Misty B
Appearances
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Well, I am actually needing a kidney transplant, and I'm waiting on a list, and it's really long. So I'm checking stuff off my bucket list.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Um... Well, if you go pee and it looks like a draft beer, that's protein. And that's a big sign.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
I have a lot of, like, I get tired easy. Of course. Especially where I'm at right now.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
So I actually have a disease that's called FSGS. So it's scarring.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Yes. It's scarring of the glomeruli of my kidneys, which basically my kidneys let out the things that should stay in my blood and keep in the bad things in my body. And it builds up in my body. And that's what makes me sick and tired.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
But you look healthy. I mean, you said you were in good condition. I am.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
I just need somebody willing to donate a kidney and preferably in the Houston area.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Yeah. No, but they just need to go online to the Houston Methodist website or call, and my name's Misty Boudreau, and they can just sign up and start getting evaluated.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
It doesn't matter. So they do paired donations. So if somebody wants to donate in my name, they would find another donor.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Hello, hello. Okay, so I can't get up here and not recognize what today is. It's January 6th. For you, it's Happy Insurrection Day. For the rest of Texas, it's Happy Resurrection Day. Tony, I always knew that you and I had something a little bit in common whenever I was watching your podcast.
KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY
Madison Square Garden, and you said that Puerto Rico was garbage, I was like, I knew he knew my ex-husband. And then I watched your comedy special, and you talked about the fags and cunts, and I'm like, oh, my God, that confirms it. He definitely knows my ex-husband and his mother. So... That's all I got. That's all I got. Okay, yeah, there you go. All right.