Michael Scott
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Podcast Appearances
Could not be the opposite. It could not be more opposite.
Could not be the opposite. It could not be more opposite.
Could not be the opposite. It could not be more opposite.
MMA. Wow. Look at that. He can fight, dude. Careful. Yeah, this is incredible. Before I did comedy, I was a fighter for a while, for a good while.
MMA. Wow. Look at that. He can fight, dude. Careful. Yeah, this is incredible. Before I did comedy, I was a fighter for a while, for a good while.
MMA. Wow. Look at that. He can fight, dude. Careful. Yeah, this is incredible. Before I did comedy, I was a fighter for a while, for a good while.
I see him spinning quick, yeah.
I see him spinning quick, yeah.
I see him spinning quick, yeah.
Jiu-Jitsu was my specialty, purple belt. Yeah. But, yeah, I love kickboxing. I love to kick. Yeah, I keep breaking. I'm fragile. I keep breaking. Oh. What was your record? Two and two. Two and two.
Jiu-Jitsu was my specialty, purple belt. Yeah. But, yeah, I love kickboxing. I love to kick. Yeah, I keep breaking. I'm fragile. I keep breaking. Oh. What was your record? Two and two. Two and two.
Jiu-Jitsu was my specialty, purple belt. Yeah. But, yeah, I love kickboxing. I love to kick. Yeah, I keep breaking. I'm fragile. I keep breaking. Oh. What was your record? Two and two. Two and two.
Two and two. I started off great, and I had a habit of taking fights on short notice. Every promoter knew they could just call me... Old John Broken Bones Jones over here. That's fucking solid. Yeah. Yeah, it's just... So I never went pro. I was an amateur. Amateurs don't get paid, but if you're willing to take on anybody, like, you get paid a little bit under the table. So I would get, like...
Two and two. I started off great, and I had a habit of taking fights on short notice. Every promoter knew they could just call me... Old John Broken Bones Jones over here. That's fucking solid. Yeah. Yeah, it's just... So I never went pro. I was an amateur. Amateurs don't get paid, but if you're willing to take on anybody, like, you get paid a little bit under the table. So I would get, like...
Two and two. I started off great, and I had a habit of taking fights on short notice. Every promoter knew they could just call me... Old John Broken Bones Jones over here. That's fucking solid. Yeah. Yeah, it's just... So I never went pro. I was an amateur. Amateurs don't get paid, but if you're willing to take on anybody, like, you get paid a little bit under the table. So I would get, like...
Yeah, so I'd make $400 a fight. Promoters knew they could call me, but I started off 2-0, and then I took my last two fights, six days notice, and then eight days notice, and I got my ass kicked.
Yeah, so I'd make $400 a fight. Promoters knew they could call me, but I started off 2-0, and then I took my last two fights, six days notice, and then eight days notice, and I got my ass kicked.