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12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!

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I have amazing legs. I can't believe this. He's touching her calves and I'm sitting next to you cows.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, interception. God, this is not fair.

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Hi. Hey, I'm Dylan.

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So what do you do for a living? I work at a gym. I'm working in a grocery store. I sell insurance. I'm a semi-pro babysitter.

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I sell insurance.

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Sometimes I watch them. Sometimes I don't. I'm a full-time student and an athlete. I'm working on being a kid's pastor.

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I set rat traps for a living.

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Like an exterminator?

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Are you serious? Yeah, puts food on the table.

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I rap and dance. Fold clothes all day. Right now, I'm not really doing much. Just freelance construction. Right. I'm in construction myself. Could you hook me up with a job?

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I thought we were coming up to booze.

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I'd have to say her beauty.

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Badonkadonk.

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Hey, what's the matter? Why are you so upset? Have I told you that you're awesome? Every guy at school loves you. Hey, girlfriend. I'm sad. Cheer me up.

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I'll give you a back massage.

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I'll give you a front massage.

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And her course. I'd like to try that before I die. Uh-huh. I want to run a marathon. I've always wanted to kick down a door. Just find some random door and... Kick down a door?

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He is amoeba. Baby with Angelique Jolie.

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Yeah. I'm...

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I want to be the first man to walk on the moon.

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Because I'll always be there for her. I'm a good guy. I'll treat her right. I'm a gentleman. I'm always going to be opening doors for her. It's a great answer. Because I have an IQ of 60?

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The beauty. Oh, I mean 160. That's right. I'm good looking. I have a big brain. My butterscotch nipple. Oh, ****. What? Do you want one scoop or two?

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Nice meeting you. Thank you, guys. Don't be a fake ring. I'm in for the real thing here. Cool.

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I may be a punk ass, but you're a fat ass. Damn.

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Nice sunglasses, bro.

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When Chad walked in, I was like, I got to get some mayonnaise for that white bread. Screw that, dude.

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Sloane, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. All right, let's do it.

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Not too much fun. No touching.

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Good pick, mom.

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We're going to do a little sport I like to call scurfing.

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Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?

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Here we go. A skateboard that looks like a surfboard.

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Real revolutionary.

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This is like the X Games, except it's like the Z's games.

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I shower with her all the time.

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Oh, man.

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I'm glad. Scurfing is awesome. So I brought us some fish tacos because fish tacos go perfect after a day of scurfing.

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hey mom you ever make fish tacos uh yeah i sure do dad you ever eat mom's fish tacos does not oh it gets so much worse are so what are some of your favorite foods

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My favorite foods, I'd probably say strawberries and chocolate with a little whipped cream.

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Yeah, your daughter and I were playing with strawberries and whipped cream last night. I will kill you.

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Yeah. We were cooking. I made dessert last night. Mom, it was almost as good as your first taco.

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So what's the deal with your boyfriend anyway?

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I like to do some yoga. Just something that relieves some stress.

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Before you go, I got something for you to remember the state by. Every scurfer needs their board wax, and this is my favorite brand. Well, thank you. I had an amazing 15 minutes with you.

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We should probably get you back home now.

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All right.

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Gentlemen, I'm always going to be opening doors for her.

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When Dylan walked in, I said to myself, I would do her. Then I realized it was a guy.

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All set.

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She's mine now.

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Seriously, did you see that guy's hair? What do you call that?

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Only when her hair looks like **** too. Such a jerk.

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So I brought you to this soccer field because I thought we'd play a little soccer. Got a little jersey for you.

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These are leaf blowers.

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No, come on now. We're playing leaf blower soccer.

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It's just like regular soccer.

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You guys are stupid.

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Usually brunettes, actually.

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Yep, I agree, I agree.

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What about you? What kind of guys do you normally date?

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You're over there. I'm over here. First one to three goals wins, and loser gives winner a massage.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Damn straight.

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What are you going to give me, braces? What does that mean?

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With a fist? You know what kick means?

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That's stupid, it's the f***ing plane.

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Score for the loudest, most obnoxious game ever. I'm over this. I'm so sick of you. Give me my glasses.

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He got hit in the head real hard. That's how he came up with it. I don't know. Me and my friends play sometimes.

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Pretty creative group of guys.

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Actually, I'm in a band.

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Okay, which 18-year-old boy is not in a band?

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We're called Brian's Escape.

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Brian's Escape.

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Yeah, that was a great one, Mom. You're working on the personality I see, though. That's right. Very good, very good. I'm proud of you. So what did you think of me when you first saw me?

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Thank you. Honestly.

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It looks like a girl's hair. I thought it was sexy.

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He's a lot better looking than you are.

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I just thought, man, this girl is a knockout. Why is she with this douchebag guy?

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Because I'm the best. Aw, yeah. You are so full of yourself. Aw, yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, you dick.

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I gotta be honest. I'm a little wiped out from that game.

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Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Bring me them legs. What are you giggling at, Lauren? You have amazing legs.

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Jeremy's an idiot. You have great legs.

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I can't believe this. He's touching her calves and I'm sitting next to you cows. Then you might want to put these on so you don't have to see it anymore.

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Oh, snap. Thank you. Feeling all loosened up?

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All right, should we get changed and get out of here then? All right, so we should have sex?

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Well, I know 4th of July only comes once a year, but if you pick me... Well, that was prophetic. As the lead keyboardist of Brian's mistake. We'll be seeing fireworks all year long.

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Oh my God, that was terrible. Lauren, I don't understand science that well, but there's no denying the chemistry that we felt.

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Baby, if I've learned anything today, it's that I don't want to lose you. And I promise that if you pick me, I promise if I pick you, I'll start a band called Jeremy's Practice. Do whatever I can to make you happy.

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Aw, Dylan's always a gentleman. I don't care. I can't date a girl whose hair is shorter than mine.

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What are you doing? Get the camera off me. What are you doing? Get the camera off me. Get the camera off me. We did it, man. We did it.

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How'd you ever date that baby?

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Got that right.