Mike Schur
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I wouldn't buy a pair of David Bowie's sunglasses at an auction. I do buy some baseball stuff as like, uh, you know, stuff that's meaningful to me, mostly Red Sox stuff from 2004.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yeah, sure. He can change his entire view of the world and how it operates.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Literally while I was doing my Meadowlark Media Observations, it was announced that it's been picked up for season two. So it's good timing. I can announce that now here officially.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Happy birthday, Dan. Congratulations on another great year, everybody. Yes, thank you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Yeah, we're not going to talk about any of this. We're not going to actually talk about any of this. We're not going to talk about Mike Evans. We're not going to talk about Baker Mayfield. We're not going to talk about how the athletes are bigger, stronger, faster than they've ever been before. We're not going to talk about any of that, Dan.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
We're going to talk about something else, which is that it's your birthday today.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
We're going to talk about how it's your birthday, and also we're going to talk about how it's the end of 2024. And as a fan of the show and as a fan of Meadowlark Media, I, Mike Schur, have made some observations.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
2024 Meadowlark Media Observations. Wow. Is brought to you by the world champion Boston Celtics.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That's right. The Celtics bought this sponsorship space just to piss off Mike Ryan one more time before the year ends. Look, what do you want me to do? The Celtics swooped in and bought this sponsorship to this segment just to piss you off one more time.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
He was supposed to be the savior of New York City. The Big Apple was desperate for him to lead their fated franchise back to glory. But his body was too old and broken down. And instead of focusing on his job, he was off doing hallucinogenic drugs and making documentaries about himself. But dammit, I still have faith that he can return to his old MVP self.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Because this is one champion you can never count out. And Dan... Make no mistake about it. Just like that. Stu Gatz is back. Yes. Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
WFAN's loss is Metal Ark's loss, I guess. Haven't had a chance to read Stu Gatz's book yet. But then again, neither has Stu Gatz.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's time for a 2024 Miami Heat roundup.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Coach Spoh. Bubble fraud. Good one without LeBron. What? Hey, this is my metal arc observations. You have your metal arc observations. I have mine. Tyler Hero. Do it in the playoffs. Jeremy Taché. Just shush. Just shush. Just stop talking for like two minutes. I literally beg you. Also, I had a great time on the pitch clock. Please have me back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
He's the only other person I know who likes baseball. The Miami Heat are floating Jimmy Butler trade rumors again. Hey, does anyone want to pay a 36-year-old clubhouse poison $52 million next year? That's a tempting offer, Pat, but I'll pass. Unfortunately for Stugatz, the only team I can imagine falling for that is the New York Jets. The New York Jets might sign Jimmy Butler. Miami Hurricanes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
The rare top flight blue blood football program to make an appearance in the Pop-Tarts Bowl. Hey, you know what the H in hurricane stands for, Dan? I do not. It stands for... They ended up in the Pop-Tarts Bowl. The trophy is a football that actually totes Pop-Tarts. That's where Mike Ryan's blue blood top flight program ended up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Bought his way right into the goddamn Pop-Tarts Bowl. It's a prestigious bowl, Mike. It is. All right. Here come the Rockets. Shout out to Jessica Spatana. Notre Dame football made the playoff. Notre Dame women's basketball just beat UConn. Top five program. Steelers are the team no one wants to play in the playoffs.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And the rest of you jamokes, meanwhile, just root for a bunch of awful loser teams. And she has to sit there every week and listen to you talk about how the Dolphins have a 2% chance to get the seventh seed of the Colts finished with three straight ties.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That's right. She has the patience of Job, that woman. Lucy Rodin somehow convinced Meadowlark to pay her to travel all over the country and go to college football games. I couldn't convince Meadowlark to host my not-for-profit baseball podcast on their podcasting network. How did she do it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Hey, I have another Meadowlark media drinking game. We all do a shot of whiskey every time David Sampson says de minimis. Oh, the cost is de minimis. Oh, the overall expenditure is de minimis. It's really de minimis. No, it's de minimis. You know what the D in David Sampson stands for, Dan?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'll ask you again. He's de minimis. No, it stands for don't ever give him my phone number. Oh, okay. Good guess, though.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
That's right. We're not teammates. Because of business people like him. Hey, Dan Levitard is 56 years old today, everyone. And I'll tell you something else. He doesn't look a day... Under 56 years old. Dan Levitard. Do it at 57.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You went right from 44 to 56. You quantum leaped.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Top five handsomest men who are 56 years old. Oh, wow. Number five, Will Smith. Number four, Aaron Eckhart. Number three, Daniel Craig. Number two, Hugh Jackman. What? And the number one handsomest 56-year-old man, Timothy Oliphant. I guess Dan didn't make the list. Metal Ark Media in a contract year. Trying to make a good impression on DraftKings. Hey, I know what'll seal the deal.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
More Tony's Top 5. Ha ha ha ha!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
nothing makes a company want to give you tens of millions of dollars like sending a guy to do a pointless remote from a random spot in south florida on a three-second radio lag saying you know i don't entirely trust nick sirianni hey hey you can't get analysis like that just anywhere only at meadowlark media why do you not why is that joke lost on you but you don't get the show on me
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
It's not lost on me. Currently at DraftKings, Metal Ark Media is plus 380 to get a new contract from DraftKings.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz. Celebrating their 20th anniversary with a 45-part audio documentary about itself. Hey, you know what people want? Us talking about us for a thousand hours.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
The Dan Levitard Show with Stu Gatz. The Stu Gatz is strong in you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
Dan Lembichardt show with Stu Gatz. 20 years old. Too young to go to a bar. But too old for former Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz. What happened there? What happened? In all seriousness, Metal Ark Media had a great 2024. And anyone who says differently can go straight to hell. And when you get there, say hello to Parakeet Cortez for me. And tell Parakeet to say hello to Jimmy Butler for me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
And tell Butler to say hello to David Samson for me. And tell Samson to go back to Parakeet Cortez and tell him to go straight to hell. That's right. Even though Parakeet is already in hell in this scenario, I still want Samson to go tell him to go straight to hell. And then tell Parakeet Cortez to say hello to Art Bryles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
You go to hell, too. You go to hell, too. Yeah. And when you get there, yeah, that's right, on your 56th birthday, you go to hell and say hello to Art Bryles. Those are the Meadowlark Media 2024. Thank you. Happy birthday!
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
The Miami Heat and all their fans. and Heat Culture, and Jeremy Taché, and Coach Spoh, and Bam Adebayo, and the corpse of Kevin Love can all go to hell. Stoogatz. And when they get there, say hello to Parakeet Cortez for me. And then tell Parakeet to say hello to Art Bryles.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I mean, I bid on it. I'll tell you that much. I dropped out way before it got to where it got to, but I did bid on it. So, yeah, it's possible it's a Red Sox fan. My guess, though, would be that it's probably like the Guggenheim family that owns the Dodgers who want to put it on display in Dodger Stadium. That would be my actual guess.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
But, yeah, a whole lot of Red Sox fans sent me texts saying like, hey, look, look what you can buy. And a whole lot of Red Sox fans I know were bidding on it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Hour 2: Mike Schur's 2024 Meadowlark Observations
I'm sure he has David Bowie, too. I'm more normal, although I do have some. I have some 2004. This bat behind me is a David Ortiz bat from the 2004 season. So I have stuff like that. That was actually a gift. My friend Drew got that for me as a present. But I do have some stuff like that. I'm not, like, fetishistic about, like... someone's sunglasses. Like I, you know, like I, I like David Bowie.