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So they're just talking. I just really appreciated Miss Pat when she just got there, walked straight inside and was like, it's too hot for this.

Really?

Thank you.

People didn't like Hannah on her seasons, first of all. She didn't. Yeah, like she didn't get along with a lot of the cast. There was a lot of drama. Her last season was a COVID season, so they never got to really leave the house. And she thinks that she was unfairly portrayed, but then it was supposedly that Kyle had an issue with her and she's claiming that Kyle got her fired.

He's claiming that that's not true. But from what I've heard, she thinks it's because she did a deal with Truly that he got her fired. But he was also fighting with her the last season she was on. So it's very possible.

Especially if he's not paying anyone else to support his brand. It's so wild. Well, that's why I kind of want him to discuss what he thinks is the lie that's being spread about him, because that's what we don't understand either. If she didn't get fired because of that, then why did she get fired?

The amount of women laughing right now.

I mean, fuck, I'll watch it. Jesus. Did you see that MomTalk's going on Vanderpump Villa and Stassi Schroeder teased that shit goes down when they come to the villa? Yeah, is that going to convince you to watch Vanderpump Villa?

You're not going to watch the MomTalk episode with Stassi?

I will be.

Oh, I thought that was like a heart monitor.

We love the go-yard.

I don't know. I didn't check the comments. I haven't been back to that video. I've scrubbed that from my mind.

Sorry, I like orange juice of the people.

I will say, it is objectively better.

Yeah, I'm not saying it's not good. I'm just... It's not always readily available.

You're also getting navel oranges a lot of the times.

Well, I'm just saying the only like true orange juice is a Florida orange.

It's like doing a key lime pie with just regular limes. That's not legit. That's just a lime pie.

You can't imagine this. Wait. If you're ever in Vero Beach, Florida, there is this... Where is that? It's in Florida where I'm from. Give me like a... Okay, so West Palm Beach, north, but coast.

Okay. There's this place where you can get like an orange slushie. They have like fresh orange juice. Countryside Citrus. I love that. Countryside Citrus. It's orange slush with soft serve. And it's the most incredible thing you will ever have in your life. Shout out Countryside Citrus, Vero Beach, Florida.

I just want the slush. I want the freshly squeezed slush. They also have orange ice cream. So they have all of their own produce and stuff. So they have homemade orange ice cream. They have their orange slushie. And it is the best thing in the world. And it's next to Gloria Estefan's hotel. Oh.

You can go to the surprise. You can go to the tropic in a field. Okay. I used to live close to the Florida's natural. Like I used to drive by it all the time when going to see my grandparents, the facility.

It is Florida, famously a peninsula. Yeah. Yeah.

Song of the Year, Record of the Year for Hating on Drake.

Why? He just needs multiple places to cry after he gets bodied by Kendrick at the Super Bowl.

It was really like a bookend on that full circle chapter of just You have like Beyonce and Taylor both at the height of their careers. Beyonce finally winning album of the year, best country album. And like Taylor Swift, just like incredibly supportive of her. And it's just, they're dominating the music industry. And Kanye is getting fucking kicked off of the red carpet with his naked wife.

Well, he walked the red carpet and then they left basically.

Maybe Tristan is soft-launching his trade to the Lakers. Like Luca.

I did see a tweet about it that was like, I named my dog Luca. What am I supposed to call him now? Anthony Davis? And that made me laugh.

If he's a good player, why wouldn't he be like, oh my God? It's just insane that it happens. Why Dallas would do that does not make any sense. He's their star player.

He lost money.

He got fucked over. And everyone's like, how did this happen?

That might get people to actually watch men's basketball again.

A different Mark Wahlberg.

It's trying to get them to cheat on each other basically.

March 12th.

Do you think people are going to like it more than Will Ferrell smoking a cigarette as Buddy the Elf?

Some people are not happy, according to Will Ferrell. They thought, please be true to the character. That was not cool. And Will said, I think Buddy was having a bad day. Yeah, he just went to a hockey game, smoked cigarettes, and drank beer.

It was a peppermint cigarette. So he was really committed. Just doing a bit. He was doing a bit. He thought it'd be fun.

Yeah. It's like, how much work does this man have to do around Christmas time? He cannot have one cigarette.

Yeah. Will Ferrell is just... My favorite... He's a man of the people. My favorite Will Ferrell line is in this movie, Eurovision, which is an awful movie.

It's awful. It's the best. No, it's bad in an incredible way. Bad or is it good? Well, it's... It's a dumb comedy.

Yeah, it's a dumb Netflix comedy. It's great.

Yes. And he has this line. He goes, Simon and Garfunkel instead of Simon and Garfunkel. And it always makes me laugh. Anyway...

The episodes exist.

Put them in a bag. Put them in a bad wig. Do what challengers did. Give her like give her like bangs to signify it's the past. I love a goatee flashback. They do that in Friends a lot.

Or this is the best bit in the world.

Guys, this is my favorite thing we've ever talked about. Cheek squeaking. Cheek squeaking. Cheek squeaking.

What happened to cut the cheese? Oh, cut the cheese. That's a good one.

That's not freedom of speech because that's...

Hey, who are we if we cannot let one rip? Thank you. Our butts are allowed to speak? Yeah. It's England.

Which is Tamara's going to get bodied, basically, is what's going to happen.

Literally. He won Craig in the breakup.

Are we surprised?

Jennifer Aiden just got a job at Jersey Mike's. Unrelated.

Depends on if she follows Mike's way.

I don't know. I think he's saying because he said, I already apologized a while ago, apparently.

What do you think about the whole Danielle Carolyn of it all?

Their beef. The traitors fighting amongst the traitors.

They are producing.

Yeah, we could tell.

I don't need a slam dunk competition.

When I saw that, I was like, are you kidding me?

Yeah, you just don't want him to be like guy who brings out a guitar at a party.

Yeah, it can't be both of us.

What's dirtier, you doing that or them putting all the tall girls on one basketball team and all the short girls on another basketball team? That was crazy.

Were you short? Well, you're scrappy.

And you guys were there to support.

And they're like, all right, three travels. It was great. I was like, you know what? The WNBA is not going on right now. I miss this. Should we get to Salt Lake City?

I did shed a tear when Whitney like she could tell during the entire conversation when Whitney was silent. She was like really, really trying hard to keep it together. And when when she just broke, that was like it was. Yeah. It was like really, really genuine.

It's incredible.

And then just play the clip of her being like, you're vile. I love her. Reading people to fill. Meredith's Mark's brain amazes me.

Yeah. And those are what I can remember.

Yes.

I don't have a side chick and I love my wife very much. Seth is going to goof. If there's one thing about Seth Marks, he's going to goof. Which honestly is exhausting. Yeah, it doesn't land. It's not funny. As long as our marriage is at 51%.

What can I say? I like Justin.

I like Sean.

Angie.

I like Sean. Well, I like Sean.

I like the way he has handled himself throughout this whole situation with being called gay. He's never like, how dare you say that to me? He's always like, you can say that to me. I just don't want it to seem like I would do that to Angie.

Absolutely.

The only time I've ever enjoyed him was when he was parallel parking. Same. And that was really funny. He also looks like if John Waters was straight, which is funny.

Yeah. I had been I was listening to something about there were people talking about Sundance. Lisa Barlow, obviously queen of Sundance. And apparently self-proclaimed queen of Sundance. And she was at Sundance recently. And someone had gone up to her and been like, oh, my God, I'm such a huge fan of Salt Lake City. It's like the best show, whatever. And she goes, what do you think of Bronwyn?

And that was like her first question. So Bronwyn is definitely on Lisa's mind.

Sometimes I think that maybe Heather, do you think something with the whole black eye thing affects the way that Heather positions herself within the group and like within Bravo?

I don't know. I don't know. Like the way every time I say something.

She's been vocal about it on her Instagram. The way I found out, I found out from an Instagram post from Brynn in the first season because there were a lot of things of being like, what does Brynn actually do? She posted what she did.

One of which of the things that she claimed to do in this Instagram post, and if you look it up, it's corroborated, is that she worked in the PR campaign during the BP oil spill.

Yeah.

She's just kind of that bitch. She has the certain Jenna... Jenna... Jenna Sequa...

She's for the girls and the gays. And she was even in an episode of Girls. Yeah, playing Hannah's boss.

everything and nothing all at the same time she showed up to reunion in a bathrobe that's luxury that was enough for me to be like I can do that I thought it was beautiful because Jenna Lyons gives me hope that not that I will ever like be anything like or look anything like Jenna Lyons but there's something about Jenna where I'm like wow

Anyways, I can see and understand your criticism for her as like a television personality. I just am biased because I love her. So she could say nothing and I would be entertained.

I think she should host Project Runway. Yeah.

She wanted a hard launch.

Be present.

Oh, yeah.

This lack of sugar in your brain is really... I know.

It's sending him into a spiral. He's crashing right now. He's crashing out.

Yes.

What kind of orange juice do you drink? Okay. So my favorite orange juice used to be, it's actually, it's national now, but it used to be like a local Florida orange juice, Natalie's.

I love a classic Florida's Natural. I'm not picky when it comes to orange juice, but I also come from Florida. Yeah, there's an entire wall of orange juice. We would get fresh squeezed orange juice.

Okay. I feel like orange juice is my culture. So I think everything I have to say on this issue is correct.

It's not my go-to. They have a strawberry lemonade that's incredible. I love a sugary orange juice, and I love a fresh squeeze. They're two different things to me. Girl, I come from the groves, okay? I was going around the orange groves when I was a girl. When I was a little young girl, I would waddle around the groves.

I know what orange juice is, and sometimes I like the sweetness and the sugar and the pulp.

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Sorry about it. Obviously.

Oh, my God.

Most gals are.

The corner of the market.

Oh.

They were stick-ons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the show, folks.