Mary Grace

Hey, y'all. This is Mary Grace. And this is a new I've had it of mine. I recently moved to Atlanta as a legal professional. And I just need to say personal injury attorneys are the most interesting.

un-serious people on the fucking planet what makes them think that me seeing a billboard of them in boxing gloves bursting through a brick wall or something is going to convince me to let them handle my settlement money

Let me just look up at this billboard, dial 1-800-666-OUCH, and let whatever goose egg fucking goober on the other end, probably drenched in hair gel and wearing novelty socks, handle my devastating bodily injury. Great fucking plan. Get a grip. Be a man. Take that fucking billboard down. You are a disgrace to the legal profession. All right. Sick of that. Had it with those fucking billboards.