Mike Love
Appearances
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Well, you know, some people are addicted to porn. Yeah, it's true. I'm addicted to Tinder, you know? It's like, I always swipe right for everybody, because it's a numbers game. Kind of like Russian roulette. Well, if they're Russian, I swipe left, because I don't fuck white bitches. But, um, no, seriously, though, like, I have bad luck dating. Don't know why.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
So, like, every time I'm on Tinder, I send the same message, right? Like, hey, my name is Mike Love. I like long walks on the beach. I like to go dancing. Ultimately, I'm looking for someone to kick it with. I thought it was a good message. One girl responded, you're an asshole, you're not funny. I'm like, what did I say? Then I found out she was in a wheelchair. Let's run that back. Long walks.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Dancing. Someone I could kick it with. Yeah, good thing I didn't tell her I was into stand-up. You know? But, no, seriously, I recently just seen that she was, like, dating somebody. And the funny thing is, right, he's beating on her. But she's rolling with the punches. All right, y'all, thank you.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
She had four kids. She couldn't tell who the dad was. Wow.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Especially the kids. They're bad as shit. Her youngest son, right? He always just, like, knocks shit over, breaks shit, and then I run away, and he's like, don't say shit. You know what I mean? He's like, what was that? You know? I actually stole her TV. But she wasn't watching it. She wasn't even watching it. You know what I'm saying?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
What made you steal her TV? No, see, what happened was, right, my... Now, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened was... What happened was, like, I didn't really steal it, right? Because, like, see, I got a new TV, right? Then I took her TV and put it in a box and then returned it. And, yeah, I'm a piece of shit. Wow. So you ordered the same TV that she has.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I'm like, you know, she ain't watching it. And then I got mine, but mine was broken. And I'm like, all right, let me take hers and then return the broken one. It made sense to me in the moment. But now I'm like, yeah. Wow.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Only fans. No, seriously, I have a content creation company called 143 Media, and I'm also a consultant for AT&T.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I was just trying to plug my shit. We don't know about, yeah, just AT&T.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
All right. So I meet up with small businesses and I find like other comedians or people that have high viewers and I match them together. Kind of like, you know, like hinge for like businesses and social media content creators and like make sure they get paid and then they help them get more.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I am from Rochester, New York, but I'm currently living in San Antonio. You live in San Antonio?
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Man, just comedy. I wanted to be close to here, but I'm also a military veteran, and there's a lot of bases in San Antonio. Oh, nice.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Oh, man, I was in the Air Force, and yeah, I was only there a few months, so something like that.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
What did you do in the Air Force? Just identify aircrafts. You flew aircrafts? No, identify. Identify.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Identify, like, oh, that's a plane. Yeah, absolutely. I see him.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, right. Identified if it was friend or foe. Worked with Bradley tanks. Used Stinger missiles to knock down foes and shit like that, but I never really did it. Only in a simulator. How many people you kill? I don't want to talk about that, bro. Antonio Brown with a great question.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I can't talk about that, man, because after the military, I went to prison. So... Oh, no. Oh, all right. Stereotypes. A black guy went to jail. Yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
I can't talk about that because a lot of my employers don't know. But, um... Fraud. Okay, yeah.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It's not like he's going to see me later on and do something about it.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
It's like blindfolded pinata. Okay. You're surgical with that shit, okay.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
And I got enough of love for the disabled community or handicapable. Wow.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
A redeeming quality about me? I am an active father of three kids. Wow. They love me sometimes. What else? What else? What else? I actually work for a charity. What charity? It's called the Parker Project.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
No, no, no. You know what? I'm not even going to talk about that one to be like, no, don't say that. We're not associated with you.
KILL TONY
#717 - ANTONIO BROWN + TOMMY POPE
Parker Project actually helps the families with kids with cancer. Helps raise money for taking care of the household things like rent, mortgage.