Miko
Appearances
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
We respect the guns because we have a mandatory service. Every man that goes to the army, they get a training and a rifle in case of invasion.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
The culture is a little bit different comparing to some other country.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
Yeah. You can just say these things to my face. You don't have to say other countries. I think the gun culture in America is getting out of hand. This is a joke. There should be common sense gun laws. Common sense. That's not our strength.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
All right, ignore all that, and then we just follow the game plan. Let's go, guys.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
Not really. In Switzerland, you can get a gun from your grandparents or from your father, but you still have to do the paperwork.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
You apply the permit from the police. You provide clearance of your criminal record that you don't have any convictions. Wait for two weeks. What if it's a small crime?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
If you can't be responsible of following some other simple rules in society to behave, why should you have a gun?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
Yeah, just leave it alone. Don't touch it. How are we gonna shoot it if I can't touch it? Let me explain you the rules first. So number one thing that you have to remember is that you always treat the guns as if they're loaded because probably most of the accidents that happens, happens with empty guns.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
Don't touch it. Don't touch it. I think you don't pay enough attention to what I'm saying. Okay. I'm listening. So you just have to follow four simple rules. Number one, you treat the guns always as you should. Number two, you never perform anything that you've not done before. Number four. I got a feeling that you're not paying attention enough. What?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
In the Field with Michael Kosta
Mika, when you load these things, you ever get a little bit of an erection? Do exactly what I say, okay? Okay. All right, pay attention. Pay attention. Okay, and slowly press back until the gun goes off.