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Chance the Rapper episode.

Chance the Rapper episode.

Chance the Rapper episode.

What about 65th and Ingleside? That is one of my favorite chants.

What about 65th and Ingleside? That is one of my favorite chants.

What about 65th and Ingleside? That is one of my favorite chants.

That's where he grew up.

That's where he grew up.

That's where he grew up.

What about... We don't do the same drugs no more. We don't do the same drugs. That is... I love that song.

What about... We don't do the same drugs no more. We don't do the same drugs. That is... I love that song.

What about... We don't do the same drugs no more. We don't do the same drugs. That is... I love that song.

It has a feeling of nostalgia, I think.

It has a feeling of nostalgia, I think.

It has a feeling of nostalgia, I think.

Like, I was just talking about, like... That wasn't specific to them.

Like, I was just talking about, like... That wasn't specific to them.

Like, I was just talking about, like... That wasn't specific to them.

Your brain is kind of fascinating.

Your brain is kind of fascinating.

Your brain is kind of fascinating.

So she thought that because you're at a nice restaurant that that's not.

So she thought that because you're at a nice restaurant that that's not.

So she thought that because you're at a nice restaurant that that's not.

Flan. No, he's already said her name. Cran. Cran.

Flan. No, he's already said her name. Cran. Cran.

Flan. No, he's already said her name. Cran. Cran.

Cran. We knew it was going to be an exaggeration.

Cran. We knew it was going to be an exaggeration.

Cran. We knew it was going to be an exaggeration.

Something really insane happened.

Something really insane happened.

Something really insane happened.

You're paying so much money to be there.

You're paying so much money to be there.

You're paying so much money to be there.

I think you can do whatever you want as long as you don't like jump on the table and like get naked or something.

I think you can do whatever you want as long as you don't like jump on the table and like get naked or something.

I think you can do whatever you want as long as you don't like jump on the table and like get naked or something.

Comment down below, Superman or airplane.

Comment down below, Superman or airplane.

Comment down below, Superman or airplane.

That might have been... Oh, so you did get Kava.

That might have been... Oh, so you did get Kava.

That might have been... Oh, so you did get Kava.

I mean, I was on his side until we kind of dove deeper into the conversation.

I mean, I was on his side until we kind of dove deeper into the conversation.

I mean, I was on his side until we kind of dove deeper into the conversation.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you get paid out at the end of the year for not using your PTO.

If you get paid out at the end of the year for not using your PTO.

If you get paid out at the end of the year for not using your PTO.

Yes. I mean, I thought it too.

Yes. I mean, I thought it too.

Yes. I mean, I thought it too.

Yeah, I don't like the rain, but last night when I was walking in the parking lot, I kind of had a little moment when I was walking. I'm like, this is nice. I was romanticizing the rain. I love the rain. It's my favorite thing in the world.

Yeah, I don't like the rain, but last night when I was walking in the parking lot, I kind of had a little moment when I was walking. I'm like, this is nice. I was romanticizing the rain. I love the rain. It's my favorite thing in the world.

Yeah, I don't like the rain, but last night when I was walking in the parking lot, I kind of had a little moment when I was walking. I'm like, this is nice. I was romanticizing the rain. I love the rain. It's my favorite thing in the world.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Karen or like Jill or one of those.

Karen or like Jill or one of those.

Karen or like Jill or one of those.

Yeah, and who else? Gene. Catherine and Gene.

Yeah, and who else? Gene. Catherine and Gene.

Yeah, and who else? Gene. Catherine and Gene.

Your teacher's butt?

Your teacher's butt?

Your teacher's butt?

No, wasn't it you didn't know why you liked her jeans so much?

No, wasn't it you didn't know why you liked her jeans so much?

No, wasn't it you didn't know why you liked her jeans so much?

What happened?

What happened?

What happened?

Oh, that's so funny.

Oh, that's so funny.

Oh, that's so funny.

I feel like that kind of tracks.

I feel like that kind of tracks.

I feel like that kind of tracks.

But this is... Wait, do you know what episode this is?

But this is... Wait, do you know what episode this is?

But this is... Wait, do you know what episode this is?

I wanted to see if you'd figure it out.

I wanted to see if you'd figure it out.

I wanted to see if you'd figure it out.

It is funny still in the comments. This is a lot of people's first time hearing that.

It is funny still in the comments. This is a lot of people's first time hearing that.

It is funny still in the comments. This is a lot of people's first time hearing that.

Like a ton of people. I mean, our listeners are growing, so there's always going to be more people learning that.

Like a ton of people. I mean, our listeners are growing, so there's always going to be more people learning that.

Like a ton of people. I mean, our listeners are growing, so there's always going to be more people learning that.

I'm a little burnt. Not like bad. We'll get you a vacation. Well, I'm going to Spain in April.

I'm a little burnt. Not like bad. We'll get you a vacation. Well, I'm going to Spain in April.

I'm a little burnt. Not like bad. We'll get you a vacation. Well, I'm going to Spain in April.

You lived in Valencia? Yeah.

You lived in Valencia? Yeah.

You lived in Valencia? Yeah.

I don't know if you can even give input on this. So we're deciding we're going to fly into Barcelona and then we're either going to do Barcelona to Valencia and then Granada and Seville or Barcelona, Valencia, and then go to Mallorca and do an island.

I don't know if you can even give input on this. So we're deciding we're going to fly into Barcelona and then we're either going to do Barcelona to Valencia and then Granada and Seville or Barcelona, Valencia, and then go to Mallorca and do an island.

I don't know if you can even give input on this. So we're deciding we're going to fly into Barcelona and then we're either going to do Barcelona to Valencia and then Granada and Seville or Barcelona, Valencia, and then go to Mallorca and do an island.

But I'm more leaning towards the south of Spain.

But I'm more leaning towards the south of Spain.

But I'm more leaning towards the south of Spain.

I need to do more research. Playmates, if you guys have a lot of Spain expertise.

I need to do more research. Playmates, if you guys have a lot of Spain expertise.

I need to do more research. Playmates, if you guys have a lot of Spain expertise.

I like how you said that. You could have been like, nah, I rolled my ankle or something.

I like how you said that. You could have been like, nah, I rolled my ankle or something.

I like how you said that. You could have been like, nah, I rolled my ankle or something.

We were just talking about Europe and...

We were just talking about Europe and...

We were just talking about Europe and...

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying.

You've just been talking about this trip for a while.

You've just been talking about this trip for a while.

You've just been talking about this trip for a while.

I think you brought this up because I was asking what you were doing on the 15th and you said you were going to that national park. So I think this is the same story.

I think you brought this up because I was asking what you were doing on the 15th and you said you were going to that national park. So I think this is the same story.

I think you brought this up because I was asking what you were doing on the 15th and you said you were going to that national park. So I think this is the same story.

That'd be sick. Last time I wore my overalls were at NOAA Con.

That'd be sick. Last time I wore my overalls were at NOAA Con.

That'd be sick. Last time I wore my overalls were at NOAA Con.

Oh, yeah. I guess I did. I would call that like a jumpsuit.

Oh, yeah. I guess I did. I would call that like a jumpsuit.

Oh, yeah. I guess I did. I would call that like a jumpsuit.

I guess it's the same.

I guess it's the same.

I guess it's the same.

Well, yeah. I went to my aerobatics class that night.

Well, yeah. I went to my aerobatics class that night.

Well, yeah. I went to my aerobatics class that night.

I feel like that's kind of the equivalent. This is more common, but thinking that you peed your pants when you get too high. Does that happen? That's happened to me so many times. Not recently, but at the beginning of when I first started smoking.

I feel like that's kind of the equivalent. This is more common, but thinking that you peed your pants when you get too high. Does that happen? That's happened to me so many times. Not recently, but at the beginning of when I first started smoking.

I feel like that's kind of the equivalent. This is more common, but thinking that you peed your pants when you get too high. Does that happen? That's happened to me so many times. Not recently, but at the beginning of when I first started smoking.

No, I know. But like, I think it's just the anxiety of like, oh my gosh. Uh, and then you just, I don't know. I don't know what that is, but I do, but I do remember, um, like freshman or sophomore year of high school. The first time I got high, I was with my close, one of the first times I was with my close girlfriends and we're at her lake house and like

No, I know. But like, I think it's just the anxiety of like, oh my gosh. Uh, and then you just, I don't know. I don't know what that is, but I do, but I do remember, um, like freshman or sophomore year of high school. The first time I got high, I was with my close, one of the first times I was with my close girlfriends and we're at her lake house and like

No, I know. But like, I think it's just the anxiety of like, oh my gosh. Uh, and then you just, I don't know. I don't know what that is, but I do, but I do remember, um, like freshman or sophomore year of high school. The first time I got high, I was with my close, one of the first times I was with my close girlfriends and we're at her lake house and like

uh no not like Geneva near like Geneva in Wisconsin Delavan and I was like freaking out I was like fully convinced I'm like I need to text my parents like that I love them like that no that was so bad never gotten that yeah it's scary

uh no not like Geneva near like Geneva in Wisconsin Delavan and I was like freaking out I was like fully convinced I'm like I need to text my parents like that I love them like that no that was so bad never gotten that yeah it's scary

uh no not like Geneva near like Geneva in Wisconsin Delavan and I was like freaking out I was like fully convinced I'm like I need to text my parents like that I love them like that no that was so bad never gotten that yeah it's scary

Oh, I low-key agree, or disagree, but I might have just been with the wrong people.

Oh, I low-key agree, or disagree, but I might have just been with the wrong people.

Oh, I low-key agree, or disagree, but I might have just been with the wrong people.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I remember I had a panic attack in the dining hall sophomore year. I was smoking Jeebs with my friend Hallie. And we thought we wanted to go to the... For any Dayton people listening.

I remember I had a panic attack in the dining hall sophomore year. I was smoking Jeebs with my friend Hallie. And we thought we wanted to go to the... For any Dayton people listening.

I remember I had a panic attack in the dining hall sophomore year. I was smoking Jeebs with my friend Hallie. And we thought we wanted to go to the... For any Dayton people listening.

Dayton people. KU. They'll understand what I'm talking about. The student union. For all you date heads out there. For all you frequent flyers. Yeah.

Dayton people. KU. They'll understand what I'm talking about. The student union. For all you date heads out there. For all you frequent flyers. Yeah.

Dayton people. KU. They'll understand what I'm talking about. The student union. For all you date heads out there. For all you frequent flyers. Yeah.

We get there, we're in line, like, ordering pizza, and all of a sudden, my, like, vision started, I don't know, I was, like, doing okay outside, and then we got in this place, and my vision started getting, like, splotchy, and, like, I thought I was going to faint in the dining hall. I, like, set my pizza down and just, like, sprinted outside.

We get there, we're in line, like, ordering pizza, and all of a sudden, my, like, vision started, I don't know, I was, like, doing okay outside, and then we got in this place, and my vision started getting, like, splotchy, and, like, I thought I was going to faint in the dining hall. I, like, set my pizza down and just, like, sprinted outside.

We get there, we're in line, like, ordering pizza, and all of a sudden, my, like, vision started, I don't know, I was, like, doing okay outside, and then we got in this place, and my vision started getting, like, splotchy, and, like, I thought I was going to faint in the dining hall. I, like, set my pizza down and just, like, sprinted outside.

Wait, is that when someone threw something in the fire?

Wait, is that when someone threw something in the fire?

Wait, is that when someone threw something in the fire?

Jason or something? Yeah, I think it was Jason.

Jason or something? Yeah, I think it was Jason.

Jason or something? Yeah, I think it was Jason.

Oh, and all the metal and shit?

Oh, and all the metal and shit?

Oh, and all the metal and shit?

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Brother.

Brother.

Brother.

You're in eye patches.

You're in eye patches.

You're in eye patches.

I'm.

I'm.

I'm.

First AFTV sketch up on it. Bye now. Did you hear how I just said it? Bye now. Bye now. I liked your little Kyle Rittenhouse feature.

First AFTV sketch up on it. Bye now. Did you hear how I just said it? Bye now. Bye now. I liked your little Kyle Rittenhouse feature.

First AFTV sketch up on it. Bye now. Did you hear how I just said it? Bye now. Bye now. I liked your little Kyle Rittenhouse feature.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that's hilarious, but we're not doing that. That's not happening. That's really funny, though.

Oh, that's hilarious, but we're not doing that. That's not happening. That's really funny, though.

Oh, that's hilarious, but we're not doing that. That's not happening. That's really funny, though.

No, I know.

No, I know.

No, I know.

That is very funny, though.

That is very funny, though.

That is very funny, though.

I think, wait, okay, so when this episode comes out, the Elise episode will have came out on Monday, and, like, just the contrast of, Jack, before you came in here, like, just how not creepy it gets when we have guests.

I think, wait, okay, so when this episode comes out, the Elise episode will have came out on Monday, and, like, just the contrast of, Jack, before you came in here, like, just how not creepy it gets when we have guests.

I think, wait, okay, so when this episode comes out, the Elise episode will have came out on Monday, and, like, just the contrast of, Jack, before you came in here, like, just how not creepy it gets when we have guests.

Well, just, like, we just say shit that, like, you guys weren't saying.

Well, just, like, we just say shit that, like, you guys weren't saying.

Well, just, like, we just say shit that, like, you guys weren't saying.

We hope you guys liked the Elise episode.

We hope you guys liked the Elise episode.

We hope you guys liked the Elise episode.

Wait, Will, did you see the name of the week that that girl sent in?

Wait, Will, did you see the name of the week that that girl sent in?

Wait, Will, did you see the name of the week that that girl sent in?

Chris Banjo?

Chris Banjo?

Chris Banjo?

If you guys could have... Actually, I don't know.

If you guys could have... Actually, I don't know.

If you guys could have... Actually, I don't know.

Say it. No, I was just going to say if you could have any last name, if you could pick your last name, what would it be? That's a hard question, though. I don't even know.

Say it. No, I was just going to say if you could have any last name, if you could pick your last name, what would it be? That's a hard question, though. I don't even know.

Say it. No, I was just going to say if you could have any last name, if you could pick your last name, what would it be? That's a hard question, though. I don't even know.

I think I really like Italian last names. I feel like there's a lot of cool ones.

I think I really like Italian last names. I feel like there's a lot of cool ones.

I think I really like Italian last names. I feel like there's a lot of cool ones.

Kelly O.

Kelly O.

Kelly O.

Why did someone film that? That's so disrespectful.

Why did someone film that? That's so disrespectful.

Why did someone film that? That's so disrespectful.

I don't like that someone took a video of that.

I don't like that someone took a video of that.

I don't like that someone took a video of that.

Did you want to hear my pitch?

Did you want to hear my pitch?

Did you want to hear my pitch?

Wait. Also, that girl that we were maybe going to try to call, she finally sent the... Oh, wait.

Wait. Also, that girl that we were maybe going to try to call, she finally sent the... Oh, wait.

Wait. Also, that girl that we were maybe going to try to call, she finally sent the... Oh, wait.

Do you know who you're calling for the prank call?

Do you know who you're calling for the prank call?

Do you know who you're calling for the prank call?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah, but then she said she's on vacation this week, but for sure. But for next week, her number is... Okay, we don't have to do it this week.

Yeah, but then she said she's on vacation this week, but for sure. But for next week, her number is... Okay, we don't have to do it this week.

Yeah, but then she said she's on vacation this week, but for sure. But for next week, her number is... Okay, we don't have to do it this week.

First pitch is from.

First pitch is from.

First pitch is from.

We're going to be so good. I know. All right. We're stacked. This pitch is from Coop. My dog's name. Well, he's not alive, but that was my dog's name. Dave C. Coop. I don't know. Okay. He says, hello.

We're going to be so good. I know. All right. We're stacked. This pitch is from Coop. My dog's name. Well, he's not alive, but that was my dog's name. Dave C. Coop. I don't know. Okay. He says, hello.

We're going to be so good. I know. All right. We're stacked. This pitch is from Coop. My dog's name. Well, he's not alive, but that was my dog's name. Dave C. Coop. I don't know. Okay. He says, hello.

No, it's because it's like I'm reading their username, but I don't know if that's their actual name. So that doesn't matter. Coop. Hello, rock, paper, and scissors. Rock, paper.

No, it's because it's like I'm reading their username, but I don't know if that's their actual name. So that doesn't matter. Coop. Hello, rock, paper, and scissors. Rock, paper.

No, it's because it's like I'm reading their username, but I don't know if that's their actual name. So that doesn't matter. Coop. Hello, rock, paper, and scissors. Rock, paper.

I have a pitch for you guys.

I have a pitch for you guys.

I have a pitch for you guys.

All right, well, he says, wondering if you're truly welcome there or if you're overstaying your welcome.

All right, well, he says, wondering if you're truly welcome there or if you're overstaying your welcome.

All right, well, he says, wondering if you're truly welcome there or if you're overstaying your welcome.

Allow me to introduce to you Time to Go. Time to Go is an app that can be installed on your phone or smartwatch that can read and sense the energy of the room and let you know if you're overstaying your welcome or not. Perfect for the overthinking mind. Never overstay your welcome again. It's time to go.

Allow me to introduce to you Time to Go. Time to Go is an app that can be installed on your phone or smartwatch that can read and sense the energy of the room and let you know if you're overstaying your welcome or not. Perfect for the overthinking mind. Never overstay your welcome again. It's time to go.

Allow me to introduce to you Time to Go. Time to Go is an app that can be installed on your phone or smartwatch that can read and sense the energy of the room and let you know if you're overstaying your welcome or not. Perfect for the overthinking mind. Never overstay your welcome again. It's time to go.

Yeah, but as a host, you can also, you have the autonomy to be like, no, I only want you here for like four days.

Yeah, but as a host, you can also, you have the autonomy to be like, no, I only want you here for like four days.

Yeah, but as a host, you can also, you have the autonomy to be like, no, I only want you here for like four days.

I wonder who our first... Hi, Laura. I wonder who our first follower was.

I wonder who our first... Hi, Laura. I wonder who our first follower was.

I wonder who our first... Hi, Laura. I wonder who our first follower was.

People that don't work here.

People that don't work here.

People that don't work here.

Wait, no, I have another one. Okay. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex.

Wait, no, I have another one. Okay. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex.

Wait, no, I have another one. Okay. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Thank you.

Do you guys... Is that actually... Apparently, it has the same, like... Everyone always says that, but how do you know?

Do you guys... Is that actually... Apparently, it has the same, like... Everyone always says that, but how do you know?

Do you guys... Is that actually... Apparently, it has the same, like... Everyone always says that, but how do you know?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Ew. All right, let me do this next.

Ew. All right, let me do this next.

Ew. All right, let me do this next.

Will just threw up everywhere. Gross. All right. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex Ingles.

Will just threw up everywhere. Gross. All right. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex Ingles.

Will just threw up everywhere. Gross. All right. Thank you, Coop. Next pitch is from Alex Ingles.

What's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever... Jess.

What's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever... Jess.

What's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever... Jess.

I'm Jess.

I'm Jess.

I'm Jess.

Gavin Jilly. Gavin Jilly. Well, you would actually love New Girl.

Gavin Jilly. Gavin Jilly. Well, you would actually love New Girl.

Gavin Jilly. Gavin Jilly. Well, you would actually love New Girl.

You're not going to watch it, but I know you would.

You're not going to watch it, but I know you would.

You're not going to watch it, but I know you would.

i don't watch that much i only really do it if i'm like with other people i don't watch tv how has been how's uh living with me again so far it's going really well she's been out of town she had to go back to laguna to finish her shifts at her laguna starbucks but she's coming back later today and we're gonna have a little wine night i love our living room it's so cute when's your wig party lorna's supposed to have a wig party today and she can't no no i always said it was gonna be the 15th oh

i don't watch that much i only really do it if i'm like with other people i don't watch tv how has been how's uh living with me again so far it's going really well she's been out of town she had to go back to laguna to finish her shifts at her laguna starbucks but she's coming back later today and we're gonna have a little wine night i love our living room it's so cute when's your wig party lorna's supposed to have a wig party today and she can't no no i always said it was gonna be the 15th oh

i don't watch that much i only really do it if i'm like with other people i don't watch tv how has been how's uh living with me again so far it's going really well she's been out of town she had to go back to laguna to finish her shifts at her laguna starbucks but she's coming back later today and we're gonna have a little wine night i love our living room it's so cute when's your wig party lorna's supposed to have a wig party today and she can't no no i always said it was gonna be the 15th oh

You said you're going there.

You said you're going there.

You said you're going there.

Yeah, it would be at night.

Yeah, it would be at night.

Yeah, it would be at night.

Yeah, we talked about that.

Yeah, we talked about that.

Yeah, we talked about that.

Wait, can I read Alex's pitch? Yeah, please.

Wait, can I read Alex's pitch? Yeah, please.

Wait, can I read Alex's pitch? Yeah, please.

Okay, what's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever wanted to sneak your own drink on the plane, but TSA won't let liquids through?

Okay, what's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever wanted to sneak your own drink on the plane, but TSA won't let liquids through?

Okay, what's up, Jess, Nick, and Schmidt? Have you ever wanted to sneak your own drink on the plane, but TSA won't let liquids through?

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Introducing Just Add Water Alcohol Powder. This revolutionary product transforms your favorite bevs into an easy to carry, ready to go drink. No more cans, bottles, or bulky mixers. Go to the beach with an ice cold margarita, concerts with your favorite mojito, or even sneak a 12 pack into the big game. Just tear the packet open and mix into water. Never before has fun been this convenient.

Introducing Just Add Water Alcohol Powder. This revolutionary product transforms your favorite bevs into an easy to carry, ready to go drink. No more cans, bottles, or bulky mixers. Go to the beach with an ice cold margarita, concerts with your favorite mojito, or even sneak a 12 pack into the big game. Just tear the packet open and mix into water. Never before has fun been this convenient.

Wait, look. Old fashioned. That's cool.

Wait, look. Old fashioned. That's cool.

Wait, look. Old fashioned. That's cool.

Or just blame it on TSA. Like they didn't.

Or just blame it on TSA. Like they didn't.

Or just blame it on TSA. Like they didn't.

No, I think you're wrong.

No, I think you're wrong.

No, I think you're wrong.

No, it wasn't sealed, though.

No, it wasn't sealed, though.

No, it wasn't sealed, though.

I saw that I'm like I saw like a DUI lawyer do that and all the comments were like why are you helping these people just got in the car or something and they're like you Joe like drunk after you got drunk after you got pulled over you were like fuck it keys out the window no well that wouldn't make any sense because I mean you could have like a bottle of liquor in your car that yeah but if the seals open like that there's no I don't think there's no proof that you weren't drinking it then oh my god it would have to be sealed

I saw that I'm like I saw like a DUI lawyer do that and all the comments were like why are you helping these people just got in the car or something and they're like you Joe like drunk after you got drunk after you got pulled over you were like fuck it keys out the window no well that wouldn't make any sense because I mean you could have like a bottle of liquor in your car that yeah but if the seals open like that there's no I don't think there's no proof that you weren't drinking it then oh my god it would have to be sealed

I saw that I'm like I saw like a DUI lawyer do that and all the comments were like why are you helping these people just got in the car or something and they're like you Joe like drunk after you got drunk after you got pulled over you were like fuck it keys out the window no well that wouldn't make any sense because I mean you could have like a bottle of liquor in your car that yeah but if the seals open like that there's no I don't think there's no proof that you weren't drinking it then oh my god it would have to be sealed

Cannot have an unsealed open container while driving.

Cannot have an unsealed open container while driving.

Cannot have an unsealed open container while driving.

Dude, you're so wrong. I don't know if I... I really don't... You're wrong.

Dude, you're so wrong. I don't know if I... I really don't... You're wrong.

Dude, you're so wrong. I don't know if I... I really don't... You're wrong.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Weren't you going to come up with your pitch live?

Weren't you going to come up with your pitch live?

Weren't you going to come up with your pitch live?

Butterfly.

Butterfly.

Butterfly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Teach me something.

Teach me something.

Teach me something.

So that's small?

So that's small?

So that's small?

Wait, what's the name of the city?

Wait, what's the name of the city?

Wait, what's the name of the city?

I mean... What do you guys think that plane's doing?

I mean... What do you guys think that plane's doing?

I mean... What do you guys think that plane's doing?

Honolulu?

Honolulu?

Honolulu?

What the fuck, Lauren? I don't know.

What the fuck, Lauren? I don't know.

What the fuck, Lauren? I don't know.

Houston.

Houston.

Houston.

All right, lady trapped under ice?

All right, lady trapped under ice?

All right, lady trapped under ice?

I need more information on this.

I need more information on this.

I need more information on this.

No, but I need to know where you found this.

No, but I need to know where you found this.

No, but I need to know where you found this.

Dude, I think he just makes, I think he just uses this as an opportunity to make things up.

Dude, I think he just makes, I think he just uses this as an opportunity to make things up.

Dude, I think he just makes, I think he just uses this as an opportunity to make things up.

What?

What?

What?

All right. Now teach me something.

All right. Now teach me something.

All right. Now teach me something.

That would be gnarly.

That would be gnarly.

That would be gnarly.

Well, I liked yours because now I want to go there. That city looks gorgeous. I added it to my Europe list.

Well, I liked yours because now I want to go there. That city looks gorgeous. I added it to my Europe list.

Well, I liked yours because now I want to go there. That city looks gorgeous. I added it to my Europe list.

I'm sorry. Should we do this guy rocks? This guy rocks. This guy rocks.

I'm sorry. Should we do this guy rocks? This guy rocks. This guy rocks.

I'm sorry. Should we do this guy rocks? This guy rocks. This guy rocks.

All right.

All right.

All right.

Oh, I'm going to cry. Look at that lady. She's pissed. She does not want to be there.

Oh, I'm going to cry. Look at that lady. She's pissed. She does not want to be there.

Oh, I'm going to cry. Look at that lady. She's pissed. She does not want to be there.

Okay, I saw the... Shut up. I saw the cutest old woman when I was getting coffee yesterday morning. She had her little walker. And I just don't understand how they move around that slow. That's probably so boring. It takes so long to get from your car.

Okay, I saw the... Shut up. I saw the cutest old woman when I was getting coffee yesterday morning. She had her little walker. And I just don't understand how they move around that slow. That's probably so boring. It takes so long to get from your car.

Okay, I saw the... Shut up. I saw the cutest old woman when I was getting coffee yesterday morning. She had her little walker. And I just don't understand how they move around that slow. That's probably so boring. It takes so long to get from your car.

Okay. She's hot.

Okay. She's hot.

Okay. She's hot.

Bro's voice is good 75% of the time.

Bro's voice is good 75% of the time.

Bro's voice is good 75% of the time.

He needs a little help on the font. Look at that.

He needs a little help on the font. Look at that.

He needs a little help on the font. Look at that.

And after you say the title, you're like, it's something like... And then you know exactly what it is.

And after you say the title, you're like, it's something like... And then you know exactly what it is.

And after you say the title, you're like, it's something like... And then you know exactly what it is.

um you would for sure be a bass player me yeah it'd be drums oh drums oh yeah um

um you would for sure be a bass player me yeah it'd be drums oh drums oh yeah um

um you would for sure be a bass player me yeah it'd be drums oh drums oh yeah um

No.

No.

No.

Sweet love on the lawn.

Sweet love on the lawn.

Sweet love on the lawn.

Can you answer that?

Can you answer that?

Can you answer that?

Double it?

Double it?

Double it?

Play it again.

Play it again.

Play it again.

Sorry, that was a mean reaction.

Sorry, that was a mean reaction.

Sorry, that was a mean reaction.

Hi, Flan.

Hi, Flan.

Hi, Flan.

It was the same story.

It was the same story.

It was the same story.

No, it's funny.

No, it's funny.

No, it's funny.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Do it again.

Whoa, what the hell?

Whoa, what the hell?

Whoa, what the hell?

Oh, put him out of its misery. Is it a, is it a Roli? Not anymore. I love Rola Poli's.

Oh, put him out of its misery. Is it a, is it a Roli? Not anymore. I love Rola Poli's.

Oh, put him out of its misery. Is it a, is it a Roli? Not anymore. I love Rola Poli's.

Wait, yeah, now I feel bad for saying that.

Wait, yeah, now I feel bad for saying that.

Wait, yeah, now I feel bad for saying that.

rebuild the country and has demanded $20,000 in cash. The Pakistani government has now placed Robinson in a psychiatry department for a mental health examination.

rebuild the country and has demanded $20,000 in cash. The Pakistani government has now placed Robinson in a psychiatry department for a mental health examination.

rebuild the country and has demanded $20,000 in cash. The Pakistani government has now placed Robinson in a psychiatry department for a mental health examination.

So you want to steal her personality?

So you want to steal her personality?

So you want to steal her personality?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm stealing Candace's personality.

I'm stealing Candace's personality.

I'm stealing Candace's personality.

Candace Flynn.

Candace Flynn.

Candace Flynn.

Candace.

Candace.

Candace.

You already did that one.

You already did that one.

You already did that one.

140 pounds.

140 pounds.

140 pounds.

I'm going to do... Who's the lady from Princess Diaries? mine uh julie andrews 89 she looks awesome wow oh my god she always reminded me of my nana um all right hurry because ducky has to poopy okay uh it is no remember in the beginning you said 79th street so it was the chance the rapper oh yeah that's right all right bye guys

I'm going to do... Who's the lady from Princess Diaries? mine uh julie andrews 89 she looks awesome wow oh my god she always reminded me of my nana um all right hurry because ducky has to poopy okay uh it is no remember in the beginning you said 79th street so it was the chance the rapper oh yeah that's right all right bye guys

I'm going to do... Who's the lady from Princess Diaries? mine uh julie andrews 89 she looks awesome wow oh my god she always reminded me of my nana um all right hurry because ducky has to poopy okay uh it is no remember in the beginning you said 79th street so it was the chance the rapper oh yeah that's right all right bye guys