famously have a slight phobia, irrational fear of insects. And I am someone who lives in Brooklyn. And so I have also had to go to war with roaches. And my war is well documented to all of my family members and my friends because I've sent them videos, photos, etc., I have now become somewhat of a tyrant. But I live alone, so I'm allowed to do that. But a cleanliness tyrant.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Because I really, really, really... My day, my week, perhaps, is ruined any time I see a roach. So I would move. I would move. And if I couldn't move, I would pray. And then I would get raid. And I would then still move. What I would do about the stew... You know, not my Stewie, not my child, not my problem. Not my monkey. Exactly.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I would text them and be like, hey, guys, don't mean to ruin your entire lives, but there is a roach in Stewie. And I don't think then that it is healthy or safe to eat. And you might have to, well, I wouldn't say you might have to start over because please don't fucking start over with this too. But I would just say, no, babes, I think it's time to throw this out.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
But I don't think I would throw it out for them at this point in time.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Okay. In which case, if I felt like it wasn't just the things on the counter, but it was also the perpetual stew that was inviting the pests in, I would yeet that shit out the window so fast. You wouldn't even be able to blink. Half a nanomillisecond.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I'm saying your stew has caused unto us a devilish horde. A devilish horde. Of pestilence. Of pestilence. Of demons. Of daemons. And I had to excise our property in order to keep us safe. And by that I mean I threw your shit out the window. And I'm not sorry about it. Come at me, bro. Real, real.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Yeah, that's yeah, that's a lot nicer than I've... Well, I don't... It depends on what state of shock and fear and...
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
adrenaline I was I was in but yes that seems like a good response they explained why they did what they did they showed proof like I have been doing to my family and friends with my brooch photos and I think you you could argue with it but you shouldn't Ruth who is standing right next to Gemma as she sends this text waits an appropriate amount of time before responding agreed right
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So these are fans of Little Shop of Horrors. And you know what? That I... That I can respect. However, this behavior, I would throw it all away again and then say, hey guys, we explained this, but unless you want to be friends with the cockroaches, we can't do this.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I'm someone who people just like to tell things to, which makes me feel very powerful. So I think it's a net good for society. Me feeling powerful is a net good for society.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Oh, honey, no. No. So you wouldn't do this? Here's where we went wrong in this section of our story. Letting Tui... get to be weeks old instead of just nipping that in the bud right away, throwing, throwing two out immediately.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I think that was maybe a mistake because I, I feel like if you, if you cut it off right at the start, then that would have maybe every time they tried to bring it back, if you just kept throwing it out, then I think they maybe would have gotten the, gotten the hint, right?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I'm all for gainful employment, but y'all have run amok on me a few too many times.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
But with that being said, I do understand if you're dealing with an infestation of that. Yeah, that nature. First, talk to the landlord, you know, see what, because usually there's a sort of exterminator situation going on that they already have. But I understand wanting to call in outside help.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I just, first of all, one third of your savings alone when you live in an apartment with three other people for total, you should not be the only one paying for that. And two, I'm going to be very sad when this inevitably does not work because extermination is a myth.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Because Ruth's a real one. Once Ruth pulled out the sage, I was like, oh, that's a good roommate.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Duncan's. Because, not to be, come get your wife, but Darcy, at this point, we know she's not happy with the situation she's lost cause. But Duncan, I feel like he could maybe help out. You and Gemma are on the exact same page.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I said a few days ago to one of my friends that I think I have a 90s face. Oh, I agree. No, I agree. I could see you in living single. Which I think is why no one wants to date me now, but it's fine.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Okay. See, here's why I have another question. This whole time, did they not see each other in this apartment? Because I also would have been talking to her in person like, hey, sis, what's wrong with you? We have an issue. We should be a united front against the enemy. The roaches. And yet here you are being a traitor in the night. Yes, the roaches. Correct.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So I feel like we would have been having this in-person dialogue this whole time. When it gets to this point, if I turn around and see Miss Peppermint Dr. Bronner's chopping vegetables to make Stewie the third... I might resort to violence. I might resort to physical violence. I do think perhaps I'm starting to commit felonies.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Does she not read? Ha ha ha! What is the issue?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I can be from time. Let me rephrase this. It is in my nature to be a creature of the night, a night owl, if you will. But I do prefer my days when they start earlier and end earlier. So I have trained myself to be a morning person.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Okay, well, that's... Yeah, she maybe should have done that a while ago. Like I said, I would have been outie.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
At what point do eyes turn into the cast of Set It Off?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
You told them to do this. I didn't mean I didn't mean after the mayhem with the stew. I meant instead of the stew. You cannot have Stewie the fifth and. a cat named Merlin. This is not allowed.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Wow. Wow. You're really pulling it all out for this. I feel the red carpet has been rolled out.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
What do I do about Merlin? I bang on Duncan and Darcy's door. I'm like, come out right now or else again, I'm committing felonies. Once they get outside, I'm like, okay, listen, you already have not taken care of this apartment enough to the point where I have wasted a third of my savings on an exterminator who did nothing, rarely, not because of his own fault this time, but because of you.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And now you're telling me that you also think you can take care of a cat. And I don't think that cats really catch bugs like this.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I know. I regret asking. Okay. So here's what I say. I say I give you guys a week. If Merlin, I've named the cat Merlin. Merlin's his name now. If Merlin can take care of our roach problem, then that's fine. Y'all still owe me money, though. But if not, then I'm taking the cat. And I'm leaving. And I'm leaving.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
At this point, can you even talk to this couple? I would leave like a thief in the night.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I would leave like a thief in the night. Sorry, Ruth.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Don't y'all live together? Gemma's 18. She's a child. I know. And I have been thinking about that, too. But I just feel as though I'm sorry, Gemma, my girl. If you're old enough to move out of your hometown and to live on your own in the big city, then you're old enough to have an adult conversation with your roommates. You're also old enough to beat a bitch's ass.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And I'm going to need you to do those things one after the other. Yeah.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Now you outing yourself on the podcast. Look, and maybe my mom will listen to this and she'll be like, baby, I've always known, you know, but... That is very likely. It is very likely. Nicole is very perceptive. However... My mom threw me a 16th birthday party. Mm-hmm. And it was a surprise birthday party. Ooh. But the surprise never actually happened. It was ruined. It was spoiled.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
No, I do not have a drink of the witch's brew. I also wondering, did Darcy finally give in to modern medicine and start taking some SSRIs? You know, what's what's because maybe this is a good thing.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
No, Gemma, you have work to do, baby. You got to lock in. In fact, round them all up, sit them in a line on the couch and say, I have a presentation for you. And it is called The Apartment that has now become Dante's 15th circle of hell. Get in line and get it done.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Unfortunately, it is time to be threatening, but continue.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
That is unusual and perhaps unkind to the people that you live with. But I'm so much cooler with that than I am with all of the other things that have taken place in this apartment thus far because I'm not putting them in my body. You can do whatever you want. I can power wash this balcony later. Yeah. I don't care. The rest being an ongoing problem. You know, okay, so what if the beaver moon?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Yeah, that's fine. I would retreat back to my room, though.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And I told myself that I would take it to the grave. Oh, my God. But it... Well, okay. So... So basically what happened is it all started with my mom being like, hey, do you want to party for your 16th birthday? And me being like, oh, could do. That would be fun. That would be fine. And she's like, well, if you did, what would you do? Let's say you had a bowling party. Let's say you did whatever.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I'm feeling... I'm feeling like we're losing. I'm feeling like the stew is still there. The roaches are still there. Merlin's shit is still there. And Gemma is also still there. And that, to me, makes me feel sad. Diva down. The city girls are not up right now. However... I believe that Gemma can turn it around. I believe that she can excuse herself from the situation.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I also believe that karma will take care of those who need taking care of. The ultimate passage of energy is karma. And Darcy, and Duncan too, don't let me forget about him, is shoring for a very welcome visit from our friend Karma.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
No, I jump in. I jump in. Realistically, in my personal timeline, in my world, it would have gotten to fisticuffs so much earlier.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I would have been like, hey, Ruth, need some help?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I would just like to say that I'm an immaculate storyteller because the way I asked this question 15 hours ago, and I'm so happy to finally get an answer. They are in an apartment with gas and that bill is high. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That would have been an issue for me. That would have been an issue for me.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So she hasn't embraced modern medicine. Darcy, you're killing yourself, girl. No, this feels like Molly, you in danger, girl. Darcy, no! On one hand, this is what you get for being foolish. You know, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. On the other hand, what is her job? How much thinking does it require?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
You know, I did get my food safety certification, but this was years ago. And so I don't, another lore drop. I don't.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I will let that one go because so many other upsetting things have happened in this conversation.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Who would you invite? That was her very smart way of getting an invitation list. In terms of a hypothetical, while I was a 15-year-old, then just so busy with other things that I didn't even think about the fact that she was actually asking me for an invitation list to a hypothetical party, right? So maybe I should have been perceptive enough to know what she was doing.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Do you think Darcy and Duncan were doing any of these things? No, I don't think Miss Phone Detox has ever looked up a detail about this perpetual stew in her life. I think she was like, stew? Perpetual? Me? Sounds great. I got it. Gas? Fire? Right. Gas? Fire? Gas bill I don't have to pay for? Sounds great. No, they definitely have not looked this up.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And I am not surprised at this development process.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
You know, when you get to a point in life or a story. Where you just accept the biblical conclusions that come for people. And you're just kind of like, it's beyond me now. It's beyond me now. It's above me now. I can no longer help you go with God or whatever deity it is that you worship and worship.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
merlin's ship a fat pile of fresh cat shit in the middle of her bed what is beyond a felony what international criminal court yeah the icc let's get the hague involved yep i would be committing crimes that involved an international governing body at this point
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Good. This is like, you know, in those movies when someone's telling a really dramatic story and they light their cigarette and they're like, it was a crazy few years.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Exactly. Things were happening. Puberty. The Disney Channel was on. Right. I wasn't worried about my mom being like, well, if you had a party, who would you invite?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Yes. This is that. This is what I'm imagining.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And to this day, I have only ever been able to use the clear electric tea kettles for this reason. And now pots of stew for me are going to be like this electric tea kettle.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And I'm so happy that you're so happy about it. I'm so happy to give you this gift. I do have one final update for you, though. Okay.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
No, that's so sad for the plant shop. That is, however, the biblical karma I spoke of that hit Duncan and Darcy. But no, not the cute plant shop. That was the only thing going for this apartment.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So I'm like, all right, so boom. I would invite so-and-so and so-and-so and so-and-so. Sounds great. Months go by. I don't hear anything about a party. I totally forget. I'm at... it was either Thanksgiving or Christmas with my family.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Is it bad of me that I'm kind of impressed with how they disappeared into the night?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
The best part about being a digital nomad is that you don't have to deal with roommates anymore. And that's Ruth. Ruth also got out. She said never again.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I feel like I've walked through fire. I feel like I've come out on the other side, not a better person.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
But certainly changed. But I also feel as though we've gone through something together. And so I want to thank you for telling me the story that I will never forget. That truly, when I close my eyes, will haunt me at night. And maybe when I'm 55, I will tell my children about that time that I was on a podcast hosted by one of my friends.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And they scared the living daylights so much so out of me that we haven't had soup, me and my children. For the past 20 years.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Thank you. Thank you. That's all I can hope for. As we've established, you've also given me something. I don't know if I will thank you for it.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And my family is sitting at this big table and we're all talking about these upcoming parties and all of this stuff and outfits, like what we're gonna wear to so-and-so and such and such. And my aunt looks at me and goes, what are you wearing to your party? And everyone goes quiet. And I look at her like, what?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And my mom visibly kicks her underneath the table so hard that it is etched into my brain. Like whatever subtlety was required in that moment.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
But instead, my mom's choice was to kick her sister underneath the table in such a fashion that it was you couldn't ignore it if you wanted to.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So I'm like, OK, I'm having a surprise birthday party. And obviously, I now have to keep this secret for months because my birthday's in May and this was either fall or Christmas time.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Oh, yes. I keep the secret for months. And of course, on my birthday, my mom's like, let's choose a new outfit. We'll go to dinner. You can get your hair done. I'm like, OK, sounds great. We show up to this random ass location in Northern Liberties, which at over 10 years ago, guys, was not the area that it is now. It was very much empty lots and warehouses.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
It was not the gentrified area full of bars and things that the Northern Liberties neighborhood of Philadelphia is today.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
It's fine. I'm from Philadelphia. I'm not crazy about it whatsoever. It's cool. So yeah, so basically the end of the story is we show up at this random location and I'm like, how would you explain this as being a place for dinner or something? And I don't remember what my mom said. I think she said something about like, we have to stop here for a second or something like that. And I'm like, okay.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And so we walk into this place. But the whole time I'm thinking, how am I going to feign surprise since I know what's coming?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And obviously, as soon as we walk in, all of my friends and family and family friends are there and they yell surprise. And there's like phone cameras out and everyone's videotaping me and they're all singing. And I black out. I'm like, I don't know what happened. And my friends later are like, this is maybe a year later.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
They're like, do you remember what you did for your birthday when we were singing to you? And I was like, no. And they were like, you started dancing and rocking back and forth and singing along.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
16 year old me did not know how to lock that shit down. I've since been a theater kid. Well, I was always a theater kid. Maybe not a good one, but I've become a better one. Anyway, long story short, I've always wanted a surprise party, which is why my mom wanted to throw me one. And I still, to this day, have not had one.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So if someone wants to throw me a surprise party and not ruin it, that would be great. Also, Mom, I'm sorry and I love you.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Same. I will be sending this to her because she is my number one fan. Hello, mom. Hi, mom. But, you know, yeah, just sorry.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I was thinking maybe the story itself is boring if you weren't there. But the real gossip is maybe what happens in my text conversations with my mom after this episode. So I'll keep you updated.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I have never been more ready. I'm shaking with excitement. Perfect. Let's go.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
I like to think of myself as someone who is risk averse, or in other words, a little bitch. But with that being said... I did move to New York. I mean, I wasn't 18, but I moved to New York without having secured a job officially, officially, officially. I was on final rounds of interviews, it felt like. So it kind of seemed like I was getting the job.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
But technically, I moved to New York without a job post-pandemic, which does feel like a wild thing to do. Now, mind you, I did move on a Sunday, have my final interview on a Monday and then secure the job on that Tuesday. But it wasn't promised. It wasn't promised.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
What small town high school friends have housing deals on major East Coast cities?
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
So she got that Etsy money and the Etsy witchy street cred.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Our sweet summer child. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm cringing already. My toes are curling, not in a good way. I don't like gross things. I don't like pests. I don't like dysfunction, especially in the home. And I'm just terrified of what awaits Gemma when she shows up to this apartment that a witch lives in. Without seeing it first. But I'm also intrigued, so please tell me.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
And the shower is tiny. No. Wait, sorry. Sorry. So did Gemma know about these other people? Are they women? What's going on? Who lives here? How are you feeling? I'm scared. I'm terrified. First of all, who lives here? We don't know who lives here. Second of all, does my good sis only work in love spells or other spells being cast? Does she need to burn some sage before she moves in? I'm scared.
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Devilish Horde of Pestilence with Nadira Goffe
Oh, the alliteration usually is cute, but considering that I'm coming from a place of fear, I don't know how I feel about it right now.
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Snow White and the Seven Controversies
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Snow White and the Seven Controversies
This was my father's kingdom. A place of fairness. But the queen changed everything.