Matthew Clark
Appearances
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I totally forgot we weren't doing the other thing.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Oh, shoot.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Dude, that airplane now has one bathroom. Yeah, that's why he's staying there.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
No, they told her. Everyone was like, ah, the whole plane is freaking out. I wonder if that's a tactic, because they asked her permission and she gave it. I don't know. They said, will you scoot over so we can do this? And she affirmed, yes.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
One of my first youth pastors, why is youth pastors in this household a thing? I don't know. But one of my first youth pastors did the same thing, picked up a body. It was in town, but it sat up at a light. And they were like, it's, Just died reflexes. Stop it right now. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, I mean it like moved. Like he said sat up and it was enough for him.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Like, you know, retirement home. It just happened. Stuff can happen. Dude, you panic.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Bloody murder. Ah!
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Es gibt einfach einen schrecklichen Graveyard-Anwalt, der hört, wie es ringt.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Yeah. Golly, dude, that's scary. It has different conductive properties. And that's where it's exponentially faster.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Instead of just like a singular... Yeah, instead of being like through a solid, like in the chip, it's...
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
You stumbled through parts of that, but they didn't actually explain anything. They just said, we found something new and it's better. Das ist, sie benutzt nur große Worte, um es zu machen. Ich schaue andere Videos.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Sie haben uns nichts gesagt.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Das ist, wie ich weiß, wenn mein Bruder den Podcast schaut, schreibt er mir eine Erklärung.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Where did you send it?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I still have all my hunting clothes covered in blood just on the floor of the guest bedroom. She's so stoked about it.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Not my best.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Not my best. Here we go. This is gonna be awful. Oh gosh. Come on, Mr. Buck. Das ist schrecklich. Wo ist es? Ja, 107. Okay, deine Runde.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I'm going to bite your fingers off now. Dude, the legal stuff that's going to come out, who's liable if the robot on your property does defend your property? Dude, yeah, I bet you have to sign away so much stuff. Yeah.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Das ist es sicher.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
For the record, you're crazy because they're delicious.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Did you see the UFC fighters do it, though? All the lighter weight guys, it's shockingly low. I really think it has to do with hand size. I have small hands.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Ist jeder okay? Oh Mann, das ist so ein Bomber. Mein Freund hatte eine wirklich schöne Wachboot und wir waren im Fischen, was ein Problem ist, um zu beginnen. Schöne Kleidung, Spiele überall, das Ding war krass. Und ich habe einen Katzen gefangen und die Seelenkatzen haben das nicht. Oh oh Sorry I ran into my friends fence when I was 16 with my car You didn't tell anyone? No
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Yeah, this is wild.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Das ist es. Das ist nicht ein Kallus, das ist ein Blister. Das ist jemandens Blister. Der Kallus ist weg und er hält seinen Fieber.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Dude, that's the... Anytime I see somebody on the street, they're like, spare change!
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
That's the worst part of that foot story, is that dude paid for something with that.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Es gibt drei Varianten. Varianten. Ja.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Es sagt, ich weiß nicht, was ein Launchweight ist. Ich weiß nicht, ob das ein literales Gewicht ist, wie wir es verstehen würden. Es klingt so, aber es sagt, es ist nur 11.000 Pound, was wie zwei Trucks ist.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Oh my gosh. But it's got to be propelling itself because that's not oblong. Like it's not like drawing into gravity then whipping out.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
That's all you need to know. What's interesting, I looked up how much it costs. They've dropped $200 million on the project. But in the scope of like, you know, FighterJet is how many tens of millions? Yeah. So it's kind of crazy that they've got something up there for that cost. That is crazy. That is scatty.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I've been hearing the thing.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I mean, that is there all the time. If anyone is a deviated septum surgeon, send me a DM. I thought that was crazy.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Dude, you guys would love the ranch I went to, the property. They just bought this new house and their daughter had a dream that she had like a couple dogs. And so he's like, the people were like, do you want our dogs? Long story short, she had a dream. They're buying a house and they're like, there's a couple dogs that have lived outside this whole time. And I'm picturing like a couple like Wow.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
It was six months old. A spike.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
And so Jacob went up and let it off the leash. And I went up. It's a beautiful deer.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
You did really good. No, seriously.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
That's a big deal. I'm tripping. I said, well, it was like less than two months ago. I was like, I want to shoot a mature deer in 2025. And then this dude in Texas who has a ranch was like, come on out here. We'll hunt it. And when I showed up, he was like, I'm just going to tell you, he's like, we have late season permits. It's probably not going to happen. Or like, it might not happen.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
He's like, all our bigger bucks, they're not where they were. They've already shed their antlers. Er sagte, dass es andere Tiere gibt, die wir fangen können, wenn wir ihn nicht finden. Aber er sagte, dass wir keine Erwartungen haben. Und wir sind da rausgegangen. Wir haben ein paar Böden gesetzt und Korn auf dem Boden gesetzt. Wir erwarteten, dass wir den nächsten Tag fangen.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Und dann kamen ein paar Sendero in und er ist rausgekommen. Und lang und kurz hat er ihn runtergebracht. Ich habe 41 Kilo Mehl, nachdem ich etwas weggegeben habe und von einem Tier gebohrt habe. 170 Inch mit drei gebrochenen Hörnern. Das ist unglaublich. Ich meine, Mehl ist Mörder, aber sicher.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I can hook it up. I've got three deer in my freezer right now. It's so good. I did Japanese curry with it. It's an eight and a half year old deer. I thought it'd be gamey. And I cooked the shank. There was still sinew that I had to cut out. But it was really good. I'm trying to look up, because I want to shout out the guy who manages their property on Instagram. TK Outfitters TX
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I stared at that for so long, being like, that's printed, like, point blank.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
That's so ominous. That's the funniest prank.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Look at that photo. The spaceman is appropriately out of focus compared to the subject. They've run every single test.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Oder ist es etwas durch einen Lens?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
He's like, I just started watching American Primeval and it's incredible. He got like that with Shogun. Yeah. I'm excited to talk to you guys about this Hawaiian cryptid. Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020 So don't hit play on any of these yet. I cut out a bunch of this story. Basically this dude, he works in a sugar plantation in Hawaii. All the sugar plantations have become other businesses.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
And so this dude, I think he's on Kauai. He lives up in the mountain. He rides a bike through this old kind of stone wall ruins area. But it's his morning commute every day. Und er geht auf diese Straße und er hört über der Wand, er hört einfach Geräusche. Und das ist wie, jeder fliegt durch und er ist wie, es ist wirklich seltsam, dass es jemanden in diesem Bereich gäbe.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Und so stoppt er und schaut rüber und er beschreibt diese, wie
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
human ish but like two to three foot tall makes no sense like what he's looking at and they're speaking in some language he doesn't understand and he steps on a twig they look up they see him and just disappear into the jungle what are they they're called menehune and i'm not hawaiian and never lived there so i probably just said that slightly wrong but it's spelled exactly like that
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
All over Polynesia there are these stories of these, they're like pranksters. Expanded Perspectives has stories about a Native American version that steals stuff from camps and stuff like that. But they're also known as craftsmen. So this is like a side tangent. There's another story of a guy who's cave exploring and then he realizes, he's like, no one goes out here. Ja. Ja.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Hey, we're going back to Tolkien. He might have been on something. But anyway, so yeah, this other story, the guy hears a voice and then they ask him, can you like describe for us what the voices sound like? And so the first clip that I want you guys to play is the one. The bluish looking one? Yes, the blue. Oh, I had to see that thing again. Are you ready?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Kannst du ein bisschen davon hören? Es klingt verrückt, oder? Aber als ich diesen Clip sehe, und das hat nichts mit Bigfoot zu tun, das hat nichts mit dem anderen zu tun, er erzählt nur die Geschichte. Und stell dir vor, dass du gefragt wirst, um das zu hören. Du würdest sagen, I'm gonna feel really dumb making this sound. Probably has no idea. Play the next clip.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Blurry Creatures talks about this all the time. We've talked about this before, but tell me this isn't the same creature. I'll cut it down. You guys remember this? Yes, here it sounds.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Also realizing I cut out the wrong section of the Sierra sounds, but there's a section where they're like going much, it's going much more rapid. They sound like the same thing. Yeah. But so like when you have, you're in Hawaii, wherever the Sierra sounds happen, Sierra, Nevada. Yeah. Okay. Makes sense. But you're so far apart. They're saying this is tall Bigfoot creatures.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
They're saying these other things. But then what you actually have is like this genetic hypothetical, like, you know, you got Chihuahuas and Great Danes. Like, why? If these are actual biological beings, it's kind of crazy that it could be a similar thing.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
It consumes my head. Anytime I see a video of someone throwing a rock down a cave and you just never hear the thing like...
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Ich denke an L.A. 's Tunnels von way back. Aber dann, warum sind die Aquifers ermöglicht, sich zu trocknen? Was versuchen sie zu bewegen von einem Untergrund-Area zu einem anderen, mit dem Aquifer, um Dinge zu transportieren? Ja, das Messen mit meinem Kopf. Das Untergrund-Highway?
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
You guys have no idea. What better way to deter people than to be like, oh, the middle's... It's like a theory, but the middle is melted rock.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Ja. Aber auch die biologische Bedürfnisse, oder die Bedürfnisse für Haut, die den Sonnenhandel machen kann, und die Bedürfnisse für große Augen, weil man in diesem dunklen Untergrund ist.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Du, was ist tief in vielen Kaisen und Wasser? Biolumineszen.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
So they're getting light. What is heating up the magma that comes out of a volcano? And I'm sure there's a scientist that can answer that directly, but there has to be an internal heat source. Pressure. A physician that can answer. Yeah. You're right about that. Yeah.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Ja, sie sind alle, all diese Geschichten. Moon-Eyed-Kinder, die grünen, die Kinder, große Augen, kleine Körper. Ich meine, was würde ein Grün, was würde ein Mensch mit pale Skin, mit einem grünen, wie ein seltsamer grüner Tint von Biolumineszen, was würde das in der Nacht aussehen? Du würdest es grün nennen.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Let's do it. Lily, I will go on that trip. I will go to Hollow Earth.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
Just go down any river into a cave. Find a dope Airbnb.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
4.000 Meilen ungefähr. Nein!
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
All right.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I don't hear anything.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I don't hear anything. Do I hear something? No, I don't. Can you move your... Actually, that sounds weird.
Ninjas Are Butterflies
132 - Green Children of Woolpit, Solway Spaceman, Hawaiian Cryptids
I thought you were dying.