MTV Contestant
Appearances
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I have amazing legs. I can't believe this. He's touching her calves and I'm sitting next to you cows.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Oh, yeah. Oh, interception. God, this is not fair.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
So what do you do for a living? I work at a gym. I'm working in a grocery store. I sell insurance. I'm a semi-pro babysitter.
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Sometimes I watch them. Sometimes I don't. I'm a full-time student and an athlete. I'm working on being a kid's pastor.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I rap and dance. Fold clothes all day. Right now, I'm not really doing much. Just freelance construction. Right. I'm in construction myself. Could you hook me up with a job?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Hey, what's the matter? Why are you so upset? Have I told you that you're awesome? Every guy at school loves you. Hey, girlfriend. I'm sad. Cheer me up.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
And her course. I'd like to try that before I die. Uh-huh. I want to run a marathon. I've always wanted to kick down a door. Just find some random door and... Kick down a door?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I want to be the first man to walk on the moon.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Because I'll always be there for her. I'm a good guy. I'll treat her right. I'm a gentleman. I'm always going to be opening doors for her. It's a great answer. Because I have an IQ of 60?
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The beauty. Oh, I mean 160. That's right. I'm good looking. I have a big brain. My butterscotch nipple. Oh, ****. What? Do you want one scoop or two?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Nice meeting you. Thank you, guys. Don't be a fake ring. I'm in for the real thing here. Cool.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I may be a punk ass, but you're a fat ass. Damn.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
When Chad walked in, I was like, I got to get some mayonnaise for that white bread. Screw that, dude.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Sloane, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. All right, let's do it.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
We're going to do a little sport I like to call scurfing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Here we go. A skateboard that looks like a surfboard.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
This is like the X Games, except it's like the Z's games.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I'm glad. Scurfing is awesome. So I brought us some fish tacos because fish tacos go perfect after a day of scurfing.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
hey mom you ever make fish tacos uh yeah i sure do dad you ever eat mom's fish tacos does not oh it gets so much worse are so what are some of your favorite foods
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
My favorite foods, I'd probably say strawberries and chocolate with a little whipped cream.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Yeah, your daughter and I were playing with strawberries and whipped cream last night. I will kill you.
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Yeah. We were cooking. I made dessert last night. Mom, it was almost as good as your first taco.
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I like to do some yoga. Just something that relieves some stress.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Before you go, I got something for you to remember the state by. Every scurfer needs their board wax, and this is my favorite brand. Well, thank you. I had an amazing 15 minutes with you.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
Gentlemen, I'm always going to be opening doors for her.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
When Dylan walked in, I said to myself, I would do her. Then I realized it was a guy.
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Seriously, did you see that guy's hair? What do you call that?
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Only when her hair looks like **** too. Such a jerk.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
So I brought you to this soccer field because I thought we'd play a little soccer. Got a little jersey for you.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
No, come on now. We're playing leaf blower soccer.
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What about you? What kind of guys do you normally date?
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You're over there. I'm over here. First one to three goals wins, and loser gives winner a massage.
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What are you going to give me, braces? What does that mean?
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Score for the loudest, most obnoxious game ever. I'm over this. I'm so sick of you. Give me my glasses.
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He got hit in the head real hard. That's how he came up with it. I don't know. Me and my friends play sometimes.
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Yeah, that was a great one, Mom. You're working on the personality I see, though. That's right. Very good, very good. I'm proud of you. So what did you think of me when you first saw me?
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It looks like a girl's hair. I thought it was sexy.
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I just thought, man, this girl is a knockout. Why is she with this douchebag guy?
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Because I'm the best. Aw, yeah. You are so full of yourself. Aw, yeah.
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I gotta be honest. I'm a little wiped out from that game.
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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring me them legs. What are you giggling at, Lauren? You have amazing legs.
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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!
I can't believe this. He's touching her calves and I'm sitting next to you cows. Then you might want to put these on so you don't have to see it anymore.
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All right, should we get changed and get out of here then? All right, so we should have sex?
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Well, I know 4th of July only comes once a year, but if you pick me... Well, that was prophetic. As the lead keyboardist of Brian's mistake. We'll be seeing fireworks all year long.
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Oh my God, that was terrible. Lauren, I don't understand science that well, but there's no denying the chemistry that we felt.
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Baby, if I've learned anything today, it's that I don't want to lose you. And I promise that if you pick me, I promise if I pick you, I'll start a band called Jeremy's Practice. Do whatever I can to make you happy.
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Aw, Dylan's always a gentleman. I don't care. I can't date a girl whose hair is shorter than mine.
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What are you doing? Get the camera off me. What are you doing? Get the camera off me. Get the camera off me. We did it, man. We did it.