Mary Beth Barone

I was so excited.

Right.

Set it and forget it.

Yeah.

95.

Brawn.

Like there's no way.

And I'm up there and they were these like crazy Australian guys who do it, I mean, 15 times a day.

What I didn't know is that it's, I guess, I don't know. We don't fact check on our pod, so I assume.

Connor Ives?

I can assume this is a safe space. But I can only assume that it, what I found out later is it's the most dangerous one of all of them. Like, the most complications happen from this because it really fully depends on wind. Right. So, and right before we went.

It was crazy. And you literally jump off a cliff. With like a kite type thing or whatever that's called. But, and these Aussies were literally lunatics. Like, what do you mean? They were in and they go, I can't do an accent, but they were like, at one point they filmed the whole thing. So I have footage of it that I can't look at.

Cause it's so, but at one point he did like a dip where you do a nose dive and on my face, I was so depressed at the time. Sorry.

no you can't even imagine i literally there was no shift i just went like i am so like i don't care anymore right this is how i fully thought i was gonna die as he's like let's dive this is and i i think back to it and i'm like i was so down bad like it's crazy that i did that did you ever end up hooking up with the straight guy no no so he is straight which is actually really powerful i

Now more than ever. Yeah, which is crazy. But I do think it forced me out of the closet because it's just like, oh, well, I do love a man. It's hard to tell your brain that you're not gay at that point. Right.

Well, darling.

So we're doing this show. So we're in a show. But also, I'm just so happy to be here. I just love you.

I'm so proud of you. It's just like, this is heaven. And this does feel like you're on ride as well, in a way.

You were about to say yeah. I know you're not going to do this in front of Jake. You don't watch Bravo. Stop it. Stop it. I don't watch that, but here's my thing. I keep watching people on this, on Therapist, and some of these straight guys, I'm like, a little bronzer would have helped.

So imagine how warm I am. Thank you for that.

I'm a 68. I'm a 62.

Oh, wait, that sounds so, that feels like to go to bed with a spray tan in that bed.

That's so cool. Have you gotten a spray tan ever?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I will say every now and then a scene switches and it goes, Benny went to Bora Bora. That was the joke. We were like, cause I got a fresh one on the weekend. And then Monday was just a little bit.

It's so fun. You got a spray tan. Yeah.

Were you addicted? Yeah.

Can we get this straight guy a mic?

You're kind of the voice of God of this, in a way. You have to get fucked.

I can't stop thinking about it.

Actually, this, it might be that. Are you too busy? No.

That makes me sick to my stomach.

That many people. I'm like, that actually made me so nervous.

For her, yes. But I think it's just kind of like.

She is a rep for Copa Cabana.

It does. It really does. It does. It really does.

Of course. It's important. It is important. Coachella I thought was tough at times. I just get really, it's, I get really claustrophobic and then at times they're, all of a sudden you're herded with like a hundred people in the same little spot and that's where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, I can't do this. Coachella's not a music festival. Whoa.

Comedy show. Comedy show, stand-up. Would you ever do stand-up?

You should. I don't think I'd be very good at it. I don't think that's true.

She got scolded.

Ew. No, I know. Well, it's disgusting. You can't imagine the cold sores I get.

It was really heated. Here's the thing. Terry is my horse girl. He's not always going to be...

He doesn't sugarcoat. But I appreciate that.

They're like shattering.

I'll talk, I'll talk about grit. So I'll talk about true grit. Well, I was just like, okay, they got there like a little bit early. I'm just saying, I'm totally going to lie this whole story. They got there like a little bit early and then they were just like, oh, like the party wasn't going yet. So we left. And I'm just like, wait, you guys were supposed to all be here together.

And like, then I went to the party later and.

Oh God. I was housing raising canes.

And I kept throwing up in my mouth, Jake.

And I said that, I think I said, I said it on our podcast because I couldn't believe it. They were giving out these drinks that were in like fake Patron, like bottles, which I thought they were kind of like fabulous. Like holding that. I was like, that's just such a cool favor. I kept drinking the drinks and then I would be in the middle of conversations.

Oh, everyone's getting sty.

And some of the people there, I was like, Oh my God, like, I'm talking to Lori and I'm like, I'm throwing up in my mouth right now. Like, can she see me re-swallow it? And then I see you and I'm housing Raising Cane's, which I love their work. I had never had that. I didn't know that was a thing.

Really? The chicken was good, I thought.

Oh, this felt fresh.

Fresh in the desert. Right. And they had the toast on top, which I kind of, I've never really.

Yeah, I've never been.

I saw a sty last night that I could see it. No.

We'll talk to her later.

Yeah, I saw you and I was having Raising Cane's. I loved the brioche. Is it brioche?

I better fucking hope it is. But the little toasty. And yeah, it was just seeing you made me so happy because obviously, you know, all of my close confidants had gone home because they had to wait 30 minutes.

It was so tough being an actor. Why didn't you text me?

And Daddy was on the way. That's my thing.

All it takes is a little grit. Wait, were you staying at the guest compound?

I was so drunk at that, though, that after I thought, I really want to write a horror movie about the guest compound.

How beautiful would that be? But then I thought, you know, the next morning I thought, no, I don't think I should. There's nothing to say there. It'd be over quick. Maybe a short.

It's a short.

Yeah.

Well, it almost didn't feel like a space. They almost felt like hollow homes. Like we walked in and it was a little bit of like a haunted house.

Well, that's my, we talked about sweat shaming last time. Last time I was here with Jake, it was just us. And we talked about sweat shaming. And it's like, if you're going to do that, like that, I hope you, Hey, you better, you better never sweat.

She got something to fucking say. Wait, I just love your girls. They're so sweet. They're really funny. Yeah. Wait, so when you were on tour, were they all with you the whole time?

I've never been in a tour bus, so I want to talk to you about this. How was that?

And the new album by Wet. Do you like Wet?

I love Wet. Oh, my God. Wet really got me through some things in college. I can't really speak today. I think I'm hungover.

Words can be so hard, don't you think? Impossible. Like, podcasts are hard. No one tells you that. I know. I love Wet.

Pretty much. I love New Lord. I mean, what was that? I think it's unbelievable. Fantastic.

What is that dirt in your eye?

It was...

It was so shockingly bad. I don't think you guys could do a bad show.

Terry, stop. Terry on the way home was like, it was, I just don't think, he's like, I don't think any of them will really think about it again. Right. And as they're kind of like, don't worry about it, they'll forget about that show. What was so bad about it?

Yeah, we're giving it breath. But when we shot the poster for Overcompensating, I had a sty that was so large. It was full. And I don't know if this is awful to say. It just gave Quasimodo. But I don't... Why would that be awful? I'm always bringing up Hunchback of Notre Dame.

It smelled like cum, though.

Immediately. And I took my SAT in a room that smelled like cum, so it just took me back. Bad vibes.

What a darling that she, I mean, she saw that dumpster fire of a show. I know. And she still came out. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do me. And she, yeah, she's a legend. In the middle, I think is like, that's a top fiver for me, baby. Do you know that song? Why don't you just meet me in the middle?

What's your favorite? Yeah, of course. All right.

Do you have one?

Oh, fully on his phone. I thought you were here to watch. He's tweeting. I hate the way gay guys and girls talk. I hate when they open their mouths.

Yeah. You have so much to enjoy. I'm so excited for you to watch it.

Oh, that was incredible.

You did that in Bruce Wayne's apartment, no? No. Sorry, tell me that's not it.

Well... Yeah, it's one of those things where you're watching it the whole time and you're like, yeah. I mean, it almost reads as like a music video of sorts. Like I was watching it on a play and the guy next to me started watching and I felt like, okay, I don't know. And then he turned it off after 20 minutes and I'm like, that's not what, like you, come on. Like men used to go to war.

You can watch all of this.

And Gaga. And I love their voices. I didn't know it was going to be covers.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, it has very, very Glee.

It really changed me. Yeah, I think chemically it changed me. I mean, I couldn't believe that that was on TV and that all those people were gay. Like by the end, everyone is fucking gay in that show. I was just like, oh my God. To the point where at the time too, I was like, it's so gay. Did you watch it every week? It was like my piece. It was my favorite thing in the world.

And I bought all the songs on iTunes. Lea Michele's Take a Bow was such a big deal for me. Why did she do that again? It was something about Finn and, what's her name?

I gotta watch it.

Yeah, and she's like, let you put on, yeah. And I love, oh my God, Quinn, the moment I wake up. I love her little debut. I just think that, yeah, the characters are so amazing. And I feel like the first three episodes, it's like the OC. They are like knockout television. I've never seen the OC.

Have you seen it? No, never. Okay, what did you grow up with? I grew up with like, um, what was your like sex in the city?

So this is where we draw the line.

You are going to be so fucking immersed in this program. Really? You don't understand, Jake. This has been my entire, what season is it? Spring. It has been spring. Like I, every night I watch three episodes. I pray that Terry goes to bed. I know what's her name dies.

Exactly. And you know what? In the end, I think the version of her that you see in the show, she died. I think Marissa lives on. That's how I'm interpreting it. Okay. I don't think she would die. I don't think that would have happened. It just doesn't... People don't die. Yeah, people don't die. I just won't allow it. They don't. It's the first season of that show.

I would say the first five episodes. I... It's just incredible. You're just not going to be, you're going to be so immersed.

And then all of a sudden you'll be watching it. And then Misha Barton will wear a dress that just wakes you up. She's in this like little Missoni dress.

it's just she will wear something i just i'm like it was so magical she was the moment at the time huh you can't even imagine it's like beyond even that it's like she she wears this like chanel couture dress to prom it's so fabulous are they all super wealthy in the show of Of course, but then they're kind of not at times, but they figure it out. Totally. They get back on their feet.

They always land on their feet. Julia Cooper, I just can't. I know this will be, once you're done with your glee watch, please.

I think overcompensating will be done in an hour.

It's like I, which I'm finding is really, I thought would be like, yeah, oh my God, binge it. And then some people today being like season two, let's go. And I'm like, oh God, wait, you really did do this.

You know, I'm ready to move these hips down that. I need you in the spirit tunnel. Did you do it? No. Are you kidding? Never.

Oh, they got to get you back to that.

Yeah. I really want to walk butt naked through it. Oh, that's good. Right down the barrel of the camera. Looking right into it. They're censoring me. So intense. Just heels on.

Wait, just do media clip that. Sorry, that's it. It is okay, right? Of course it is. Thank you.

It's hard for this not to be my favorite experience I've ever had on earth. Do you get that? Watching you say that you saw someone who was Ellen DeGeneres last night. Ask anybody. And I do think the ghost of her is there. At the Palladium. We do this bit on the podcast where I just picture her every day of her life. I think she wakes up in Santa Barbara.

She, well, and Portia has a matcha because she's a matcha girl. Oh, I've seen this, yes. Yeah, and she opens her door and outside she goes, they tried to cancel me.

No, it's not even a spoon, it's one of those frothers.

She was there. She was there.

I haven't seen Game of Thrones and people, it's like, we're going to get to it. I saw you almost, you almost cut.

I told Amazon, I said, we need a photo booth. We need merch. I need an Ellen lookalike. I need a red carpet. I need Getty. I need Jake Shane. Yeah. It was kind of like one of my non-negotiables, I would say.

God.

Yeah, she's incredible. And she's so in on the joke.

I was just like, obviously, I mean, that's such an iconic moment. And she's like, yeah, totally. Like, she's, you know.

Well, how are they going to do that again?

Yeah, they have grit. It's the baby girls. They do have grit. They have grit. You know what I think is so unbelievable about that? It's like, that really is just like a play. I was having this thought and I'm just like, that is so crazy. That was like a blockbuster.

Hey, can I just say, I can't imagine the comments. These theater kids are going to shave your head.

Explain it.

I had no idea we were getting talking animals. That did... I forgot that that happened.

I haven't. I can't wait to see it. This is one of those things.

I've never seen the play, which makes me so sad. Well, now you're a target.

sorry i can't wait but here's my thing i'm like i had to see the movie first sorry i've been waiting all this time but um for that everyone would give me shit about this and i'm like plays are expensive like when i lived in new york i wasn't like that was like go to the theater no but i mean you know yeah so i'm like i don't know if there was like a student discount wasn't a student at the time so i don't know yeah it was not a student discount right i'm like it was so expensive broadway's sort of like if you can't afford it like fuck you

What do you ride for? Well, we've ridden for things so much now that I really just have to pick what's in the room. And to me, it's your slippers. I agree. Because there's something about having a house shoe.

And they know the most comfortable version of you. They know the... They know the mold of your foot. Exactly.

They know that you're hermitage. Exactly. And you know what else? Wear your couture. And that's what I love. If you buy something nice, wear it to death. Mary Kate Olsen and her fricking Hermes Birkin. That is what I want. I want to see the holes. I want to see the sweat. Why do I keep referencing this? Have you seen how to lose a guy in 10 days?

It's like, I don't. Do your could it matter less thing.

Yeah. And it's going to be long. It's going to be a long day. I never have. Have you seen it?

Yeah. Is that? Kate Hudson. Oh, yeah.

It's good. There's just this moment where she says, like, you can feel the sweat. And I don't know why I keep saying it.

Yeah.

I think so.

No, I guess not.

I'll ask. I'll say how. What's going on? And they'll look at you and just blood will rush out of their mouth. You can't fucking say that. Who sent you? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what I write for actually?

You're so, like, I can't, I'm literally thinking about it. It was so, oh my God. And wait, fuck, no, I'm thinking about Ellen again. No, Ellen, just this woman, Jake Shane, just you losing your mind at the premiere over Ellen.

What? Did she have a tie on or a suit? Sneakers? White sneakers?

I'm going to look through the photos and find this woman. I cannot wait. This is a gift to myself.

No one told me. They're the new student orientation leaders, and no one told me this, so I walked in, and I thought they were making fun of me for a second. I was like, fuck, I got domed. They're like...

Well, I just like has if anyone says anything bad about you, I'll that's where I'm like, yeah, it's I appreciate that. They're going to meet floor because I'm kind of linebacker vibes. Yeah, it's like I'm ready to you are your rep.

He's a nice Reacher. I forgot to tell you, but I am Reacher. Oh, congratulations. Congratulations. But yeah, I want to, I do feel like I want to fight someone soon. It's just like, just give me a reason. You have to. I mean, with this body, they might as well. I'm ready for the SmackDown. That's the thing.

But it was, it did give me comfort in high school. I did like, because it was before 30 Rock, if I'm right. I love 30 Rock. It was the like NBC like comedy Thursdays. And I do remember that being a big deal. I had a big social scale calendar. I had a lot of, I was invited to a ton of stuff. So that was big for me. But yeah, I haven't seen it since. But I know it's, you know, a comfort watch.

Whoa. I got punched once, but. Whoa. Maybe we already talked about this, but since when I was in the closet, I had the meanest thing I could possibly think of about everyone in the class in the back of my head.

Just in case they brought up me being gay. Yes. And to one of them, she said something to me, and I go, you know what I could say right now. Don't do this.

And I go, don't do this. Knock it off. And she was like, you know what I mean? She's kind of like, work. That's actually sick. And in that moment, I came out to her in a way.

I go, you don't want to do this to me right now.

Oh. You can do it with strangers. I feel like guys you're friends with is tough because there's relationships and you have to be thoughtful about that.

Exactly.

I don't mind it if it's strangers, though. If you want to, like, be texting a bunch of guys and, like, you know, kind of seeing what's going to end. That feels like, you know, hedging your bets. I'm into that, I think.

Let her do it, but if it's multiple friends that are in the group, it'd just be like, hey, maybe only partake if you're actually serious about maybe dating one of them. This is a dating thing, right? Or is she just texting to be friends with these guys?

Yeah, a mask can be huge. That's such a good point.

Yeah, yeah, actors. Actors vibes. What do you do when you go home? This sounds terrible. I don't go home that often, but when I do go home, I'm kind of just in my house with my parents and dogs. Yeah, I get that. I don't go out much, and I definitely wouldn't go to a bar or anything like that. I just... I don't know. Is it like, when did you come out?

You don't have to tell me, but when I was like 10, I think I was 10.

Were you guys like glee?

I wouldn't, I would have said, okay, I've got a gay son. He's also a businessman.

It was a bummer. It was a recession. It's hard. Big bummer. Um, what was the question again?

Headphones on. That doesn't stop people these days. It really doesn't. That doesn't stop people. No, you can truly even be in a full conversation with someone and they still will just be like, hey, what the fuck's up, man? Yeah. Look at you go. My one thing, that's the thing. It's like sometimes I feel like I have to then come out to them or they do this whole thing of like...

And I'm like, oh, I can't do this. Right. So, yeah. I mean, I. But I think it's just kind of maybe avoiding those types of those types of places. Right. Yeah.

Of course.

Now, the OC, we gotta get to it. Because I really think this will change you chemically. What about One Tree Hill?

I haven't seen that, but I'm sure, you know. Do you love?

Yeah, totally.

She would do anything to run this room right now. To sit there. This is my podcast. Do you want to? No, it's okay. Okay, are you sure? I like you at the helm. Okay. I agree. I feel safe. Do you guys watch Glee? Yes. I didn't watch Glee. She hasn't seen Glee.

It's that for you guys.

Oh, that bullshit.

A few. You're Canadian. But I'm a Skins girl.

It absolutely was. I think it was also on MTV2 with the little dogs in the corner.

MTV2. MTV2, baby. That was later. You know what show I loved so much was Robin Big.

I'm so sad. Big is dead, which just breaks my heart. And Rob, oh my, it's a deer day. Drear day. Dry day. Dry day. I'm obsessed. He just seems like a great guy. I love their whole, their chemistry was just amazing. I think you would have loved it.

I think so, but I loved that too.

Yeah.

Were you a real world? No?

But what did I say? When Terry, my boyfriend, dies... Passes away. Yes. And I don't know. Whoever you decide to be with...

We have to bring it back. Because it was during her fight with Nicole Richie, right? It must have been. That was crazy. That like consumed me because Simple Life was my favorite show.

It was everything to me.

Well, no one is an interesting thing to say. No, I'm sure so many people did, but enough were kind of like, all right, you know, maybe not.

No, I think that's just like Idaho. I was just like, OK, I'm going to do everything I'm looking at around me. I'm just going to mimic that and do the best I can. But it's really it is hard to like fully. I mean, I just given who I am now, I think it's pretty obvious why that was why that was difficult at the time. Oh, my God.

When they pass on, we will come together and watch Lost and Glee.

I'm Terry's mom last night. Oh, this was incredible. Yeah.

She loved you. I said, I love you. His sister was like, oh my God, Jake Shane. Like that was, it was so, it was so sweet.

Cause you go, that's the stars.

She was really scared.

One time I did fart when I was hooking up with Terry and I could not, we just started laughing. It was just like, in that moment, we were a couple of divas just queening out.

Same. Okay. So that's going to be like our big thing.

Do you know what I mean? It's like sometimes it's just funny. Like this one guy DM'd me and he goes, oh my God, this killed me. And he keeps sending me the craziest shit. He DM'd me. He was like, I want to, I want you and Terry to both. Suck the fart out of your ass.

It's in the same vein. Yeah. Okay. But they said something about wanting to fuck both of us. Like we're both kind of on all fours. And I just had this picture of Terry and I both just hanging out while this was happening. And I was just like, that's just my good sis. Yeah. That would be, that's really fun. That's sweet.

It could be really fun. I can't think of anything that would be worse. It'd be like, get out of my house. But in that moment with Terry, I think we'd, we'd make the most of it.

No. Benny, I have sweat beads.

We're going to go to... People are going to watch this and go, he can't get a word out. It's because they're all trapped in my low back, which is covered in sweat.

She's finally at the temperature she should be. Mind you, we have literally done shows where we're on stage, and I'm like, we have to get her a coat. She's blue.

My hands are sweating all over. Oh, you can't imagine the clamminess. I'm not touching. Are you not? I'm so clammy I'm not touching a person for the rest of the day.

Okay. Oh, here we go. We have a, maybe like, this person seems. Okay, let me have some of this nipple water first.

That's my one clip from them.

Wait, no, wasn't it... Her therapist was like her anxiety. Oh, yeah, it was a plot point. At first I thought... It happened the first time and I went, okay. Because I think, I'm not kidding, I think she should have been nominated for a Golden Globe.

Some people got all of it.

Yeah, exactly. Imagine how many takes they go, hey, sorry. We have to do it again. We got to do it again.

Reset. Reset. Her throat was so open in those. But yeah, it was an anxiety thing. Have you guys seen Trap?

No, but someone told me the plot and it sounded fabulous.

It was, yeah.

Josh was such a big deal for me. Pearl Harbor. I remember going to Pearl Harbor as a kid. Oh, you went to Pearl Harbor? Well, no, not the place. I would have loved going to New York.

Take me to Pearl Harbor.

No, but my dad was a history teacher at my high school, and so he took his class to it, and so I went along, and I don't think he knew what I was going to take from it. Oh, the movie. The movie. Michael Bay. What's it? Josh Hartnett. Oh, my God. And Ben Affleck.

Then he just got invited to a secret society. Oh, it's on. You saw. Yeah. You're Mr. Shady. That's Mr. Shady. That's Ms. Shady.

He's the killer, right?

Is that in the trailer, too? Yeah, of course. Oh, okay. Someone had said that, and I was like, all right, now I can't see it. But I hadn't seen the trailer.

It's brave of you to say that. Francis Ford Coppola, he was like, I'm going. This is amazing.

It was very like, sorry for a girl taking a risk. He was kind of like, yeah, I fucking made something.

I never saw that. Megalopolis. Megatropolis?

Oh, Sinners is amazing. Have you seen Babylon? No, but I know the Gaga song. Watch it in four parts on Air France. In four parts?

Babylon is not a one-seater. And I think if Gatsby didn't exist and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, then Babylon would have been huge. That's my thing.

Fully an adult male? They're applying to school. Oh, they're applying. Okay, so they're applying to school.

Right. So maybe split the difference. DC was good for that because it could be like we had a little bubble and then you just kind of go out. Or like Boston is great for that.

Yeah. So Ellen had to come and pay her respects overcompensating. That means the world.

Yeah. We appreciate it.

Oh, and fainting. Oh, my God. We barely talked about that. It's a fainting epidemic. Yeah. Of course.

Don't do that. Get a house slipper, preferably. Get a house slipper. Absolutely. That's so fabulous. Wear them in. Watch Overcompensating. There's so many shows out there, too, so maybe watch the OC.

Please, darling. We have some good stuff in there for you.

Oh, the sync thing. I think the sync actually is what it's called.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He's seen all the shows we haven't seen. Thank you for being there last night. Are you kidding? You look so handsome. I love your leather.

Right? See, that's what I thought too.

season one episode three of Girls when they play Dancing on My Own and it goes straight into you know that's like a needle drop to me or like before a fight scene or something yeah it's like a big it's yeah like Welcome to the Black Parade is more of like a needle drop drop in the ocean Vampire Diaries needle drop well I'm getting more confused okay hey you're gonna get it you're in a gown oh yeah you know what thank you for showing the fuck up today of course I have to I mean if I'm gonna make a triumphant return to Theropos I'm gonna do it with flair with flair in chair we did it in chair we did it in chair

Jake, thank you so much for having us.

Will you come to campus with us if we get a season two? A season two.

You're so cute. I love you guys. Wait, you need to get. I know.

Like, come on. I think you're working too much. That's what I think it is.

Or fuck. I mean, I'm not assuming anything.

Absolutely. I love you.

Do you want to?

Okay, so the yellow background had a weird, I will say, and it's so fun when those drop because it really can be like, I can't believe I look like that. I didn't realize my crow's feet were hitting in a way that almost felt mask-like. What's a crow's foot? Oh, and there it is. I guess we won't talk about it. Better if we don't. I guess it's if you smile and then this goes like this.

Oh, I think that's beautiful. Would that ever not do that? Wait, no. You're an actor. Like, you need that.

You don't have to be expressive. I know.

We did. That did get cut. Why did that get cut? Well, it's so funny. It wasn't even a note, but I think we just realized in testing, we're like, she does say rape and 9-11 within like 10 minutes of the show. That also got cut. My 9-11 also got cut. Let's take a beat. We'll do it later. Maybe season two if we get it.

Yes. So...

Okay, thank God. She's my muse.

Of course. That's what you do. That's what I do. Wait, but I don't believe that you looked bad last night because what I saw was a gorgeous man who looked fantastic.

It must have been the angle. I look like if a tree stump had a baby. I do not. I'm sorry. It is the yellow. Yellow's a tough color, can I just say. I liked it, though. Thank you.

Oh, it was carpet. Yeah. The yellow was bouncing off. I had an interesting color vibe to my face, too. I will just say. I'll say.

You looked great. I had no qualms with it. You all looked amazing. I've been sent so many videos today of Mary Beth dancing with gay men in a way that I've never seen you move. It's body rolls.

Are you really? Wait, are you really not even going to say hi to the bump on her head, Jake? Wait, where? We have a third, we have a third guest. Jesus is big.

It's hard. It's hard. Cause like my brain immediately just pictures all of it. And I like want to see it.

Were you naked in my head?

Right. This was one, yeah. So I was thinking about, like, college towns and how all of them have, like, some restaurant that every student is like, it's so nice there. It's the fanciest. But it is the one thing where I just kept, like, it never felt real, like the names. And everyone was like, you've gone too far. I think at one point it was Giovanni Cipriani.

They were like, that is so fucking stupid. But it's Laforetti Famigliana. So I wouldn't say that's less dumb. But they would never treat you like that. And I would say bathrooms, anyone, go anywhere. Right. That's what I thought, too. Enjoy it. Yeah. Hey, Addy.

I'll just be dairy free. I can't. It's just, I'm going to do it. I'm going to have it. You're going to have it. I think I'm going to have it forever. I think wheat though is not sitting... Great. Because I had two pieces of pizza, gluten, and last night it was, I didn't feel great. I hate pizza personally. What?

That was fabulous. Was it? It was fabulous. I think you're incredible.

Don't worry.

Of course. That's amazing.

Yeah, there can only be one. It was you.

But is she dating a NEPO baby?

In one night, you could have a boyfriend. Totally. it was so funny the the i got a headline after that i had dissociated so many times while making the show and i'm like that was one of the first headlines about overcompensating and i was like cool i love that and i did dissociate a lot of how could you not what was it like filming Oh, my God. So it was so much fun.

We it really did feel like college. And it was so but like so surreal because I had written some of those scripts like six years ago. Right. So at times or I guess like five ish. And so I'd be in the scene with them. And then all of a sudden my brain would be like, whoa, this is so crazy. I pictured this for so long. Right. Seeing Mary Beth is my sister for the first time.

It was crazy because I got a text that was, like, right. It was, like, Mary Beth has been confirmed. And I just, oh, my God. We were right next to the Bowery Hotel. I don't think I've ever. It's, like, probably a top ten, like. You know when your brain just really hits serotonin and the dopamine and just everything's firing and it's just exciting because that doesn't really ever happen.

I have never been so happy in my life. I was so giddy.

No, but to me, I went, okay, I guess, yeah, I think they might be called that.

Wait, okay, people said... Yeah, but, like, when you sing a song... But to me, a needle drop is kind of like a mic drop. Like, I'm like, what is that?

Well, a sink... I love Jake over there. I love the sinks.

Thank you. There are honestly so many of them are for you. It really, like, I... They felt like they were personally for me. Of course. Do you have a favorite?

She goes, a lot of people watch this podcast. I thank you. Yeah, but she isn't a full gown. I'm in a gown.

I met her once. She's incredible. Yeah. She's awesome. That album nighttime. My time was like, that was one of those things where I just, I was kind of creeping out of the closet, but I'm like, I just, at a certain point, I'm going to love this. Right. You know what I mean? Like, I can't lie. Like, I'm going to go to her fucking concert.

To see this. And I went and like me telling all my friends, like I'm picturing us like on the Metro in DC. And I'm like, you guys are going to love this. This album got like, you know, blah, blah, blah on Pitchfork. I was really obsessed with Pitchfork ratings. Oh, you were a Pitchfork guy. Well, of course.

I parasailed. Where? Oh, no, I hang glided. I hang glided. So I, for attention, I hang glided because I was in love with this straight guy. So I was like, hell yeah, I'll hang glide. And thinking about it now, it was the scariest thing I've ever done. I did it in Switzerland when I was abroad. I literally, I only had like a little bit of money and I spent all of it to do it.