Misty B

Well, I am actually needing a kidney transplant, and I'm waiting on a list, and it's really long. So I'm checking stuff off my bucket list.

It's gravy.

I need some Alpis.

For my kidney disease?

Yes. For sure.

Um... Well, if you go pee and it looks like a draft beer, that's protein. And that's a big sign.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I have a lot of, like, I get tired easy. Of course. Especially where I'm at right now.

We do.

So I actually have a disease that's called FSGS. So it's scarring.

Yes. It's scarring of the glomeruli of my kidneys, which basically my kidneys let out the things that should stay in my blood and keep in the bad things in my body. And it builds up in my body. And that's what makes me sick and tired.

Yeah.

Bucket list. And Andrew Dice Clay.

You should be proud of yourself. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Well, the list right now is six and a half years long. Oh.

Oh, it's bad.

But you look healthy. I mean, you said you were in good condition. I am.

It's called focal segmental glomerulosclerosis.

Your creatine?

That's right.

Yeah.

So I am A positive.

I just need somebody willing to donate a kidney and preferably in the Houston area.

I'm from Houston.

And you can either call or go on the website.

I would just chloroform him and bring my own kidney.

I mean.

Yeah. No, but they just need to go online to the Houston Methodist website or call, and my name's Misty Boudreau, and they can just sign up and start getting evaluated.

It doesn't matter. So they do paired donations. So if somebody wants to donate in my name, they would find another donor.

Hello, hello. Okay, so I can't get up here and not recognize what today is. It's January 6th. For you, it's Happy Insurrection Day. For the rest of Texas, it's Happy Resurrection Day. Tony, I always knew that you and I had something a little bit in common whenever I was watching your podcast.

Madison Square Garden, and you said that Puerto Rico was garbage, I was like, I knew he knew my ex-husband. And then I watched your comedy special, and you talked about the fags and cunts, and I'm like, oh, my God, that confirms it. He definitely knows my ex-husband and his mother. So... That's all I got. That's all I got. Okay, yeah, there you go. All right.

This is my first time ever.