MTV Parent
Appearances
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Enjoy looking at her on the screen because it's over, pal.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Angry when Jeremy criticizes or insults Lauren.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
He's the one that's going to be feeling bad, if you know what I mean. Jeremy.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
What does he think? He's some kind of movie star? He's afraid to get recognized?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
What's the matter, Jeremy? You need someone to come in and change your diaper?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
What's something you like about a woman? Starts with the letter B. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Junk in the trunk. So you like big butts? I cannot lie.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Okay, well, hey, he's a man. What do you expect?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Tell me one thing you like to do before you die. A menage a trois. A five some. Intercourse.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Why should we pick you to date our daughter? Why shouldn't you pick me? That is the real question.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Jeremy, why don't you take off those sunglasses and show some respect?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Lauren, are you ready to go out with an adult instead of a moron that throws hissy fits? Shut up. I'm not the one who throws hissy fits. Yeah, you are. You're a little whiner, a little freaking baby. I hate you guys. All right.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Me and you are buds. Good kid. That kid is awesome. I just hope Lauren likes him at least half as much as I do. And my beautiful daughter. Wow, that's weird.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Your teeth won't be damn straight if you keep talking about our daughter again.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Brian's escape. No, we should call this Lauren's escape.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Great I don't know the date or the blowers Wow Hey, did I do good, hun, or what? That sucked.