Maverick McWilliams
Appearances
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Hello. Oh, my gosh. I was on the way here. I was talking to one of my best friends. Boys, you know what it's like when you have a guy best friend? Just the biggest piece of shit you know, right? Like you'd never let him date your daughter, but you'd fucking die for him, right? I was on the way here. He was like, what are you doing, man? I'm going to see a show. He goes, oh, nice, man.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
What band are you going to see? I was like, no, it's a comedy show. He goes, oh, fuck, you're still doing that bullshit? I was like, do you need something? He goes, yeah, quick question. What's the gayest thing you've done lately? I was like, I don't know what Alex told you, but he's a fucking liar. It was cold on that camping trip, and I don't give a fuck if it was in July, all right?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
We had to cuddle for warmth, okay? And it got me thinking, man. I was like, what is the gayest thing I do? And it's definitely fucking put on chapstick, blue eyes. Think about it, dude. You can't look assertive putting on fucking chapstick. You can't be at a goddamn mechanic shop and be like, hey, I said I'm not paying a goddamn dime over $1,500 for this transmission. You quote me at $2,000?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Fuck that. Butting up will do it my goddamn self. Let's go, assholes. Thank you.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Good, Tony. How are you? Is that your real name? From birth, yeah.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Well, I've kind of had a weird life, man. I'm a failed child actor. That's a... Yeah, don't, ooh, what the fuck? I love it. Like, ooh, failed dreams. We love that around here.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Yeah, I got my SAG card when I was like 10. I was in The Spy Next Door with Jackie Chan.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
What else? What else? Buy next door? A couple national commercials, and then the housing crisis hit in 08, and I had to move back to New Mexico.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Yeah. My dad was a contractor in New Mexico, and that's kind of what kept me and my mom in L.A. doing that. And then once his construction business went under, I had to move home, and... Be a normal kid, you know? So you were in L.A.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
This is how fucked up it is. That was the last audition I went on, and it filmed in Rio Rancho, New Mexico. And so they were like, hey, you're already fucking ahead there, dude. Might as well say a couple lines for us when you get there. So it was kind of weird. Did you think to do any background in Breaking Bad?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, but I have a lot of cousins who do meth, so I got a lot of expertise in that shit.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, I mean, when that was all filming, I didn't really have an interest in it. I rodeoed in high school and college, and then I was in the military. I'm a welder and a pipe fitter. I just had a lot of weird shit going on. Hey, sorry about that.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Well, I was backstage about to go on, and I heard you talking to Carlos about his buckle. I make leather buckles. Like belts, wallets, things like that. Cool. What else? Jesus Christ. Well, my social is... No, he means like, because you said things like that. What else with leather? Oh, so yeah, so belts, wallets.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Not a surprise. I hunt. I just killed a ten-point the other day in Oklahoma. That was pretty cool.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
You drive a truck, Maverick? Right now I do. It's a smaller truck. It's a Tacoma, but yeah.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Well, I've always driven like full-size trucks, and then when I started doing more comedy, like on the road and stuff like that, I wanted something that had better gas mileage, but something I can still kind of hunt with, you know? Okay.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
I have a girlfriend. She's in med school right now in Oklahoma. She's awesome, and we've been together for about a year, so it's going well.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Daddy wants to take a look. Yeah, it's Miss Glassman. Hey, hey, hey, whoa, hey.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, New Mexico, Oklahoma, then here. And I just moved back to Oklahoma. Oh, you went back? What would make you move from here to Oklahoma? You're going to fucking hate me when I tell you this. I'm joining the fire department here. You joined the fire department? I'm in the process of joining the fire department here.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
And it's a six-month academy, and it's really rigorous, and I won't have time to go back home to see my family. So for the holidays and stuff, to see my girlfriend and my dad, I just thought I might spend the last bit of the year. The academy will start, like, early next year. So they're in Oklahoma.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Your dad moved from New Mexico to Oklahoma? He's from there originally, but, yeah, when him and my mom got divorced, he moved back to Oklahoma. Okay. When did him and your mom get divorced?
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
You know, I don't want to name drop here. Don't do it. Do it. I opened for Josh Wolf in Oklahoma City, and he asked me the same question. And I think, I mean, they just got married young. Got married right out of college. I think they were just two different people.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
It just entails, you know, be a giver. Just make sure they're taken care of, I guess. I should be fucking pissed if I was talking about this on the biggest podcast in the world.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
Yeah. Yeah, it's... Actually, I'm not good at sex. Actually, that's what we probably should have said right off the bat.
KILL TONY
#693 - JEFF DYE + RICK GLASSMAN
No, not at all. I don't... Yeah, it's just... Incredible. Because when you try, you can fail, and I don't want to fail her twice in a night. So, yeah. There you go.