Mikey
Appearances
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I call last. Andy, why don't you go first? Am I just reading everything about me, the cards, everything?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Yeah, that's all I got. Terrific. Thank you so much. Mikey, tell us a little bit about your character.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
That is true, that's canonically true.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Wait, so they know these two things about us? The traits are what your personality are driving.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
One trade on one card and one trade on the other.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Wait, they have to be two character traits? A character trait on one and a character trait on the other.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I eat some what I believe to be muktuk.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
That's the flavor of what you're experiencing in your life. Just congealed.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
All right, I wrote one down. Mike has never looked at me with such disappointment before. Okay.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
And you swing with all of his might. Have you ever seen when something drops out from someone and they try to jump? Yeah, do that weird scorpion thing. You get like six inches off the ground before you fall prone.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Good night, my father. You are my son.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, there's two Ls in the middle. Oh my god.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
We twist it. Okay. Thank you, Chad.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Could it potentially be based off of these two new traits that I have now? You can use those for inspiration if you want to, very much.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
How far could he reasonably throw? Not 99 feet.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
They don't work. Pass those over to you, Mikey.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
You take two points of damage.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
From like 100 feet below, you just hear assault.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Sorry, are you all right? So we have the rope up here, he tied himself, and he's dangling.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
What was the high one, 11? 11 plus, so 18.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Someone roll a 1d4 for me. Oh, boy. Oh, this is fun.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Let someone do it. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah, sausage died, so you need to do it. I feel like I should rewrite mine. Four. So you're going to pass your yellow card four to the left, which means that they stay in your hands. Wait, seriously? Yeah. All right, I was making mine more generic. No, no, no, no, no. It would have been one, two, three, four. It would have come back to you. We got a three.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Well, then pass to your right, because that would be three to the left.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Chasing the dragon, literally.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Can we just jumble them up and pull them out of a... Sure. Why not?
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, yeah, yeah, give me one of these bad boys. I just dropped a bunch of G2 pilots on the table. I hate G2 pilots. Unpopular opinion.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
I put it next to me. Oh! He watches Artie, doesn't even get back into his sarcophagus. He just...
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Mm-hmm. Mine has absolutely nothing to do with Icebound. You must be a real threat in the Muktuk eating contest.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
We're out of cards. Oh, there's a little one. No, that's her name. That's the name. Okay. Okay. Someone roll a d4. I'm on it. And he's on it. Two. Pass two to the right. Once. Once. And then twice. Twice.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Thank you, Chet. Eh, I got a 12. A 12.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Make a group intelligence check. I have lower than you. Ten. Ten. Yeah!
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
As you furiously masturbate in the corner. He's like 40 feet away at any given moment.
Legends of Avantris
Icebound | Side Story 2 | A Story For Another Time
Oh, did he? Yeah, just Rich. Oh shit, okay, I'll just reroll. Roll a d20. I'm sorry. We'll finish this later.
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