Malika
Appearances
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
aren't you girls well life before kids was very different for us three i agree very different it was so fun it was so fun i also think the times were different a hundred percent the times were different because no one even knows half of the stuff that we did and we were pretty wild
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
So how are you guys looking for dating now? If it's not apps, it's just through invites?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
So would you go on a matchmaking service?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Oh, is it? It is. I think you get what you pay for. I know. Khadijah. Yes. How are you meeting people?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
No, Khadijah's always been like masculine energy. Like I will take what I want. I see what I want.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I don't know if people know how to flirt anymore with social media. They're just like, they send an emoji. No. Grow up.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm like, who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
yes we were so wild but that was the beauty I think that's something that I don't know because then I look at like Kendall and Kylie and they do a good job of having like a private life and a public life so I think that there is balance somewhere in there but I think that we're so lucky because we were able to go we didn't have to facilitate and create these spaces where we could do fun things and be private we were out in the streets and
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Remember when one of our friends made us watch her have sex?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
You're still thinking this guy. I when this happened, she could not stop talking about it. Remember, I think she called us both.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
At least for her. He's married to somebody else. But he's married to someone else.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
choking on what could have been see malika doesn't have a gag reflex i don't have i have you guys ever i don't know if you've ever remember when one of our friends made us watch her have sex that was the best to this day okay you don't remember that okay i got a sister she has a sister she is and she was dating a high profile rapper
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And they said, come to the house and you're going to. She was in revenge mode. And she said, you guys are going to sit in the room. And all of a sudden, they started having sex. We're all in the room.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Yes. We had to watch. That was the one and only time I saw in real life. Yeah.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I don't care how close you are to someone.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
It's a way to be like, you're going to watch me have sex.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And guess what? We watched, and I was like, I have to go.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
It's a great life. So I dated someone.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
no no no you went on a date yes I went on a date you went on a date and it was set up by your mom right my mom and Gunnar Peterson because Gunnar was training this individual he was a basketball player played for such a pusher one of the LA teams and we were us three were in the kitchen and we were like talking together and I was like my mom was not involved in the conversation but her office was off to like off to the kitchen
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And I was like, so-and-so isn't calling me back, yada, yada. And we're just chatting and she's like, What are you guys talking about, girls? And we're like, oh, just this guy won't call me back. She's like, well, how many dates did you go on? I'm like, just like one or two. Yeah. And she's like, well, did you give him a BJ? And I go, what? And she goes, did you give him a BJ?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I go, I went on like one or two dates with him. No. And she goes, well, that's why he's not calling you back.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Oh, my mom would give us advice. No, she was the game dropper. I would be mortified every time. I'd be like, oh, I'm sorry.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Put it by your mouth, bitch. It's close.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Come and wake us up in the morning. Get up. Up. What are you? Remember when 9-11 happened? Sleeping at your house was crazy.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I remember she made us get to the TV and we actually saw the second live on TV because of she was like screaming. And then we weren't we had to leave the house. We weren't allowed to go to the Beverly Center. Remember, no malls.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I sometimes forget that you guys knew my dad. I just forget that.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I missed those days. I don't know if I can get in trouble now, but I used to shoplift from... Yeah, it was... Just make a big donation.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm telling you, it's coming back, you guys. My dad would say, I will fund any business you have as long as you have like a reputable business. So we were like, we want vodka lollipops.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And my dad said, well, I find that weird. You know what vodka tastes like if you're under 21. And we were like, huh? What do you mean? I don't know what this tastes like.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
My dad died when I was 19. But my dad would make us write out a business plan and everything. So then one of them was decorating denims.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I think just anything. No, anything. If bottle service came out, they're like, oh my gosh. I'm like, where? We were like, what is happening? It was crazy. But when we were younger, we used to be able to be blackout drunk, do whatever we want, make out with a guy in the club, leave, don't know his name.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Yeah, that was, and I, uh, shout out to the f***s in Encino. I know. God bless them. They're closed down. It's crazy. Are they? Probably because of me. Yeah.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
She said probably because of me. But I love the f***s. I'm so sorry. Love them. It's the vibes. Good times. Remember that time when I slept with a married man and I didn't know he was married?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Men are the biggest liars. And I didn't know he was married until he flew me and us to his place in Las Vegas. And I said, who are these? Who is this woman on your wall? And he goes, oh, my wife.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
This was, like, before Google was a thing.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
and then she caught everything he collected the rest he collected all the other family photos and forgot one and I was snooping and I said oh there's a family photo just like the person in but the one in Vegas I go uh who are you I'm like looking at his walls I'm like who are you posing you were there by the way like a prom picture yeah who's this woman in the photo with you he's like
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
My wife, you know I'm married. You know.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
No, but men are just so dusty and gross.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Yeah. So I don't know how many people know this about you and I, but at one point you became my assistant. A long point. A long point. How was that experience for you? And how did that even get started?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I don't know. I mean, early 2000s, is that when that was? Okay, so I met, we met in 1999.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm here with the twins. So not to put you on the spot. But when you and Malika first started f***ing one another, was it considered a joke? Like just to piss me off? Or what did you say? I'm sorry. I forgot.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
She just told the story of how it started. Cause I said, how did she think I'm a joke?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Great games. Great gamesmanship. I'm kidding. Do you want to disclose anything about... What do you mean? What about... The sexcapades? Yeah, since she said... It was great sex. Oh, nice. Okay, thank you. It was very passionate and very good.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
You don't want to hear this. I don't know why I asked either. I honestly... Khloe, you literally asked to marry me the other day. Now you're doing this? What? I will always marry you, but I am Bobby Kardashian now. No, no, no. We're not going to do this. You can't take my name. Bob and Bob together forever.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
am I right or am I like well I know we met when we were so I turned 16 in June your birthday's in June yes but I think yeah so I think like I was so it was like June 2015 so we met before yeah and how we met was Malika's boyfriend at the time was my he was a man obviously was my male best friend um
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
yeah thank you she's so clever yeah you better notice everything bobby of course i love a bob um oh malika do you know how many people i've hooked up with that i didn't know were married until after we'd done the deed Thank you, Bobby.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Thank you, Bobby. Great. You're not one of them, sir. No, not me. That person could have lied to you or whatever. Yes. And if I tell you the story, you know all about it. He does. He definitely does, brother. I'm sure you do. Okay. Well, I love you. Thank you. This has been great. Love you, Rob.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Likewise. Thanks for playing. Bye, French Bob. Bye. Can Rob come to dinner? Malika's tickling his pickle over there.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
You can tickle a little cucumber before it's pickled if you want.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I mean, just tell me afterwards like I told you. But you didn't tell me until I found out. Yes. No, it didn't really go that way. I admitted to it.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
So it actually happened while they were gone. First of all, Yes, I should have known that you're having intercourse with my family member and sibling.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Yes. My brother. Do I owe you an apology? Him and I could be fraternal twins. I just want to know, do I owe you an apology? But what I'm saying is, if I were to sit on your brother's dick, I would be calling you right afterwards.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
You guys are so great. Hold on. Khadija, I just spit on your brother's dick and I moisturized it with my saliva.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm not in the equation. Are you wearing pantyhose?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
They're just like little, like, socks. That is granny central. Babe, why do you want me to ruin... If anyone wants to date Malika, please swipe into her direct messages. At Malika... Is it Hawk? Or is it just at Malika?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
We're going to eat pasta. I can't wait. And thank you guys so much for being on Chloe in Wonderland with me.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
and it was three of us i had a girl best friend and a guy best friend does she remain nameless no oh okay i was best friends with nicole ritchie and andre friedman can i say his name i don't care okay andre nicole and i were a trio and andre kept malika and i apart and khadijah yeah kept us all apart from each other we all knew that andre had a girlfriend but for some reason he would not let us meet
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And then one day something was left behind that I had possession of and I had to go to Andre's house and Malika opens the door. And I'm like, who is this mystery woman? I love this woman. And we talk for like two hours.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And Malika and I were like, what are you doing later? And I don't know. We were like, let's go to a party. And when you're younger, to build a friendship is so easy and innocent. And we were like, OK, let's go hang out later. And we hung out later. And then I remember meeting Khadijah and I was like, there's two of them. And I actually, me and Khadijah and I became super, super close.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I was still in her always with her boyfriend. And that's fine. And we get, especially when you're 15 and 16, whatever. Yeah. You get it. And, um,
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Had to focus on breathing. I mean, smoking weed and me do not go hand in hand. So the funny thing about the twins, so I have a really bad memory, as they know, especially Malika.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
but i have a great memory at the same time it's really weird but when i'm like wait i ran into someone i know i know her but i don't know how and like i'll sneak a picture and malika's like that's jane from 1994 and did it you went to school with her like she will give me the bio i'm like yes but i don't know anything about myself i think that's a protective nature
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm your vault. We have vaults for one another, which is really crazy. But that's for another day.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
That's going to the grave. You've got to have a vault person. And yes, so I will be like, wait, did I hook up with this person? Because... I feel like I might have known this person before. Malika's like, yes. You did. You hooked up with him when you were 18. And I'm like, oh my God.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Hey Bobby, when you and Malika first started one another, was it like just to piss me off?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I think that's what makes real friendships go round. Selective memory.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Because we're not. And I'm like, I hooked up with that person.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I have a good roster, you guys. Yeah, you do have a good roster.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Have you not seen... I don't even know anything about sports for real. It's a TV show. It's not about 30 on 30.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Right. We just talked about our loyalty.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
NBA final. I mean, what is it? All-star game.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Yeah, definitely NBA all-star game.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
First of all, that just shows how much they do not check a fake ID. I'm 5'10". She's 5 foot on a good day. She has black hair. I always had blonde hair.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
We look nothing alike, Court and I. And I would steal her ID to go to a club. So that's how much people were not
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
adults wanted to get in the club and our little child yourselves were there every monday having the time of our lives otherwise we were we were meant to be there we were meant to be there and we thought we were you know you think you look of age and of course we did not we didn't but they didn't care no it was a different no one cared yeah i met lamar in a club with you and rob
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
Hi, ladies. Hi, baby. I'm so excited to have you guys on Chloe in Wonderland. We are happy to be with Chloe in Wonderland. We're drinking our tequila. Should we all have a sip together?
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
So we went to... It was Ron Artest was having a Welcome to LA party. Yes. And the Lakers asked for me or whoever threw this party for Ron, asked me to go. And Rob was like, please. Like Rob was with us all the time at this point.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
And Rob was like, oh my gosh, we have to go. It's a Laker thing. I do everything for you. You have to do this one for me. I was like, sure, let's go. And so I went... And yeah, because Ron and Lamar were really good friends. And I went to this party. I forget what club it was at. And I met Lamar and we have photos from that night even. And Rob was like, this is amazing.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm going to finally hang out with like guys. Like he was so excited to finally be around.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
No, it was, it was amazing. And we were so up. You guys, we used to In Atlanta, stay at the Embassy Suites. Was that where we were staying? And we would.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I think so. And it would be five of us. And we would all collect our money together and get, remember, it would be like those, it would be two queen beds and we would, it was just a place to change our clothes.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
yes she was that's a good party friend and we it was her and one other person i don't remember the fifth and there was always five of us maybe it was four i have photos so i can tell you randy oh i know no no no that trip it was just the four of us i know what you're talking about when we went to the falcons game yes yeah oh that was but then we made friends that time
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I feel like our... Bluetooth. What? She doesn't want to crack your crystal. Does Bluetooth mean... Wow, you're so Gen Z. These are vintage Christian Dior glasses.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
No. Oh, God. I miss these days. I wish life was still like this. That you could just date people and get away with it.
Khloé in Wonder Land
Best Friends Tell All ft. Malika and Khadijah
I'm not saying that. But when can we go to a place? Like, how do you meet people now?