Manfred Klug
Appearances
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Ey, wenn ich mal eine Fee im Wald treffe, dann wünsche ich mir so ein schlesisches Gurkenglas, was nie leer wird. Ist das nicht genial? Das ist ein Wunsch.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
So, see how Jan's manager is on it.
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I think that's awesome.
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Then next year he can present his cucumbers here at the Christmas party. Olli, please stand in fourth place. My fourth place, and then you will be in trouble again. But it's a thing from my childhood that I rarely buy myself. But when I suddenly discover a hard roller on such a nice evening bread plate ... Ah, stop it.
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Yes, the pumpers always eat that. But really, a hard cheese and now it comes on a black bread with butter, on a real Harry's stone oven black bread or whatever it's called. These packed things.
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A very mean swine. That's Klaus.
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No, unless you find a partner or a partner who also thinks that's cool. Then I could rub you in with it. Who likes hard cheese? You're my man, dude. We're gonna party later. Some people like it. Are there women who like it? Diversity. You're always such a friend of diversity. Do you hate that again or what? Exactly like last year. I wanted to show my feet because I wanted to be diverse.
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And you're like, feet are not diverse.
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Take one. Who were your role models, Klaus?
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I hit Felix from the atlas.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
That's right. Uh-oh.
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I first had a podcast with Joko. What was it called? It was called 2 after 4. Because the show ran at 4 and we were 2. Not bad. Brilliant. 2 after 4, right?
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Now they're looking at each other with their stupid Apple and Granini advertising.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
In the cinema there is no popcorn.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
What? That's the worst thing I've ever seen. Oh, oh, break for a second.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Yeah, the big nacho burrito they had back then. I don't know, the cheese kind. The nacho burrito. The cheese sauce had a blockade, I don't know. But Sonnengerät, if I would wish for something from you again, do you remember how happy you were on your birthday when you got the drum from me?
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I would be happy if an original, authentic Natsu machine with this cheese thing, with this thing, if that would be at my birthday at home.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Horst Jansson gave me a picture, really an original.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
My most beautiful gift is our 11-year-old group hug. You know what, when I was in America for the first time in 1996 in New York, I brought a VHS cassette to all my best friends. That was full hype back then. 30 minutes of accidents on a swing bar. And back then, there were compilations. 30 minutes of just accidents on a floating bar. Very bad things on a VHS cassette.
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And I bought 20 of them and gave them to my friends. Mega expensive. Mega expensive. Were you a rich kid back then? No, but I had saved a lot for this trip. I was alone there. Did you fly over the Concorde?
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
So not that I knew. I probably would have known.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
That would probably be the most beautiful gift I've ever received.
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But you know what? I was so blessed with my New York trip. You're back. You'll get lost from me. I'll come over to you and massage you.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
And then I go back, and then the fans go back to the audience and say, yes, I did it, I put my feet down.
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He was fucked with money so he could keep his mouth shut and work again, so he could keep the machine running.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Now you look at it as a whole.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Did he do everything with his lawyer? Did I do everything with the lawyer? Is everything okay? I always let myself show the passes, of course.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
The lawyers are not even the ones I attack because they have to do their job. No idea. So it is. It is still an absolute power demonstration. The more expensive the lawyer, the better.
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We were talking about the big five things that shouldn't be missing from a German dinner. This one. This one. Your third place, Tommi. Right?
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
I shake everyone's heads. But I see the reaction in the audience. This is also important to the audience with the dinner plate.
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No, only in the morning. I mean, I don't eat eggs in the evening. Not like that either.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
And I have to be honest, I just tried the sauce for a moment.
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I would have liked them too.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Yesterday he died, today he's being called by Jan Wilmerman.
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Like Friedman at Schlingensief, I dipped myself in it. And it was really so delicious. Sausage eggs, one of my top five dishes in the world. That's also awesome. And were the eggs fried?
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I'm still giving him a heart here.
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I have lived in WGs. Me too. Nonsense. No, he lived in WGs. No, stop it. That's such an urban myth to make yourself important. Nobody wanted to live with you in a flat. The thing is, without evidence, on the basis of my witness statement as a self-employed person, you say, that doesn't exist.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Without knowing him, I've heard this a lot. I was with him in a talkshow last year, I think it was your last talkshow appearance, at 3 nach 9. I sat there and was there as a guest and Manfred Krug was also there. But Manfred Krug didn't sit at our table, he got a special table where he was interviewed. by Giovanni Di Lorenzo.
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For two years. Count them all.
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Carl Klüßchen, Carl and Gabi die Pfote, right? And Timmy the dog. And Timmy the dog. Timmy the dog.
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I've lived in a few WGs. I've always lived with one or two people at the same time.
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My flat in the 90s, I lived with the singer of the Bronx Boys. Oh, that's true. Oh, stop it. With Trubel. Oh, crap.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Because that's the party flat. Gärtnerstrasse 21. That's not true. That went down like that.
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And so I had the room... Everyone knows that my stories are true, Jan. Yes, yes. Did we already have third place?
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That's not true. My third place. Yes, please. Definitely. And that's special interest again. And you don't know that because you're all a little younger than me. But back in Hamburg, my mother, if it's true, when it was Sunday, there was pork roast with jelly and crust on it. Who likes that too? Fried pork, nice salt, pepper, then this brown chili and then a piece of crust on top.
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Who still knows that?
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A real fan camp, right? That was at the Kleine Frau, in the Gazellenkamp-Ecke-Basselweg, at the Kleine Frau. But explain the product again. It's not like Sülze, but... Yes, it's like Sülze. This brown jelly, don't you know that? Jelly and pork roast. It's just jelly. It's the rotten... I don't even want to know what it is, it tastes great. You're a little mean right now.
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Yes, with bread. Don't you know it? I don't know how to roast pork. You roast pork on a plate, then you put some jelly on it. Cold, as a topping. Yes, cold as a topping, but you put two slices on it. And then you put some jelly and then crust on top. From the same animal? Or from your own crust? No, pork crust. And then you bite into it. This is the ultimate breakfast bread.
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And there Manfred Krug was still a good thing and said that he didn't have any financial problems, because in contrast to his other acting colleagues, he always saved and always put enough on the high edge. And he was there and then said that he was happy. That was last year. I don't know if he was seen on TV again. That was his first TV appearance in a long time.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
Yes, please. I know you don't know it anymore, but there's the Kiezbäcker in Silbersackstrasse on Reeperbahn. And he also has pork roasts with jelly rolls. And there he goes and says, nice and sweet greetings from Olli Schulz. We would like a good pork roast with jelly. And then you get that too. And I will thank you for this experience later.
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Then you will all go to the gas station and buy me a messi package. Really, because it's really the best. With butter?
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
In the winter it's outside, in the summer it's in the fridge.
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Well, it's like that. In the winter it's colder outside. And in the summer you have to... Don't you have a butter bowl?
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Albtraum Essen. No, very briefly. Are you a friend? I want to know. Mozzarella, pesto, tomato bread. That's the final opponent. Don't you like it? I hate it. Yes, because of the tomato. Because of the tomato, because of the mozzarella and because of the pesto. That's three shit words. That's three. I think mozzarella and all these soft cheese varieties taste like nothing. I have no idea.
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But you always have the feeling that it's healthy. But that's bullshit. That's bullshit. That's shit. Big Mac food. It's mozzarella and what are the others called? Camembert. No, no, burrata. That's how I hear the word. Such an important name for cheese. It should just be called slime. But burrata, that sounds like it's a very special kind of calf from the cow.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
When someone says, we have an authentic burrata, I want to know what a fake burrata looks like.
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That's old thinking. And that's why I hate the burr bubble so much. Because you, because the cheese is male for you. You are hated by the Vogue bubble. No, you are hated because you do pinkwashing. Because you know, yes, quite honestly, with the mozzarella and so, with the burrata. Yes, and then I saw my documentation about these skyscraper builders. There were a lot of Native Americans, i.e.
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indigenous people who did this.
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Oh shit, I was just about to say something.
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Oh shit, hello. Well, Klaus?
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Well, Kalaus, how was it? Kalaus! How was the change of year for you? I fucked a lot and drank a lot, I'll be honest with you.
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And were you away? Were you at home in Cologne or where you live?
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Cozamoj? Nice. I think you can have a good time there, right?
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There he comes again.
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Okay, but you already pay the people who... Yeah, yeah, with a smile. Nice.
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You want to bring Böhmermann to the jungle camp or what?
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I'm actually doing quite well. I'm actually watching the Dschungelcamp, third day. I was really disappointed, Klaus. I don't know, you noticed it, only 40 minutes of broadcast, because after that NFL was shown. I was really excited. I'll tell you something honestly. Germany wants to watch the Dschungelcamp and not fucking American football.
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That only interests a few asocial people with low-level cars. But to be honest... To be honest, it's not a sport for Europeans. I can talk about it with you.
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Can you say a nice sentence about Manfred Krug? Really. Can you? A nice thing, Jan.
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AfD, NFL, both with an F in the name. So. And you know what? You could have done that in one wash, because NFL and AfD... Similar! Similar! And to be honest, they're trying this and that, and RTL is making a big mistake. I'll take over for a moment, I know that you're the man of the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it, do it, we'll go down in between, tell us.
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Yeah, I think that's great, because then I can use the platforms that you offer me, that Jan can't offer me anymore, because he sold his ass in the Vogue scene. That's why it's great when you show up. I'll just say it for a moment, RTL. You fuckers. We want to see jungle camp. And this money, the money you get from the NFL, it's not enough to excite the people. That's not our speed.
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I understood the rules. Yes, you have to understand the rules to see what a great sport that is. That's chess with people. That's really great and stuff, but it's also kind of boring. And it's running way too often. And turn on a new show. Or do it online. But don't do it on TV. Stop shortening the Jungle Camp. That's shit. So, Kalaus is coming right now. I'll turn it off now.
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If you want to make it fit in one year, the Jungle Camp. He has to do some shitty stuff. How do you want to destroy him?
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To be honest, I think it's just so sick. I've already told that in the last show. Then Jan also did that in his Instastory, because he also likes to shock. With that he still shocks, you know? Yes, that's embarrassing. The Greens don't attack anymore. Embarrassing. But you can still make jokes about animals.
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They can't defend themselves. But if he was against the government, he wouldn't do anything. No, he wouldn't dare. Against the government he wouldn't dare anymore, right?
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Spotify is actually, to be honest, pretty state-confident, isn't it?
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Yes, still. Do you have any other, do you think there are any rights in power?
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You, my dear, I just wanted to say, I'll hit you again right away. I just wanted to say, I think it's nice that you, you know what, Kalaus, I like your thoughtful side. That it's not just always out front and not just always against the Vogue bubble, but also that it's like... It's a bit Darwinist.
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We both or who?
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And what about Sarah Wagenknecht? Isn't that something for you? She's also good. She's also good, isn't she?
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But they don't bring anything to the German people. I mean, they're more of a fun party, aren't they?
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You like Sonneborn, but you don't like Böhmermann, your own son-in-law?
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He gets paid well, though.
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Well, don't let it get political.
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One question in between. This fridge song you had. He always had a song like that, fridge, cucumber coming in. Did you publish it? Where did you have the song? You once had a song like that, cucumber coming in.
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The same fate, the same fate. I sang eight years ago, she was tight, she was tight, she was English. That's live, by the way, Olli, right? It was stolen, right? Someone stole it from me.
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Dude, let's see who has the best contract at Spotify.
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In one year you hang out with Jeff Bees on the yacht, just to be honest.
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You know wildflower cheese. I don't know wildflower cheese. Let's break it down here.
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Everyone makes one bread. A really great gray bread with a fat crust. Sourdough? Sourdough. Double baked. Double crust. Look at this. Pimples from the duck. To be honest, I'd leave any duck for that kind of bread. Double crust, and there are different shops like Butter Lindner or whatever they're called in bakeries. And in every bakery, the double crust is always the king's bread.
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What's the best bite when you have bread in front of you? The penultimate, right? No, the penultimate actually. When you eat the crust with the edge and it mixes into a melange in your mouth.
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Yes. And the cigarette after the doner was always the best, unfortunately. Cigarette after doner. I had to stop smoking with doner when I quit smoking. To be honest, a lot of people have to stop with coffee. I have to stop with Döner. Döner and sex. I have to stop with both.
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So it came to me a bit like the good Hamburg, where you grow up with a horse under your ass. And what I also find beautiful, where I just don't belong, but what I find beautiful. And then the doctor said, socks and shoes off and pants off. And then I stood in front of her with a shirt and underpants and so down around the neck, so underpants of course.
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And then she looked at my feet and said a sentence, Mr. Schulz, don't be scared, but you have degenerated well-being feet. That was... And then I thought, how come? Yes, due to the foot position and that we don't have to dig here anymore, that we're wearing shoes in the meantime. But we have, you too Jan, we have degenerated... I guarantee I don't have degenerated well-being feet.
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That's what you wish. But because we don't have to farm like our ancestors, we have degenerated well-being feet. With misalignment, with sprains.
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I don't know if you noticed, but you have French nails growing because the feet...
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A small tattoo, like a kobold. The middle one on the right foot has a cap on. One has a hip bag and spits out drugs. I want to ask you to come to Hamburg and get your feet checked. You can do a lot with your feet. The position of your feet is also about the position of your bones and legs. It says a lot about you. It was quite interesting.
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In any case, I went home with the information that I have degenerative well-being feet.
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No, I can still drive a car.
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I can always ask her if she wants to join. If she can recognize by remote diagnosis on your feet whether you also have degenerated well-being feet.
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Naja, da bin ich gestern Abend in Hamburg gewesen und konnte nicht einschlafen. Hab einen kleinen Bericht gesehen, den wollte ich euch unbedingt empfehlen. Der hat mir so ein bisschen den Glauben an die Menschheit zurückgebracht. Also ich hab unfassbar schlecht geschlafen. In einem guten Hotel, wo wir beide auch schon übernachtet haben.
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Wenn man denkt, einmal auspennen ist nicht mehr, da ist jetzt eine andere in Ruhe. Auf alle Fälle, am Weltspiegel gab es einen Bericht, den habe ich mir in der Mediathek angeguckt und den könnt ihr euch auch angucken. Der handelt von einer Brücke, einer Hängebrücke in Peru. Hast du gerade, ist irgendwas los bei dir, Jan? Nee, ist nichts los. Wieso, warum, was soll los sein? Oh, nothing at all.
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Nothing at all. Nothing at all for you, Jan. I don't have anything at all. There's nothing at all. In any case, for all the others, Jan can't listen so well right now. I would like to tell you very briefly.
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You have two episodes a week, right? Be honest. When I played in Switzerland, people came by and made a cheese tasting for me. Cheese is so rich in facets, Jan. Now only this stinky cheese. There is a young cheese, there is an eight-month-old, six-month-old, there is a three-year-old. These are people who do it with love.
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It somehow hangs in a smoker chamber or something, the cheese, and it gets older and older. That's something special, you can taste that too, these crystals. What was added to it? How much milk? How much salt? Where is it? In which region? This is a story, really. You can't mix everything with fig jam. No, not here. It's delicious.
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In this little can, this little glass, what's it called? I mean, red witch. Do you know the cheese? No. It's a simple one. Red witch? I like it, for example. It's a solid cheese for me. But what else did we want to add? By the way, I'm just reading.
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If anyone here has something from my sweets plate.
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What did you order? Yes, I would like to know that too.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
I'm going to go with my number one again. But a nice silk. Dude. I don't know.
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I lived the first nine years of my life with my great-grandparents. They were very old people. And one of my first childhood memories is actually how I'm around a pot with my great-grandmother and my great-grandfather in a crab pool. I come from simple circumstances, where a lot of fish market was brought with me and where a lot of innards were eaten. I ate everything, kidney, head, pig's head.
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I know my way around this area. Innards, tongue. You also have to say that back then, before you were all so softened and started eating either no meat at all or only the good stuff, an animal was really taken apart. Everything was eaten. From this dino, everything ended up somewhere on the plate at Dr. Professor Vogel. And to be honest, You don't know exactly.
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What I mean to say is, I think it's pretty correct to eat in the inside when you decide to eat meat. If you're a guy who thinks, oh, I only eat chicken breast fillet with champignon sauce, then you're not a meat eater for me. Then you're not a real meat eater.
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I don't eat pork head soup anymore, because once I had one on a sandwich, and there was a whole wimper of pork in it.
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There was a whole wimper in it. That was so blatant. French nails were already in it, all from the pork. But a nice sausage on bread, on a crispy sandwich in the evening and I fall asleep like a little bear. Without brushing your teeth? No, not at all.
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He doesn't know it! He doesn't even know what it is, Humus! We haven't arrived in Cologne yet.
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I don't know, if it has to be green. Do you have a problem with that?
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Black olives are green olives that do black facing. Honestly, do something about it with the Neo Magazine.
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Oh, we're suddenly back at 50,000.
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I wanted to save your joke. Well, that's definitely what they were. The big five. Defined by Böhmermann and Schultz.
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So, I wish you, Manfred Krug, with... On the sunny side. On the sunny side. When it's green outside, we'll hear from Manfred Krug.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
I think it's great that you were there, Tommi. Really.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, that's right. There are a lot of things, so that's the funniest thing anyway, how he talks about people who still exist. Are you already with this, with Russia, with the power transfer of Yeltsin?
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That Erich Böhme didn't realize that something bad was being written about him and says, maybe Erich Böhme didn't write it, but he didn't stop it. And that's why he's not in Talkin' Turm. He's really a very idle, injured... Insanely idle.
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There is also, and that's the exciting thing, in the third part, probably still a hard discussion. I heard so much about it at the meeting with the publisher. There were two publishing people and they said, they are currently preparing the third part of the daily bus, where it must also be discussed what should stay in there and what shouldn't.
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He also had a very big sense of justice. That's what you have to say about a lot of things that he talks about. You can't do that. And that's what I think is nice about it. You can't see this person as good or bad. Only when you see something like that, I think you see a complete wilderness of someone with his shadow sides, but also with his sharp-minded mind and his good sides.
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And that's what's interesting about it.
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When the computer came out in 96.
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Deutsches Abendbrot, Manager Klaus & Manfred Klug reloaded (Best Of)
The first time they came in, she was sitting there somehow and Otti came in and then he sat there with his beloved ones. They probably had such an apartment, it was somehow connected, two apartments. And she was so shocked that she ran out and didn't see the baby anymore, which was also sitting there. And then she later realized that there was a baby sitting there. And that's really a crazy story.
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And that's why I have to tell it again briefly. I thought it was insanely good to say that about Fanny Krug. The daughter of Manfred Krug. The daughter said, the true heroine here, in all these stories, was my mother.
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And that's the way it is. You only notice it when you hear him talk. And when you see this guy, you know if there wasn't someone there who would keep the family together. And yet it was like that again. And that really touched me. On the other hand, it also touched me very much that in the end there was a song where she sang a duet with her father and his voice came from the tape.
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That's of course... At your performance, right? At our performance last Saturday. And that's just the way it is. Your love for someone... is not always dependent on the good and bad as a child, but it is your father and son. Somehow I had so many emotional feelings through this evening and even afterwards.
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And it was also funny that Christa Maria Schädlich and Fanny Cook had a short argument on stage. ob Herr Manfred Krug jemals in Hamburg gewohnt hat oder immer nur im Hotel. Frau Schädlich meinte, nee, der war immer nur im Hotel, so gerne mochte der Hamburg nicht. Und Fanny Krug, nein, der hatte später auch noch ein Apartment gehabt, der wollte nicht immer im Hotel.
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Und dann hab ich das kurz unterbunden, weil die beiden so auf ihre Meinung beharrt haben.
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And then you also notice that there is probably a woman who is suspicious of such things.
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Because we're in Hamburg and I'm just a guest here in my hometown.
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In Berlin it was forbidden for me. Because the THW came, the technical aid came by. At night, a police station operation and Olli Schulz was locked up. They thought the M-Taler station exploded when their feet were undressed. But I thought with The Boys, Shirin David, smart. Comes totally smart over there.
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I think so. And Bill and Tom? But luckily you didn't see. Bill and Tom anyway. Legendary. And Ronan Keating with his... Dude, how does he look?
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Yeah, he looks really good. I have to say, I like it somehow. I like it somehow. So it's a good one. Giovanni Tamparelli. Here is also not bad. What? What's your name? Giovanni Zamparoni. Exactly. Or? So similar. It is the little boomer art edition. We are here. Now he starts googling my name. Zamparella. Or? Or? Now, honestly, Giovanni Zamparella. Is that really wrong? Giovanni Zamparello.
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Zamparella. I really don't know, man.
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More Zarella? Every woman knows the name Moa. Christine Moa. His wife's name is Janaína Zarella.
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Do you remember Yana? Bananen Willi, Willi Moa, you know what? And then when there's a family... Mozzarella.
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And Tommi brought a fantastic topic with him. Yes, yes. Well, Germany is no longer the same with this topic. Tommi, do you want to say that yourself or should I say it? Tell me, when did I tell you that again?
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Yesterday, when we were in the forest, I said, you have to... Exactly, we went for a walk with Juri yesterday and then he said, and I'm not quite sure, we had it in a similar form, I think, years ago. But today we do the big five things that should not be missing with any German dinner. With a classic evening bread.
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And we're not talking about warm ones here, we're talking about an evening bread plate. With everything that goes with it.
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With a wooden board, with a bread basket, where various cut-up bread slices are in it. And everything around it. I find, the older I get, the less I like to eat. Look, it's so important to me that I get up. It's a bit like a Powerpoint presentation. The older I get, the more I don't like to eat warm in the evening. Because it's always in my gut and humorous.
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And that's why I've really been concentrating on the dinner plate for a long time and I'm trying to optimize it. I try to optimize it and try to make the most perfect dinner plate. German is important
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I'll start with my place 5.
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He's going to put you on the wall.
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Yo, yo, yo, here are the dinos in the podcast game. Here is still the podcast, like at Muttan back then. Here everything is still done by hand. Here the one-player games are shot down. Here are still two real people, like in the 90s. Here, or I know it from the other one, not really.
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Can I throw in one thing for a moment? I think a North Sea crab salad roll. Can we say something about that for a moment? It's an important topic. I'm interested in food. I'm over 50.
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Yes, but it is totally important that we have one thing. North Sea crab salad on bread or rolls is a breakfast for me to eat. Really? I like to eat that in the North Sea in the morning, because then you have a whole breath, a whole day of something. That's a woman catcher.
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That's a woman catcher. He's rich, he smells like crab out of his mouth. Really. That's... Oh, excuse me, Olli, does that smell like a rotten oyster from your mouth? Come on, kiss me. But you know what I mean, these mayonnaise monsters.
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Or three things that were caught in Bulgaria in 1999. My number five is the good old red herring salad. This red colored in this plastic that no one buys anymore. We still eat it. With apple pieces on it. Yes, with pieces in it. Herring shacks. Herring shacks, yes. Herring sticks in red sauce.
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I mean this purple classic herring salad.
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No, because there is vegetables in it.
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I don't think so either. Not at all?
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I don't like tomatoes.
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Like a five-year-old. I only like tomato sauce with ketchup or something like that. But I don't like raw tomatoes. Not until today. I think it's disgusting.
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No, you mean because I'm the angry citizen of the two of us, Klaus?
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Now he's asking us what we think. What ideas would you have? Do you have an idea?
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Manfred Krug. Dude, to be honest, if you tinker a little bit, you can put the face of Manfred Krug in Bismarck. And then we would have the biggest Manfred Krug in Hamburg.
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Exactly, and then there's a button at the bottom and then there's a song by him, by Frida, that he sang there. Really? Why not?
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Or in Berlin, the victory column will be the biggest doner, the biggest doner game in the world, if you cover the whole thing. You know what? For one month it will be around the coat. And that's from the best doner man in Berlin. And he's doing it here, I don't know, 20 meters high. And up there is chicken, in the middle is calf and down there is vegan or the other way around.
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Should I tell you? All right. Then I'll do the first part of the show, you'll do the second.
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And then you can always think about it and then you cut it off. And then it smells on the street of the 17th of June, everywhere after such delicious ... So, and now watch out, here it comes.
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Autocorso, so to speak, around the skewer. Autocorso around the skewer. The big five.
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Oh, absolutely. We were in my third place.