Meg Wilson Bryant

Yeah.

Right. I guess I could do, like, Meg Wilson Bryant.

Better known as Megalove.

It stuck.

Yes, it does. I may be Meg Lessilove right now, but I was really Meg Love at one time.

I am not.

I knew that was coming.

I'm literally enjoying the single life and all that that, you know.

It's almost Valentine's.

And, you know, you know they did that to me one time. Bubba set me up to, like, have a blind. Do you remember that?

Like a blind date in the studio. And it was awkward.

I have always said this, though. Betty Lou Bussey is one of the funniest people that I've ever known in my life.

So this is a whole other level.

There's no doubt about that. I think everybody knows that.

There it is. There's the first singer of the day.

She does.

Oh, yeah.

They are.

I mean, I'm just left out in the dark. A great story that I shared with my family this weekend about when I got my tattoo on my 21st birthday.

Okay, it is, I'm embarrassed to say, it was Dixie Dan's Tattoo Baller in Attila, Alabama. Sounds like a nice place. It was my 21st birthday, and all of my, the guy I was dating at the time and several friends did not think I would go get one. So I really just, you know, threw it out there that I would go get one in a heartbeat. Next thing I know, we were there. There you are.

Okay, I didn't know where to get it. I don't regret getting it. I regret a little bit where it is. But it's on my bra strap, and it's just a little rose, okay?

Well, I mean, you know. But here's the thing. My sweet little mother, who's come a long way since this moment happened, but my best friend Glenda had planned a huge birthday party for me, right? 21st birthday. And, I mean, I'm talking about, you know how I throw a party.

And so Glenda calls my mom. She said, I think you should go ahead and tell your mom that you got the tattoo and just let it process. I was like, I don't know. So we called my mother. I'm talking about screams, wailing cries. Not screams of joy. No, wailing cries of joy. You've changed the perfect body I brought into the world. Anyway, canceled the whole birthday party. Oh, no. No, yes, she did.

Oh, no. It was like one of those things that was completely devastating.

No, literally, Bubba, there was no thought to it. I was stuck. I was there.

I don't even know if I could really think what I would get now. Maybe I don't even know what I would get, but it certainly wouldn't have been this.

Exactly.

That was so amazing.

But you have a tendency. You really started off hot by asking me about the dating life. That will not take it to a family place, so we need to stay at a family.

Y'all are a relationship.

I was going to say, there is no way. She's one of the most... I love to be around her because, you know, you love people that really don't have a filter. Yes. Yes. And that is the case here. It is. It is. And so I just think that would be interesting to start a topic between y'all and literally just see where it goes. Because we have done that in our own just friendship. Oh, yeah.

You know, we start talking about something, and the next thing you know, it's...

That would be every day.

Or is it just straight talk? You don't have to catch it.

Yes, this is true. There's a lot of pressure there.

Do you know how good it is for me to see Hunter and Caitlin? Hunter was a baby and Caitlin was in your belly. We did that shower for you.

I've literally known them their whole life.

I think this is the best thing ever, and I don't know.

This is going to be really uncomfortable for y'all when you get up in the morning to look out here and be like, I think Meg's on the porch again.

Huh? The porch swing bed. What? Oh, yeah. That needs to be done. Hunter, how uncomfortable are you when it starts to go that direction? It's pretty uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. I can imagine, you know, with it being his parents.

There's no, really.

You could probably really sell tickets to that show. I mean, I think that's what people are missing. They don't want it so produced that it's not real anymore.

That's what I'm saying.

Yes, there's going to be a huge demand for this.

Those stories have got to be told. You know what I'm saying? It's not fair for you to keep them to just yourselves and your family.

It's just really unfair. It really is. But I can tell you do get your personality from her if you're saying that. Oh, yeah.

You don't know how funny you are. You're just being yourself, which is...

I know.

In the words of Clark W. That's the gift that keeps on giving.

Or was it Eddie that said that?

Sorry, excuse me.

Well, you need to forewarn them about what that means, coming down that driveway.

You've got to have faith. It was really one of the strangest feelings. So for those of you who don't know and don't need to know because we need to present besides just any randomly somebody would come up. But you go over the top of the driveway and you can't see down. So it's a literal just leap of faith.

No. You don't know if you're on the driveway.

Do you remember that ride at Six Flags, the free fall?

You know, it would go up, click, click, click, click, click, and then it would – And then it falls. So that's kind of – that's the emotion I have.

Sorry. Say it again.

It is a whole thing.

Just like when we were having our pictures made a second ago, I said, that's not my angle. That was such a diva thing to say. I had no idea.

No, it was perfect. The second shot was perfect. We had to get Hunter to revisit it.