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The Viall Files

E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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So they're just talking. I just really appreciated Miss Pat when she just got there, walked straight inside and was like, it's too hot for this.

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E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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People didn't like Hannah on her seasons, first of all. She didn't. Yeah, like she didn't get along with a lot of the cast. There was a lot of drama. Her last season was a COVID season, so they never got to really leave the house. And she thinks that she was unfairly portrayed, but then it was supposedly that Kyle had an issue with her and she's claiming that Kyle got her fired.

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E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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He's claiming that that's not true. But from what I've heard, she thinks it's because she did a deal with Truly that he got her fired. But he was also fighting with her the last season she was on. So it's very possible.

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E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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Especially if he's not paying anyone else to support his brand. It's so wild. Well, that's why I kind of want him to discuss what he thinks is the lie that's being spread about him, because that's what we don't understand either. If she didn't get fired because of that, then why did she get fired?

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E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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I mean, fuck, I'll watch it. Jesus. Did you see that MomTalk's going on Vanderpump Villa and Stassi Schroeder teased that shit goes down when they come to the villa? Yeah, is that going to convince you to watch Vanderpump Villa?

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E906 - Victoria Fuller, Bachelor Finale, Southern Charm, Summer House, Ashton Hall, & Tiger Woods New Boo

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I don't know. I didn't check the comments. I haven't been back to that video. I've scrubbed that from my mind.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yeah, I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just... It's not always readily available.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Well, I'm just saying the only like true orange juice is a Florida orange.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It's like doing a key lime pie with just regular limes. That's not legit. That's just a lime pie.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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You can't imagine this. Wait. If you're ever in Vero Beach, Florida, there is this... Where is that? It's in Florida where I'm from. Give me like a... Okay, so West Palm Beach, north, but coast.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Okay. There's this place where you can get like an orange slushie. They have like fresh orange juice. Countryside Citrus. I love that. Countryside Citrus. It's orange slush with soft serve. And it's the most incredible thing you will ever have in your life. Shout out Countryside Citrus, Vero Beach, Florida.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I just want the slush. I want the freshly squeezed slush. They also have orange ice cream. So they have all of their own produce and stuff. So they have homemade orange ice cream. They have their orange slushie. And it is the best thing in the world. And it's next to Gloria Estefan's hotel. Oh.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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You can go to the surprise. You can go to the tropic in a field. Okay. I used to live close to the Florida's natural. Like I used to drive by it all the time when going to see my grandparents, the facility.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Why? He just needs multiple places to cry after he gets bodied by Kendrick at the Super Bowl.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It was really like a bookend on that full circle chapter of just You have like Beyonce and Taylor both at the height of their careers. Beyonce finally winning album of the year, best country album. And like Taylor Swift, just like incredibly supportive of her. And it's just, they're dominating the music industry. And Kanye is getting fucking kicked off of the red carpet with his naked wife.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Maybe Tristan is soft-launching his trade to the Lakers. Like Luca.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I did see a tweet about it that was like, I named my dog Luca. What am I supposed to call him now? Anthony Davis? And that made me laugh.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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If he's a good player, why wouldn't he be like, oh my God? It's just insane that it happens. Why Dallas would do that does not make any sense. He's their star player.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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He got fucked over. And everyone's like, how did this happen?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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That might get people to actually watch men's basketball again.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Do you think people are going to like it more than Will Ferrell smoking a cigarette as Buddy the Elf?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Some people are not happy, according to Will Ferrell. They thought, please be true to the character. That was not cool. And Will said, I think Buddy was having a bad day. Yeah, he just went to a hockey game, smoked cigarettes, and drank beer.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It was a peppermint cigarette. So he was really committed. Just doing a bit. He was doing a bit. He thought it'd be fun.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yeah. It's like, how much work does this man have to do around Christmas time? He cannot have one cigarette.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yeah. Will Ferrell is just... My favorite... He's a man of the people. My favorite Will Ferrell line is in this movie, Eurovision, which is an awful movie.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It's awful. It's the best. No, it's bad in an incredible way. Bad or is it good? Well, it's... It's a dumb comedy.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yes. And he has this line. He goes, Simon and Garfunkel instead of Simon and Garfunkel. And it always makes me laugh. Anyway...

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Put them in a bag. Put them in a bad wig. Do what challengers did. Give her like give her like bangs to signify it's the past. I love a goatee flashback. They do that in Friends a lot.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Guys, this is my favorite thing we've ever talked about. Cheek squeaking. Cheek squeaking. Cheek squeaking.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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What happened to cut the cheese? Oh, cut the cheese. That's a good one.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Hey, who are we if we cannot let one rip? Thank you. Our butts are allowed to speak? Yeah. It's England.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Which is Tamara's going to get bodied, basically, is what's going to happen.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I don't know. I think he's saying because he said, I already apologized a while ago, apparently.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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What do you think about the whole Danielle Carolyn of it all?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yeah, you just don't want him to be like guy who brings out a guitar at a party.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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What's dirtier, you doing that or them putting all the tall girls on one basketball team and all the short girls on another basketball team? That was crazy.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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And they're like, all right, three travels. It was great. I was like, you know what? The WNBA is not going on right now. I miss this. Should we get to Salt Lake City?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I did shed a tear when Whitney like she could tell during the entire conversation when Whitney was silent. She was like really, really trying hard to keep it together. And when when she just broke, that was like it was. Yeah. It was like really, really genuine.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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And then just play the clip of her being like, you're vile. I love her. Reading people to fill. Meredith's Mark's brain amazes me.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I don't have a side chick and I love my wife very much. Seth is going to goof. If there's one thing about Seth Marks, he's going to goof. Which honestly is exhausting. Yeah, it doesn't land. It's not funny. As long as our marriage is at 51%.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I like the way he has handled himself throughout this whole situation with being called gay. He's never like, how dare you say that to me? He's always like, you can say that to me. I just don't want it to seem like I would do that to Angie.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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The only time I've ever enjoyed him was when he was parallel parking. Same. And that was really funny. He also looks like if John Waters was straight, which is funny.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Yeah. I had been I was listening to something about there were people talking about Sundance. Lisa Barlow, obviously queen of Sundance. And apparently self-proclaimed queen of Sundance. And she was at Sundance recently. And someone had gone up to her and been like, oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan of Salt Lake City. It's like the best show, whatever. And she goes, what do you think of Bronwyn?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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And that was like her first question. So Bronwyn is definitely on Lisa's mind.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Sometimes I think that maybe Heather, do you think something with the whole black eye thing affects the way that Heather positions herself within the group and like within Bravo?

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I don't know. I don't know. Like the way every time I say something.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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She's been vocal about it on her Instagram. The way I found out, I found out from an Instagram post from Brynn in the first season because there were a lot of things of being like, what does Brynn actually do? She posted what she did.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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One of which of the things that she claimed to do in this Instagram post, and if you look it up, it's corroborated, is that she worked in the PR campaign during the BP oil spill.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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She's just kind of that bitch. She has the certain Jenna... Jenna... Jenna Sequa...

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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She's for the girls and the gays. And she was even in an episode of Girls. Yeah, playing Hannah's boss.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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everything and nothing all at the same time she showed up to reunion in a bathrobe that's luxury that was enough for me to be like I can do that I thought it was beautiful because Jenna Lyons gives me hope that not that I will ever like be anything like or look anything like Jenna Lyons but there's something about Jenna where I'm like wow

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Anyways, I can see and understand your criticism for her as like a television personality. I just am biased because I love her. So she could say nothing and I would be entertained.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It's sending him into a spiral. He's crashing right now. He's crashing out.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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What kind of orange juice do you drink? Okay. So my favorite orange juice used to be, it's actually, it's national now, but it used to be like a local Florida orange juice, Natalie's.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I love a classic Florida's Natural. I'm not picky when it comes to orange juice, but I also come from Florida. Yeah, there's an entire wall of orange juice. We would get fresh squeezed orange juice.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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Okay. I feel like orange juice is my culture. So I think everything I have to say on this issue is correct.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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It's not my go-to. They have a strawberry lemonade that's incredible. I love a sugary orange juice, and I love a fresh squeeze. They're two different things to me. Girl, I come from the groves, okay? I was going around the orange groves when I was a girl. When I was a little young girl, I would waddle around the groves.

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E878 - River’s 1st Birthday, Traitors w/ Bob Harper, Grammys, RHOSLC, The Bachelor, and Booty Belches

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I know what orange juice is, and sometimes I like the sweetness and the sugar and the pulp.