Matt Kemp
Appearances
I've Had It
Jesus Christ Super Capitalist
Hi, Kylie. Hi, Head Beaver in Charge. Hi, Jenny W. It's Matt. I haven't submitted anything for the pod in a little while, so I'm back. Riddle me fucking this. I pulled over to send this voice memo to you guys because it's not even 5 p.m. I'm driving to work, and I've seen two... I do live in a beach city.
I've Had It
Jesus Christ Super Capitalist
I want to preface that now to make sure that you know I understand that people want to be enjoying the sun. It's a sunny day. But explain to me why I've seen two men in their 70s without a shirt on... Letting their boobs fucking collect dust on the public sidewalk, taxpayer concrete, with a MAGA hat on. With their fucking ugly fucking red MAGA hat on. Give me a fucking break. Like, seriously?
I've Had It
Jesus Christ Super Capitalist
Seriously, babe? When you get to that age, like, you have to come to terms. I need you to sit down and I'm going to hold your hand when I say this. It is time to put a shirt on because you cannot be subjecting the community to your fucking...
I've Had It
Jesus Christ Super Capitalist
not so pleasant body and your trump hat and the best part to me the most amusing part is that they can't seem to put a shirt on but that fucking trump hat is snug as a damn bug on their damn head on their fat ass fucking head their big ass forehead so anyways um if you see another man in their trump hat no shirt on in your town oklahoma wherever you live in oklahoma um i want you to run in the window and say put a fucking shirt on i'll go thanks have a good day